Post Your Worst Posts!

[VidelCoolGirl]

We all were noobs at some point. Admit it. Post the posts you made when you were just a wee little sapling sucking at the Tit that is AN, and are ashamed of now...To the fullest extent.

personally i would love to have a cool gi but not the kind you see evrywhere. you know like the onbe on dragonball z or something. i just hate when you tie the belt it gets all lose when you do a horse stance or something...anybody know where to find cool gi's n' stuff?

God....Thank Goodness my old posts are gone, because I would totally plotz.

[Ishiyumi]

I was never a noob.... :huh:

[VidelCoolGirl]

Says the man with a Hentai link in his Sig....

[Ishiyumi]

Shh... the mods haven't noticed it yet...

[LostCause]

My initial posts were brilliant. Brilliant, I tell you! I would post them, but they got cleaned up with the Studios Specific Forums. Its a shame.

:-"


*goes away to make sure they are really gone*

[fujyoshi]

hmm....I can't think of any busted posts that I've made.

[HSaabedra]

I kill threads... :ph34r:

[Fobb]

I made one apologizing to two people for being an ***.

"Drama king u are" is what Yoda told me once.

[Jon]

Haha, nice idea Videl, I guess I have to post mine.....please take note that this was back in 2004...:(

I guess. Noobs are very annoying, because they have no aim and aim a the enimies feet. It is quite annoying. My favorite gun is the G4, mainly because it is good for rushing. The only bad part is it is HORRIBLE for sniping.
Thread can be found here: http://animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?t=162540

Okay let me explain why this is a noob post:
1. My sentences.
2. No blue text.
3. There is no weapon called the "G4" on Rainbow Six 3.

BTW, I would like to see crappy posts by: Leader Desslock, Soluzar, and Holy Knight.

[Lord Timaeus]

Agh, I made LOTS of horrible posts back in my ORANGE-KUN, EMBARRASSMENT TO BRITANNIA era:

"LET SUZAKU GO! I ORDERS YOO TO LET KURURUGI SUZAKU GO!!!11!1ELEVENS!"
-Back in the mid 2003 to mid 2004 period, which was truly me at my worst. Nowadays I almost never speak of ZERO.

"I'M NOT ORANGE, DAMMIT! TELL ME WHERE ZERO IS!"
-Three annoying phases in one: my unhealthy obsession with ZERO, my contradictory claims that I was NOT ORANGE, and speaking in BOLD ORANGE TEXT over a span of months.

"ZEROOOOOOOOOOO!"
-Unlike the first two, this one's actually real. Its gayness is enhanced solely by the annoying 'ZEROOOOOOOOOOO' catch phrase, and the rest speaks for itself. This quote alone spawned signatures, threads, pictures, and even a whole web comic that made fun at my expense.

[fujyoshi]

I kill threads... :ph34r:

Wow I died from that, so phunneh!!

[Japhyl]

Ugh, I acted like a hyper annoying kid when I first joined, and I asked stupid questions. I mainly posted in the series specific threads that are gone now, so I don't think any of the posts are still there.

[Soluzar]

Although my posting here seems to contradict the statement, I can't imagine being active on AN Forums for much longer. It's not like I'm deliberately going to leave, but one too many of my friends have left, or become inactive, or banned. It would only take one or two more "fallen comrades" before this place lost my interest. I've only been here a year, but you kinda make friends, and then when they go...

There are other factors, but I think it wise not to talk about them. Most people will know what I'm talking about, so I don't need to say it. This is not in any way the same forum I came to a year ago.
I stayed a n00b until my first year was up. Yeah, I sucked. This is me saying that I'm going to leave, because the forums are going downhill. Well, the forums are deader than they've been in a long time, but I'm still here, so I shouldn't have been whining about it, right?

Until I got over my "Evangelion phase", there weren't many posts I made that were worth a damn. Y'all are free to check 'em out.

[VSh]

I am an optimist. My worst post wasn't written yet.

[Stafal-chan]

:P by the time i joined this forum i stopped making typical noob mistakes XD but i still make my usual idiotic mistakes...:P but on my first forum i suppose...i could not seem to use spoiler tags...it took me forever...and i would double post alot....

[Reidar]

The greatest test of courage is to kill a bear and eat its heart.

What an incompetent swine I was. I now know that it means far more to do so while the bear is still alive.

[Suiko Eiji]

I really liked this idea, until I ended up going through 20 pages of just subscribed threads!

Working backwards from Page 42 to 20, I've yet to find any sort of real gold, aside from this stupid one liner:
Probably the best, most historically accurate anime I've seen is Rurouni Kenshin (especially the Tsuioku-hen OAV).

In reality, I probably should have phrased it a bit differently, but it's about the only ultra n00b comment I can find in my subscribed threads.

[Sushikins]

I think the worst post I ever made was in an old versus thread that was locked. I honestly don't care to even start looking for the thread since it's probably a year old and burried in the forums.

[Magami No ER]

I'd been meaning to make a thread like this due to my old dizy posts, but never had the courage(yet...I can still reply here?^^; ). Oh well.....hm....Older pages on "Go Hikari!" had a lot of crap posted by me...;

I'm liking the youngs boys one , but I've seen a better karaoke picture(the dark Kaworu with the mic slide, in my avatar) Melons is funny too.^^

I was merely replying to images, but that statment sounds really stupid(and wrong, but then, this was an Eva thread) regardless.

"Evangelion phase" Biscuit's in there too(cracked me up) but I'm too afraid to link that thread due to the wrongness induced by a steady combination of strange Eva images and creepy artistic..."comissions". -.- (WTMF Bratwurst)
Dispite all of that insanity, from what I could pick up on treding in there, good disscusion was had there as well, mianly concerning gender placement....uh, and stuff.
I also have some terrible lines (as well as totally outdated and dispoportioned "works of art") in my old art thread of crap. We all havta start somewhere.

http://animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?t=160785&page=1&highlight=jouslin

My earilest stupid posts, such as my introduction one(when we used to have that thread) have long since been deleated.

Probably the best, most historically accurate anime I've seen is Rurouni Kenshin (especially the Tsuioku-hen OAV).

If that's the worst you've got, you're in the clear by far.^^;

[Soaker87]

I don't think I had any awful ones. I came here from the AOL anime forums, where everyone had the grammar of a five-year-old save for the elitists, who would snub anyone who made one spelling error or dared to like a series that aired on Cartoon Network. I was afraid that this forum would be like that one so I was careful to not make noob-ish posts.

Edit: I'm sure I had some awful posts on that forum, such as the one where I fought with their biggest elitist over why Rurouni Kenshin was better than Samurai Jack.

[Gibb]

Well I only started posting recently, so I dont really have a horrid n00b-like post yet, so I'll go ahead and make a bad post right here and now.



Ok here goes


I think Akira Toriyama is a crappy artist, and I hate all of his character designs.

Evangelion is not an anime classic, it's an overanalyzed low budget anime full of enemies that are geometric shapes and it has no ending, just a bunch of stupid talking and stuff.

[Samurai Drifter]

Ohhh, I have much to post here.

This site is mainly Japanese... It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen!!!

Engrish (http://www.engrish.com)

Third Volume of .Hack Legend of the Twighlight and vol. 6 of Samurai Deeper Kyo!!! Come out! Stop delaying, damn it!!!:complain:

Before I was a member here I was on anime-forums.com, and made posts far more noobish than the above.

[Lord Dagoth]

This is the first forum I've ever been too, so my first posts are as n00bish as they get. They were plagued with Xbox fanboyism and just plain idiocy. Unfortunately, I think they are all gone.

[Suki]

Ekk. I have way too many posts.

So this is the only one I could find that dated back that long.

04.25.2006, 01:20 PM


John deserves his own internet.

That sad part is, I still use memes.

[Chicito]

I made one apologizing to two people for being an ***.




Me too :censored:

[Evil_Koala]

Was the 3rd Hokage the 4th Hokage's father? :huh:

Rofl what a nub.

[Gannon]

Shh... the mods haven't noticed it yet...

What are you worried about? It's not like your me or anything.

[Fobb]

Me too :censored:
It's probably the only thing I regret ever doing
Right after joining these forums. Just playing. But only a little

[Lord Timaeus]

Oh, and for those of you who saw my posts and say I'm emo, you REALLY should have seen me at the Sakuracon forums. Just about every post I made there (and I mean EVERY post) was regarding the then recent breakup with SWMNBN, as well as what happened at the anime convention. I even trolled the whole forum out of desperation, got myself permabanned, and ruined my reputation among the community (including SWMNBN herself!)

Now compare THAT behavior, as well as the behavior of my early days on AN, and you'll see exactly how much I've changed over the years.

[VidelCoolGirl]

This was my first forum I joined...So yeah, all my noob was new and fresh here. I'm sure I've made worse posts than my first one, but I can't find them due to the cleanup. I'm sure I'll think of some eventually.

[goddessofanime]

I have no idea...its been so long since I've been on here I don't remember.

Probaly though the one I made a few months back about the one where my neighbor got nasty to me. I was just so pissed over it that I just let out my anger on here. So, to all of those who probaly thought I should've went away or had that thread banned...I'm sorry.

[blackknight]

This was the first forum I ever posted on, so I had quite a few noob posts. Alas (Read: Fortunately), all of the threads with my extremely bone-headed posts are gone. These include my introduction to AN in the Otaku Syndicate 'S-Club' thread, and purposefully spamming (literally) a Love Hina thread. I believe they were something like this.

S-Club:

I am a god!

(Okay blackknight, just put down the vodka. There you go.)

and Love Hina:

Post 1: Spam.
Post 2: Spam spam.
Post 3: I am Spam.
Post 4: Spam I am.
Post 5: Do you like green eggs and spam?
Post 6: Well there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spa, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam; or lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with a truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.

All six of those were in a row, with nobody posting in between. I'm surprised I didn't get banned for that stunt.

[Caine]

"Dear schwitz, I've gone bi... x_x"
-Unlike the first two, this one's actually real. Its gayness is enhanced solely by the annoying 'dear schwitz' catch phrase, and the rest speaks for itself. This quote alone spawned signatures, threads, pictures, and even a whole web comic that made fun at my expense.

"Dear Schwitz" was hilarious.

I can't remember the exact things i did, and most were in the old SD&D threads so I can't really dig them out. Ah, the good old days when I was a noob...

[Tenou]

I've posted when I was drunk a time or two. But I was surprisingly coherent considering that I couldn't even stand.
Not too long before the cleanup I went through some of my old posts and was pleasantly surprised that I wasn't as big of a dink as I could have been.

[minmae]

I still type bad but, not like before. All my bad posts are gone. Awwww.

[EmberAlchemist0]

One of my rather lame posts from the past. From a thread that has been closed.

I can honestly feel the love in here.
Much love. *huggles*

Talk about a noobish post.

[Haro!]

One of my rather lame posts from the past. From a thread that has been closed.



Talk about a noobish post.
What're you talking about? You still talk like that with me. jk

I'm a perpetual newbie, but I play it cool. So every post I make is "noobish".

[EmberAlchemist0]

Haha good point Haro! ^_^

Anyways I think I've tried to make my posts less "noob" sounding lately. Sometimes they turn out sounding really "out there" I guess. >_<

[kiyomi]

No Ember, you're perfect the way you are hun.

Now me, on the other hand..

Does "Frying Pan" ring a bell?

I rest my case.

[lil' warrior]

Oh, gosh! I know I've made alot of weird posts...I just can't think of all the specifics......yeah...^.^;

[Gannon]

Everything I say is at the very peak of awesomeness. Even when I'm blackmailing Haro! in exchange for naked pictures, I'm in top form.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

I'm like Gannon, I could say something totally lame, like the time Haro said that looking like a 12 year old girl is a good thing, and it'd still come out totally awesome.

I'm gonna go force feed beef to some vegetarians.

[Nano]

I'm like Gannon, I could say something totally lame, like the time Haro said that looking like a 12 year old girl is a good thing, and it'd still come out totally awesome.

I'm gonna go force feed beef to some vegetarians.

I've seen that joke prons, it ain't yours.

[Fobb]

Everything I say is at the very peak of awesomeness. Even when I'm blackmailing Haro! in exchange for naked pictures, I'm in top form.
You know Haro! is a dude right?

[Gannon]

You know Haro! is a dude right?

Yeah...

...

..Long story.

[Fobb]

Alrighty then. Carry on ol' chap.

PS: You know Mac Dre right? Someone stole his headstone...

[Holy Knight]

i need to know what was the name of the music we hear in the menu of the first disc? (dvd only) I LOVE IT >__< music like that makes me go rabid about it :-P

Cool, so it seems a worthy investment. To tell the truth, this manga is a big change from the usual things i read/watch. (I'm a huge fan of Kenshin, Hellsing, Samuray deeper Kyo, Evangelion, etc... all the dark/bloody battles type stuff eh. :cool: ) Anyway i needed a change, and spotted Love Hina at the local library, and seeing as it seemed so popular, i decided to read the first book... :P Although i'm not sure if i'll be able to buy the rest of the series...since just looking at the covers makes me edgy about presenting myself to the cashier with them :P enough talking outa me! i'm going to have a blast finaly reading a lighter manga ^_^

As states the title...how do i know if i am holding a fan sub??

[follows up with]

hmm is there any way fansubs/bootleg could get to a major retailer ?(as in, say, wal-mart)

if you love blood and vampires watch hellsing! it's got, no kidding, the best main character ever invented (Alucard, who can hate him?). Besides, this series makes you want MORE blood after, so watch at your discretion :P

I'm sure I have posted much worse, but I can't find them. Do I win? Shame on me if so.

The above posts contain too many smilies to post, so I edited them a bit. Yes, I was a smilies abuser.

[Spadesy]

I don't know about "worst," 'cause all my posts are grade A :smokin: -ness.

But here's my first:

Wasabi is good stuff, actually. It has a kick.

The first time I had it was on Sushi. I got a little playful with it at first and put too much on each roll, and, before you know it, I got used to the coldish...erm...zing...?

I used to have an account that ran long before March of 2004, but that was my first post that initiated me as a regular...if that makes sense.

[EmberAlchemist0]

Does "Frying Pan" ring a bell?

*Has a nightmare of a frying pan* Yes I remember that.

[Hunter_Z]

There's one I'll always remember. I was just starting the internet experience over at ign.com.....


ALL YOU GUYS SUCK!!!!!!!! MY TEAM WOULD KICK ALL YOUR TEAMS BUTTS!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MEWTWO
CHARIZARD
BLASTOISE
ALAKAZAM
JOLTEON
PIDGEOT

Y'ALL THINK YALL SO GREAT WITH THOSE CRAPPY POKEMON!!!!!

....or something like that.

First day there and got banned for a week. I just had to be the badass......

[EmberAlchemist0]

I had made a new title under my name that says "Smart in life..Not books." Well I propose the question tonight which one are you???? Yes, I consider myself a nerd, but not when it comes to books I'm afraid. I know alot for being 24 and it comes from life events up til now. So let me hear what you all have to say.

That has to be the lamest post from one of the threads I started here on AN. >_<

[Smith]

Posted in the NarutoXSasuke Yaoi thread..
... and now I've really got my eye on you.
And then Desslock reminds me where I was and what I said and how it came off.. :'(
I'd have avoided saying that in a Yaoi thread, but hey, different strokes for different folks. Not that there's anything wrong with that... ^_^
There ya go. My worst post, although only recent. I am sure I have more somewhere in my post history..
http://animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?t=122948&page=5

[The Million Dollar Prons]

As states the title...how do i know if i am holding a fan sub??

[follows up with]

hmm is there any way fansubs/bootleg could get to a major retailer ?(as in, say, wal-mart)

Interestingly enough, I saw someone say they bought an odd Mazinger Z bootleg from a Walgreens once. I don't doubt 'em either

[LostCause]

Does "Frying Pan" ring a bell?

I rest my case.

Only after reading this post did I bother to check the date you joined AN, turns out only a month before me.
I swear, that frying pan gave you such an air of authority.

[Evil_Koala]

I'm sure I have posted much worse, but I can't find them. Do I win? Shame on me if so.

The above posts contain too many smilies to post, so I edited them a bit. Yes, I was a smilies abuser.

Lmfao. I can't believe you were a noob.

[master terrence]

this could be my worst post.... or possibly my best post:

alright,

There was this one girl on AN. I think it is best I keep her name private. I met her on AN, and we had a lot of fun for a few months and some long convos on MSN. There was this one bar/hotel thread that had a co-ed hot spring, we got in together one night- alone. We started talking, at first playfully splashing the water. Then I asked her if her boyfriend would be jealous, and she said she didn't have one, and hasn't even been kissed. So I said, "I think it is beautiful how you are saving yourself for the right guy". She blushed and said "you think so?". I said, "I have mixed fealings, because it is such a shame that I will never get to experience beauty with you, but on the other hand I am awed by you". She blushed and said, "you can come closer". So I swam up next to her and held her hand. There was silence for a few minutes. I said, how are things at <personal>, and she said that she'd been doing alright, but she didn't think she'd be able to finish it. I said, "but how? your the best I know" and she said "I've been fealing like a part of me has been missing, and now that I"ve finally located it, it is to far to reach". I said, "I'll help you reach, I'll support you, even if I can't be with you." That was my confession. She said, "is it alright to be like this?" I said, "would you have it any other way?" She leaned on my shoulder and said she loved me. She asked me if I would ever be able to visit her IRL, I said, "I used to think love could never happen online, but now that I've fallen for you, I think Love's full existance is undefinable. She said " what about our parents? If mine found out, I"d be banned from speaking to you." I said, "no matter what, don't let them find out. I'll call you tomorrow". She said "wait, are you sure you?" and I hesitated and said "I know I want to be with you and support you, I think that goes beyond love and constitutes devotion. I think no matter what, we can be together." She said "you know how you said I was saving myself?" a bit frightened I said "ya", she said "I'm ready, because I've found what completes me"


BWHAHAHAHAHAHA FOOLS, FALL trappededed INTO MY MASSIVE FANFIC POWER

[Lord Dagoth]

I figured I'd bump this thread to show everyone this (http://animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?t=110201) .
I made this thread in what must of been my first week on AnimeNation. Didn't I say I was a huge n00b?

[Fobb]

I figured I'd bump this thread to show everyone this (http://animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?t=110201) .
I made this thread in what must of been my first week on AnimeNation. Didn't I say I was a huge n00b?
That second post made me go "XD"

[Lord Dagoth]

That second post made me go "XD"

That guy is actually a very good friend of mine in real life, he didn't know it was me at the time ^_^. That was still an honest true post, that I made though.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

I always like how when someone can't spell, the entire Internet shows up to tell them they can't spell.

[Shooting_star]

Me a bad poster. Never * lie detector goes off* Every second post of mine is bad. Even now after posting on forums for ages, i still have trouble expressing my opinion by using words.

I also have a bad habit of turning my posts into rants. (see example above.)