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SonRyu
October 24th, 2006, 06:24 PM
Ya know, those commercials freak me out. They start off simple enough; wondering if you're kept awake from an active mind and what not... but what do they do? They send in a radioactive glow-in-the-dark butterfly and it kills you! I kid you not. Every time that butterfly touches someone in the commercial, they die. You may say "no, they're just sound asleep!", but look at it like this: what's the best kind of sleep you can get? THE ETERNAL KIND! Damn you Lunesta's butterfly-o-death!

This post is in no way to be taken seriously, and if you take it as such, you need to liven up. The intent of this post is not to disuade anyone from using Lunesta, nor is it to cause any kind of defamation of character on Lunesta's part. Please do not use sleep medicines for extended periods without first talking to your doctor. Side effects may include unpleasant taste, headache, drowsiness and dizziness, and if they send in the radioactive glow-in-the-dark butterfly-o-death, death.

GreatNekoKoneko
October 24th, 2006, 06:28 PM
... Lunesta. meh. give me Ambien any day. at least Ambien has a hot chick that tells you bedtime stories - in a swedish accent. well, for me at least.

Ikari Warrior
October 24th, 2006, 06:41 PM
Nytol Will Help You Get Your Z's!

kenshinbebop
October 24th, 2006, 06:47 PM
What about chloroform? :O

I kid, I kid. ;)

superplough
October 24th, 2006, 06:51 PM
HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead!
HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead!
HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead!

Haruhi
October 24th, 2006, 06:56 PM
HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead!
HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead!
HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead!

They changed that to something like "Head on, apply directly to the forehead! Head on... I hate that commercial, but the product sure is great!"

lame.