Go Hikari!

[Shin-seiki]

I love this pic:
http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/Xmas/Hikari_pilot.jpg

Has anyone seen this one before? Any idea what the original context in which this appeared was?

[ZhaoYun]

:crush: I should have a pic like that

I had a pic like that on my old computer but I cant find it anymore,soz

[Dr. Nick]

:eek: :eek: Never seen that one before, but to quote my hero Butt-Head, "that's the coolest thing I have ever seen". It is so wrong it must be right! :crush:
(But shouldn't Kensuke look a little more happy? He's finally piloting an Eva for crissakes!)

[GandalfsWhisper]

Hmm... I never saw that before, but Hikari rocks.

[Gundampilotspaz]

Originally posted by Dr. Nick
(But shouldn't Kensuke look a little more happy? He's finally piloting an Eva for crissakes!)

He must be shocked by the joy that Hikari is getting out of piloting the Evangelion.

This is a great picture and just proves that she should of been able to pilot an Evangelion in the series even if it was onlt once, like Toji.

[zep]

Who is Hikari?? Yui???

[Pepperidge]

That was an image used a few months ago on the main page of Gainax's website. It's a good one, though acknowledging Kensuke as a pilot is a crime. I much prefer the idea of him being the only one who never actually gets to be a pilot. xD

[thewayneiac]

Originally posted by zep
Who is Hikari?? Yui???

Hikari is the class rep who falls for Toji.

[zep]

ahh yeah yeah i remember now...

Thanks :cheers: :cheers:

[thx3876]

I'd seen it before, but this version was larger.

[Shin-seiki]

Originally posted by Pepperidge
That was an image used a few months ago on the main page of Gainax's website. It's a good one, though acknowledging Kensuke as a pilot is a crime. I much prefer the idea of him being the only one who never actually gets to be a pilot. xD Thanx! Is that where this one is from?
http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/Xmas/Gainax_group.jpg

[Gundampilotspaz]

Originally posted by Shin-seiki
Thanx! Is that where this one is from?
http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/Xmas/Gainax_group.jpg

:cheers: :cheers: So very cool!

[madoka odeko]

Originally posted by Gundampilotspaz
He must be shocked by the joy that Hikari is getting out of piloting the Evangelion.


Maybe Kensuke is shocked by how much Asuka's personality has rubbed off on Hikari. (Just look at her facial expression.)

Maybe Kensuke is shocked by how much more angelic butt Hikari is kicking than he and Touji are. (I don't really know what's happening; I'm guessing.)

[saiyajin prince]

Haha!! Mamimini is watching Nadia on cante's head:lol:

[NakedEYE666]

Originally posted by Shin-seiki
I love this pic:
http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/Xmas/Hikari_pilot.jpg

Has anyone seen this one before? Any idea what the original context in which this appeared was?

Yeah that is a pretty awsome pic, but the fact that it has the black Evangelion in it scares the crap out of me. Reminds me of darker days.... (he he!)

[yjs]

Whoa that Gainax group picture could be my favourite pic of all time. Too good to be true.

[Lord Timaeus]

Maybe it's the plugsuit, or maybe it's the expression, but dear SCHWITZ, Hikari looks so... @,@

[Reichu]

Originally posted by NakedEYE666
Yeah that is a pretty awsome pic, but the fact that it has the black Evangelion in it scares the crap out of me.

You can call her "EVA-03", you know. And, technically, she's dark blue, not black.

So Hikari's piloting one of the harpies? Poor dear... Just because no one's posted this yet, here's a related image I had lying around, though I have no clue about the original source:

http://www.evamonkey.com/reichu/fanart/hikari_genesis014.jpg

Maybe the EVA-05 she's piloting has an onsen penguin head instead of the typical MP mug. Talk about your strange visual concepts... p'raps I should draw it. :evil:

Also, based on the copyright notice on the "Gainax group" pic, I'd say it WASN'T originally from the Gainax homepage.

[saiyajin prince]

I remember seeing this pic somewhere before, I knew where it was from....but I can't remember. Damn, it's right at the tip of my tongue but I just can't remember!:boom:

[NakedEYE666]

Originally posted by Reichu
You can call her "EVA-03", you know. And, technically, she's dark blue, not black.

So Hikari's piloting one of the harpies? Poor dear... Just because no one's posted this yet, here's a related image I had lying around, though I have no clue about the original source:

http://www.avians.net/rkc/14daughters/hikari_genesis014.jpg

Maybe the EVA-05 she's piloting has an onsen penguin head instead of the typical MP mug. Talk about your strange visual concepts... p'raps I should draw it. :evil:

Also, based on the copyright notice on the "Gainax group" pic, I'd say it WASN'T originally from the Gainax homepage.

I'm painfully racist in favor of my own kind (FYI I don't consider skin color to cause divergance of race) and any Evangelion that turns into an angel and beat the hell out of everyone gets called by its color by me personally. :)

[saiyajin prince]

Which eva did that!?!!

[Reichu]

Originally posted by NakedEYE666
I'm painfully racist in favor of my own kind (FYI I don't consider skin color to cause divergance of race) and any Evangelion that turns into an angel and beat the hell out of everyone gets called by its color by me personally. :)

Doesn't change the fact that EVA-03 is technically dark blue. :P

And she never "turned into" an angel, her body tissue was invaded by Bardiel, who presumably controlled her body via the nervous system and entry plug. But that's bogging you down in technicalities you probably aren't interested in.

[NakedEYE666]

Originally posted by Reichu
Doesn't change the fact that EVA-03 is technically dark blue. :P

And she never "turned into" an angel, her body tissue was invaded by Bardiel, who presumably controlled her body via the nervous system and entry plug. But that's bogging you down in technicalities you probably aren't interested in.

I'm interested, but it just won't change my overall assesment, because I'm illogical sometimes ;) It looks quite black to me, maybe I'm color-blind, but if not I'm fairly sure it is black. Even though it was invaded by an angel, it still beat the crap out of everbody in a horific way... and it's ultimate fate that followed afterward doesn't actually make it any better, but all the more horrifying... good memories...

[nicotine]

awsome! that pic rocks!

[shogo monster]

I like these pics, I've never seen them before. Sweet.:crush:

[Shin-seiki]

I have a collection of pix that were on Gainax' top page. They were posted on 4chan. Since they're no longer up on that site, I zipped 'em up and uploaded then to my web server. You can download them here:
http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/FileSharing8.html
The collection is incomplete, and the files are named as found. Check 'em out tho, there are some pretty cool pix, and just about every Gainax series I can think of is included...

[tv33]

Originally posted by Shin-seiki
I have a collection of pix that were on Gainax' top page. They were posted on 4chan. Since they're no longer up on that site, I zipped 'em up and uploaded then to my web server. You can download them here:
http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/FileSharing8.html
The collection is incomplete, and the files are named as found. Check 'em out tho, there are some pretty cool pix, and just about every Gainax series I can think of is included...

Freaking Awesome.

But if those are pictures from Gainax top page, why are there characters from shows (At lest to the best of my knowledge) Gainax had nothing to do with? Like Crest of the Stars?

[Shin-seiki]

Originally posted by tv33
Freaking Awesome.

But if those are pictures from Gainax top page, why are there characters from shows (At lest to the best of my knowledge) Gainax had nothing to do with? Like Crest of the Stars? I dunno, mabe I screwed up and included some that weren't part of the collection -o-;

[thewayneiac]

I couldn't let this cool Hikari picture drop off the edge of the world.

[Keisuke-kun]

You can call her "EVA-03", you know. And, technically, she's dark blue, not black.

So Hikari's piloting one of the harpies? Poor dear... Just because no one's posted this yet, here's a related image I had lying around, though I have no clue about the original source:

http://www.avians.net/rkc/14daughters/hikari_genesis014.jpg

Maybe the EVA-05 she's piloting has an onsen penguin head instead of the typical MP mug. Talk about your strange visual concepts... p'raps I should draw it. :evil:

Also, based on the copyright notice on the "Gainax group" pic, I'd say it WASN'T originally from the Gainax homepage.

I have no idea of teh pic you posted but Im guessing its from that doujin I just translated.

Anyone find it strange that hikaris plug suit looks exactly like asukas and that shes labeled as the 5th? I don't know why but I also expected hikaris plug suit to be green. Plus her plug seems to be designed like shinjis and before this shinji is the only one with a plug that has the metal brace or whatever around the torso.

Cool pic though. Hikari in her custom "Lyrical tatse" Harpie ^_^

[Reichu]

Fixed the link.

Heh, why shouldn't her plugsuit be a color swap of Asuka's? All of the boys' plugsuits are color swaps of each other.

[HeWhoPostsStuff]

Hmm, I hadn't seen that pic before, I guess it musta been posted a bit before I got here...pretty amusing, heh heh. Though it'd be even more amusing if Hikari's Unit got the "makeover" suggested in that doujin strip posted not long back. :D

[Soluzar]

'Tis a shame that there's not much room for fanfictionly maneuvering in the NGE world. The idea of that trio being the pilots for Evangelions 03 through 05 would be something that I could feel quite motivated to write about if there was any way that the premise wouldn't just fall flat on it's face from the word go.

[HeWhoPostsStuff]

Methinks that with the magic of the "Alternate Universe" fic you can do pretty much anything you want in Eva fiction...it just depends on how much verbal abuse you're willing to take from purists, heh heh.

[Reichu]

Would purists bother reading such things in the first place?

I can see it already -- three additional Angels attack, each representing a trial for our three new pilots. For Toji, the Angel bears an uncanny resemblance to an enormous obento. For Kensuke, an exact replica of an antique piece of aircraft. Hikari... err... a giant, naked Toji?

[Soluzar]

Would purists bother reading such things in the first place?

I can see it already -- three additional Angels attack, each representing a trial for our three new pilots. For Toji, the Angel bears an uncanny resemblance to an enormous obento. For Kensuke, an exact replica of an antique piece of aircraft. Hikari... err... a giant, naked Toji?

