If you had one wish, what would you wish for?

[Snouman88]

I'de wish for a portal in my room that would take me to any fictional world I wished. (And I'de be able to come back and go to a different one of couse.)

[Reidar]

I'd wish for life to be harder.

[miko hanyou]

I wish i would go touring around Italy.

[Lord Dagoth]

In before "I'd wish for a million more wishes"

[DEMON212]

To be able to use the Force. But more so to be more powerful than Vader, the most powerful Jedi ever to exist.

Chav mugging sweet old lady, Force choke, happy sweet old lady, dead Chav. Everyone wins :)

[Alice Catherine]

I'd wish for a memory card for my PS2.
Other than that, I'm pretty content.

[CrossboneGundam]

To be able to use the Force. But more so to be more powerful than Vader, the most powerful Jedi ever to exist.

Chav mugging sweet old lady, Force choke, happy sweet old lady, dead Chav. Everyone wins :)

Technically, you're the worse criminal there.

[blackknight]

I would wish that everyone would know and admire the greatness that is Monty Python, thus leading to world peace through humour. Most people these days don't have an intercoursing sense of humour, but through Monty Python everyone would gain one, resulting in a decrease in misunderstandings as people realize that you don't have to be anal about every little thing.

Note: I truly believe that a worldwide sense of humour would result in world peace.

[DEMON212]

But if that joke got out, then everyone would be dead, you as a MP fan surely must know what joke I mean :)

Not really Crossbone, Chavs are useless, just read my post below (or above is someone has replied to it, lol). Not only would I be saving a sweet old lady, i'd be getting people who really do need benefits more money, and eliminating another mouth to feed so that means that poverty wouldn't hit us here in the U.K.

Also because %95 of all Chavs do drugs and do "it" unprotected, i'd be eliminated the high chance of the U.K becoming the next Africa with reguards to an aids problem.

All Chavs should be shot on sight :)

No-one here in the U.K likes Chavs, except other Chavs. I mean if they actually contributed to society it'd be fine, but they don't.

Even the immigrants come over here and work for crying out loud, and people have been having a go at immigrants for years. No idea why. Probably because they're *******s like them in South Park who proclaim that "dey took our jobs!", lol.

SP rules.

[Holy Knight]

Everything. Why limit yourself to one thing?

[Lord Timaeus]

Everything. Why limit yourself to one thing?

Even AIDS? :rolleyes:

I'm not wishing for anything...

[Spadesy]

I'd wish to be stuck in a room with a nice bed with a girl, and a bar lined with Jack and Walker. There'd be a huge window with a view of trees as far as I can see, and the sun would shine and never go down.

[EmberAlchemist0]

I'd wish for a load of money. Now I'm aware that money doesn't ALWAYS mean happiness. I'd then take that money buy my siblings their own homes, my dad a new home, and my own home. ^_^

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Even AIDS? :rolleyes:


I've already got Gonorreah, so I can't get AIDS.

[kenshinbebop]

I'd wish for 100 more wishes.
(Dagoth, why would you need a million more wishes if at 99, you can jsut wish for more!)

[Lord Dagoth]

And I'd wish for infinite knowledge

[Magami No ER]

In before "I'd wish for a million more wishes"
Why stop at a million? ;)

[HSaabedra]

The perfect cellphone.

[goddessofanime]

A good paying job where I'd be happy.

And meeting people.

[CrossboneGundam]

I'd wish for something useful, like the ability to crap gold.

[Ikari Warrior]

The perfect cellphone.
and the plan to go with it :P

I think I'd wish for the ability to fly. Driving is such a pain in the arse, and flying would just be so great.

[Haro!]

I'd wish for $100 billion. I think I can live with that.

[Jinto117]

I wish I could get the hell of Earth and live in some kick a** space colony. And not no lame a** Gundam Seed colony either. *grumble; stuped hour glass shape*

[Bernard_Monsha]

Omnipotence, I would then amuse myself by tortureing people I dislike in Kafka-esque ways. Instead of it happening suddenly happen it would occour slowly over 10-20 years. Haveing someone slowly turn into a lawn over a long period of time is grotesquely appealing to me. Plus the fact I would get to ride over them with a lawn mower once a week.

[Magami No ER]

^That's rather...unique. :huh:

[DazzleKitty]

An unlimited supply of cash.

[Japhyl]

I'd wish to be of a different race.

[CrossboneGundam]

Omnipotence, I would then amuse myself by tortureing people I dislike in Kafka-esque ways. Instead of it happening suddenly happen it would occour slowly over 10-20 years. Haveing someone slowly turn into a lawn over a long period of time is grotesquely appealing to me. Plus the fact I would get to ride over them with a lawn mower once a week.

How would someone turn into a lawn and not notice? :lol:

Anyway, if you were omnipotent, you could just make people you dislike regret doing whatever it was that made you dislike them and force them to live with the guilt nagging at them for the rest of their lives.

[SDAnimeFan]

I'd wish for Money

[superplough]

I would wish to have any ability i want to use.

[HSaabedra]

and the plan to go with it :P

3000 anytime minutes, Unlimited data, Unlimited text, Unlimited picture/video messaging, nights at 6pm, monthly download credit, and insurance. All for $45. I just need the perfect phone to go with it. something like this (http://www.engadgetmobile.com/2006/07/04/sharps-w-zero3-es-ws007sh-winmo-5-pocket-pc-hotness-redefi/) on Sprint would simply own all.

[Shiroiyuki]

For the person I care about to be closer to me. So far...so far away >_<

[LostCause]

I'd wish for life to be harder.
All you need is a one way plain ticket.

For the person I care about to be closer to me. So far...so far away
yeah, I sorta know what you mean :(

As for myself....Don't know. What if those wishes backfire? Like if you wish to be happy, you'll become an idiot or something :devil:

If its sounds too good to be true.....
I'll pass...

[Soaker87]

Why stop at a million? ;)

Precisely. I'd wish for infinite wishes.

[Soluzar]

I'd just wish that my body be free from deterioration or damage, and remain that way for 500 years. I don't want to live forever, but I'd like to live a few centuries.

[ben93085]

If I had the force, all my dreams would come true. Lightsaber ignorant *******s, force lightning bratty litlte kids, and then I would force choke thier parents.

[Defiled one]

Trust me people...its people like me that made wishes being forbiden in the universe....since the whole "BIG BANG" incident who, FOR THE RECORD wasnt my fault it was Lilith....

[Perperikon010]

For all people to permanently forget how to make or use weapons.

That'll be interesting to say the least...

[blackknight]

But if that joke got out, then everyone would be dead, you as a MP fan surely must know what joke I mean :)
Sadly, it wouldn't. I've already tried translating it back into English (Self-sacrifice for the good of man-kind.), and it is gibberish.

Now there's a wish! If the previous one were no good I would wish for the power to know the Joke in every language while being immune to it myself. The true WMD.

[DanoruX]

Here's how you can get anything you could ever want in just one wish:

First you start with this:

"I wish that I were a being that..."

Then you go on to list your status effects:

"...is financially wealthy, immortal, immune to all desease, radiation, temperature, self-destruction, hippies,..."

Then you list your abilities:

"...and can teleport, change physical appearance at will, breath fire, summon gods, etc..."

Then you state your insurance policy:

"...and automatically returns to the current state, time, and place just after recieving the wish should I witness the death of the universe, the multiverse surrounding it, or be swallowed by a black hole, star, or planet."

I think that pretty much covers anything you could ever want. ;)

[Bernard_Monsha]

How would someone turn into a lawn and not notice? :lol:




Oh they would notice and watch themselves slowly do it over a number of years, I guess I would have to stop them from killing themselves so their suffering would not end.

[Gannon]

I'd wish to be the final boss in one of the most successful video game franchises in history.

Oh wait, I have that already...

[DEMON212]

Sadly, it wouldn't. I've already tried translating it back into English (Self-sacrifice for the good of man-kind.), and it is gibberish.

Now there's a wish! If the previous one were no good I would wish for the power to know the Joke in every language while being immune to it myself. The true WMD.

How could you translate it? You never once see it.