Worst movie of the summer

[Mooserocka]

I heard people on threads bashing Little Man saying its gonna be the worst movie of the summer. Snakes on a Plane looks like the worst movie of the summer to me. Little Man actualy looks soooo funny. I love anything with the wayans bros in it.

[cybersamuri]

SOAP(snakes on a plane) will, without a doubt, go on to not only be the worst movie this summer, but probably the worst movie of the decade. it will replace the tape in the "the ring" movie. whenever people will go to the theater to see it, they will experience a complete decomposition of their brain within the first thirty minutes. if they survive this, they will become flesh hungry zombies that will feed on the local populace.
oh, I'm going to see it, did I mention that?
little man looks okay, but will probably be the standard slap-stick humor the wayans are known for.

[kenshinbebop]

I can't wait to go see Snakes on a Plane.

[goddessofanime]

Poseidon sucked. End of thread. Thank you very much.

[sailornyanko]

Poseidon was probably the dumbest and most pointless movie I've seen recently. Watch the original film instead, it's far better and less cheesy.

[Samurai Drifter]

What are you guys talking about? Snakes on a Plane is GENUIS.

[CrossboneGundam]

I heard people on threads bashing Little Man saying its gonna be the worst movie of the summer. Snakes on a Plane looks like the worst movie of the summer to me. Little Man actualy looks soooo funny. I love anything with the wayans bros in it.

Snakes on a Plane looks campy and tongue-in-cheek stupid, and thus hilarious.

Little Man just looks tasteless and stupid, and not in an intentional way.

[Warabit]

Little man never caught my interest at all. When I first saw the trailer i was like "alright..."
Snakes of a Plane looks ...odd. I will see it lol just to see how bad it is.

[u_nick]

yeah, i heard REALLY bad reviews for Posiedon

[Neo0tak0n]

i am so ready to see snakes on a plane.

SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!!!!!

[Depression]

Little Man.

Like CBG said, Snakes on a Plane is almost intentionally bad, campy if you will.

Little Man looks like its trying to be something genuine, but will be awful. I can't think of anything that the Wayans have done that I would consider memorable.

[Evil_Koala]

Snakes on a Plane ftl. :(

[MonkeyBoy0314]

Little Man does look like a really bad movie, and I could swear that plot has been repeated hundreds of thousands of times on Cartoon Network.

For all those ranting about Snakes on a Plane, of course it was meant to look stupid! Hell, that was the only reason Samuel L Jackson agreed to star in it! It's still gonna be the greatest movie of all time, though

[Sendo Takeshi]

Snakes On A Plane > my entire summer vacation

[VidelCoolGirl]

Snakes on a Plane is gonna kick some major ***.

Little Man...God...those brothers need to be shot.

[njjn]

I can't wait for Snakes On A Plane, it looks so unintentionally hilarious.

[Till]

Tonk'yo Drift and Garfield 2 came mighty close but the worst film of the summer so far is still The Omen 666.

[h0ckey2244]

little man.. once my annyoing cusin in law said he was going to see it with his gf (they have been going out since FOURTH GRADE) i decided i would rather shoot myself then see it... looked stupid none the less... i havent seen anything for snakes, but i thought it also looked stupid, but a one i wanna see just to yell at the scream and make it better myself :P

little man has no hope

[Bernard_Monsha]

Snakes on a Plane is an intentionally bad movie. Which is why it makes such great fodder for things like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yyu83Z-P22s&search=snakes%20on%20a%20plane). Hell it even has it's own board game now! (http://www.cobrasinthecockpit.com/)

[HELLFISH88]

I wanna see Snakes turn out to be so deep it starts some sort of Cultural revolution or something.


God that would be funny.

[Ikari Warrior]

I can't think of anything that the Wayans have done that I would consider memorable.

Does In Living Color count? It's not a movie, but some of the best damn sketch comedy I'd ever seen.

[Joeshie]

Snakes on a Plane could be the worst movie ever created, but will still be one of the best movies this summer.

I'm going to go see it on opening night.

[Neo0tak0n]

snakes on a plane has the potential of being quite a cult hit

[EmberAlchemist0]

I don't have an intentions of seeing "Little Man" it just doesn't look all that good. No offense to anyone that wants to see it. ^_^

[Depression]

Does In Living Color count? It's not a movie, but some of the best damn sketch comedy I'd ever seen.
Yeah, I liked their sketch comedy as well.

Thats the problem, they're trying to turn things that would probably be funny sketches (white chicks or little man) into full length features.