Well, that's what I mean, y'see. No point at all going beyond the 19 angels, right? No, that's not a typo. If she thinks hard enough, Rachel knows what I mean. ;)

If I were going to write this thing, I'd have Toji join much sooner - just after Asuka did, and basically ret-con everything from there onwards. Just wipe out the series, and rewrite chunks of it. I'd need to stretch out the times between angel attacks, and include more side-plots. Toji and Hikari would get the bulk of the 'screen-time', and Kensuke... well, I have a theory about how to work his sub-plot, that I've actually been toying with for some time, now.... Oh, nuts! Now I'm actually considering this. Stop me... please! :crybaby:

Guys, I need your help. Just tell me it's a bad idea, and then I don't need to let my brain start writing this thing without my consent. Repeat after me, "Biscuit, as a fanfic, your idea is teh sux0r!

[Reichu]

Well, that's what I mean, y'see. No point at all going beyond the 19 angels, right? No, that's not a typo. If she thinks hard enough, Rachel knows what I mean. ;)

Apparently, Rachel cannot think as hard tonight as she would like. :P

I'd need to stretch out the times between angel attacks, and include more side-plots.

You need look no further than the video games. But have Mana die. Please.

Stop me... please! :crybaby:

:looks around for her bondage tape:

Guys, I need your help. Just tell me it's a bad idea, and then I don't need to let my brain start writing this thing without my consent. Repeat after me, "Biscuit, as a fanfic, your idea is teh sux0r!

You should at least try to finish your "Thesis" first, if you follow my meaning...

[Soluzar]

Apparently, Rachel cannot think as hard tonight as she would like. :P Well, well, well. As far as I am aware, you were among the first to recognise the 19th Angel. I became enlightened during my time in the Raptorian Sector, and since then, I have had a greater understanding of the mysteries of the NGE Universe...


You should at least try to finish your "Thesis" first, if you follow my meaning... :Sigh: Another project that has a life of it's own... I have far too many ideas for that, so it's a process of relentless self-editing, since a lot of them prove somewhat impractical. I may do a rough-cut first and then refine it later. I'll share something with the world in about two weeks time, I say, as I shall regret saying later. :)

[HeWhoPostsStuff]

Would purists bother reading such things in the first place?
You know they would, just so they could complain more eloquently about it...heck even at the "Shmups" forum I visit stuff like this happens. "Hardcore" players who brag about "never going near" certain games/practices/etc. will ALWAYS invade a related thread made by others just to bust their chops about it...

It's all a matter of how much you're able to shut 'em out, heh...at least when they're just being jerks, rather than actually attempting to offer honest advice.

[Reichu]

Well, well, well. As far as I am aware, you were among the first to recognise the 19th Angel. I became enlightened during my time in the Raptorian Sector, and since then, I have had a greater understanding of the mysteries of the NGE Universe...

:lightbulb:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... :w00t:

It sucks when I forget my own jokes. ^_^

[Brendan Brown]

Freaking Awesome.

But if those are pictures from Gainax top page, why are there characters from shows (At lest to the best of my knowledge) Gainax had nothing to do with? Like Crest of the Stars?

Makes sense to me. Crest of the Star's Character designer is distinguished Gainax co-founder Takami Akai

[MavsWorld]

Lol both those pics are sweet, I think Kensuke has wet himself in pre-battle anticipation ;)

[Magami No ER]

I loved that picture when I first saw it here, I saved it a long time ago. If anyone needs more fanfiction, it's Hikari. The orange looks good on her.^^

[Mr. Tines]

I loved that picture when I first saw it here, I saved it a long time ago. If anyone needs more fanfiction, it's Hikari. The orange looks good on here.^^

Yeah. She's usually part of the background, doing useful class rep things to help the plot along, or is switfly paired up with Touji and vanishes. The one Pilot Horaki fic I remember has her in black, in Touji's place as the 4th.

[Brendan Brown]

http://www.ualberta.ca/~bwb2/imagehost/eva/eva_splash_large.jpg

This has got to be my favoured splash illustration, there's just something about seeing Anno in the (painted) flesh honouring the kaiju tradition... I would kill for a high resolution version.

[Magami No ER]

Wow, if I were one of the children, I'd kill Anno on the spot for making my life a living Hell for his sake. :P

[AchtungAffen]

Wow... where does that come from?

[Magami No ER]

Ya know, it actually took me a little while to realize thay were actors filmin NGE. I am so dense. :doh: I should do stuff like that with my character people.(BTW, I have the same question as AchtungAffen, where does this pic come from?)

[Reichu]

Wow... where does that come from?

One of the past illustrations here (http://www.gainax.co.jp/).

[Hexon.Arq]

The first pic sort of reminds me of "Ascension of the Lamb", except that I'm pretty sure Hikari's suit was either red or white... or light blue. I think it was red.

[Keisuke-kun]

One of the past illustrations here (http://www.gainax.co.jp/).

Isn't that an illustration of Gunbuster chara?

[HeWhoPostsStuff]

Yep, that's Gunbuster alright...that's one "uniform" variation that I won't soon forget, methinks..."Of course you have to dress like that to save the world! It solicits vital project funding from all the fanboys who buy this stuff, and distracts the aliens!"

[Keisuke-kun]

Yep, that's Gunbuster alright...that's one "uniform" variation that I won't soon forget, methinks..."Of course you have to dress like that to save the world! It solicits vital project funding from all the fanboys who buy this stuff, and distracts the aliens!"

Yeh even though Ive only seen 2 eps I too will never forget their uniforms :naughty:

[Reichu]

All they had to do was make a Gunbuster with a more feminine physique and dress it up in that uniform, and they would have been able to stop the alien invasion without that wacky black hole bomb.

[Soluzar]

All they had to do was make a Gunbuster with a more feminine physique and dress it up in that uniform, and they would have been able to stop the alien invasion without that wacky black hole bomb.

Hehe! Does that series have any actual redeeming qualities? It looks like a big bundle of fanservice, but you'd hardly be one to watch that, so...

[Reichu]

Hehe! Does that series have any actual redeeming qualities? It looks like a big bundle of fanservice,

Well, it's by Gainax. Would you expect anything less? ;)

but you'd hardly be one to watch that, so...

Even Reichu makes mistakes.

In all seriousness, though, it is worth watching, if only once. (Just make sure there are no forks in the vicinity at the time of viewing.) Or 100 times, if you're Andrew Sharp.

[Soluzar]

In all seriousness, though, it is worth watching, if only once. (Just make sure there are no forks in the vicinity at the time of viewing.)

~_^ Dare I even ask? Do I want to know?

Or 100 times, if you're Andrew Sharp.

Miaow! (and yet, not apparently untrue!) :P

[Reichu]

~_^ Dare I even ask? Do I want to know?

It's a reference back to this (http://www.evamonkey.com/commentary/episode-01/episode-01A-scene3.html). ;)

Miaow! (and yet, not apparently untrue!) :P

Well, I'm not sure about 100, but it must be somewhere up there. :P

I thought you said you were going to look into Gunbuster a while back, weren't you?

[Soluzar]

It's a reference back to this (http://www.evamonkey.com/commentary/episode-01/episode-01A-scene3.html). ;) Oh yeah. Duh me! I had read that. Stupid brain!


Well, I'm not sure about 100, but it must be somewhere up there. :P
We'll have to ask him to put a ticker into his .sig for us.


I thought you said you were going to look into Gunbuster a while back, weren't you?

Now that you mention it, yes. There was another one as well... you said it was quite psychedelic? I'll check the DVD situation on Gunbuster, m'kay? You forced me into it, you rotten slave driver, you. :crybaby:

Honestly, unless I give up sleep entirely, I'm just not going to be able to find time to do all this new stuff I've discovered in recent times. What should I give up? Classes? Yeah, classes. That's a good idea... ;)

[HeWhoPostsStuff]

All they had to do was make a Gunbuster with a more feminine physique and dress it up in that uniform, and they would have been able to stop the alien invasion without that wacky black hole bomb.
I'm surprised you haven't put that one on paper yet, Reichu...at least not to my knowledge.

Offhand, dang, you're mean, for dragging poor Soluzar into the same cheesecake-filled mire into which you've already dragged me. :P

[Reichu]

There was another one as well... you said it was quite psychedelic?

Furikuri (FLCL), Tsurumaki's baby. After seeing a robot with a TV set for a head emerge from the cranium of a teenage Japanese boy, I've been convinced that I never, never want to do any non-prescription drugs. Sadly, that is only the icing on the cake as far as this anime's unprecendented weirdness goes.

I'll check the DVD situation on Gunbuster, m'kay? You forced me into it, you rotten slave driver, you. :crybaby:

Don't make me get out my crop. :P

I'm surprised you haven't put that one on paper yet, Reichu...at least not to my knowledge.

No, I only just came up with that particular one. I'm still meaning to dress one of the Evas up in the infamous uniform; I vow to Sharp-kun that, one day, I will. And it will be good.

Offhand, dang, you're mean, for dragging poor Soluzar into the same cheesecake-filled mire into which you've already dragged me.

You should see the other thing I'm making him watch. :maniacal laughter:

[Soluzar]

Furikuri (FLCL), Tsurumaki's baby. After seeing a robot with a TV set for a head emerge from the cranium of a teenage Japanese boy, I've been convinced that I never, never want to do any non-prescription drugs. Sadly, that is only the icing on the cake as far as this anime's unprecendented weirdness goes.


Ooohoohoohoohoo
Sounds like fun... Incidentally, I've had something reccomended to me that sounds fun, recently. Not strictly an anime, but still a 'toon, have either of you two heard of Megas XLR? It sounds daft, but fun. Hardly worthy entertainment, but I had a good giggle at the concept... Depending on how much silliness you need in your life (and I know that for Reichu, she's probably suffering from a surplus, since I showed up round these parts! ^_^) you might want to check out the Cartoon Network's (http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/tv_shows/megasxlr/) site.


Don't make me get out my crop. :PPromises, promises... -_-;


No, I only just came up with that particular one. I'm still meaning to dress one of the Evas up in the infamous uniform; I vow to Sharp-kun that, one day, I will. And it will be good.
Aww, let the lad enjoy at least one pleasure in life without it being given the Reichu treatment! ;)
You already ruined Asuka as :naughty: ...fanboy enjoyment material! Not that I minded that... I personally wish that somebody out there enjoys drawing nasty scrawny old women, a la the granny in Maison Ikkoku, and putting them in Red Plugsuits. To be an Asuka fanboy is to deserve all you get in my book.

