Question about an Evangelion website

[Bobert376]

I remember going to a site that was basically 4chan.org, but all Evangelion stuff

does this ring a bell to anyone?

[Defiled one]

4 chan? 4 chan?...I remember 4 chan site.. really famous but i dindt know that it had evangelion stuff..this is new to me :P

[Soluzar]

I won't link to it, since it's kinda... sexually explicit. The rules may not allow it, so instead check your Inbox.

[Ark]

I wanna see.

[Reichu]

I remember going to a site that was basically 4chan.org, but all Evangelion stuff

does this ring a bell to anyone?
It's called THAT BOARD.

[Vaikyuko]

Even though 4chan certainly deserves that title. FOR MY /CO/MRADES

[RyoTD]

Even though 4chan certainly deserves that title. FOR MY /CO/MRADES
Though I personally prefer the company of my /B/ROTHERS. <.<

[Z Metalla]

It's called THAT BOARD.

Or as I like to call it, "Eva Mos Eisley". :shifty:

Haven't visited it in a while, though. Dunno if that's good or bad. :P

[CanonRAP]

Or as I like to call it, "Eva Mos Eisley". :shifty:

Haven't visited it in a while, though. Dunno if that's good or bad. :P

Judging from past experiences, it's been steadily getting worse (IMO).

[Reichu]

Now they just have to make posting futanari kosher, and the cycle of evil will be complete.

[Vaikyuko]

Though I personally prefer the company of my /B/ROTHERS. <.<

YOU /B/TARD! We /k/ommandos shall take you out. XD

@Reich: They don't allow futa? Woulda sworn I got some from there. Yeah, futa. Yeah, I got it. What now? STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT, ALL OF YOU

[Z Metalla]

Judging from past experiences, it's been steadily getting worse (IMO).

Ah see. Thank ya kindly. Guess I won't be returning, then.

.....Maybe just a peek. -_-;
Edit: Hmm, at the moment, nothing too bad. Not much porn, either. I've seen the board way worse than this back whemn i went regullarly.

And Treize, don't worry, you're not the only one here who likes futa. ;) :naughty:

[Vaikyuko]

I have an ally! :P

Yeah, I got nothing else to post here. Unless you all want me to go /co/ and start singing about Gaston. Or Anon. XD

[Ornette]

With plenty of "Go Hikari" fodder, I say, "Don't look a /gif/t horse in the mouth..."

Speaking of Eva websites, did EM forums go south of cheese again?

[Vaikyuko]

Apparently it's a glitch for phpBB (one reason I dislike phpBB as opposed to IPB). It's easily fixed, but I forget how. Something about manually resetting something.

[Dr. Nick]

Get your terminology straight. I see some people here talking about 4chan and others about rei-ayanami.com. IT'S CONFUSING!

Though I personally prefer the company of my /B/ROTHERS. <.<

Holy lord, Ryo-chan came out of the closet! This warrants an avatar change!

[Reichu]

@Reich: They don't allow futa? Woulda sworn I got some from there. Yeah, futa. Yeah, I got it. What now? STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT, ALL OF YOU

And Treize, don't worry, you're not the only one here who likes futa. ;) :naughty:

You see, children... In reality, men like penes more than women do. Even ones aside from their own. (In some cases, especially.)

But, for some men, having said penes (and whatever else) actually ATTACHED to other men is simply "too gay" for their frail psyches to handle. "Me, fap to THAT? HELLLLLLL no!" Fortunately, for such males, there exists a very simple and practical solution.

In essence, the side dish owning the male-type genitals is given an otherwise female body type, thereby counterbalancing the psychic dissonance produced in the fapboy by what is technically, well... let's face it. Futanari is totally gay.

But that's alright. Wendell and Cass here give their seal of approval to gaiety. So should you!

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y289/Reichu/gaypenguins.jpg


Sorry. I couldn't help myself.

[CanonRAP]

Hmm, at the moment, nothing too bad. Not much porn, either. I've seen the board way worse than this back whemn i went regullarly.

Really? I guess I've just been gone too long then ^_^


You see, children... In reality, men like penes more than women do. Even ones aside from their own. (In some cases, especially.)

