Happy Birthday Fool! {Lord Kuroishi}

[{NG}Fidel]

Just Saying Happy B Day for Lord Kuroishi!

[VidelCoolGirl]

Yes! Happy B-Day Kuro! And Just for you, this song....

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain
But thats just perfect for an amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning Im milkin cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and jacob plows... fool
And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that
Even ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
Im a man of the land, Im into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight were gonna party like its 1699

We been spending most our lives
Living in an amish paradise
Ive churned butter once or twice
Living in an amish paradise
Its hard work and sacrifice
Living in an amish paradise
We sell quilts at a discount price
Living in an amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really dont care, in fact I wish him well
cause Ill be laughing my head off when hes burning in hell
But I aint never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An amish with a tude?
You know thats unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree
I really look good in black... fool
If you come to visit, youll be bored to tears
We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we aint really quaint, so please dont point and stare
Were just technologically impaired

Theres no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like robinson caruso
Its as primitive as can be

We been spending most our lives
Living in an amish paradise
Were just plain and simple guys
Living in an amish paradise
Theres no time for sin and vice
Living in an amish paradise
We dont fight, we all play nice
Living in an amish paradise

Hitchin up the buggy, churnin lots of butter
Raised a barn on monday, soon Ill raise anutter
Think youre really righteous?
Think youre pure in heart?
Well, I know Im a million time as humble as thou art
Im the pious guy the little amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlife
So dont be vain and dont be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie

We been spending most our lives
Living in an amish paradise
Were all crazy mennonites
Living in an amish paradise
Theres no cops or traffic lights
Living in an amish paradise
But youd probably think it bites
Living in an amish paradise

Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yecch!

[Rain]

Happy Birthday.

My parents took me to Amish country, which to a kid, to see a bunch of people that have no cars, no TV, no phone you go, "So what? Neither do I." Who wants to see a whole community that's been grounded?

That's the way they should punish the kids after they've seen Amish country. "All right, son, go up to your room. That's it, I've had it, you are Amish, young an. For the rest of this weekend. Did you hear me? Amish! And don't come down till you've made some noodles and raised a barn. ... All right, young man ... You're Amish!

Stop using safety scissors.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Y HALO THAR BIRTHDAY MAn

[Sushikins]

Happy Birthday, Kuro :birthday:

[Lord Timaeus]

So apparently I'm having an Amish birthday today? Then how am I using the Internets?

P.S.: I don't have safety scissors.

[Nami]

Happy Birthday, Kuro-sama. :bow:

:birthday:

[Holy Knight]

Happy Birthday to you!

:birthday:

[Nano]

Happy birthday! Make a wish^_^

[Fobb]

Videl. Get that Yankovich garbage outta here. I was mad when he made that song...
*gets anal*

Oh yea...happy birthday goddamit.

[Soluzar]

So apparently I'm having an Amish birthday today? Then how am I using the Internets?
On your steam-powered analytical engine. Happy Amish birthday, Kuro!

[Japhyl]

Happy Birthday, Lord Kuroishi.

[Soluzar]

Videl. Get that Yankovich garbage outta here. I was mad when he made that song...
Yankovic(h)? Garbage? I believe you may be mistaken, sir. Surely this must be another Yankovic(h) to whom you are referring. I believe that it's a compliment to any song to be given the "Weird Al" treatment. It means that it is sufficiently popular, catch, and looms large enough in the public consciousness to serve as a worthwhile vehicle for a parody.

Amish Paradise, in my opinion, is one of his best. However, if you stand firm by your opinion, then I can respect that.

[Fobb]

It's a cool song, in a parody kind of way, but I was mad, because the original song was too serious to be parodied. But if you like the song, I can respect it, I was just giving my two cents on the song.

[Lord Timaeus]

On your steam-powered analytical engine. Happy Amish birthday, Kuro!

Yes, this Amish modem really makes me miss dial-up... T_T

I heard this (http://www.mystique.net/amish-2.html) laptop had a faster connection, so I'll be searching for it.

[VidelCoolGirl]

It's a cool song, in a parody kind of way, but I was mad, because the original song was too serious to be parodied. But if you like the song, I can respect it, I was just giving my two cents on the song.

To do my best to stay on topic, I will rebuttal this, and call it a Present.

"Gansta's Paradise" was a great song. By all means it is one of the classic rap songs out there. BUT, there are many songs Weird Al touched upon that were serious, but you just can't help but to make fun of. I mean, by the song title itself, Coolio was asking for it.