Offhand, dang, you're mean, for dragging poor Soluzar into the same cheesecake-filled mire into which you've already dragged me.
You should see the other thing I'm making him watch. :maniacal laughter:
's OK, Stuffdude. I don't think I mind much... I've pretty much given my permission to Reichu to corrupt my mind as she sees fit. I don't miss my sanity that much.

[Magami No ER]

What enjoyable and funny posts that can stem from a few NGE images. :lol:

[HeWhoPostsStuff]

I'm still meaning to dress one of the Evas up in the infamous uniform; I vow to Sharp-kun that, one day, I will. And it will be good.
As horribly, horribly wrong as that is, I somehow still can't stop myself from chuckling shamelessly at the idea...

Incidentally, I've had something reccomended to me that sounds fun, recently. Not strictly an anime, but still a 'toon, have either of you two heard of Megas XLR?
Heh heh, you bet I've seen it...it's incredibly stupid, but also very funny, if you're willing to get into that mindset for a half hour (or, in my case, just kind of stay in it :D). For one thing, there are lots of jokes about New Jersey, which makes the show even better for me, since I live there...I just can't help but like the idea that a giant robot's pilot would fight a gigantic alien invader, not for any noble purpose whatsoever, but because the alien has, through a cruel twist of fate, managed to destroy every Slurpee machine for miles around as it completes its conquest. And then, after it destroys yet another one, to have the following philosophical conversation among the two pseudo-heroes...

"The last Slurpee machine...this is unforgivable!"
"Y'know, Coop, they have a Slurpee machine in Hoboken, we could always go there."
"Yeah, but it's Hoboken!"

Shameful as it is, I was sold from there. :D

[Soluzar]

Heh heh, you bet I've seen it...it's incredibly stupid, but also very funny, if you're willing to get into that mindset for a half hour (or, in my case, just kind of stay in it :D). For one thing, there are lots of jokes about New Jersey, which makes the show even better for me, since I live there...

I somehow knew it was your sort of thing. Reichu mentioned in another thread that you and I have a similar sense of humour, and I don't think she was far wrong.

"The last Slurpee machine...this is unforgivable!"
"Y'know, Coop, they have a Slurpee machine in Hoboken, we could always go there."
"Yeah, but it's Hoboken!"

Shameful as it is, I was sold from there. :D
Yeah, it adds a touch of spice, I expect. I vaguely am aware that there is a place called Hoboken in NJ, but since it is well over 3000 miles from the chair in which I type this, I can't say as I have any idea why Hoboken would be the butt of this kind of humour, any more than I expect the average American can understand jokes like,

"So, you've got a boyfriend, and he's studying in Hell.
"Hull!"
"Whatever."

Hull being a place name, of course. It's the same joke, but they don't travel well is what I'm pointing out, much as you have already realised.

[MavsWorld]

FLCL is awesome, you can see quite alot of inspiration from evangelion in it as well, quite a lot of the characters are very similar.

[Shin-seiki]

I originally got the Hikari pic on the first page of this thread off 4chan, and I thought I'd share some more interesting Eva pix that have been posted there recently. Here's a Eva-related PSA:
http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/Antidrug/1105252001922.jpg

and some more:
http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/Antidrug/1105252168131.jpg
http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/Antidrug/1105252390649.jpg
http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/Antidrug/1105252450023.jpg
http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/Antidrug/1105252490917.jpg
http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/Antidrug/1105252537016.jpg
http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/Antidrug/1105252598741.jpg

Here's a great aniGIF from #25':
(contains nudity, but nothing you haven't seen if you've watched EoE)
http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/Antidrug/1105278821817.gif

...and another:
http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/Mis/anim55.gif

There's a bunch of Eva Park pix posted there, too:
http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/Antidrug/1105269774561.gif

Also, some evidence that there are people that can outdo even Reichu when it comes to creating really weird Eva fanart:
http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/Antidrug/1105277557701.jpg

http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/Antidrug/1105277597554.jpg

[Reichu]

Here's a Eva-related PSA

We just need a Reichu one.

"Naked Evas: My Anti-Drug"

Here's a great aniGIF from #25':

Boi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoing!!

Also, some evidence that there are people that can outdo even Reichu when it comes to creating really weird Eva fanart

I wouldn't so much say "outdo" as "approach the subject matter from the sort of angle even Reichu knows better than to comprehend". :P Or, rather, "really weird" in a 'bad' way, as opposed to the Reichu way -- however one choses to characterize that. :naughty:

[Magami No ER]

I'm liking the youngs boys one ^_^, but I've seen a better karaoke picture(the dark Kaworu with the mic slide, in my avatar) Melons is funny too.^^

[HeWhoPostsStuff]

We just need a Reichu one.

"Naked Evas: My Anti-Drug"
What would mine be then?

"Already Acting Like I'm On Drugs To Begin With: My Anti-Drug."

Hmmm...

Also, methinks that for Rei "Apathy" would have been funnier than "Silence." Or maybe "bleeding profusely," after she's huge-ified...

[Magami No ER]

"Gaint Naked Kaworu: My Anti-Drug"

[Reichu]

What would mine be then?

"Cartoon archetypes"?

[Keisuke-kun]

What would be my anti-drug.....?

Porn?

[Magami No ER]

^It's gotta be Eva related!...jk :P (not like this on topic but they are images, so oh well...)

[AchtungAffen]

Inflatable Rei - My anti drug

[Soluzar]

I must be slow today. Y'all can blame Reichu, since the sort of viewing material that she has a tendancy to recommend has the same sort of effect on my brain as Rei/Lileth as on people during 3I. In other words, I laughed so hard that my brain turned into a vaguely tang-esque substance, and dribbled out of my ears. With that in mind, forgive me for my denseness, but what the Netherworld is an Anti-Drug?

EDIT: On the plus-side, I at least know now the meaning of Reichu's location field. The phrase "Galactic Prophylactic" calls up some not-entirely pleasant imagery, in the absence of it's original source.

[Magami No ER]

It is a marketing device on commercals(using that same font) used to get teens in this country away from drugs, and showing them the "anti-drug", or alternatives to taking said drug. Ex: Talk:The Anti-Drug. There are staggering amount of anti drug and alchoal commericals(not that the're bad, but...), some we have to see in school every morning on "Channel 1 News", which basicly puts out a rehash of the night-before news. One such commerical is a girl going about her day, with creepy music, seeing images of her grandmother flash all around her, and at the end, you see the girl stealing money out of her grandma's purse, for weed. Cue the creepy voice"You'll never forget the people you hurt when you were high." Regret: the Anti-Drug Anyway, don't feel bad about not knowing. :p (I'm sarting to forget this is the "Go Hikari" thread. )^ About that sig, shouldn't Rei be replaced with an Eva. I can see more of Reichu's the next doujinshi being along the lines of that. ;)

[Reichu]

That good, eh, Biscuit? :lol: Studio Sokodei claims yet another victim!

And Magami, let me emphasize that even though I think the Evas are sexy beasts, I have absolutely no personal interest in them. I'll get my kicks vicariously.

:runs away:

[Hexon.Arq]

Unprotected premarital sex: The Anti-Drug. (Oh, and pot, too.)

[Soluzar]

IN RE: Anti Drug:

Anyway, don't feel bad about not knowing. :p (I'm sarting to forget this is the "Go Hikari" thread. )^ About that sig, shouldn't Ri be replaced with an Eva. I can see more of Reichu's the next doujinshi being along the lines of that. ;)

Thanx for the Anti-Drug Explanation, Magami. I'm no longer suprised that I didn't know, since I no longer watch broadcast TV, and even if I did, that would appear to be an American thing. Commercials, pfft! If kids wanna take drugs they will, no matter how much they know it's a bad idea.

About my .sig: I don't make these things up, you know! All that part which lies inside the quote marks is a direct quote from Ms. Reichu herself. Twisted, and ripped from the context of its original utterance though for comedic effect though it may be. I think that I can say with utter certainty that the concept of 'next' doujinshi is a foreign one to Reichu, as the project that she currently is engaged in will no doubt take some considerable time to finish still. Have you been exposed to the delightfull mysteries of the project formerely known as "Holy Shito!" and which now enjoys the less amusing but more 'arty' title of Beyond Eden's Shores? I'm sure that if you were but to ask, Rachel would be delighted to point you towards the various preliminary works that she's put together. I have to say, it's worth a few hours of your life, although... I seem to recall that she made an 'executive decision' not to include Tabris in Eden, so I am sorry to tell you that should you choose to commit a few hours of your life to reading the rather significant textual output of our favourite Pokemon namesake on this matter, then it's a foregone conclusion that they will be devoid of not only the the pure Bishie-ness of his human form that is Kaworu, but even of his angelic aspect, Tabris. I imagine that will come as something of a disincentive for you, but you could always mount a major letter-writing campaign on behalf of Tabris. Results will be hard to predict, of course.

I'm sure she won't mind if I offer this, in the interim period until she next posts. Try here (http://www.avians.net/rkc/fan/rkc_holyshito!.html) first -- it's somewhat outdated, but it forms the fundamental outline of the story. It's deeply fascinating stuff, I assure you. Darn near manages to inspire me to write something, just by the sheer scope and audacity of the project. You have to respect that. Of course, if I ever find enough free time to start on that mega-fanfic that I'm sort of planning, you forum minions are all in trouble. BWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAR! GYAH-HAR-HAR!

:redface: Er... I mean.... I hope you'll all enjoy it very much. Minions!!!!!!!! :devil:

:strokes white cat: We'll make them all sorry, come the day, won't we, my pet. Gyah-hah-har!

[Magami No ER]

And Magami, let me emphasize that even though I think the Evas are sexy beasts, I have absolutely no personal interest in them.
:runs away:
You know you're just running away from your inner self! :lol:....jk
Yes, I know of Reichu's little projects and doujins and such....free time sure uncovers alot.
And yes...I know the true nature of Kaworu is Tabiris, better known as Adam's female soul. With the creepy eyes similar I would guess to Lilith (T_T) I get my fix of him elsewhere. :shifty: Plus...there's always Saiyuki bishies. o_o

[Soluzar]

You're just running away from your inner self! :lol:....jk

Y'know, this came up in a recent discussion elsewhere. Whatever Reichu (or anyone else for that matter) might have planned in the bedroom for the sexy miss probably-Lileth, Yui, Kyoko, Mrs. Suzuhara, et al,, leaving aside a rather... interesting... sugestion that was made, the human end of the pairing would be basically scuppered by the question of scale. I can feel their pain right now, the poor guy/gal. In fact, I feel that a moment of this level of tragedy calls for some heart-wrenching musicall accompaniment from the cheezy-oldies end of the pop spectrum.