I resent that broad generalization. :P

[Z Metalla]

Certainly, that is one reason guys like futa, and it's quite true with them, but that's not the reason I like it. :P I like futa because.... well because I think it's hot. XD Though i don't know why this is, it is rather odd, and yet.... Yum. -_-;

And you're right. Futa is so totally gay. ;)

[Vaikyuko]

Z METALLA AND I ARE SO GAY WE SHOULD START A FAMILY

Reichu, I lol'd during much of that post, and you know damn well why. :P

[Z Metalla]

OMG RLY, WHAT SHOULD WE NAME THE KIDS???//slash ^_^ ;)

[Defiled one]

doesnt Adam has well Lilith possesed both genders in their original form?...sooooo that is quite a subjective point of view when sexual preference is at stake in here.. dont you think?-_-;

uhh?... I better go now....dont mind me.. ignore the.... its another mood swing.. dont care.. I have to stop drinking coffe though "sobs"

[Mr. Tines]

You see, children... In reality, men like penes more than women do.

I think it's exactly the opposite - Kolopophobia; an aversion to the complexities of the rosa mundi. Or maybe you're right after all - via it being a fear of the devouring maw, that might cause them to lose their own manhood.

[Vaikyuko]

I think it's exactly the opposite - Kolopophobia; an aversion to the complexities of the rosa mundi. Or maybe you're right after all - via it being a fear of the devouring maw, that might cause them to lose their own manhood.

Oh, God, Reich. Now you have Tines going into psychology. HE'LL USE THE BIG WORDS! Oh wait, too late. XP

In English, Tines? I could look up the kalashnikovphobia and rosa mundi, but I'm supposed to be doing homework. :P

[Reichu]

Certainly, that is one reason guys like futa, and it's quite true with them, but that's not the reason I like it. I like futa because.... well because I think it's hot. Though i don't know why this is, it is rather odd, and yet.... Yum.
Ah hah!! You cannot explain it, can you?!? Therefore, my theories can continue unhindered!!! http://www.evacommentary.org/forums/images/smiles/muhahah.gif

Z METALLA AND I ARE SO GAY WE SHOULD START A FAMILY
:lol: I think you two would be quite cute together.

Reichu, I lol'd during much of that post, and you know damn well why.
Oh, do I? Well, I'm not sure. You better tell me.

OMG RLY, WHAT SHOULD WE NAME THE KIDS???//slash
Wendell and Cass.

I think it's exactly the opposite - Kolopophobia;
That word almost fails the Google Test! :O

an aversion to the complexities of the rosa mundi.
"The rose of the world", wha? Are you going Georgia O'Keefe on us? ("They're just flowers...")

But for those who are frightened of "complexities", femme-Kaworu is always there to help. (As boring down under as those non-mammalian Evas, and all.)

Or maybe you're right after all - via it being a fear of the devouring maw, that might cause them to lose their own manhood.
Vagina dentata: ITS A GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF MORDOR, AND IT HAS TEEEEEEEETH!!!

Perhaps the futanari fetish results from a combination of psychological weirdness inspired by female genitals, the penis-obsession of human males, and various other stuff. I probably stand by some of my own suspicions unless/until my senses receive information that makes me change my mind. ;)

[Z Metalla]

Ah hah!! You cannot explain it, can you?!? Therefore, my theories can continue unhindered!!! http://www.evacommentary.org/forums/images/smiles/muhahah.gif

Of course they can. ;) When have I ever tried to get in the way of your threories, neh?


:lol: I think you two would be quite cute together. How so? :3



Wendell and Cass.

Cassandra, sure, but... Wendell?! Our boy ain't gonna be no cinnamon toast cereal mascot! :eww:

But, hey, we could have two girls and I could name her Wendy.



Perhaps the futanari fetish results from a combination of psychological weirdness inspired by female genitals, the penis-obsession of human males, and various other stuff. I probably stand by some of my own suspicions unless/until my senses receive information that makes me change my mind. ;)

I believe it.

...What I want to seek the truth of is the FE phenomenon. Is it even possible?!

[Reichu]

How so? :3
I'll have to meditate on that one.

Cassandra, sure, but... Wendell?! Our boy ain't gonna be no cinnamon toast cereal mascot! :eww:
No, no, no. Not THAT Wendell. Wendell like the gay penguin!