[Rain]

Y'know? I don't know how many times I've said this, but Samuel L. Jackson is the man. Bold letters don't even do justice to his name. This man is mad boss.

Snakes on a Plane? Count me in. Little Man? Oh God kill me now.

[LOSTyears]

What are you guys talking about? Snakes on a Plane is GENUIS.I agree. Its a cult hit before its even been released.
It'll be way better than X-3(pick for worst summer movie).

Little man never caught my attention in the least, the last good thing the Wayans put out was the first Scary Movie. I'll give em kudos for expiermenting with these different ideas. In Living Color was comedy gold.

[Shiroiyuki]

Watch the original [Poseidon Adventure] film instead, it's far better and less cheesy.

YES! The original was awesome--even Maureen McGovern's lame, sappy 'The Morning After' song was memorable in this movie! Even if I choose to remember the mangled (and THOROUGHLY AWESOME) backward South Park version instead ^_^!!!

Acres (Roddy McDowall) was soooo cute in this movie! *sigh* Yessssss.....Roddy McDowall....*drools* If only I was born a few decades sooner >_<

[Dij]

Snakes On A Plane = Yes!

[Gannon]

Little Man does look like a really bad movie, and I could swear that plot has been repeated hundreds of thousands of times on Cartoon Network.


It has. It's a Looney Toons plot device turned into a movie.

[Gray]

Snakes on a Plane is an intentionally bad movie. Which is why it makes such great fodder for things like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yyu83Z-P22s&search=snakes%20on%20a%20plane).

Frickin' Win.

[Raziel_MGS]

x3 wins the worst movie award. cuz all rebels look like 15 year old goth emos with dyed hair and anger issues.

[MonkeyBoy0314]

Personal opinion: we should just rename the thread "Plans for Viewing Snakes on a Plane"

About 30 friends and I are going to rent out a theatre for an entire day, and just watch SoaP together. It is going to be the greatest day of my life :thumbsup:

[seba_boi]

Little Man actualy looks soooo funny. !


.........

[MIKE123]

Lol I'm suprised there aren't many Tokyo Drift nominations here since a lot of people hated it, but I loved it, it was way better than 2F2F.

I think Little Man will be the worst movie of the summer, I'm sure Snakes on a Plane can top this movie :naughty:

[Dij]

Personal opinion: we should just rename the thread "Plans for Viewing Snakes on a Plane"

HAH! You are so right! It seems ironic that the thread is called WORST movie of the summer, and it has turned into a SOAP worship thread.

[Zero Kyori]

Little Man

[WadeW]

When I first saw the trailer for Little Man I had to be put on suicide watch. Whenever I hear someone say they're going to see this movie I want to set my hair on fire. When people pay to see such trash, they are telling Hollywood "Don't ever take a risk on original scripts, because we will devour any s**t you put in front of us. It doesn't matter if the special effects look like they were done in MS Paint. As long as you make another American Pie or Scary Movie sequel, we'll buy tickets."

And yes, I can't wait to see some mother******g snakes on a mother******g plane! It's the American Shaolin Soccer! That's good trash.

[Raziel_MGS]

Hey, I loved the AMerican Pie series, the original was very creative for it's time

[Haro!]

And yes, I can't wait to see some mother******g snakes on a mother******g plane! It's the American Shaolin Soccer! That's good trash.
I'm sorry but I wouldn't compare Shaolin Soccer to Snakes on a Plane. It just seems wrong to me.

[Rain]

It's the American Shaolin Soccer!

Shaolin Soccer sucked a whole lotta ***. Even if Snakes on a Plane was trash, it would be much better trash than Shaolin Soccer trash, by a long shot.

[Mooserocka]

Snakes on a Plane is gonna kick some major ***.

Little Man...God...those brothers need to be shot.

Are u serious. The wayans are soooo funny. Thier the kinda humor i LOVE. Pops is in it from friday. Let me guess all of u people dont like any of the Friday movies either???

[Mooserocka]

White chicks was HILARIOUS. What do u people find as humor lol. Im confused., Also wanan see John Tucker must die, and click was probobly the BEST comedy of the summer

[Killswithpaper]

White chicks was HILARIOUS. What do u people find as humor lol. Im confused., Also wanan see John Tucker must die, and click was probobly the BEST comedy of the summer

Fech, I wouldn't go THAT far as to say the best, however it does look like it might be funnier than it looks. Although, that whole thing with the thong kinda freaks me out. -_-;

[Laharu]

There's Snakes!