:sings: "Everyone knows that your my favourite girl, There's just some things in life that are not meant to be, I'm not meant for you, and you're not meant for me." :stops singing cheesy song:

OH! The tragedy of those who are in love with an Eva! I foresee a lot of heartbreak in a relationship like that. Huge amounts of counseling would be required to overcome that sort of bedroom incompatibility I expect. Of course, there is always the Gendou angle - Simply plan to live inside her core for all eternity. But we all know that too much closeness can become stifling, and lead to violent decapition with teeth. :waggles finger: I hope you've all learned a valuable lesson. Nobody here is prejudiced, but dating outside your species will always be fraught with difficulties.

[Magami No ER]

Kaworu isn't another species...is he?...Then again bishies do seem seem to be more than human (http://img143.exs.cx/img143/8107/hotashell7lw.jpg)^_^ or....youkai.

[Soluzar]

Kaworu isn't another species...is he?...Then again bishies do seem seem to be more than human (http://img143.exs.cx/img143/8107/hotashell7lw.jpg)^_^

Nahh, your safe, he's human in body at least. Thing is, the problem wouldn't be the same as the one with the Evas anyway. There could be other, more subtle differences, but the fact that he was planning to go to bed with Shinji means that there would probably be compatibility. I don't recall if we saw a waist-up frontal nude of Kaoru, but I suspect that Shinji might have remarked upon it if he'd got a prominent core.

Shame really, if Reichu's speculations regarding that organ are to be believed, and I see no reason why not, then it could only possibly have added more spice to the proceedings for any willing partner.

[Magami No ER]

I don't recall if we saw a waist-up frontal nude of Kaoru, but I suspect that Shinji might have remarked upon it if he'd got a prominent core. I wish. Only in EoE, when Kaworu's glowing white. In 24, we only saw him stand up from the back, than his face. I doubt Shinji'd notice a core, Shinji kept looking down..and :| than up and blushed....wouldn't have noticed a big round protrusion on his chest. Kaworu sweet-talked him. :P (This is still the Hikari thread, right!?) O_O
Edit: How many freakin spelling errors did I make tonight..sheesh.

[layn]

Nice pic. I wonder if those three had a chance to be Eva pilot.
Maybe Hikari will rocks!:D

[Soluzar]

I wish. Only in EoE, when Kaworu's glowing white. We only saw him stand up from the back, than his face. I doubt Shinji'd notice a core, Shinji kept looking down..and :| than up and blushed....wouldn't have noticed a big round protrusion on his chest. Kaworu sweet-talked him. :P (This is still the Hikari thread, right!?) O_O

Naw, we've thoroughly hijacked it. Myself, you, Reichu, and the Stuffinator. We've all destroyed an innocent thread for our own twisted, perverted, sick purposes. I feel shame.

[Magami No ER]

Do not feel shame! ^^It was old anyway, if there was anyone acting truly perverted, it was me, showing off the hot Saiyuki boys for no real reason. :'(

[Reichu]

I swear, I'm not paying Biscuit to plug my stuff. Honest. He has a mind of his own.

Adam will be an important character in the story, and she is basically the exact same person as Kaworu, just in a different body (which makes all the difference to most, I suspect :shifty: ). (And Adam has a little cat-like companion whose neck she does NOT break.) Kaworu specifically will make an appearance sometime or another, but only in flashbacks. Aw, shucks. :P But, to make up for it, there will be naked bishies and full frontal nudity (my Eden is deprive of fig leaves), but, even then, they're only around for a limited time.

And, nope, Kaworu doesn't have a core, at least anything externally visible. So no "nuking off" for him. Too bad.

[Magami No ER]

Speaking of which, I was gonna show you my Keel and Tank o Kaworu pic, but sadly my scanner died. :(

[Reichu]

I bet Kaworu killed it.

And speaking of old man Keel... I wonder if there should be anything in Adam's flashbacks about unpleasant (or pleasant, depending on whom you ask o_O ) going-ons between Kaworu and his Master. I would be really, really scared if there was a Kaworu/Keel version of that sick Gendo/Rei 1 H-doujin in "Paradise Lost 2". "Oh, Tabris, it's time for your Bratwurst..."

[Magami No ER]

:naughty: Reichu has filled Magami head with ideas..ideas that she shall put to good use.*Remembers Sensitive Pornograph* O_O Don't ask.(This thread is more than hijacked, it's been reduced to ash)

[Soluzar]

I swear, I'm not paying Biscuit to plug my stuff. Honest. He has a mind of his own. You can trust me on this, guys. I like this kind of thing, and I think that more people should be open to it, instead of just saying, "Ewww.... Naked Evas having lesbian sex! Scary!"

I mean,if it were two human women, you guys'd be queueing round the block to read about it, more than likely. I'm not saying that you should get all hot'n'bothered about the idea of naked Evas, but explain to me what exactly makes it so bad? They aren't that grossly different from human females. No breasts, and a core, is about the sum of the major differences.

And, nope, Kaworu doesn't have a core, at least anything externally visible. So no "nuking off" for him. Too bad.

That's a great term you've invented! Very descriptive. I love it, that's a great phrase. It just sounds crude, and physical and expressive in the same way as human terminology for our equvalent practice... I think you're being very cruel by not finding a way to give him a core, though. Just put yourself in his place... Sure, he can live without an external core, but I wouldn't expect he'd choose it that way. Have a heart, Reichu. Give the poor lad a core. It's not like he ever got it on with his beloved Shinji...

The way I understand it, in Eden, the various people (Shito, Eva, others...) don't have to look the same way they did on Earth...? Or have I got that completely wrong?

[Magami No ER]

You can trust me on this, guys. I like this kind of thing, and I think that more people should be open to it, instead of just saying, "Ewww.... Naked Evas having lesbian sex! Scary!"

I mean,if it were two human women, you guys'd be queueing round the block to read about it, more than likely. I'm not saying that you should get all hot'n'bothered about the idea of naked Evas, but explain to me what exactly makes it so bad? They aren't that grossly different from human females. No breasts, and a core, is about the sum of the major differences.



That's a great term you've invented! Very descriptive. I love it, that's a great phrase. It just sounds crude, and physical and expressive in the same way as human terminology for our equvalent practice... I think you're being very cruel by not finding a way to give him a core, though. Just put yourself in his place... Sure, he can live without an external core, but I wouldn't expect he'd choose it that way. Have a heart, Reichu. Give the poor lad a core. It's not like he ever got it on with his beloved Shinji...

The way I understand it, in Eden, the various people (Shito, Eva, others...) don't have to look the same way they did on Earth...? Or have I got that completely wrong?
What's even sadder is that he dosen't even have a human equivilent to male...parts if Shinji does, why not Kaworu? (If yer gonna include a giant naked bishie in a prodomentily female fanserive show/movie, you'd best do it right. *dances on the ashes of this thread* We really need a random stuff-Eva thread. Edit-still can't spell, I aplogize.

[Ironfoot]

Finally, a larger version of this pic. Many thanks. ^_^

[Reichu]

You can trust me on this, guys. I like this kind of thing, and I think that more people should be open to it, instead of just saying, "Ewww.... Naked Evas having lesbian sex! Scary!"

I think Barb/Naoko and the harpies (with each other :barf: ) are the only lesbian going-ons in the whole thing. Not counting some, ahem, "close calls". Then, I guess it only takes two naked Evas snuggling together to make some people squirm.

They aren't that grossly different from human females. No breasts, and a core, is about the sum of the major differences.

I think the faces might put some guys off, too. :P

I love it, that's a great phrase. It just sounds crude, and physical and expressive in the same way as human terminology for our equvalent practice...

Heh heh, that was the idea. I think I made it up back in the silliness of "Holy Shito!", when Sachiel was notorious for "nuking off" with thoughts of Yui dancing in his mind. Wonder what other colorful metaphors could be made for the act? Polishing the marble? Shining the pearl? Playing ball?

It's not like he ever got it on with his beloved Shinji...

Well, that has been more than vindicated by the piles and piles of Kaworu/Shinji doujin out there! "...we will be immortalized in yaoi for this one night."

The way I understand it, in Eden, the various people (Shito, Eva, others...) don't have to look the same way they did on Earth...? Or have I got that completely wrong?

Hmm, what brings this up? The only difference is that the 'scale issue' is resolved; there are no totally wild differences in size as there were on Earth. An Angel might get twice as big as an Eva, but that's it.

And Magami, I believe the reason for Kaworu's androgyny in Eoe is much the same reason why Rei herself lacks pubic definition. I.e., "we can't show that."

[Soluzar]

What's even sadder is that he dosen't even have a human equivilent to male...parts if Shinji does, why not Kaworu? (If yer gonna include a giant naked bishie in a prodomentily female fanserive show/movie, you'd best do it right. *dances on the ashes of this thread* We really need a random stuff-Eva thread. Edit-still can't spell, I aplogize.

All too true. There is a predjudice, an inequality still about such things. The Anime industry is all too happy to show bare breasts, and even other, naughtier bits, as long as they are on female characters, but you pitch them a concept which involves fanservice for the viewer who is oriented towards males, and it would seem, from the output of the larger distributors at least, that there is significant resistance to the concept.

I've no real desire to see that sort of thing myself, but I would defend unto my death your right to see it. To loosely paraphrase some guy or other. Voltaire, I think, but there are doubts over that claim. Er... that's not relevant is it. I think I should sleep now, I'm really just thinking straight onto the page, here. :D

[Magami No ER]

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I've no real desire to see that sort of thing myself, but I would defend unto my death your right to see it. To loosely paraphrase some guy or other. Voltaire, I think, but there are doubts over that claim. Er... that's not relevant is it. I think I should sleep now, I'm really just thinking straight onto the page, here. :D
You're so nice...I won't accuse you. :P Even just the chest can be good enough for most girls.(Saiyuki pic....Sanzou)

[Soluzar]

You're so nice...I won't accuse you. :P
Aww.... Thanks. That's just not something I hear every day. Usuually when people use that sort of sentance in reference to The Biscuity One, they replace the word, 'nice' with either 'weird', or if they are really kind, 'strange but nice.

You've just been added to a list of 4 ladies in the whole world who think I'm 'nice', and that includes my mom! :redface:

Err... justaminute.... what were you going to accuse me of if I wasn't nice? Of liking guys or something. If it was that, I'm sure I don't mind. My perspective is that even the 'straightest' person is no more than 65-75% oriented towards the opposite sex, and that still leaves a whole 25% or more of themself which is aroused by their own gender, but would rather not admit it. I tend to think that the closer you are to the 50/50 mark, the better adjusted you are. Not in the sense of actually doing anything about it, just in admitting to yourself that there are more things in this world that can be sexy and beautiful than (choose-your-stereotype here) the average busty blonde bimbo, or tanned, buffed macho muscle-brain guy.

In the same way, I think that the sort of people who look for these sorts of characteristics, or other obvious and stereotypical characteristics are actually compensating for the fact that they aren't really sure in themselves of what they want - they rely on society to tell them what is sexy.

Now, me, I can look at someone who is not 'conventionally' sexy or attractive, by the standards of the society in which I live, and see their real beauty, because I'm secure enough to know what I want. Beauty from the inside first and foremost, and a physical aspect which is loveable and cute rather than being some kind of playboy centerfold. I mean, did you look at the sort of girls the media wants me to chase? They frankly don't interest me at all. I want a human being with flaws to complement the flaws that exist in me.

Errr, :redface: I think I got carried away with that topic. Ignore me.

Even just the chest can be good enough for most girls.(Saiyuki pic....Sanzou)

Uhuh. Girls are often said to be less 'visually aroused' than guys, and I've heard enough from various acquaintances of mine to believe it.

:looks down at own unimpresive physique:

Heh. I'd guess that it kinda depends on who's chest we're discussing. I'm not going to be counting on mine to get anyone hot under the collar any time soon. Not unless I start doing more push-ups. <_<

Well, at least I have some reason to believe that I might have a 'nice' personality. ^_^



The way I understand it, in Eden, the various people (Shito, Eva, others...) don't have to look the same way they did on Earth...? Or have I got that completely wrong?Hmm, what brings this up? The only difference is that the 'scale issue' is resolved; there are no totally wild differences in size as there were on Earth. An Angel might get twice as big as an Eva, but that's it.

Ahh. I am wrong then. I thought that the various eden inhabitants weren't bound to their earthly shape. I had assumed that Kaworu/Tabris might look very different in Eden. Ie, with a core, for copious 'nuking off', and fanservice for Magami! :-P

[Magami No ER]

Aww.... Thanks. That's just not something I hear every day. Usuually when people use that sort of sentance in reference to The Biscuity One, they replace the word, 'nice' with either 'weird', or if they are really kind, 'strange but nice.

You've just been added to a list of 4 ladies in the whole world who think I'm 'nice', and that includes my mom! :redface:

Err... justaminute.... what were you going to accuse me of if I wasn't nice? Of liking guys or something. If it was that, I'm sure I don't mind. My perspective is that even the 'straightest' person is no more than 65-75% oriented towards the opposite sex, and that still leaves a whole 25% or more of themself which is aroused by their own gender, but would rather not admit it. I tend to think that the closer you are to the 50/50 mark, the better adjusted you are. Not in the sense of actually doing anything about it, just in admitting to yourself that there are more things in this world that can be sexy and beautiful than (choose-your-stereotype here) the average busty blonde bimbo, or tanned, buffed macho muscle-brain guy.

In the same way, I think that the sort of people who look for these sorts of characteristics, or other obvious and stereotypical characteristics are actually compensating for the fact that they aren't really sure in themselves of what they want - they rely on society to tell them what is sexy.

Now, me, I can look at someone who is not 'conventionally' sexy or attractive, by the standards of the society in which I live, and see their real beauty, because I'm secure enough to know what I want. Beauty from the inside first and foremost, and a physical aspect which is loveable and cute rather than being some kind of playboy centerfold. I mean, did you look at the sort of girls the media wants me to chase? They frankly don't interest me at all. I want a human being with flaws to complement the flaws that exist in me.
Uhuh. Girls are often said to be less 'visually aroused' than guys, and I've heard enough from various acquaintances of mine to believe it.

I was kinda kidding, I wholeheartenly agree with your views. And as for the chest thing, I was sorta talking about anime fans whole enjoy looking at anime boys. I know for the most part, what's on the inside is what counts-sorry, just being blatently honest with myself.:P (I was refering before to Sanzou, the blonde with the ciggarette in his mouth, in the Saiyuki pic I put up. ;)) And as for Kaworu "nuking off", I sketched a wittle pic of Kaworu, uh, trying to do that in a harpy costume(sorry Treize X ^^), useing a small SoL. There is also a little Asuka in the background in a Eva 02....Ni costume, all torn up. :( But, at least I kept her alive, so as I could have her give the harpy Kaworu a certain "unkind finger gesture", with the arm that isn't in two. I love the idea's that inspire me so.^^Hopefully, when I get a new scanner, though who wish to see them will. For now...can't happen.

[Soluzar]

I was kinda kidding, I wholeheartly agree with your views. And as for the chest thing, I was sorta talking about anime fans whole enjoy looking at anime boys.

OK. It's cool, certainly no offence was taken. Put an idea in my head and I'll prattle on for hours, that's all. I only need the most flimsy excuse for a long rant. ;)

[Magami No ER]

No, no, I do enjoy long rants (and that word...prattle :P) So, anyone remember what this thread was about? Oh yes..that cool Hikari picture. Are there anymore pictures of her in a plugsuit lying around? (possibly that differently colored one?)

[Magami No ER]

I bet Kaworu killed it.

And speaking of old man Keel... I wonder if there should be anything in Adam's flashbacks about unpleasant (or pleasant, depending on whom you ask o_O ) going-ons between Kaworu and his Master. I would be really, really scared if there was a Kaworu/Keel version of that sick Gendo/Rei 1 H-doujin in "Paradise Lost 2". "Oh, Tabris, it's time for your Bratwurst..."
After seeing some sort of Rei H-doujin, not but an hour ago, I have a feeling that this must be even more disturbing for Adam than I thought.(those doujinshi were disturbing, in a disgusting way....I was misinformed before looking at them!) :|

[Reichu]

All too true. There is a predjudice, an inequality still about such things. The Anime industry is all too happy to show bare breasts, and even other, naughtier bits, as long as they are on female characters, but you pitch them a concept which involves fanservice for the viewer who is oriented towards males, and it would seem, from the output of the larger distributors at least, that there is significant resistance to the concept.

Male characters are rarely the victims of fan service, but it can happen... There is just little financial incentive to do so, except for anime that are targeted specifically at females. And, overall, there seems to be greater demand for beautiful, even androgynous, men, as opposed to a treatment that emphasizes "masculine" qualities. (Though I suppose there is plenty of room for both.)

Even just the chest can be good enough for most girls.(Saiyuki pic....Sanzou)

No bulging packages for you?

Aww.... Thanks. That's just not something I hear every day. Usuually when people use that sort of sentance in reference to The Biscuity One, they replace the word, 'nice' with either 'weird', or if they are really kind, 'strange but nice.

Hmm, that about sums it up for my reputation, as well.

My perspective is that even the 'straightest' person is no more than 65-75% oriented towards the opposite sex, and that still leaves a whole 25% or more of themself which is aroused by their own gender, but would rather not admit it.

Heh heh, reminds me of this (http://www.uno.edu/~asoble/pages/masturb.htm) intriguing essay:

Masturbation mocks, even "deconstructs," the categories and concepts of both our everyday (ordinary) and technical (scientific) sexual discourses. Masturbation, like sex that can occur in a good marriage or with an admired and intimate lover, is sex with someone I care about and to whose satisfaction and welfare I am devoted. Masturbation is incestuous, since it happens with someone to whom I am blood-related, someone within my own family. If I am married, my masturbating is adulterous, since it is sex with someone who is not my spouse, to whom I am not married. Masturbation is homosexual: a man sexually pleases a man or a woman sexually pleases a woman.

This amused me quite a bit, since I'd been throwing around a similar argument, for kicks if nothing else.

In the same way, I think that the sort of people who look for these sorts of characteristics, or other obvious and stereotypical characteristics are actually compensating for the fact that they aren't really sure in themselves of what they want - they rely on society to tell them what is sexy.

Or maybe they are "beautiful people" themselves and won't settle for anything "less".

One thing I've noticed -- 'society' seems to be much more flexible about what can be considered sexy in men than in women. I.e., men are permitted to show a much greater degree of variation and 'imperfection', whereas women are held to stringent requirements. Sigh, I hate the double standard.

Errr, I think I got carried away with that topic. Ignore me.

So, who was the intended audience for most of that? :naughty:

Uhuh. Girls are often said to be less 'visually aroused' than guys, and I've heard enough from various acquaintances of mine to believe it.

You should see my sketchbooks... :cough: Then, they don't really seem to confirm much aside from the fact that I am a weirdo pervert, but, as I always say, "Tis better to draw weird and perverted things than actually do them."

Ahh. I am wrong then. I thought that the various eden inhabitants weren't bound to their earthly shape.

Well, there are a couple of times an explained phenomenon turns everybody into members of Homo sapiens (and all completely naked for the entire duration). Aside from that, I'm not sure where you might have gotten that impression.

I had assumed that Kaworu/Tabris might look very different in Eden. Ie, with a core, for copious 'nuking off', and fanservice for Magami! :-P

Well, he is Adam once again, so pearl-polishing would not be beyond her ability. :P On a pointless aside, Adam never actually appears in Eden; we meet her (and Lilith) somewhere else.

And as for Kaworu "nuking off", I sketched a wittle pic of Kaworu, uh, trying to do that in a harpy costume(sorry Treize X ^^), useing a small SoL.

"Nuking off" is just stimulating the surface of the core, and somewhat less lethal than what the harpies do. As for that, I'm not sure what an appropriate slang would be... Kernfick, maybe?

BTW, that pic sounds cute. Make sure we get to see it sometime. :D

After seeing some sort of Rei H-doujin, not but an hour ago, I have a feeling that this must be even disturbing for Adam than I thought.(those doujinshi were disturbing, in a disgusting way....I was misinformed before looking at them!)

Were they Kaworu/Rei, by any chance? If so, how could they be any more disturbing than a Kaworu/Keel "Bratwurst Incident"?

[Magami No ER]

No bulging packages for you?
Now, I never said that, but I'm saying a chest will suffice. O_O I'm thinking TMI, I aplogize. -_-;

You should see my sketchbooks... :cough: Then, they don't really seem to confirm much aside from the fact that I am a weirdo pervert, but, as I always say, "Tis better to draw weird and perverted things than actually do them."
It's absolutely errie how similar we are, errie to the point where I'm speechless. I need more art friends.

"Nuking off" is just stimulating the surface of the core, and somewhat less lethal than what the harpies do. As for that, I'm not sure what an appropriate slang would be... Kernfick, maybe?
I did say the SoL was small. I feel ashamed, I drew it during religion class, of all places.:unsure: At least I didn't miss anything, it was all stuff I learned in 3rd grade.

BTW, that pic sounds cute. Make sure we get to see it sometime. :D

Thank you! You don't realize how much I love getting commented on (No one comments on my thread any more. :() Take a look at it if you wish sometime, though I only have a few Eva-related works in there. Anything in the future will be put on murdered threads such as this--though I did try to keep it going with an on-topic question.^^ Hikari had a red and white plugsuit in something else?

Were they Kaworu/Rei, by any chance? If so, how could they be any more disturbing than a Kaworu/Keel "Bratwurst Incident"?
Hell no, it was some guy in a skirt(Gendo?), another dude, and Rei's breast were double the size and her waist was half the size. :x It was horrible.(I did draw something related to the "Bratwurst" thingy, but that's only because I was over tired and on a sugar high, my version of intoxication, if you couldn't tell from my numerous spelling errors last night.) It will never leave my room for that reason.

[Soluzar]

Male characters are rarely the victims of fan service, but it can happen... There is just little financial incentive to do so, except for anime that are targeted specifically at females. And, overall, there seems to be greater demand for beautiful, even androgynous, men, as opposed to a treatment that emphasizes "masculine" qualities. (Though I suppose there is plenty of room for both.)
Does this dissapoint you? I was under the impression that a lot of women love the androgynous look on a man. Perhaps you were merely observing, rather than complaining.
Hmm, that about sums it up for my reputation, as well.
I figured as much. Well, you can put a verdict of "Nice, and definitely no weirder than me!" down on this list from The Biscuit.

Heh heh, reminds me of this (http://www.uno.edu/~asoble/pages/masturb.htm) intriguing essay: Egads! I can appreciate the points that are being made, but in order for most of the issues that are mentioned to actually trouble your psyche, you'd have to be more twisted than a corkscrew. The homosexual aspect of masturbation is not one which most people think about, but that is one that I can see the truth of. The other statement that rings true is of course simply an academic redux of Woody Allen's famous statement...

Masturbation is sex with someone I love and respect.
This amused me quite a bit, since I'd been throwing around a similar argument, for kicks if nothing else.
Although most of the things I've said about love, respect and sex in this thread are my own long-term deeply-held beliefs, I will admit to having stolen some of those thoughts from The Raptorian Sector. Not so much that I'm echoing your views, more that having read them, they expressed my own more clearly than I had ever been able.



Or maybe they are "beautiful people" themselves and won't settle for anything "less". Remind me to tell you some time about a few of the most 'beautiful' (in the standard way) girls I know. They're mostly airheads, or Asuka-types, and as such, intrinsically ugly to me. Beauty is from the inside, and someone's face and body can only ever be the (very pleasant) icing, on an already delicious cake of personality. No matter how much icing you put onto a cake that is made of something nasty, like roading tar, I won't be taking a slice. The sad part is that so many men seem to be queueing up to do so.

One thing I've noticed -- 'society' seems to be much more flexible about what can be considered sexy in men than in women. I.e., men are permitted to show a much greater degree of variation and 'imperfection', whereas women are held to stringent requirements. Sigh, I hate the double standard. Meh. Not all men have that standard in their minds. There's something beautiful about any woman with a good personality. I'll take the good personality over the good face/body any day of the week. It's the only one of the 3 that I can be confident will be the same in 60 years time. There's a certain schadenfreude to be had from the knowledge that those who have little going for them other than their looks will eventually lose even that. Imagine Asuka as an old woman. No more teasing Shinji with that body! :devil:
So, how was the intended audience for most of that? :naughty:
Did you mean 'who'? Either way.... :shifty:

Whatever could you mean? -_-;

You should see my sketchbooks... :cough: Then, they don't really seem to confirm much aside from the fact that I am a weirdo pervert, but, as I always say, "Tis better to draw weird and perverted things than actually do them."
Do you have empirical evidence for that assertion? ~_^

Well, there are a couple of times an explained phenomenon turns everybody into members of Homo sapiens (and all completely naked for the entire duration). Aside from that, I'm not sure where you might have gotten that impression.

Probably I got you mixed up with another fanfic or crazy story of some variety. I've been reading a few, in preparation for starting my own insane project. Mind you, I wouldn't hold your breath, unless you want your skin color to match your eyes. ^_^

The angels being able to take on other shapes is something I'm sure I've seen in some fanfic story or other, and I guess it just got mixed in in my brain, because of that business about the Shifts that you mentioned.


Hell no, it was some guy in a skirt(Gendo?), another dude, and Rei's breast were double the size and her waist was half the size. It was horrible.(I did draw something related to the "Bratwurst" thingy, but that's only because I was over tired and on a sugar high, my version of intoxication, if you couldn't tell from my numerous spelling errors last night.) It will never leave my room for that reason.

The artists behind h-doujin are strange people. Rei's figure is already disproportionate for a 14 year old, or at least I think it is. I don't, you understand, make a habit out of studying them, of course.

[Reichu]

Does this dissapoint you? I was under the impression that a lot of women love the androgynous look on a man. Perhaps you were merely observing, rather than complaining.

Observing. I was never too swept up by the bishounen phenomenon, but that probably is just an extention of my ambivalence towards physical appearance in general. I am as a general rule attracted by personality traits, not physical ones. The bishounen characters I do like, I like because of their character and not their appearance. Androgyny is an interesting concept for me, but not when it becomes a stereotype (a la the pretty boys of anime).

I figured as much. Well, you can put a verdict of "Nice, and definitely no weirder than me!" down on this list from The Biscuit.

The homosexual aspect of masturbation is not one which most people think about

Most folks seem allergic to contemplating that aspect of themselves. "WTF is wrong with you I AM NOT GAY! Your teh ***0rt!"

Although most of the things I've said about love, respect and sex in this thread are my own long-term deeply-held beliefs, I will admit to having stolen some of those thoughts from The Raptorian Sector. Not so much that I'm echoing your views, more that having read them, they expressed my own more clearly than I had ever been able.

GAH, the plugging continues! :P Have I mentioned that I need to update that thing?

Remind me to tell you some time about a few of the most 'beautiful' (in the standard way) girls I know. They're mostly airheads, or Asuka-types, and as such, intrinsically ugly to me. Beauty is from the inside, and someone's face and body can only ever be the (very pleasant) icing, on an already delicious cake of personality. No matter how much icing you put onto a cake that is made of something nasty, like roading tar, I won't be taking a slice. The sad part is that so many men seem to be queueing up to do so.

I guess a lot of guys like roading tar.

But well put.

There's something beautiful about any woman with a good personality.

Even if she looks like Jabba the Hutt? :shifty:

Do you have empirical evidence for that assertion? ~_^

Well, I suppose not... If nothing else, drawing twisted things is an effective form of therapy that keeps my brain from getting any more twisted and deprived than it already is.

The artists behind h-doujin are strange people.

Hmm, I suppose I'm obliged to make one, then.

[HeWhoPostsStuff]

I guess a lot of guys like roading tar.
But of course! Roading tar is a MAN'S snack: puts hair on yer chest! This reminds me of a Spongebob quote (then again, so does nearly everything, heh):

"Okay, how tough are ya?"
"I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast!"
"Pfft. Yeah, so?"
"Without any milk!"

Even if she looks like Jabba the Hutt? :shifty:
Y'know, this is something females (in my experience anyways) love to do: they go on and on about how guys are utterly unable to live up to their hopes and expectations of them (i.e. being able to appreciate a gal for her inner self instead of her appearance, among other things), and then when they find one who appears to do those things (or says he does), immediately determine that he must be lying and/or faking it, and take great pleasure in "exposing his true nature," or trying their hardest to do so, at any rate. Few women I've met seem willing to abandon the view of males that declares "they're utterly hopeless without women there to 'fix' them"...

Not trying to put you on the spot or anything Reichu, but methinks I really have yet to hear a gal say "He's a good guy" and actually mean it, heh.

[Soluzar]

I guess a lot of guys like roading tar.

But well put.
:tips imaginary hat: Why thank you, kind Reichu.
Even if she looks like Jabba the Hutt? :shifty:
Well, it's always nice if the woman in question looks as good on the outside as you know she is on the inside, but it has been noted that I have a somewhat wide 'strike zone' in any case. Even when it boils down to pure physical attractiveness, I'm not looking for a supermodel, just someone with nice eyes and a nice smile. By my own personal judgement, there are a lot of women out there who are a lot more attractive than they think they are. So many women underestimate their own beauty. It's quite sad really. Especially when there are an equally large group who OVERestimate their own beauty. I'm sure we all knew that type in school.
Well, I suppose not... If nothing else, drawing twisted things is an effective form of therapy that keeps my brain from getting any more twisted and deprived than it already is.
:is curious to see what would happen if she stopped:
Hmm, I suppose I'm obliged to make one, then.Frankly? I can't wait... :w00t:

[Soluzar]

Y'know, this is something females (in my experience anyways) love to do: they go on and on about how guys are utterly unable to live up to their hopes and expectations of them (i.e. being able to appreciate a gal for her inner self instead of her appearance, among other things), and then when they find one who appears to do those things (or says he does), immediately determine that he must be lying and/or faking it, and take great pleasure in "exposing his true nature," or trying their hardest to do so, at any rate. Few women I've met seem willing to abandon the view of males that declares "they're utterly hopeless without women there to 'fix' them"...

Not trying to put you on the spot or anything Reichu, but methinks I really have yet to hear a gal say "He's a good guy" and actually mean it, heh.

I totally agree with the sentiment, StuffThing, in the case of the vast majority of the female population, but then again, it'd probably be a huge mistake to assume that one can consider Reichu and the larger female population to be an homogenous group, in as far as their attitudes on such things. The point I'm making is that in as much as you are essentially correct, I'll lay fairly good odds that Reichu was only jesting with me. I don't think she doubts my own views on this matter. It's not like this is the first time I've expressed them on the forums.

All that said, it's depressing how often it is true that this attitude can be found in women that you meet. On the other hand, the sort of attitude that Reichu discusses is fairly common in guys.

Yeah, personality is important, and stuff. I gotta love a girl for who she is on the inside... as long as she's got a huge rack and her @$$ is perfect!

...So it's hardly surprising. It is, in some ways, a self-perpetuating cycle. Men live up to the worst expectations of women partly because they are aware of those expectations, which make it difficult to be a genuinely nice guy. The lack of genuine nice guys reinforces the believe that all men are bar-stewards, and so on, ad infinitum, ad nauseam, ad absurdium

May the Deity of your choice bless America and the rest of Western culture, y'know?

[HeWhoPostsStuff]

I'll lay fairly good odds that Reichu was only jesting with me.
At least half-jesting, anyways. ;) But yeah, I don't want to make it sound like I'm saying "all women are exactly the same" or anything like that, but this attitude seems to be a particularly prevalent (and rather irritating, from a "guy perspective") one, in my experience at least...guess I've probably been waiting awhile to say that, come to think of it, heh.

I also must agree sans hesitation with what you say about there being much room for improvement on the male side of things...methinks that "we" are just as bad when it comes to surrendering to the "crude, beer-drinking, sex-obsessed, etc." stereotype as "they" often are to the "ditzy, spendthrift, scantily-clad, etc." stereotype...perhaps Reichu's onto something with the whole "androgeny" deal, I'm always up for less complication in general...I'm sure grayish genderless blobs tend to have a few less things to worry about on a regular basis (as opposed to, say, "Should I use red or pink pseudopod polish with this outift?").

[Soluzar]

At least half-jesting, anyways. ;) But yeah, I don't want to make it sound like I'm saying "all women are exactly the same" or anything like that, but this attitude seems to be a particularly prevalent (and rather irritating, from a "guy perspective") one, in my experience at least...guess I've probably been waiting awhile to say that, come to think of it, heh. I guess the best way to counteract that view, then, would be to live your life as a perfect example of a man who is not 'that way' -- I know I try my best to be a walking, breathing example of a man who's not all about superficial qualities. Hopefully I do pretty well, but you'd have to ask the others about that, since I can't rightly say how others see me. In as far as it goes, I'm confident that 'chu has a fairly decent opinion of me. It's not like I ever miss an opportunity to speak out on this topic, right?

I also must agree sans hesitation with what you say about there being much room for improvement on the male side of things...methinks that "we" are just as bad when it comes to surrendering to the "crude, beer-drinking, sex-obsessed, etc." stereotype as "they" often are to the "ditzy, spendthrift, scantily-clad, etc." stereotype...perhaps Reichu's onto something with the whole "androgeny" deal, I'm always up for less complication in general...I'm sure grayish genderless blobs tend to have a few less things to worry about on a regular basis (as opposed to, say, "Should I use red or pink pseudopod polish with this outift?").

I don't think anybody's arguing for genderless blobs, but take a look at Eddie Izzard. The guy wears high heels, makeup, and sequins on stage, and does he seem any the less masculine to you? Not to me. More, if anything, since he's demonstrably comfortable with his gender identity to the degree that he can wear what the heck he wants. Including red polish on the tips of his pseudopodia! :P

Well, his fingers really. But that doesn't make nearly as good of a final line. Oh well. :)

[Magami No ER]

My friend is letting me borrow her scanner, so I should have the pic by tonight.^_^

[Soluzar]

My friend is letting me borrow her scanner, so I should have the pic by tonight.^_^

Oh no, not the bratwurst one?!?!? :ph34r:

:p

[Magami No ER]

Didn't I say that one would never be seen by anyone!? Never! O_O Actually, now she's just gonna scan it herself and send me it, but it has to be tomorrow. Sorry. -_-; (It's the Kaworu in a harpy costume pic, engaging in a...harpyish form of nuking off.^^; Asuka's in it too.)

[Reichu]

Y'know, this is something females (in my experience anyways) love to do: <snip>

Well, considering some of the ways in which men have treated and regarded women in the past (and continuing in some parts of the world today), don't we have right to be suspicious? "How you can trust him? He's a member of a gender that has kept women down for millennia! All men are our enemies!! Always have been, always will be!! There ARE no 'nice guys'!"

Few women I've met seem willing to abandon the view of males that declares "they're utterly hopeless without women there to 'fix' them"...

:rolleyes: Personally, I find that most of the declarations battered back and forth between the sexes end up being shallow stereotypes upon closer inspection. I suspect that a lot of these modern myths only gain "substance" because some people believe in them to the point that they -make- them 'true'. But, like Incisivis once said (paraphrased), "Men are not from Mars, women are not from Venus, they're both from Earth."

they go on and on about how guys are utterly unable to live up to their hopes and expectations of them (i.e. being able to appreciate a gal for her inner self instead of her appearance, among other things), and then when they find one who appears to do those things (or says he does), immediately determine that he must be lying and/or faking it, and take great pleasure in "exposing his true nature," or trying their hardest to do so, at any rate.

Vindication for millennia of oppression! :P

Not trying to put you on the spot or anything Reichu, but methinks I really have yet to hear a gal say "He's a good guy" and actually mean it, heh.

I think whenever I tried telling you that YOU were a 'good guy', YOU would come up with reasons for why it wasn't true. (Or maybe I'm thinking of something else.)

By my own personal judgement, there are a lot of women out there who are a lot more attractive than they think they are.

Well, how is one supposed to know how "attractive" she is? Are you attractive if your mother tells you how beautiful you are? If a couple of guys say so? If you sleep with the entire school football team? If you are a super-model? If you're a celebrity who gets into People's Top Twenty Most Beautiful People?

:is curious to see what would happen if she stopped:

Replace Shinji with Reichu (http://www.evacommentary.org/images_fanart/shinji%27s-great-rampage_001e.jpg).

Frankly? I can't wait...

Well, if Eva-on-Eva/Angel fun is your bag, baby...

I totally agree with the sentiment, StuffThing, in the case of the vast majority of the female population, but then again, it'd probably be a huge mistake to assume that one can consider Reichu and the larger female population to be an homogenous group, in as far as their attitudes on such things.

Their attitudes on just about EVERYTHING, actually. :P I am the anti-female. So female, and yet not.

I'll lay fairly good odds that Reichu was only jesting with me.

Bingo.

I don't think she doubts my own views on this matter. It's not like this is the first time I've expressed them on the forums.

Or elsewhere, for that matter...

At least half-jesting, anyways.

"At least"? "At LEAST"!?! Stuffman, do not underestimate the jesting power of the Reichu!

perhaps Reichu's onto something with the whole "androgeny" deal, I'm always up for less complication in general...I'm sure grayish genderless blobs tend to have a few less things to worry about on a regular basis (as opposed to, say, "Should I use red or pink pseudopod polish with this outift?").

Short of being greyish blobs, we can all strive for psychological androgyny -- the next evolution of humankind!

In as far as it goes, I'm confident that 'chu has a fairly decent opinion of me.

Whenever you're not being paranoid, anyway. ;)

I don't think anybody's arguing for genderless blobs, but take a look at Eddie Izzard. The guy wears high heels, makeup, and sequins on stage, and does he seem any the less masculine to you? Not to me.

Well, remember, he isn't just a transvestite -- he's an executive transvestite!

[Reichu]

Speaking of frightening Eva fanart, here are a couple by a Luana Spinetti:

http://evamonkey.com/reichu/fanart/asuka_bacia_02_pink_soft.jpg
http://evamonkey.com/reichu/fanart/rei_03_blush.jpg

And the second one, of course, inexplicably had this result (http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/Antidrug/1105277597554.jpg)... ;)

I can't say these pics outright DISTURB me, but they are decidedly "wrong" in a most un-Reichu manner. Now, if the Evas were naked...

[HeWhoPostsStuff]

Heh heh, I was wondering how long it'd take you to find this and mete out retribution...I can hear your ever-present cattle prod charging as I type. :naughty: I didn't mean any of what I posted above to sound misogynistic or anything like that, I guess that particular attitude (or, as in your case, a non-serious reference to it) is just one of my "buttons," I apologize if I said anything more outlandishly stupid than usual. As far as my Female-Oppressing Ancestry goes, guess I'm (along with every other dude) more or less stuck with that, like it or not...though it seems to me to have about as much relevance as someone from, say, Iceland, taking me to task because some Norwegian ancestor of mine ransacked his ancestor's village way back when. It's a bit more extreme than what you mention, but methinks you know what I mean.

I think whenever I tried telling you that YOU were a 'good guy', YOU would come up with reasons for why it wasn't true. (Or maybe I'm thinking of something else.)
Good ARTIST, yes...and that one I'm not budging an inch on. :P Come to think of it, couldn't one define this as you trying to "fix" me, though more or less in the completely opposite direction that a stereotypical female might do? ;)

"At least"? "At LEAST"!?! Stuffman, do not underestimate the jesting power of the Reichu!
"The" Reichu? Well, I suppose that you definitely are The One and Only...though I think a slightly more condensed title would sound better...maybe "The Chu." Sorta like The Fonz. :elvis:

Short of being greyish blobs, we can all strive for psychological androgyny -- the next evolution of humankind!
Hey, when I said I was pro-blob, I meant it. Seriously, think of how much simpler things would be if the physical was really not even an issue for anyone...in my case, as long as I could mold an appendage around a controller, I'd be all set. :thumbsup:

[Soluzar]

Well, considering some of the ways in which men have treated and regarded women in the past (and continuing in some parts of the world today), don't we have right to be suspicious? "How you can trust him? He's a member of a gender that has kept women down for millennia! All men are our enemies!! Always have been, always will be!! There ARE no 'nice guys'!"

"Do you believe in nice guys? If you do, clap your hands!"