But, hey, we could have two girls and I could name her Wendy.
So, which one of you is going to carry the embryos?

I believe it.
Which part?

...What I want to seek the truth of is the FE phenomenon. Is it even possible?!
What's "FE"? Female ejaculation? Of course it's possible! Didn't you read the doujinshi where Misato ***s all over Shinji's face?

:tries to stop lolling:

[Z Metalla]

I'll have to meditate on that one.

Righty.

No, no, no. Not THAT Wendell. Wendell like the gay penguin!

Oh! Aheh, oops. Still, wendell's not one of my choices for baby names.

So, which one of you is going to carry the embryos?

Who says we were gonna be the ones carrying the embryos? *evil grin*

Which part?

The combination of genital psychosises. Psychosi? Psychosum?

What's "FE"? Female ejaculation? Of course it's possible! Didn't you read the doujinshi where Misato ***s all over Shinji's face?

:tries to stop lolling:

LMAO! :lol: Yes, that FE. And I meant more along the lines of it actually being possible in the real world or if it's just a big hoax. :P

And no, I never have read that doujin. ^^;

[Reichu]

Still, wendell's not one of my choices for baby names.
How about "Adam" as a girl's name?

Who says we were gonna be the ones carrying the embryos? *evil grin*
http://www.evacommentary.org/forums/images/smiles/paranoid.gif

The combination of genital psychosises. Psychosi? Psychosum?
Psychoses. (Like crisis, crises; hypothesis, hypotheses; penis, penes...)

LMAO! :lol: Yes, that FE. And I meant more along the lines of it actually being possible in the real world or if it's just a big hoax. :P
WEEEEeeeelllll.... I have no, uh, first ... hand :uhh: ... experience with said phenomenon, so I really can't comment. I can't recall there being any sort of scientific consensus, either. Some of the speculation involves the 'paraurethral/Skene's glands', the female homologue of the prostate. (In males, the prostate gland plays a role in ejaculation.) You can Google your heart out with FE -- nearly 5 million hits!

And no, I never have read that doujin. ^^;
It was a short called "Misato's Past". (I can send you a URL or something.)

Pray you will be as lucky as Shinji, and one day get bukkake'd by a chick.

Hyenas are cool.

[Z Metalla]

How about "Adam" as a girl's name?

Teeempting... But then everyone else would go "WTFH?!". Though, pertaining to the silliness.... sure. n_n

http://www.evacommentary.org/forums/images/smiles/paranoid.gif


Hehehehehehe.... It is most unfortunate, but with science these days only females can give birth to children. Now, where is that syringe...? :shifty:

Psychoses. (Like crisis, crises; hypothesis, hypotheses; penis, penes...)

Ah, right. Senkyuu!

WEEEEeeeelllll.... I have no, uh, first ... hand :uhh: ... experience with said phenomenon, so I really can't comment. I can't recall there being any sort of scientific consensus, either. Some of the speculation involves the 'paraurethral/Skene's glands', the female homologue of the prostate. (In males, the prostate gland plays a role in ejaculation.)

I, of course, already have heard the scientific arguments to the phenomenon, and concensus is next to impossible for the time and for the future being. Suffice to say, it's somewhat rare, and this leads to such speculations. I personally don't know what to believe at this point.

It was a short called "Misato's Past". (I can send you a URL or something.)

:lol: Ehhh. I'm curious. Sure. XD I'll probably get a good laugh from it.

Pray you will be as lucky as Shinji, and one day get bukkake'd by a chick.

If the phenom turns out to be real, maybe. If not, well. Not a WS person at all. then i'd be unlucky. :eww:

Hyenas are cool.

Don't female hyenas have some sort of false penis growth things? or is this about the "laughing"? o.o

[Soluzar]

Perhaps the futanari fetish results from a combination of psychological weirdness inspired by female genitals, the penis-obsession of human males, and various other stuff. I probably stand by some of my own suspicions unless/until my senses receive information that makes me change my mind. ;)
A futanari fetish is only natural. :P

[Defiled one]

Actualy when hentai is at stake maybe I can help a little..not much, but a little.

Its like this, theoreticaly speaking humans females can reproduce without the male bodly fluids...yes.. but its a theory.. and the scientist who are trying to make this dont get any funds by the goverment.. its like this in chromossome level.... the egg has only one chromossome the X one.. while the males have both chromossomes implanted in the semen... if the egg is implanted with an x chromossome... it will be a girl.. if its Y, it will be a boy.. now if they could somehow transport the an X chromossome of another egg an insert it in the other egg at stake..in theory it would be fecundated.. its a strange process of partheno genesis.. who doesnt involve the exact same copy of the genetic make up.. thus prevent clones...and not stoping evolution itself...this is just a theory of course..of course, a child born from this method would always be female.

soo....this is bad... and basicly if by any chance this method proved to work.. than.. well the futas werent just a crazy idea.. well it first it was.. because the guy was drunk and needed to pass the censor and stuff you know...japanese laws..and well it may prove to be true in a distant future....

ignore me...its just a theory..okay?.. like many others

[Mr. Tines]

I think we're going to have to fold this back to a discussion of Evangelion reproductive biology or something like that soon, just to keep roughly on topic.

@Defiled one
egg-egg IVF doesn't work due to different phosphorylation on the DNA. There's a sort of arms race between the sexes, which makes the male-derived genetic material stimulate the development of the placenta, and the female derived restrains this aggressive parasitism. There are known pathologies involving weird male-male hybrids that result in quasi-cancerous purely-placental masses; female-female doesn't go anywhere much.

Doing the phosphorylation fix-up would be an interesting bit of biochemistry.

[Reichu]

I think we're going to have to fold this back to a discussion of Evangelion reproductive biology or something like that soon, just to keep roughly on topic.
According to the bioreadout listings (#05, etc.), Evas have a prostate gland.
According to these same listings, EVA-00 has two eyes.

Discuss.

@Defiled one
egg-egg IVF doesn't work due to different phosphorylation on the DNA. ...
Doing the phosphorylation fix-up would be an interesting bit of biochemistry.
They'd better hurry up on that one, what with the degradation of the Y chromosome and all.

It is most unfortunate, but with science these days only females can give birth to children.
Let Mr. Seahorse be a role model to human males everywhere!

Now, where is that syringe...?
OH GAWDS NO! "PINK FLAMINGO" FLASHBACKS!!! :drops onto floor and enters convulsions:

Don't female hyenas have some sort of false penis growth things?
Enlarged clitorides*. For whatever reason, their plumbing got modified, too, with some unpleasant results. But the female Crocuta crocuta are still big and mean, and that's a rather refreshing change of pace among the Mammalia.

* I thought "clitorises" sounded really lame, so one day I looked up the proper plural form. :P Remember that this is Latin, so it doesn't rhyme with "pesticides". And it's four syllables long.

[Z Metalla]

Let Mr. Seahorse be a role model to human males everywhere!

Seahorses rock. XD Of course, we're not seahorses. Which is unfortunate. Hmm, I seem to be using that word a lot lately. Unfortunate. ... Gah!


OH GAWDS NO! "PINK FLAMINGO" FLASHBACKS!!! :drops onto floor and enters convulsions:

Pink Flamingo? o.o

:j :lol: Okay, I'm done psyching you out now. ;)


Enlarged clitorides*. For whatever reason, their plumbing got modified, too, with some unpleasant results. But the female Crocuta crocuta are still big and mean, and that's a rather refreshing change of pace among the Mammalia.

* I thought "clitorises" sounded really lame, so one day I looked up the proper plural form. :P Remember that this is Latin, so it doesn't rhyme with "pesticides". And it's four syllables long.

Aha, I thought of that after I posted the post in question, so It's good to know it was a correct hunch.

*sings* Grows in bunches...I've got my hunches... It's the best! Beats the rest!

....so, Clitorides, huh? Latin makes everything better!

*sota-random* Anamenai has no soul!!!

[Blader5489]

How about "Adam" as a girl's name?

Which has yet to be proven. ;)

Pray you will be as lucky as Shinji, and one day get bukkake'd by a chick.

Uh... does Shinji qualify for someone can be bukkake'd?
(Edit: Never mind, stupid question.)

[Reichu]

Which has yet to be proven. ;)
"Proven"? If someone wants to name their little girl Adam, they just have to go ahead and do it, ya know?

