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DEMON212
October 8th, 2006, 06:33 PM
Even the rude words on the album version (this is the clean version incase you haven't guessed) couldn't save this song.

Funny though that me and my bro in taking the piss out of it, said those rude words and never knew that that was the real words to it, lol.

Not only would i say it's the worst song ever, but i'd say it's the worst music video ever and possibly the shoe in for the "guy you'd most like to hit/kill" award.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rm9dzLxLvxc

Anyone got any other contenders?

blackknight
October 8th, 2006, 06:41 PM
1: There are worse songs. This is still pretty damn bad.
2: I made it about 7 seconds before I had to turn it off. The worst song I've heard on YouTube was about 2 seconds, as follows. 1) Paralyzed with shock and horror. 2) Close window while fighting the urge not to scream.

DEMON212
October 8th, 2006, 06:51 PM
So what is it?

And trust me, it gets worse as it goes on. Me and my bro watched it all to find out if it was a joke or something. It's not.

blackknight
October 8th, 2006, 07:04 PM
I have succesfully purged the song from my memory, only the events remain.

Lord Dagoth
October 8th, 2006, 07:43 PM
Guys, no matter how bad you think any music is, know that it is no where as bad as Dahv (http://www.dahv.com/)

*sticks fork in ear*

Bernard_Monsha
October 8th, 2006, 08:01 PM
That guy looks like an unholy combination of Emo Phillips and Mick Jagger doing Bee Gees covers.

goddessofanime
October 8th, 2006, 08:09 PM
It's like Napoleon Dynamite decided to dye his hair and take up pop.

Alice Catherine
October 9th, 2006, 05:36 AM
That hair...
...I had that hair last week, remember?
And the overall appearance caused me to close it in around 15 seconds.

ben93085
October 9th, 2006, 08:22 AM
Any Black Eyed Peas song.

Paris Hilton's song is really bad too. Someone should kill her.
I was gonna say something horribly mean, but I will refrain.

Delta-Pheonix
October 9th, 2006, 09:17 AM
*Dazed and confused* what happened just now?!

Mikadzuki Tatsu
October 9th, 2006, 10:02 AM
Is this guy seriously one of Chicago's hottest young stars? If this is what music is coming to, then I'm all prepared to don my black cloak and perform a ritual to mourn the passing of the Golden Days of Great Music, and even mourn the passing of the Iron Days of Merely Decent Music, because even that is better than what this drunk-sounding, wannabe breakdancing freak is ever capable of producing.

Though that wasn't exactly traumatizing. I actually managed to make it through the entire song, and to be honest, I spent most of the time laughing at that guy's drugged-up sounding voice and his horrifying attempts at dancing. :lol:

Though I think that cracked-up song just gave me another excuse to stop listening to American pop music and stick with my other (golden) genres (and J-pop, of course). What ever happened to the great pop songs of old?

VidelCoolGirl
October 9th, 2006, 10:05 AM
Ah, music is for the weak. It hasn't been all that good since Hilary Duff released a CD.

Evil_Koala
October 9th, 2006, 10:41 AM
That's kind of catchy!

/end Sarcasm.

Alice Catherine
October 9th, 2006, 12:16 PM
Ah, music is for the weak. It hasn't been all that good since Hilary Duff released a CD.
...not true.
My Chemical Romance has been around. *waits for the wise members to come flame my ****

DEMON212
October 9th, 2006, 12:40 PM
At least with Paris though, you can turn the voume down on the T.V, plug your iPod into your ears and perv ;)

Black Eyed Peas are easily one of the worst bands ever. I love the Pulp Fiction tune and the Sergio Mendez tune. BEP's come along and now I love them even more, because now I can say "man this is so much better than that awful cover the BEP's did" :)

Yey, one guy made it through :) Yes he was looking and sounding drugged up, and man iss that guy ****ed up. I can't believe the comments about it bieng a great song and him being a great performer :O

WTF?!?!?!

But the rude words are "giving head to the man" incase you didn't work it out.

superplough
October 9th, 2006, 03:16 PM
i dont know whats wrong with that, there are far worse songs out there

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XkHm8uUuT0o

...not true.
My Chemical Romance has been around. *waits for the wise members to come flame my ****
My Chemical Romance is awesome.

Black Eyed Peas are easily one of the worst bands ever.
I KILL YOU! Black Eyed Peas are awesome.

