Posts?

[pickles133]

Shouldn't off topic posts be considered in your total post count? Just a suggestion for mods to look at instead of closing awesome threads :P

[Joeshie]

I forsee your future and I see a banhammer of epic proportions.

[pickles133]

I forsee your future and I see a banhammer of epic proportions.

When you tell of my story, can I be shirtless? Because I feel that will have a more profound effect if I was shirtless when the banhammer hits

[Joeshie]

When you tell of my story, can I be shirtless? Because I feel that will have a more profound effect if I was shirtless when the banhammer hits

Lo, and the great Joeshie declared it to be so. Such is the pickles now shirtless.

[pickles133]

Shouldn't off topic posts be considered in your total post count? Just a suggestion for mods to look at instead of closing awesome threads :P

But I digress...I am curious to why off-topic posts aren't posts

[Joeshie]

But I digress...I am curious to why off-topic posts aren't posts

Because SOME people might spam them in order to increase their post count, which will in turn, increase their e-penis size.

[Samurai Drifter]

Who cares about post count anyway? It's useless.

[pickles133]

Because SOME people might spam them in order to increase their post count, which will in turn, increase their e-penis size.

Who would do something like that? Its like getting a water cup at a restaurant and filling it with sprite. Sure you feel better about yourself but in the end, you die a little inside

[Joeshie]

Who cares about post count anyway? It's useless.

Like I said, e-penis size.

[pickles133]

Who cares about post count anyway? It's useless.

Well I have 5 "posts" even though I'm all over the forums. I don't know...just the whole concept seems fishy to me...like a matrix of sorts. What are the mod's trying to hide with not showing the true number of posts?

[Leader Desslock]

I'm sure that in the journey to become the Avatar of Awesomeness, he probably just misplaced his copy of the AN FAQ (http://www.animenation.net/forums/faq.php?faq=questions#faq_zero_posts). Either that or he's too awesome to use the search function to find previous threads (http://www.animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?t=192109&highlight=post+count) in which the topic of post count is discussed.

I suppose it must be tough having to choose between being awesome (http://www.animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?t=196993) or competent.

[Joeshie]

I'm sure that in the journey to become the Avatar of Awesomeness, he probably just misplaced his copy of the AN FAQ (http://www.animenation.net/forums/faq.php?faq=questions#faq_zero_posts). Either that or he's too awesome to use the search function to find previous threads (http://www.animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?t=192109&highlight=post+count) in which the topic of post count is discussed.

I suppose it must be tough having to choose between being awsome or competent.

Do not be so hard on the lone pickles. For he is lost and weary from his travels on the great intarweb.

[pickles133]

I'm sure that in the journey to become the Avatar of Awesomeness, he probably just misplaced his copy of the AN FAQ (http://www.animenation.net/forums/faq.php?faq=questions#faq_zero_posts). Either that or he's too awesome to use the search function to find previous threads (http://www.animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?t=192109&highlight=post+count) in which the topic of post count is discussed.

I suppose it must be tough having to choose between being awsome or competent.

We got some fire in this little one. With all things considered that I created my account not but 20 mins ago. The search function seemed to have slipped my mind among the constant typing of replying to the needy.

[pickles133]

And see look at this Leader Desslock fellow. He talks down to me like hes all high and mighty - asserting that he has a bigger e-penis. And oh look...he's got 2k more posts than I do...I believe Joeshie is on to something about the e-penis

[pickles133]

Sorry for teh double post...and now this triple post

[Joeshie]

It's my Posts to E-Penis Theory I have been working on in internet school. The thesis is going quite well.

[Leader Desslock]

And see look at this Leader Desslock fellow. He talks down to me like hes all high and mighty
Oh, no - I wasn't talking down to you. I was speaking about your awesomeness in the third person. Totally different.

[Joeshie]

Oh, no - I wasn't talking down to you. I was speaking about your awesomeness in the third person. Totally different.

Leader Desslock - 1
pickles - 0

[pickles133]

Oh, no - I wasn't talking down to you. I was speaking about your awesomeness in the third person. Totally different.


Leader Desslock - 1
pickles - 0

So we're keeping score now? Sorry but my awesomeness can't be measured in simple numbers. I mean really....Leader Desslock....pickles133....you decide

[Joeshie]

So we're keeping score now? Sorry but my awesomeness can't be measured in simple numbers. I mean really....Leader Desslock....pickles133....you decide

True. How does one actually quantify and classify awesomeness? Perhaps quantum physics will be able to help us solve this nasty riddle.

[Haro!]

True. How does one actually quantify and classify awesomeness? Perhaps quantum physics will be able to help us solve this nasty riddle.
I think Dess will have an answer to that.

[Samurai Drifter]

So we're keeping score now? Sorry but my awesomeness can't be measured in simple numbers. I mean really....Leader Desslock....pickles133....you decide
pickles133's awesomeness is a totally different entity from the main persona. In fact, I submit that Desslock IS pickles133's awesomeness, posting of its own accord.