-MM-HMM

[Fobb]

I don't know. He did a lot of songs, they were funny, this one was pretty funny too, but I don't really remember any other songs that were that serious. I haven't heard one on Changes or Thugz Mansion yet.

Coolio felt the same way I am, but him and Al settled it. They're buddies now :)

[Midoriko87]

It's a cool song, in a parody kind of way, but I was mad, because the original song was too serious to be parodied. But if you like the song, I can respect it, I was just giving my two cents on the song.Totally agree. I mean, "Beat It" was some serious ****! MJ was all like, "I'ma bust some caps in that...." :lol: Sorry, Joking.

Happy Birthday, Kuroishi! Gettin' up there in the AGE DEPARTMENT, eh? Before you know it, your back is gonna give out on you. :lol: You Geezer!

Oh yeah, you should watch "Gravitation" and stop betraying the Amish, I guess...

[Fobb]

Oh yeah, you should watch "Gravitation" and stop betraying the Amish, I guess...[/FONT]
Ewww thats nasty. I watched it on accident once. I thought it was ROD. Until "something" happened.

[Midoriko87]

Ewww thats nasty. I watched it on accident once. I thought it was ROD. Until "something" happened.Oh, I know what that "something" was. I'm talkin' DOWNTOWN! :lol: Darn it, I refuse to spam up a birthday thread. Kuroishi needs peace in his advanced age.

[VidelCoolGirl]

Oh, I know what that "something" was. I'm talkin' DOWNTOWN! :lol:


MM-HMMMM!

(Kudos Simpsons Refrence)

~MM-HMM

[gameoffreak8]

Happy Birthday, Lord Kuro.

[kiyomi]

See Lord Kuroishi...everyone here loves you.

Now bend over and take your whipping like a good boy.

Dang..next year I'm going to have to buy you Depends and a walker.

Have a great Birthday hun! ^_^

[Lord Timaeus]

Seriously, I'm only 19. It will be another 70 years or so before I go to hell for mocking the Amish. :rolleyes:

[Evil_Koala]

You're going to Hell anyway...

But anyway, Happy Birthday, dawg!

[gameoffreak8]

Here is familiar person you should know, Lord Kuro.

"Happy Birthday, Tono."

[Rissa_Rae]

Happy birthday Starmorpher.
You're a good kid, sometimes.
Let this one rock your dog. (band thing don't ask)

[Nano]

See Lord Kuroishi...everyone here loves you.

Now bend over and take your whipping like a good boy.

Dang..next year I'm going to have to buy you Depends and a walker.

Have a great Birthday hun! ^_^


Strange....

happy birthday, again.

[Bisu]

Happy Birthday, Kuroishi.

[333jeffery]

Cheers, Star!.....

[Little Relly]

happy birthday lord k *glomps and kisses ur cheek* may it be great and may u have many many more^^ *hands u a lord k plushie with a birthday hat*^^ hehe love u hun

[EmberAlchemist0]

Happy Birthday Lord Kuroishi!! Hope you have a great one!! ^_^

[Lord Timaeus]

Just used my birthday money to buy G Gundam, which I'll watch tomorrow. Thanks, everyone, for your kindness.

Now I'm determined not to rest until I find an Amish on the Internets!

[Suki]

You suck. :)

[Lord Timaeus]

You suck. :)

Marry me.
ZOMG FILLER!

[SangoStrummer]

Happy birthday, Kuro :birthday:

[goddessofanime]

Happy Birthday Lord K!

[Chousho]

So it's true. They do get older.

*jots down in notebook*

[Rain]

So, did you cry today (tears of joy, of course)?

P.S. Stop using safety scissors, for the love of God.

[VidelCoolGirl]

Either that, or did you take a break from wanting to Paint It Black, and finally paint the town red? I mean,...we all want to go to Scarborough Fair, but you can't because you spent all your money on Gundam.

So what I'm saying is, really, always remember that people DO listen to you, and even when you feel as if bugs are crawling through your skin, no man is an island...or a rock...And always look for that lighter shade of Pale cloud, it shall lead you to the land of Honah Lee.

[Fobb]

Either that, or did you take a break from wanting to Paint It Black, and finally paint the town red? I mean,...we all want to go to Scarborough Fair, but you can't because you spent all your money on Gundam.

So what I'm saying is, really, always remember that people DO listen to you, and even when you feel as if bugs are crawling through your skin, no man is an island...or a rock...And always look for that lighter shade of Pale cloud, it shall lead you to the land of Honah Lee.
Word Life.