DEMON212
October 9th, 2006, 04:11 PM
BEP's are frauds. Oh we love the world, where is the love? We hate racism and prejudice, oh I know, lets get retarded.

Yeah, they really care, the first song tells you that and then the second one totally confirms it. NOT!

Romance are terrible IMO.

And you can't kill me here, goto GT and kill me so that I can sarcastically come back as DEMON213 like I always do.

{NG}Fidel
October 9th, 2006, 04:19 PM
I like the Black Eyed Peas.
I dont like Fergies London Song though.

Evil_Koala
October 9th, 2006, 04:20 PM
^ I ****ing hate that song.

I think all your crazy emo hip hop rock and rap punk bands are crazy.

LOSTyears
October 9th, 2006, 04:23 PM
Started busting up before the song even started :lol: Could only get half way through, can't imagine going through 5 minutes of that.

Worst song, No. Worst stage performance, pretty close.
See that douchbag in the grey suit, wtf was he doing -_-; Freaks in the background.

I dont like Fergies London Song though.Now that could be nominated as the worst song.

DEMON212
October 9th, 2006, 04:47 PM
EMO sucks more than any other genre of music, and yes I include country in that!

Anyone else think Fergie looks a bit, dodgy? FHM go mental over her because they find her attractive. But I really don't even think i'd class her as a 5-10 on the attractive scale.

LazyNeko
October 9th, 2006, 05:26 PM
WTF!? That was awful! Ive heard worse though. I can actually feel my IQ plummet when I listen to rap or hip hop. :lol:

goddessofanime
October 9th, 2006, 05:40 PM
I like the Black Eyed Peas.
I dont like Fergies London Song though.

I hate that damn song too and video but yet...................it's cracktastic.

DEMON212
October 9th, 2006, 06:52 PM
Well there is another contender. My bro bought it the other day (DJ so he buys everything he thinks he'll get asked for, ever if it's total garbage) David Hasselhoff's Jump In My car.

Wonder if it's on youtube?

Lord Timaeus
October 9th, 2006, 07:06 PM
Well there is another contender. My bro bought it the other day (DJ so he buys everything he thinks he'll get asked for, ever if it's total garbage) David Hasselhoff's Jump In My car.

Wonder if it's on youtube?

It won't be soon; it has been Gizoogled (http://technology.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,,1891795,00.html) as of late.

superplough
October 9th, 2006, 10:14 PM
I dont like Fergies London Song though.
Oh snap!!!

Bernard_Monsha
October 9th, 2006, 10:25 PM
William Shatners spoken word version of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds > all others on the list for worst.

Kevin K
October 10th, 2006, 06:18 AM
this song actually got made....put on youtube.......WTF is this world coming too!!!!

DEMON212
October 10th, 2006, 04:43 PM
Oh Shatner, yeah that is terrible. But at least it's Shatner, lol.

I know Kevin, I know.

blackknight
October 10th, 2006, 07:02 PM
Paris Hilton's song is really bad too. Someone should kill her.
I was gonna say something horribly mean, but I will refrain.
I, on the other hand, have no problem with saying something mean about Paris Hilton. Everything about Paris Hilton is bad. I am thoroughly with Steve on the Preston and Steve radio morning show, as he frequently screams whenever her name pops up, which seems to be at least twice every week. She's a skank, she's a ****, she's stupid, she has no talent. I personally don't even like her looks, so add ugly to the list. You can't shoot her in the head because there's nothing in there to damage.

EDIT: Damn the censor for not allowing me to say what I want. Think dergatory s-word meaning promiscuous.

Solid_Snake
October 10th, 2006, 07:44 PM
That music> Green Day> Any Emo crap out now.

DEMON212
October 11th, 2006, 09:57 AM
Oh man, don't get me started on Green Day. If ever a band didn't deserve the hype, it's them.

Solid_Snake
October 11th, 2006, 02:28 PM
Oh man, don't get me started on Green Day. If ever a band didn't deserve the hype, it's them.
My Chemical Romance and FFTL need to die horrible deaths aswell.

If they want to kill themselfs that's fine. Don't make me have to hear it with thier whiney voices. Grow some stones KTHX.

Sendo Takeshi
October 11th, 2006, 02:39 PM
Oh man, don't get me started on Green Day. If ever a band didn't deserve the hype, it's them.