On A Plane!

[WadeW]

White chicks was HILARIOUS. What do u people find as humor lol. Im confused., Also wanan see John Tucker must die, and click was probobly the BEST comedy of the summer

Must... not... flame... :eww:

Let me guess all of u people dont like any of the Friday movies either???

I actually love the first one. I found it to be a truely funny movie with a message, and it gave a wonderful cultural snapshot of a segment of America. I think it's one of the best distinctly American movies ever made. The rest were crap.

Shaolin Soccer sucked a whole lotta ***. Even if Snakes on a Plane was trash, it would be much better trash than Shaolin Soccer trash, by a long shot.

Shaolin Soccer is so bad I love it. It has the same appeal of Ed Wood movies.

[Kueng]

Has anyone seen You, Me and Dupree? I'm suppose to go see it with a couple friends on Friday and I was wondering how it was.

[CrossboneGundam]

Shaolin Soccer sucked a whole lotta ***. Even if Snakes on a Plane was trash, it would be much better trash than Shaolin Soccer trash, by a long shot.

Yeah, I thought Shaolin Soccer was really bad, just like pretty much every other movie that guy has done...

But that's still better than drivel like "White Chicks."

[miko hanyou]

Little man is gonna be the worse movie along with snakes in the plane.

When i saw the trailer for little man i said something alittle racist(thanks dad and TV <_< )but not offensive but it was enough to convice my little sister to wait for the DVD to rent it. But the First thought in my mind was 'What an ugly *** baby'

Snakes happens to be one of my favorite animals and i admit that the snakes looked scary but i'm more curious about the plot of the movie because the graphics are great and the actor Samuel jackson is there but doesn't mean that the movie is going to be a huge success because of those two. But i am going to ask someone who seen the movie about how it got loose, why there were so many and who own them.

[Killswithpaper]

Has anyone seen You, Me and Dupree? I'm suppose to go see it with a couple friends on Friday and I was wondering how it was.

Save your money chica, unless you like watching predictable humor and just unreasonable stupidity.

[Depression]

White chicks was HILARIOUS. What do u people find as humor lol. Im confused.

You act as if people who don't like these movies are in the minority, when in fact the people who like these movies are the minority.

Published reviews (critics)

White chicks: 122 reviews, 16 of them positive. 13% on RT.
Little Man: 70 reviews, 11 of them positive. 16% on RT.

User Ratings

White Chicks: 8,756 ratings submitted. Avg rating, 5/10
Little Man: 1,871 ratings submitted. Avg rating, 2.1/10

[Rain]

But that's still better than drivel like "White Chicks."

White Chicks was so bad that it should get banned and not even be called a movie, much less a "comedy."

[seba_boi]

You act as if people who don't like these movies are in the minority, when in fact the people who like these movies are the minority.

Published reviews (critics)

White chicks: 122 reviews, 16 of them positive. 13% on RT.
Little Man: 70 reviews, 11 of them positive. 16% on RT.

User Ratings

White Chicks: 8,756 ratings submitted. Avg rating, 5/10
Little Man: 1,871 ratings submitted. Avg rating, 2.1/10Do you post in RT?... You do, right?...


And I'm one of the few who laughed at watching White Chicks... It was bad, yes, I don't deny it... But it was so funnily bad... Hey! I didn't say I had good taste in films....

[Depression]

Nah I don't post on RT or IMDB, but I do visit them both frequently.

[Loopy]

Mooserocka's current track record is a defiance of his promise of better grammar and courtesy a while back...who didn't see that one coming?

And as for the topic, it's a tie between Little Man and the next recycled Will Ferrell crap, Talladeegee Heights or whatever.

[seba_boi]

Nah I don't post on RT or IMDB, but I do visit them both frequently.
Eh, they're all ***** there anywayz, so you're better off not to get damaged... You do get to learn a lot about films with a thread or two...

(J/K to whoever that posts there!!!)

[VidelCoolGirl]

You know, a movie that's horrible and genius all at the same time is Kung Pow: Enter The Fist. That's one of my favorite movies.

[Loopy]

You know, a movie that's horrible and genius all at the same time is Kung Pow: Enter The Fist. That's one of my favorite movies.

QFT.

In fact, I haven't seen that one in a long time. I feel like going back and watching it already.

My name is Betty. I'm a magician!

[sailornyanko]

Shaolin Soccer is so bad I love it. It has the same appeal of Ed Wood movies.

Hahaha, guess it must be comparable to the love many people have for the El Santo movies which are just so amazingly poorly made that they are great films. What kind of idiot shoots "night scenes" during the day??!!!


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At first I had no idea what this Little Man movie was (the title of the movie in spanish is nothing near to Little Man), but I did see the trailer sadly. Now that movie is just plain crap. At least Scary Movie 4 gave you a few chuckles, this movie is just sad. When I saw the trailer, the only decent thing my brain could process was how in the heck were the parents going to get this thing a birth certificate? What if the hospital already has the true medical history of the guy and a doctor walking in the hallway recognizes him or something? Just for that I think this movie would drive me nuts.

[Hara!]

I am going to watch Little man, SOAP, and Shaolin Soccer again, just to make you guys mad.

[Haro!]

I am going to watch Little man, SOAP, and Shaolin Soccer again, just to make you guys mad.
I watch Shaolin Soccer every once in a while.. I have it on VCD ^_^. I liked it cause, well I'm not sure why. Oh its message: don't do drugs, do kung-fu.

[Vaikyuko]

White chicks was HILARIOUS. What do u people find as humor lol. Im confused., Also wanan see John Tucker must die, and click was probobly the BEST comedy of the summer

Wow. Click was a comedy? There were some laughs, but Click did not strike me as a comedy, no matter how they billed it. I also would have preferred they not had the ending, as well. Seriously, it made the movie go from "pretty nice" to "stereotypical American film" in the blink of an eye.

In any case, I have to second the votes for Poseidon. ANYTHING is better than watching that crap. Seriously.

[kiyomi]

Hollywood ought to leave the old movies and TV shows alone.

what's done is done..leave it be.

[KyouryokuSenshi]

To be honest, I don't think I've ever really hated a movie...there's been some that I think are so-so and then the ones that I like. It's really rare that I see a movie I hate...lol.

[goddessofanime]

Hollywood ought to leave the old movies and TV shows alone.

what's done is done..leave it be.

I agree...but Miami Vice does look good. And it was done by Michael Mann, who did the original series. So it shouldn't suck.

And Talladega Nights looks hilarious!

[Animematt55]

I will derfinately go see Snakes on a plane.
havent they only advertised just a little bit of it with Samuel Jackson? That one line?
That is kinda what drew me to it...plus all the internet fad.

[goddessofanime]

That's Snakes on a M**herf**kin' Plane everyone...........

[WadeW]

Hahaha, guess it must be comparable to the love many people have for the El Santo movies which are just so amazingly poorly made that they are great films. What kind of idiot shoots "night scenes" during the day??!!!

I don't know if I've seen any El Santo movies, but the "night scenes shot during the day" thing is also an Ed Wood trademark.

If you haven't seen Shaolin Soccer, you're missing out on some wonderful trash.

[sailornyanko]

I don't know if I've seen any El Santo movies, but the "night scenes shot during the day" thing is also an Ed Wood trademark.

If you haven't seen Shaolin Soccer, you're missing out on some wonderful trash.

Hahaha, I SOOOOO gotta see Ed Wood movies. Sounds lie something I'd love to laugh at. Sadly, they never show em on TV, and the rare instances someone I know rents movies with me, they never let me choose movies ever since I rented the Cube and made my mom watch it. ¬¬ Hey, isn't Plan 9 from outer space an Ed Wood film? I always wanted to see it thanks to that Seinfeld episode. O_O

I've heard Luis Buñuel films are the spanish version of Ed Wood cinema because they are also so bad (but fun to watch).

Oh, I SOOOOOOOOOO wanna see Shaolin Soccer. But again, who's gonna let me rent it.. ¬¬

[WadeW]

Plan 9 From Outer Space is Ed Wood's most famous film. And yes; it featured daytime night scenes.

Tim Burton made a movie about Ed Wood (titled "Ed Wood" :rolleyes: )that was pretty damn good. Your friends shouldn't object to it. It's very interesting and emotional. Perhaps my favorite Tim Burton movie.

[Mooserocka]

You act as if people who don't like these movies are in the minority, when in fact the people who like these movies are the minority.

Published reviews (critics)

White chicks: 122 reviews, 16 of them positive. 13% on RT.
Little Man: 70 reviews, 11 of them positive. 16% on RT.

User Ratings

White Chicks: 8,756 ratings submitted. Avg rating, 5/10
Little Man: 1,871 ratings submitted. Avg rating, 2.1/10

Well i got proved wrong. I HATE when that happens lol. I actualy like them though. Guess i like crap movies.

