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Caster13
December 22nd, 2006, 07:36 AM
and durian is....?

Suki
December 22nd, 2006, 08:03 AM
and durian is....?

Really yummy fruit.

GreatNekoKoneko
December 22nd, 2006, 08:15 AM
Really yummy fruit.

...Suki, we can get married. you're the first girl that i know that loves it - for real.

p.s. did i mention that i have a durian farm back home?

Telgar
December 22nd, 2006, 09:21 AM
True story: within a day of reading the initial post mentioning Durian Shakes I'm at my niece and nephew's house. Their mom asks if we all want one- we of course say yes. Five minutes later, I'm sitting on the Living Room floor (next to the kitchen) wondering where the smell of cat urine was coming from. They don't own a cat. In walks the shakes and I have my answer. We all drank them anyway- they taste great- just don't smell it. :lol:

Chousho
December 22nd, 2006, 12:41 PM
p.s. did i mention that i have a durian farm back home?
Can I milk your durians? PLEEEEEEEEASE

GreatNekoKoneko
December 22nd, 2006, 01:45 PM
Can I milk your durians? PLEEEEEEEEASE

...uh, milk them? you can pick em, but i think milking them would be a very, VERY bad idea, lest ye want to lose both yer hands.

Ravager
December 22nd, 2006, 03:28 PM
…back to the topic…

I saved the best for last. Eating the brain of a sill (well barely) living, breathing monkey http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/6307/01tablecs8.jpg

GreatNekoKoneko
December 22nd, 2006, 04:02 PM
…back to the topic…

I saved the best for last. Eating the brain of a sill (well barely) living, breathing monkey http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/6307/01tablecs8.jpg

...OH MY GOD. these guys are amateurs. EVERYBODY knows, that you're not supposed to eat Peanuts when you're gonna eat Monkey? sheesh. makes me ashamed to be Asian.

Suki
December 22nd, 2006, 05:41 PM
...Suki, we can get married. you're the first girl that i know that loves it - for real.

p.s. did i mention that i have a durian farm back home?

Lol too bad.

I'm surprised i'm the only woman you know that likes them. All my other friends like durians. Durian farm? Sounds like a trap!

Chousho
December 22nd, 2006, 08:20 PM
...OH MY GOD. these guys are amateurs. EVERYBODY knows, that you're not supposed to eat Peanuts when you're gonna eat Monkey? sheesh. makes me ashamed to be Asian.
Look closer. Those aren't peanuts, they're monkey testicles!

Sounds like a trap!
IT'S A TARP!

Bernard_Monsha
December 22nd, 2006, 10:33 PM
The only thing worse than Durian with Durian Shakes is Rotted Shark with Seagull Wine.

Spadesy
December 22nd, 2006, 10:45 PM
Yep. Thailand had all sorts of wonderful and crazy seafoods to eat with spicy stuff I couldn't comprehend followed by a couple very-superb Tiger beers.

I'm talkin' squids and intestines people. Check and mate.

hiroaki
December 23rd, 2006, 12:46 AM
…back to the topic…

I saved the best for last. Eating the brain of a sill (well barely) living, breathing monkey

As the monkey was brought down the hall and a toast to prosperity was made, the waiter presented the men with their tools of destruction. Secured in a special trap, the animal was now ready to become the main dish. Following a few simple instructions, the men at the table were prepared for the kill. After a matter of seconds, the gruesome ritual had ended; the skull was carved open for the delicate brains inside. While this continued it occurred to to me that within the confines of this elegant restaurant, people were paying exorbitant prices to play the role of a hunter. A definite ritual had been established and there was very little difference between what I had witnessed at this restaurant and the ceremony of the *indecipherable*. The human being was killing for celebration, ready to devour the animal slaughtered. Throughout history, it was believed that by eating the brains of the sacred animal, a new source of wisdom would be inherited, bringing those who ate this delicacy closer to God. Watching a living animal die before their eyes and then having to eat the lifeless remains caused amusing responses from each of the tourists. When I asked the man with the hearty appetite why he enjoyed the meal, he replied, "If I can get closer to God by eating brains, why not?" The human reaction to death in this particular environment was highly instructive; flavour became incidental, taste totally ignored, for the spiritual human mind became the saviour at this meal of death.

Monkey brain(movie) (http://share.youthwant.com.tw/sh?do=D&id=23000328)

sugaddikt
December 23rd, 2006, 03:20 AM
ok halfway through that movie i threw up in my mouth a little.

Bernard_Monsha
December 23rd, 2006, 08:36 AM
That is from Faces of Death and is fake.

Solid_Snake
December 23rd, 2006, 02:37 PM
That is from Faces of Death and is fake.

Faces of Death is fake?

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

GreatNekoKoneko
December 23rd, 2006, 05:18 PM
...squid and intestines are quite delicious - depending on the preparation. grilled intestines of ANY animal (yes, i said, ANY), then dipped in hot sauce is an awesome addition to any drinking party. and how can you not like squid? delicioso. fried, grilled, stewed in ink, or whatever - squid = awesome.