Old Green Day is much better. Warning and Insomniac was their best stuff. American Idiot was good on its first few listens. It's better than 3/4's of the other poprock nonsense out there though in America. Although, poprock isn't necessarily my scene. But, Green Day is as far as poprock I'll ever go.

Alice Catherine
October 11th, 2006, 02:42 PM
I wanna hear what everyone who's said a song/genre sucks's favorite genre is.

Seriously. Because DEMON has rejected Emo, Country, Hip-Hop.

Perhaps techno fits the bill?

I, personally, like My Chemical Romance because they're better than most bands in their own genre plus every other genre.

...Aiden's their poser, but I still like Aiden. That's the only poser anything I like. I like some types of hip-hop, most types of techno, no country, anything comedy/parody (think Weird Al)....I'd say I'm pretty content with anything.
Unless it's, say, Jesse McCartney or his band of plastics (i.e. Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Zak Effron, you get it...)
THAT is what I stay away from.

Solid_Snake
October 11th, 2006, 02:45 PM
I wanna hear what everyone who's said a song/genre sucks's favorite genre is.

Seriously. Because DEMON has rejected Emo, Country, Hip-Hop.

Perhaps techno fits the bill?

I, personally, like My Chemical Romance because they're better than most bands in their own genre plus every other genre.

...Aiden's their poser, but I still like Aiden. That's the only poser anything I like. I like some types of hip-hop, most types of techno, no country, anything comedy/parody (think Weird Al)....I'd say I'm pretty content with anything.
Unless it's, say, Jesse McCartney or his band of plastics (i.e. Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Zak Effron, you get it...)
THAT is what I stay away from.
I'm sorry. As you seem to not know or like anything that relates to good music.

What do I like?;

Queen.
Styx.
ACDC.
Guns N' Roses.
Iron Maiden.
Metallica.
Tears for Fears.

The list could go on.

PS: Emo's need to die.

Alice Catherine
October 11th, 2006, 05:14 PM
I'm sorry. As you seem to not know or like anything that relates to good music.

What do I like?;

Queen.
Styx.
ACDC.
Guns N' Roses.
Iron Maiden.
Metallica.
Tears for Fears.

The list could go on.

PS: Emo's need to die.


No, I like classics, too. I have a ton of Metallica, Nirvana (borderline classic), ACDC, and Guns 'N Roses on my Ipod, too.
I don't crit a lot of music. If I say something's bad, and we're talking about a person who likes A LOT of different music, then it truly is bad.

And your last comment made me cry. Metallica is someone emo. (Listen to Enter Sandman and St. Anger and TELL ME that's not the least bit emo.)

Personally, regarding MCR/Green Day, their early albums were better than what they have today, not counting Bury Me In Black and Desert Song by MCR. I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love is My Chemical Romance's best album EVER.
Same for Kerplunk, Insomniac, and Dookie for Green Day.
After Nimrods came out, Green Day slowly started to go downhill. They made 3 albums in the period between Nimrods and American Idiot. I only liked a few songs on Warning.

DEMON212
October 11th, 2006, 05:30 PM
I like Metal (Guns And Roses, Foo Fighters, Dragonforce, Velvet Revolver), Rock (Queen, Muse, some Aerosmith, some Audioslave, some just bits and bobs of Rock. Like Meatloaf's Bat Out Of Hell and the likes), Indie/Indie Rock (Killers, Kaiser Chiers, Avril Lavigne, Hard Fi, Gorrilaz) and some odd job daft songs (O-ZONE Dragostea Din Tei, Nizlopi JCB Song, Outkast Hey Ya) and those are the 3 genres I mainly listen to.

Oh, Classical too, I like qite I bit, but I don't really know there names and never got around to checking em out on my grandads Classical collection. But I love Betthovens Moonlight Sonata.

But while I odn't class this as a real genre of music, you do so i'll include it. Comedy, Mitch Benn,, Kevin Bloody Wilson, Weird Al and the likes.

Solid_Snake
October 11th, 2006, 05:37 PM
And your last comment made me cry. Metallica is someone emo. (Listen to Enter Sandman and St. Anger and TELL ME that's not the least bit emo.)

Sorry, it isn't. :P

If you knew anything about the history of Metallica, you'd know why the black album was the way it was. They had too many emotions, and they cramed it inthe black abum. People like MCR, ***** about things for no reason.

Alice Catherine
October 11th, 2006, 05:46 PM
They tell a story. It's like a musical, only cooler.

Like IBYMB, YBMYL was about a male character who ended up being involved with the supernatural with his girlfriend.

Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge was about a sort-of love-hate relationship between two socialites, while the male socialite ends up a mental patient.

Life On The Murder Scene doesn't count. THAT was a compilation of live songs, plus the Bury Me In Black demo. Desert Song was really the bridge between TCFSR and their next album.

DEMON212
October 11th, 2006, 05:47 PM
All I know is, the music sucks and the words are terrible. So I hate EMO. Don't really care what they're singing about.

Solid_Snake
October 11th, 2006, 05:48 PM
All I know is, the music sucks and the words are terrible. So I hate EMO. Don't really care what they're singing about.
QFT.

EMO needs to be stopped. So all the little kids running around can grasp some reality(sp lawl).

Sendo Takeshi
October 11th, 2006, 06:10 PM
Same for Kerplunk, Insomniac, and Dookie for Green Day.
After Nimrods came out, Green Day slowly started to go downhill. They made 3 albums in the period between Nimrods and American Idiot. I only liked a few songs on Warning.



Green Day only made Warning(The Network - Money Money 2020 might count as the second) in between Nimrod and American Idiot. International Superhits and Shenanigans don't count.

Warning was their best album. It's the fact that the poprock crowd failed to accept genious work is what made Warning a commercial failure. Other than that, it was their greatest album ever. The rest of Green Day's catalogue pales in comparison to Warning.

DEMON212
October 11th, 2006, 07:01 PM
QFT.

EMO needs to be stopped. So all the little kids running around can grasp some reality(sp lawl).

QFT?

Quite ****ing true perhaps?

Alice Catherine
October 12th, 2006, 03:47 AM
Well, that's your opinion. I respect that. But you really don't have to make statements like "Oh well all emos need to die."

I guess I'm just saying this because I open up to all kinds of music and I think everyone else should...? I mean I respect that you don't like it, but you should respect that I do.

@Deathscythe: Oops. I counted "Maria" and "Poprocks and Coke" as a seperate albums. I also counted Shenanigans.

Solid_Snake
October 12th, 2006, 07:13 AM
QFT?

Quite ****ing true perhaps?
'Quoted for truth.' :(

DEMON212
October 12th, 2006, 04:09 PM
Well, that's your opinion. I respect that. But you really don't have to make statements like "Oh well all emos need to die."

I guess I'm just saying this because I open up to all kinds of music and I think everyone else should...? I mean I respect that you don't like it, but you should respect that I do.

Hey, I hate religion, but I respect those who have belief. I respect you for liking that crap, I mean I couldn't, lol.

Well Solid, I was close, lol.

I also like Jovi, he's one of the best Rock artists around IMO. Motorhead are good Metal, but only heard a fraction of there stuff, same with Alice Cooper.

The only AC/DC song I know i've heard (meaing that I know is theres) is TNT/Dynomite and I liked it :)

Rurouni Saiyan
October 12th, 2006, 05:34 PM
Worst song out as of now:

DJ Webstar's Chicken Noodle Soup.

Look it up sometime. You'll know what I'm talking about.

Alice Catherine
October 13th, 2006, 01:09 PM
I also like Jovi, he's one of the best Rock artists around IMO. Motorhead are good Metal, but only heard a fraction of there stuff, same with Alice Cooper.



Jovi's great, too. I have a bunch of his songs. Alice Cooper's OK. My dad won't let me listen...

The Million Dollar Prons
October 13th, 2006, 02:17 PM
The worst song ever is Perfect Circle's cover of John Lennon's "Imagine." Taking a famous song about peace, darkening it up, and showing "AUTHENTIC NEWS FOOTAGE" in the background isn't deep, interesting, or informative. It just proves that Maynard is almost as big of a jerk-off as Bono.

I hate Tool, and Tool fans. Let's have a fist fight.

Alice Catherine
October 13th, 2006, 02:41 PM
Meh, Tool's OK. I can't manage to get a download, so I haven't heard it in a while.

As much as I like music...yeah...Perfect Circle killed my ears with that.

Meanwhile, Mr. Twiford (assistant principal/***/child molestor/prick) attempted, with three other teachers that are actually cool, to be the Beatles.

I died inside...

Which made me come up with my slogan.


Every time a principal/AP/teacher tries to be a rock star, I die a little inside.

SRSLY. Cause my principal at my old school tried it last year.

DEMON212
October 13th, 2006, 06:48 PM
My mam used to love Alice, wish she had his albums. Now I need to buy em instead, and i'm cheap, lol.

Alice Catherine
October 14th, 2006, 06:56 AM
The only reason I don't just download it off iTunes is that my mom's already pissed at me for buying stuff without permission ($3 this week oh noez!), let alone me buying something that I'm not supposed to listen too. (Which is utter BS because she let me get System of a Down and my dad said I couldn't have it. SOAB. And...Eminem....and...HIM. My parents are music-hip, especially my dad.)

DEMON212
October 14th, 2006, 07:05 PM
My mam listens to all sorts of new music. But she loves the 70's more. Only a few good 70's songs IMO, and one isn't a song. But it's the best. Popcorn :)

I'd get em off iTunes, but I really need to save my money for X-MAS time.

goddessofanime
October 14th, 2006, 07:35 PM
Worst song? HA! I laugh at your choices!

I give you The Hoff (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibEdNCLyirE)

The Million Dollar Prons
October 14th, 2006, 07:50 PM
B-B-B-But that's a good song!

goddessofanime
October 14th, 2006, 07:52 PM
But he's so...icky!

It's like watching my drunk uncle on karaoke night....

The Million Dollar Prons
October 14th, 2006, 07:54 PM
I can relate to that video, because that's exactly how I convince women to get into my car. ;)

Solid_Snake
October 14th, 2006, 07:54 PM
Gunther> all.

Dalmain
October 15th, 2006, 03:36 AM
I cry...yes I did cry.

Alice Catherine
October 15th, 2006, 01:56 PM
I can relate to that video, because that's exactly how I convince women to get into my car. ;)
This could be expected of Prons.

DEMON212
October 15th, 2006, 05:17 PM
Hey, I said that Hoff song a couple pages ago. My bor plays it all the time to piss off the Chav scum who ask him for rave shite at his gigs.

DEMON212
October 15th, 2006, 05:18 PM
D-D-D's censored, and that isn't???

Rain
October 15th, 2006, 11:24 PM
My Chemical Romance is awesome.

Yeah, emo.

I KILL YOU! Black Eyed Peas are awesome.

Yeah, atrocious radio "pop."

Is it just me or does Fergie's voice sound awfully whiny and synthesized (not like it's uncommon)?

Alice Catherine
October 16th, 2006, 12:13 PM
Anyone a Ciara fan?

She blows CHUNKS live. Seriously. She's just synthesized to sound pretty. It sucks.

ryushe
October 16th, 2006, 12:58 PM
Guys, no matter how bad you think any music is, know that it is no where as bad as Dahv (http://www.dahv.com/)

*sticks fork in ear*
Please delete this post, no one else should have to go through that. :x

Worst song? HA! I laugh at your choices!

I give you The Hoff (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibEdNCLyirE)
You've just ****ing won this thread. I forgot all about that song. :lol: :x

Wait, did he just say "Oh little girl, I wouldn't tell you a lie"....And is that....Nightrider?

Alice Catherine
October 16th, 2006, 01:10 PM
That post totally owned.

But um...

...there's something worse than that...

*gulp*


NATASHA BEDINGFIELD.

DEMON212
October 16th, 2006, 02:58 PM
Yes, it's Kitt. Notice the Baywatch bit?

You get the video on the CD, me and my bro put it on and laughed our ***** off at the Hoff.

Sendo Takeshi
October 16th, 2006, 04:06 PM
Yes, it's Kitt. Notice the Baywatch bit?

You get the video on the CD, me and my bro put it on and laughed our ***** off at the Hoff.



The real question is: Why do you own that CD? The video is top tier, but not worth the CD purchase.

Alice Catherine
October 16th, 2006, 04:27 PM
I put some songs on the old 'Pod.

-HelloGoodbye: Here (In Your Arms)
-Evanescence: Call Me When You're Sober
-The Fray: How To Save a Life
-Franz Ferdinand: Take Me Out

DEMON212
October 16th, 2006, 06:06 PM
The real question is: Why do you own that CD? The video is top tier, but not worth the CD purchase.

As i've mentioned before, several times, and several times in this very post. My brother is a DJ. He buys any cheesy **** that he thinks he'll get asked for.