[Mooserocka]

Mooserocka's current track record is a defiance of his promise of better grammar and courtesy a while back...who didn't see that one coming?

And as for the topic, it's a tie between Little Man and the next recycled Will Ferrell crap, Talladeegee Heights or whatever.

Actualy i did improve. Look at my posts. Everyone since then has a capital at the end of every sentance well most, unless i drunk post then use are all screwed. haha. I dunno i heard no other complaints.

[Sendo Takeshi]

Are u serious. The wayans are soooo funny. Thier the kinda humor i LOVE. Pops is in it from friday. Let me guess all of u people dont like any of the Friday movies either???



The Wayans haven't been funny since "Don't Be a Menace To South Centra While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood". And thats the truth.

Friday was genious though. Chris Tucker and Ice Cube made a pretty lethal(and funny) combination.

[Jon]

Wow. Click was a comedy? There were some laughs, but Click did not strike me as a comedy, no matter how they billed it. I also would have preferred they not had the ending, as well. Seriously, it made the movie go from "pretty nice" to "stereotypical American film" in the blink of an eye.
Honestly I thought Click was a well-thought-out movie. The ending only added to it being great. I think Sandler succeeded being in a half-serious movie.

[color=red]
In any case, I have to second the votes for Poseidon. ANYTHING is better than watching that crap. Seriously.

I don't know about that, My Super Ex-Girlfriend was pretty bad. It was just a flat out horrible movie, and it's one of the few movies that I wanted my $3.50 back.

Oh well, some are good, some are bad.

[Gray]

Actualy i did improve. Look at my posts. Everyone since then has a capital at the end of every sentance well most, unless i drunk post then use are all screwed. haha. I dunno i heard no other complaints.

It's supposed to be a, Puncutaiton and the end of a sentance, not a Capitol letter ;)

[Loopy]

Actualy i did improve. Look at my posts. Everyone since then has a capital at the end of every sentance well most, unless i drunk post then use are all screwed. haha. I dunno i heard no other complaints.

Hahaha.

No.

[Lionfish]

LADY IN THE WATER WAS A HORRIBLE MOVIE. It brought me good laughes though.
Pirates was probably the best I've seen in a while.

[MagicianCamille]

LADY IN THE WATER WAS A HORRIBLE MOVIE.

No way, who saw that coming? From the guy who brought us such great movies such as Signs, The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, and let's not forget, best of all, The Village? I don't believe you! :O

Yes I do, M Knight blows. Hard.

[Rain]

Yes I do, M Knight blows. Hard.

He blows so hard that he should be banned from making movies.

[Depression]

It's his writing, not his directing that blows.

He's become self indulgent, and thinks that audiences will eat up whatever he serves them.

He needs to direct something that he hasn't written.

[Rain]

No.

He should be banned from making movies. Period. That means he shouldn't write AND direct.

[Depression]

After these last two moments you're probably right, but the talent behind the camera is there whether we want to admit or not.

[MagicianCamille]

It's his writing, not his directing that blows.

Does this make me enjoy any of his movies more? No. They suck.

[Depression]

Does this make me enjoy any of his movies more? No. They suck.

I could care less if you enjoyed his movies or not. It was a response to what you said, but wasn't directed at you, more so just a broad statement.

[Rain]

After these last two moments you're probably right, but the talent behind the camera is there whether we want to admit or not.

I saw him on an interview and his attitude turned me off more than his horrible directing and writing skills.

PS. I'll give some props to Signs but nothin' more.

[Spadesy]

Mm, not so much with Signs...after Scary Movie 3 I'll never be able to take it seriously again.

"They've mastered space flight but they can't get through a wooden door...?"

[Hara!]

let's not forget, best of all, The Village.

That was the best piece of sarcasm I have ever seen.


















ever.

[LISA HAYES]

My vote goes to Transformers 2

[Meggles]

*cough* necropost *cough*

[waltsoph3]

aww come on give lisa a little slack. Ive done it too when i first started on AN. :(

(if you don't know what a necropost is its basically bringing up a thread thats long dead. Also to some its considered rude.

imho this thread should be in the tv/movies section of AN.)

[Shiroiyuki]

What is with the sudden flare of thread necromancy lately????

This has to end.


IF A THREAD HAS NOT BEEN ACTIVE FOR MORE THAN A YEAR, DO NOT POST IN IT. START A NEW THREAD.

[Hisoka]

A Mooserocka thread at that. ;)