Dear John

[5YN-fitik]

blondes or brunettes?

sincerely,
the curious oriental

[John]

Whichever says "yes."

[miakarayne]

Whichever says "yes."
So I guess that means... neither?

(Haha. You know I'm kidding, John. I just HAD to say it.) ^_~

[Soluzar]

So I guess that means... neither?
Of course! Only redheads are attracted to John. Depending on his taste, he may see this as blessing, curse, or totally irrelevant. :P

[ZeroRyoko1974]

green, purple, or blue only :D

[5YN-fitik]

Whichever says "yes."

jagerbombs make brunettes say yes. =)

[John]

Well, if there are any adult females (preferably with hair, but not absolutely necessary) who live in the Tampa area and might be convinced to say "Yes" by a house full of anime and a hopeless geek, feel free to contact me.

[5YN-fitik]

Well, if there are any adult females (preferably with hair, but not absolutely necessary) who live in the Tampa area and might be convinced to say "Yes" by a house full of anime and a hopeless geek, feel free to contact me.

geeks are pretty freaky.. you don't expect them to be, so it's a fukkin turn on when they surprise you like so.

anyway, i'm in the mile-high city. you wouldn't be spending your days as a forum super mod if i was in tampa though. xD

[ZeroRyoko1974]

o rly? A little young there, but hey, most anime girls are like teenage anyway ;)

[5YN-fitik]

o rly? A little young there, but hey, most anime girls are like teenage anyway ;)

haha.. duuude, you are way old!! it's all good though. you can be my kuya (big bro).

[ZeroRyoko1974]

haha.. duuude, you are way old!! it's all good though. you can be my kuya (big bro).
I am quite sure that John is close to my age or older :naughty: :P

[5YN-fitik]

I am quite sure that John is close to my age or older :naughty: :P

oh sh!t;; i was just effin around, dude;;; maybe if he was the peter parker type of geek i'd do him;;;;

[ZeroRyoko1974]

oh sh!t;; i was just effin around, dude;;; maybe if he was the peter parker type of geek i'd do him;;;;
I was "effin around" as well silly girl :P We now return you to your original programming...errr thread
/thread hijack

[5YN-fitik]

I was "effin around" as well silly girl :P We now return you to your original programming...errr thread
/thread hijack

hey old man, you killed my thread. now you better strip down to your birthday suit and dance:

"BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN ERRYWHERE ROCKING ERRYWHERE!!!!"

[Baka Deshi]

LOL @ this thread.

[Samurai Drifter]

I love this thread.

"You're that nerd! ...That was wonderful. Are all nerds that good?"
"Yeah. All jocks think about is sports... all nerds think about is sex."
-Revenge of the Nerds

[kiyomi]

ALL nerds think about sex?

**looks at John**

Is that true, Johnsan? :w00t:

(and if he says yes, I'm marrying a nerd..)

[5YN-fitik]

ALL nerds think about sex?

**looks at John**

Is that true, Johnsan? :w00t:

(and if he says yes, I'm marrying a nerd..)

why? it's not good if they only THINK about it;;

[5YN-fitik]

why? it's not good if they only THINK about it;;

what i meant to say;; it's not fun for us girls if they only think about it. =)

[kiyomi]

My philosphy is..If they can THINK it..they can certainly DO IT.

[5YN-fitik]

My philosphy is..If they can THINK it..they can certainly DO IT.

let's hope so.. mreow.

[sasami-riyo]

Is there a differenceetween nerds & geeks...and what about dorks? :P

[kiyomi]

Nerd...geek..dork.

You just described my ex-husband.

[sasami-riyo]

lol, I guess I'd be a geek, so would my friends

[ransom]

Screening women by hair colour seems a bit superfluous - I have had long term girlfriends that I never knew what their original hair colour was (somewhere between hazel and burgundy).

Its not like you can confirm the truth anymore by checking 'down south' - thats often dyed to match or the evidence is removed.

So John's right: unless you are spoiled for choice, agreeability is the only 'true' selection criteria.

[HitokiriShadow]

My philosphy is..If they can THINK it..they can certainly DO IT.

Unless they are suffering from erectile dysfunction...

[Shiroiyuki]

Is there a differenceetween nerds & geeks...and what about dorks? :P

Nerds are smart people who dress in mismatched outfits and tacky shoes, traveling around school trapped behind their binders in fear of 'someone seeing' whatever may be too embarrassing to show in public.

Geeks are like nerds, only way cooler--and they get the job done. Like nerds, they travel in packs of their own kind....usually sporting band uniforms or other strange attire. Most choose not to see them, and instead pretend they are part of the decorations--like the potted plants seen in the cafeteria.

There are many different categories of geeks: Band Geeks, Paper Geeks (those that work on the school newspaper), Regular Geeks (those who don't fit in the two previous categories), and Misc. Geeks (those who don't fit in the first two categories...but are too 'out there' to be regular).

Dorks are gawky, loner-types who travel alone and are usually the brunt of many a jock-inflicted joke. They are separated from the pack by their large bifocals, suspenders, and knee-high socks. Unlike the first two groups, they are classified as 'dorks' due to their naturally awkward and unsightly appearance...this is the least popular of the three groups.


Sadly, I can be placed in any of these three groups....mostly staying inside the 'band geek' realm for safety. After all, there are safety in numbers...and nothing is worse than ticking off a band member (we have no fear of death, it comes with the territory).


Haha.

[VacantEyes]

Well, if there are any adult females (preferably with hair, but not absolutely necessary) who live in the Tampa area and might be convinced to say "Yes" by a house full of anime and a hopeless geek, feel free to contact me.

This is getting old, man. You need to branch out into something other than total geekdom. Go parachute out of a plane or something and get your courage up. Don't bother with this pity angle nonsense in some anime forum. There are literally billions of women out there. Anybody who's still alone by your age is alone more by choice than circumstance. Grow some grapes, hit the town, and leave nonsense like this unwritten.