if you could assasinate anyone, who would it be?

[inuyasha_junkie]

i would assasinate the ******s in my school who are making fun of the person i like, just because she likes anime.

[animeotaku99]

No Comment from me,.... they are listening

[master terrence]

you're just joking about the murderous intention... right?

I suppose you're just pissed.

[superplough]

No Comment from me,.... they are listening

what he said

[Ikari Warrior]

that's um...this isn't funny. Seriously, those kinds of thoughts are what cause incidents like columbine and such.

[Lord Dagoth]

I'D ASSASINATE THE PRESIDENT

ARE YOU LISTENING UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT?

lol just kididng

this thread is stupid

[animeotaku99]

I'D ASSASINATE THE PRESIDENT

ARE YOU LISTENING UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT?

lol just kididng

this thread is stupid
YOU FOOL!! YOU"VE DOOMED US ALL! :O

[Evil_Koala]

Hello, I'm from the government.

Dagoth...Why don't we take a little trip downtown? *spins gun*

[MonkeyBoy0314]

I'd bet people would respond properly if the thread was called "If you had a Death Note..."

[Evil_Koala]

Oh snap to answer the question...I'd assassinate Osama Bin Laden...XD

[Ketaru]

I would assassinate Julius Caesar. Unfortunately, somebody beat me to it apparently so that's one life ambition I'll never achieve.

Nah, I wouldn't do it. I don't really give a damn about Caesar. But I wanted to respond to this thread somehow.

[Alice Catherine]

This thread disgusts me.
You fail.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

... 2 words my friend: emo monkey.

[DEMON212]

I'd do the best Hitman in the world, just for irony's sake, lol.

Of course what with him being the best, no-one would be able to kill him, except for himself, so i'd need him to commit suicide, which he wouldn't be willing to do, so then i'd have to hire more than one Hitman, but only one of them would be free, because the nature of the thread insinuates that. Or that i'd be the Hitman, so then i'd really need to hire some Hitmen, which I wouldn't be able to afford, so then he'd kill me instead. But of course this thread says that it's possible, so then you have to factor in the way i'd use this thread to my advantage and how i'd then...

...and that's what would happen :)

Everyone got that?

[Lord Timaeus]

BRB FBI

lol, filler

[Jon]

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n178/ThatJonKid2009/ExitDoor004.jpg

[HELLFISH88]

This is quite possibly one of the most moronic threads ever to be created. please, berny. kill this.

[DEMON212]

I know, hence why I had fun taking the piss out of the subject.

[Samourai]

chuck norris, so people would stop making all those played out jokes.

[seba_boi]

i would assasinate the ******s in my school who are making fun of the person i like, just because she likes anime.No, please... Calm down... *chill pill*

[Professor Funk]

You people need to calm down, This is a fun thread. I would assassinate Chuck Norris, so then people would think I am GOD.

[DEMON212]

No-one can kill Chuck.

[Samourai]

No-one can kill Chuck.


exactly my point

[Lord Timaeus]

Every time you use hyperbole, Chuck Norris kills a fanboy.

[DEMON212]

Glad we're on the same page here :)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zFs1XZoIIl4

However, there is this.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zFs1XZoIIl4

[Samourai]

i cant believe what i started.

[DEMON212]

I don't even know what you were talking about, and what is hyperbole?

Even been to the Norris site, my bro for a laugh went there with his BM and we watched (me and my BM) and he greets you himself, lol.

[Lord Timaeus]

Hyperbole is basically dramatic exaggeration, which is the basis for all Chuck Norris jokes.

[Holy Knight]

Hyperbole basically means "exageration".

And even if this is a joke thread, it ain't funny. Just three weeks ago, we in Montreal had to deal with Kimveer Gill who went on a rampage on the Dawson College campus, killed a girl and injured twenty. The shock of it is reverberating, so I don't find assassination topics that start with "I want to kill my classmates" to be worth discussing.

And for the record, everyone deserves life, whoever they are.

[Sendo Takeshi]

This thread does not deliver.

[superplough]

Chuck Norris = this thread DOES deliver.

[Japhyl]

I would assassinate this thread maker.



















Just kidding.

[Old Ape Face]

Um i hear the mods comeing, you'de better Prepare yourselves. for another thread closeing.

[Solid_Snake]

I would kill Chuck Norris. So the stupid un funny jokes about him would die.

[Old Ape Face]

The mods would assasinate this thread. that is if they knew about it.

[Neo0tak0n]

Dr. Robotnika.

[_jwb388_]

I would kill Steve Irwin... O wait, damn stingray. NVM I'll kill Louis Griffen.