(The Katsuragi Team did perform a thorough pelvic exam on Adam, mostly because they could. Gendo took the resultant data with him, along with everything else. But, unfortunately, I don't have the required security clearance -- or the 1337 hax0ring 5k1llz -- to access the file myself. I did, however, get a really bad Xerox copy in the mail once, from someone calling verself "Chinpoko Katsuragi", but, sadly, my dog ate it before I could scan or properly transcribe.)

[Vaikyuko]

This thread is made of so much epic win.

EPIC WIN!!

[Danzoh Katoh]

I started this forum okay and then all of a sudden I was lost in a sea of theory and bio info that pretty much drowned me, whirl-pooled me down to the depths and made me implode from the pressure. But no worries, it was informative.

[Reichu]

Seahorses rock. XD Of course, we're not seahorses. Which is unfortunate.
And then there are the emus. The females are dirty ****s who go from male to male, promising each one a life of love, devotion, and family, only to leave him with a clutch of eggs and promptly move onto the next stud. Left with no other option, Daddy takes on parenting solo. What a swell guy.

Pink Flamingo? o.o
"Pink Flamingos" is a cult classic in the genre of gross-out movies. I was once coerced into watching it by my dad (it's one of his all-time faves, you see), and, while not exactly traumatizing (I'd been desensitized enough by then), much of it is rather difficult to forget. Two of the characters are a couple who kidnap young women, hold them in a dungeon, and have a guy knock them up so that the resultant infants can be sold to adoptive lesbian couples. The stud eventually switches over to impregnating the girls with a syringe: 'This way, I don't even have to touch them.' (Or suchlike.)

So, yeah. Whenever impregnation with syringes comes up, that pops into my head whether I like it or not. :dizzy:

*sota-random* Anamenai has no soul!!!
Anamenai?

[Z Metalla]

And then there are the emus. The females are dirty ****s who go from male to male, promising each one a life of love, devotion, and family, only to leave him with a clutch of eggs and promptly move onto the next stud. Left with no other option, Daddy takes on parenting solo. What a swell guy.

I didn't know that. Very interesting factoid. :D This topic is edumacational!


"Pink Flamingos" is a cult classic in the genre of gross-out movies. I was once coerced into watching it by my dad (it's one of his all-time faves, you see), and, while not exactly traumatizing (I'd been desensitized enough by then), much of it is rather difficult to forget. Two of the characters are a couple who kidnap young women, hold them in a dungeon, and have a guy knock them up so that the resultant infants can be sold to adoptive lesbian couples. The stud eventually switches over to impregnating the girls with a syringe: 'This way, I don't even have to touch them.' (Or suchlike.)

So, yeah. Whenever impregnation with syringes comes up, that pops into my head whether I like it or not. :dizzy:

*shudder, shudder, twitch* Creeeepy. Sounds like a movie I'd never watch, myself. Still... The more you know! *a shooting star flies past*

Anamenai?

I wanted to end the post on a random note and a pun at the same time. But why it was sorta random is because it's a name in a language created by a friend of mine and a friend of hers, and why is it a pun, well.
An(ima) = Latin for "soul".
Ame = French for "soul".
-nai = Japanese suffix for the lack of something.
Or at least that's what she told me. In Speech (the language), it means "Soulless." Which is the name of a creation of mine, which, surprise, surprise was created without a soul. The Speech language plays a part in our little group's mythos, though she has to translate stuff into it. Here's another gem, this one, the Speech anme of an RPG villain: Kernait-ka Temrudaiu. if anyone can guess the translation and the villain's identity, they'll get a cookie.

BTW.... Misato's Past? I LOL'd. Could it be any more silly? I also wonder if this topic could get any wierder. :P

[Ornette]

demi-semi on topic:

Has anyone been saving zuggy's comics from THAT BOARD? I just saw episode 5 today and I don't visit that place on a daily basis. *looks in Reichu's direction*

[Reichu]

I haven't been there since the end of last month. DatDude sent me episode 3 (about some guy named ... eh, nobody I know), but, nay, 4 and 5 I know of naught. Time to stop by again, I guess?

[Ornette]

I saw the 3rd briefly, it involved some guy that used to post a lot of fgsfds on THAT BOARD, but I didn't really get it. I never saw the 4th, and the 5th stars Soluzar!