Bernard_Monsha
December 23rd, 2006, 05:37 PM
...squid and intestines are quite delicious - depending on the preparation. grilled intestines of ANY animal (yes, i said, ANY), then dipped in hot sauce is an awesome addition to any drinking party. and how can you not like squid? delicioso. fried, grilled, stewed in ink, or whatever - squid = awesome.


Squid are OK, the stuff Dusty tallking about is a dried grilled squid from Thailand. They taste kinda like rancid shortribs mixed with anchovies and garlic. We used to eat them to chase the prostitutes.

GreatNekoKoneko
December 23rd, 2006, 05:41 PM
Squid are OK, the stuff Dusty tallking about is a dried grilled squid from Thailand. They taste kinda like rancid shortribs mixed with anchovies and garlic. We used to eat them to chase the prostitutes.

...but those things are actually good! with beer that is...

Ark Skyheart
December 23rd, 2006, 06:02 PM
i've heard to most Foriners that Natto can be nasty...but my teacher says that with rice and some soy sauce its acctualy bareable? that true?

hiroaki
December 23rd, 2006, 07:18 PM
i've heard to most Foriners that Natto can be nasty...but my teacher says that with rice and some soy sauce its acctualy bareable? that true?


Natto is an acquired taste due to its powerful smell (which tends to leave its consumer with unpleasant breath), strong flavor and sticky consistency.
Natto is delicious because of the smell.

Pâté de foie gras better than natto.
When I ate this, I almost vomited.
So I became Pate's enthusiastic fan at once.
I love this food's feces smell.

Bernard_Monsha
December 23rd, 2006, 08:11 PM
...but those things are actually good! with beer that is...

Maybe after a case or two, but then you have to watch carfully because impared judgement may lead to picking up a katoey.

Kstyle
December 24th, 2006, 03:10 AM
What's best, cold sake or hot sake?

Danju
December 24th, 2006, 09:31 AM
What's best, cold sake or hot sake?
Lukewarm!

*filler*

Spadesy
December 24th, 2006, 10:01 AM
Maybe after a case or two, but then you have to watch carfully because impared judgement may lead to picking up a katoey.

Bwhahahaha!!

So there was this one time, a guy I knew...who will remain nameless because that's the way he'd want it...beat the everliving bijesus out of a katoey one night after "discovering the truth," and the next morning was 15 minutes late for meeting up. The conclusion was agreed upon...he probably cut his wrists in the tub.

Well, he didn't. But that morning he sure looked like he wanted to.

Bernard_Monsha
December 24th, 2006, 07:02 PM
As a general rule some are very hard to spot but all katoey have clammy hands.

Dusty did you see them eating those giant water beetles stuffed with rice?

Spadesy
December 24th, 2006, 07:26 PM
Those big black critters generally served in those tasty back alley places? Heck, I ate one...wasn't as bad as it looked really.

GreatNekoKoneko
December 25th, 2006, 05:55 PM
Those big black critters generally served in those tasty back alley places? Heck, I ate one...wasn't as bad as it looked really.

...reminds me of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

and for dessert... CHILLED MONKEY BRAIN!

Spadesy
December 25th, 2006, 07:50 PM
Life's all about doing things that most people would think suck, then finding out:

A.) It does, in fact, suck
B.) It doesn't suck, it's actually good

And constantly discovering option B will make you stronger than everybody else. :)

hiroaki
December 30th, 2006, 03:08 AM
Gates-chan became Akiba's new Oden (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oden) Can character.

http://www.ascii365.com/img/product/1811221859001_main1.jpg

How pretty...
http://www.ascii365.com/img/product/1811221859001_main2.jpg

Rain
December 30th, 2006, 10:34 PM
Yep. Thailand had all sorts of wonderful and crazy seafoods to eat with spicy stuff I couldn't comprehend followed by a couple very-superb Tiger beers.

I'm talkin' squids and intestines people. Check and mate.

What have you been eating?

Animal intestines make my stomach churn, and they're almost always unhealthy and full of fat.

GreatNekoKoneko
December 31st, 2006, 10:24 AM
Gates-chan became Akiba's new Oden (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oden) Can character.

http://www.ascii365.com/img/product/1811221859001_main1.jpg

How pretty...
http://www.ascii365.com/img/product/1811221859001_main2.jpg

...man. i love akiba@DEEP.

Suki
December 31st, 2006, 10:31 AM
I eat things called NekoKonekos. You only can find them in select stores though.

GreatNekoKoneko
December 31st, 2006, 10:32 AM
I eat things called NekoKonekos. You only can find them in select stores though.

...now that is just plain kinky. damn. you have my number, right? good.

Suki
December 31st, 2006, 03:10 PM
...now that is just plain kinky. damn. you have my number, right? good.

Hmmmmmhm...

Spadesy
December 31st, 2006, 04:52 PM
What have you been eating?

Animal intestines make my stomach churn, and they're almost always unhealthy and full of fat.

I can't tell you honestly what the food was, because I can't understand Thai let alone pronounce most of the words on the menu.

I don't have the stuff on a frequent basis...but I was in a place that my friend deemed WAY crazier than Amsterdam, and he's been there. As a result, with him, I did lots of stupid (and fun) things and ate lots of gross (and fun) things.

Forgive me Mel, forgive me, I'm impure. :shifty: