Dog Learns to Drive, Crashes Car

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Woman Crashes When Teaching Dog to Drive
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Aug 28, 8:13 AM (ET)

BEIJING (AP) - A woman in Hohhot, the capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car while giving her dog a driving lesson, the official Xinhua News Agency said Monday.

No injuries were reported although both vehicles were slightly damaged, it said.

The woman, identified only be her surname, Li, said her dog "was fond of crouching on the steering wheel and often watched her drive," according to Xinhua.

"She thought she would let the dog 'have a try' while she operated the accelerator and brake," the report said. "They did not make it far before crashing into an oncoming car."

Xinhua did not say what kind of dog or vehicles were involved but Li paid for repairs.
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Good lord is that dumb to teach a dog how to drive. :lol:

[Bezerker]

As if Asian humans werent bad enough drivers, now they want their dogs to drive too?

[kiyomi]

Hey, hey now Bezerker...I resemble that remark!

I can't even teach my dog to "fetch"...hmm..but I could teach it to wreck a car in 0.2 seconds flat.

[SousukeSagara]

thats the chinese for you. :P

[Fobb]

Wow, tell me why I expected there to be stereotypes? In my opinion, white people are way worse at driving. They just say asians are bad because they can't go as fast.

And now I'm going to be expecting a dog joke.

I got yo back Kiyomi *word life*

[ryushe]

Man, If their not killing their dogs, their making them learn to drive. Make up your mind you crazy chinese.

[Fobb]

Man, If their not killing their dogs, their making them learn to drive. Make up your mind you crazy chinese.
I called it.

*refer to my first post*

[master terrence]

The mass amounts of idiots that run stops, in their hummer, while on the phone- almost running me over, tend to NEVER be asian.

[Fobb]

The mass amounts of idiots that run stops, in their hummer, while on the phone- almost running me over, tend to NEVER be asian.
Exactly. I'm not trying to be racist, but usually they're white.

[Bernard_Monsha]

The most important question is:

Was the turn indicator on the entire time they were 20 MPH under the speed limit?

[MonkeyBoy0314]

To think that I just heard this right after earning my Driver's Permit

[KyouryokuSenshi]

Good lord is that dumb to teach a dog how to drive. :lol:

A little common sense will go a very long way. :lol: :naughty:

[master terrence]

you know, still alot more people get into car accidents than dogs :lol: yes I know the surrounding facts

[Midoriko87]

:lol: Haha, this is great!

I think a lot of dogs do that... sit (or stand) in their owners' laps and place their paws on the steering wheel. Never heard of anyone actually letting the dog take control, though...

Luckily, the dog wasn't injured. ^_^ "But Midoriko, what about the people?! Aren't you glad they weren't injured?!!" :lol: Good One!

People really need to give their dogs boundaries or whatnot.

[Jon]

Why would you want to even teach your dog? I mean, would you expect it to drive to the supermarket and what not for you? Jeeze, unless the owner was drunk, I don't know what she was thinking.

At least try it in an empty parking lot if you're that interested to see if it can drive.

[goddessofanime]

Bwah....that's some funny stuff right there.

Hell, that dog could probaly drive better than some of the idiots around here.

[LOSTyears]

I mean, would you expect it to drive to the supermarket and what not for you?Hey that dog has to earn its keep one way or the other.
Women can't drive any damn way so Fido is probably better off at the wheel.

[Magami No ER]

Hey, hey now Bezerker...I resemble that remark!

You're one funny lady. XD
Though I'm PRETTY sure race=/=drving skills.
Unless you're a canine. = <

[Evil_Koala]

What a noob.