Actually, I'm pretty sure both you, Desslock, and Joeshie are all actually incarnations of my awesomeness.

[Joeshie]

I think Dess will have an answer to that.

I have no doubt that right this instant, Desslock is writing a 20 paragraph essay on that very subject. :P

Actually, I'm pretty sure both you, Desslock, and Joeshie are all actually incarnations of my awesomeness.

So are we now in the Matrix, Agent Smith? Is everyone on this forum mere copies of your data imprinted on helpless posters?

[Leader Desslock]

The Awesomeness of Pickles is beyond my ability to objectively describe, I fear.

[Haro!]

The Awesomeness of Pickles is beyond my ability to objectively describe, I fear.
I think pickles are good in hamburgers but phenomenal with pastrami sandwiches. So awesomeness of pickles is therefore relative.

[Samurai Drifter]

We know they're pickles, gentlemen. But the question is, what kind of pickles are they?

[pickles133]

Believe what you will but I warn you. Do not dig too deep because there are places man are never meant to venture to

[Joeshie]

The Awesomeness of Pickles is beyond my ability to objectively describe, I fear.

Inbelieveable! To stump Desslock is to stump the very nature of human rationality and reason.

I fear that our mere human-size brains are just incapable of actually understanding the Awesomeness of Pickles. Perhaps this is a question best left to the Gods.

BTW, I hearby declare this thread to be Awesome (whatever awesome really means).

[Leader Desslock]

...Do not dig too deep because there are places man are never meant to venture to
<imagines a medieval map with terra incognita marked as "Here There Be Pickles">

...

:lol:

[Joeshie]

I think, therefore I pickles?

[ryushe]

When you tell of my story, can I be shirtless? Because I feel that will have a more profound effect if I was shirtless when the banhammer hits
Oh **** this guy is great.

EDIT: Mods, Please don't ban this guy yet, I need a good laugh.

[pickles133]

I think, therefore I pickles?

Way to go Joeshie....you have started a chain reaction bringing about the end of our existance. Sucks for you guys because I'll be safe in my shell of awesomeness.

[Joeshie]

Way to go Joeshie....you have started a chain reaction bringing about the end of our existance. Sucks for you guys because I'll be safe in my shell of awesomeness.

A chain of....PICKLES? I shall eat through the chain with delicious fury in order to save all of humanity!

[pickles133]

When you tell of my story, can I be shirtless? Because I feel that will have a more profound effect if I was shirtless when the banhammer hits


Oh **** this guy is great.


BAM SON!!! ryushe, you may chill with me in a mini-shell of awesomeness I am lending you - a minor detachment of the original shell of awesomeness. But I feel I must warn you, the shell senses fear - do not be afraid by the overwhelming awesomeness that will protect you from Joeshie's recklessness

[pickles133]

A chain of....PICKLES? I shall eat through the chain with delicious fury in order to save all of humanity!

Pickles are all-powerful...one way or another, they will get you. It is inevitable...good game existance gfg

[pickles133]

again sorry for the double post....and now the triple post

[ryushe]

pickles just wondering, Have you ever read a manga or seen a show called Maison Ikkoku?

[pickles133]

pickles just wondering, Have you ever read a manga or seen a show called Maison Ikkoku?

Negatory...

[ryushe]

Oh, it's just you remind me so much of the character named Yotsuya from the same anime.

[pickles133]

Alright well everyone, I am off to my obligatory awesomeness duties. If I am not banned the next time I log in...I will give you another dosage of picklegasm. I'll leave you with this:

I'm gonna give ya a little something I call the Pickles Perspective:

One: If the guy in front of me in the coffee shop can't decide what he wants in the 30 minutes it takes for him to get to the register, I should be allowed to kill him.

Two: I'm fairly sure that if they took all the porn off the Internet, there'd only be 1 website left, and it would be called Bring Back The Porn.

Third, and most important, to be respected as a man, nay a pickle, you must be an ocean. You're born alone, you damn sure die alone. Only the weak need help.


Peace all (I hope to be back soon)

P.S. I'm awesome any way you slice it

[Samurai Drifter]

Believe what you will but I warn you. Do not dig too deep because there are places man are never meant to venture to
Places hideously ancient, forgotten by the ages, so remote that only in the blackest hour of the darkest night of the Winter Equinox could H.P. Lovecraft venture to make dramatic exaggerations.

[Ketaru]

I like pie. What about you?

[Joeshie]

I like pie. What about you?

Pickled pie?

[pickles133]

I finished my obligatory awesomeness duties and I just couldnt stay away. This thread has died while I was away...Lets liven it up a bit

[Haruhi]

I finished my obligatory awesomeness duties and I just couldnt stay away. This thread has died while I was away...Lets liven it up a bit

Better idea : Let's not.

And simply put, no. Your OT posts will not contribute.