I think whenever I tried telling you that YOU were a 'good guy', YOU would come up with reasons for why it wasn't true. (Or maybe I'm thinking of something else.) Gee, I wonder who that reminds me of... Oh, yeah, everyone I ever met! Very few people are comfortable with taking compliments.
Well, how is one supposed to know how "attractive" she is? Are you attractive if your mother tells you how beautiful you are? If a couple of guys say so? If you sleep with the entire school football team? If you are a super-model? If you're a celebrity who gets into People's Top Twenty Most Beautiful People?Point taken. I just find it odd that so many women who are perfectly nice looking have such low self-esteem, and raging anxiety about their looks.

Replace Shinji with Reichu (http://evamonkey.com/reichu/misc/shinji's-great-rampage_001e.jpg). I hope that doesn't happen every time you run out of sketchbooks, or the poor folk in your local art-supplies store will be somewhat surprised. :p

Well, if Eva-on-Eva/Angel fun is your bag, baby...
Only Eva-on-Eva, please I don't mind two girls at it, but I draw the line at interspecies pr0n.

Their attitudes on just about EVERYTHING, actually. :P I am the anti-female. So female, and yet not.

Now that's hardly being fair on yourself. Read what I said, and think about it some more. You're not the anti-female, by any means. However, if we assign a name to society's traditional peception of a woman, oh, I don't know, let's call her 'Malibu Stacy', in honour of the Simpsons, then I think it might be fairer to say that you're the anti-Malibu Stacy. Calling yourself the anti-female is just throwing out all the good things associated with that label, along with the bad.
Short of being greyish blobs, we can all strive for psychological androgyny -- the next evolution of humankind! Personally, I'd go for that. It preserves all the fun aspects of the purely physical differences between the genders, and removes all of the unimportant differences.
Whenever you're not being paranoid, anyway. ;)
Hey, paranoia is what I do best, OK? Besides, do you have empirical evidence that they aren't really all out to get me? ;)

Well, remember, he isn't just a transvestite -- he's an executive transvestite! I love that bit, was that in D2K or circle? I'm sure it's in one or the other... He is the single funniest man on the planet for me....

I can't say these pics outright DISTURB me, but they are decidedly "wrong" in a most un-Reichu manner. Now, if the Evas were naked...

They don't disturb you? That first one I clicked sure did me! Asuka appears to be slippin' the tongue to her own mom! That's pretty strange stuff!

[Reichu]

Heh heh, I was wondering how long it'd take you to find this and mete out retribution...

Hey, come on. It's hard to do multi-message responses on the damned Macs in the computer labs. When I'm on my own computer, on the other hand...

I guess that particular attitude (or, as in your case, a non-serious reference to it) is just one of my "buttons,"

:wonders what the others are:

Good ARTIST, yes...and that one I'm not budging an inch on. :P Come to think of it, couldn't one define this as you trying to "fix" me, though more or less in the completely opposite direction that a stereotypical female might do? ;)

Not so much "fixing" as "giving a little push in the right direction"... ;)

I could have sworn I complemented your overall character on more than one occasion... Ah, well, for the record, you ARE a genuine nice guy, albeit a rather fuzzy one. :P :starts singing "Sensitive New-Age Guy":

Hey, when I said I was pro-blob, I meant it. Seriously, think of how much simpler things would be if the physical was really not even an issue for anyone...in my case, as long as I could mold an appendage around a controller, I'd be all set. :thumbsup:

It would make DDR somewhat more challenging...

Very few people are comfortable with taking compliments.

Whereas others cannot get enough of them... But I wonder what the psychological basis for this might be?

I just find it odd that so many women who are perfectly nice looking have such low self-esteem, and raging anxiety about their looks.

Well, considering the 'perfect' faces and bodies that proliferate the media -- and porno mags -- there is an awful lot of subliminal pressure on women, you know? For my part, I'm happy with the aspects I'm stuck with, although I certainly could do a lot to improve my Lilith-like physique. (The fact that my diet has degenerated quite a bit from living on-campus probably doesn't help matters... Argh.)

I hope that doesn't happen every time you run out of sketchbooks, or the poor folk in your local art-supplies store will be somewhat surprised. :p

When that happens, there are always random scraps of paper I can violate.

Only Eva-on-Eva, please I don't mind two girls at it, but I draw the line at interspecies pr0n.

How is Yui/Zeruel interspecies? :P

Calling yourself the anti-female is just throwing out all the good things associated with that label, along with the bad.

Aside from "T&A", what "good things" are associated with "female"? :shifty:

Personally, I'd go for that. It preserves all the fun aspects of the purely physical differences between the genders, and removes all of the unimportant differences.

Well, if given divine power over the universe, I would get rid of the more annoying physical differences...

Besides, do you have empirical evidence that they aren't really all out to get me?

You seem to be having a love affair with this "empirical evidence" business. ;)

I love that bit, was that in D2K or circle?

Dress to Kill, as I haven't seen this 'circle' you speak of.

They don't disturb you? That first one I clicked sure did me! Asuka appears to be slippin' the tongue to her own mom! That's pretty strange stuff!

Not "disturb" in the sense of "shake the foundations of my very being". They elicit more the Spock-eyebrow response, or a good ol' Dr. Evil "Riiiiggggght....."

[Soluzar]

How is Yui/Zeruel interspecies? :P
Actually, yeah, you're right, they really are derived from the same genetic stock - I was just going for the cheap gag as usual.
Aside from "T&A", what "good things" are associated with "female"? :shifty: I think you're looking at my comment in the wrong light. I just mean that it is possible to take the concept of 'female' and reclaim it, molding it into something you are proud to be. Discard the aspects that you find distastefull and hold onto your fundamental pride in being what you are. I don't quite know where you got the T&A part from... although unless one is viewing it from a negative, exploitative point of view, those aspects of a woman's physical being aren't negative at least, in my entirely irrelevant view.

I'm still proud to be a man, even though I'm not proud of some of the bottom-feeding lowlife that shares that title with me. I just try to redefine 'man' as something positive, by my own example.

Well, if given divine power over the universe, I would get rid of the more annoying physical differences...

:nods: I suspect I follow your meaning. I don't expect there are many women who would not make that change, if I've comprehended you properly.
On the other hand, don't go toofar, if you're ever given diving power over the universe. Sorry to dissapoint you, but I'm still stereotypical enough to enjoy at least some of the differences between the genders. Theoretically, at least, and only within the context of a loving relationship. :sigh:


You seem to be having a love affair with this "empirical evidence" business. ;)

Yeah, I noticed. My brain's caught in a bit of a loop. I need de-bugging, probably. Or maybe the latest service pack. Only problem is the engineer call-out charge is too much for me right now. So I'll just smack myself on the head, and hope that fixes the problem.

Dress to Kill, as I haven't seen this 'circle' you speak of.
It's good. As an extra feature, you can see him do a show entirely in French. Which he almost speaks... ;) Put this way, I'm joking, but his french is about as good as your Nihon-go. You fancy doing a stand-up comedy show entirely in Japanese to an entirely native audience? He's got guts, I'll give him that...

[Magami No ER]

Those Evas in that fanart look like freaks cosplaying. My pic with cosumes are adorable, at least IMO.(Though in this pic I'm showing tonight, they aren't chibis)

[Reichu]

Actually, yeah, you're right, they really are derived from the same genetic stock

Which would make a relationship sort of incestuous... "Incest! Bestiality! Incestuous bestiality!"

I think you're looking at my comment in the wrong light.

Either that, or I was just being stupid, or unnecessarily cynical... ;)

I just mean that it is possible to take the concept of 'female' and reclaim it, molding it into something you are proud to be. Discard the aspects that you find distastefull and hold onto your fundamental pride in being what you are.

Well, like Incisivis has said in the past, there is no real point in taking "pride" in what you are given, only in what you have earned. "Pride" seems the wrong word, as 'pride' is generally a negative thing (one of the seven deadly sin!); but I think I know what you're referring to. I generally embrace the fact that I am female (well... except for the parts I don't like... but not much I can do about those), but I also see it as a purely biological distinction. Any of the other 'positive' traits associated with "female" (like being sensitive, and nurturing, and empathic, and stuff) are hardly exclusive to one gender.

I don't quite know where you got the T&A part from... although unless one is viewing it from a negative, exploitative point of view

Yes, I was being cynical there.

:nods: I suspect I follow your meaning. I don't expect there are many women who would not make that change, if I've comprehended you properly.

I think you have. ;)

On the other hand, don't go toofar, if you're ever given diving power over the universe. Sorry to dissapoint you, but I'm still stereotypical enough to enjoy at least some of the differences between the genders. Theoretically, at least, and only within the context of a loving relationship. :sigh:

:snicker: Well, if nothing else, I would fix the "default level of physical strength" issue, since men and women ought to be equally capable of beating each other up. It would make world a much better place. :P

It's good. As an extra feature, you can see him do a show entirely in French.

Oh... In that case, I -have- seen it. There was a lot of shared material between the two shows, so he might have thrown the "executive transvestite" bit at the Frenchies, as well. (Rachel needs to get the 'Dress to Kill' DVD...)

Put this way, I'm joking, but his french is about as good as your Nihon-go. You fancy doing a stand-up comedy show entirely in Japanese to an entirely native audience? He's got guts, I'll give him that...

I would say his French is comparatively much, much better. I wouldn't even be able to carry on a conversation with a Japanese person for a minute.

Those Evas in that fanart look like freaks cosplaying.

Yeah... Seeing the armor pieces "emote" is definitely stomach-churning, to say the least. Reminds me of "Heavy Metal"-caliber illustrations of women getting it on with robots. :crybaby: So wrong!! "Earth women who experience sexual ecstasy with mechanical assistance always tend to feel guilty!"

My pic with cosumes are adorable, at least IMO.(Though in this pic I'm showing tonight, they aren't chibis)

Heh, reminds me of one cute fanart I have lying around... I'll post it later.

[HeWhoPostsStuff]

"Do you believe in nice guys? If you do, clap your hands!"
My good man, I'm afraid that I WILL have to steal that for a sig. :D

:wonders what the others are:
SUVs, partisan politics, Adam Sandler (I think you actually caught me in a Sandler-inspired rant once)...my weirdest one (though not quite as important to me as the others) would have to be people who never saw the "Got Milk?" commercial with the Trix rabbit in it. I once ranted for a good 20 minutes or so to 2 friends of mine about that...it's one of the great cultural touchstones of the 20th century, and so many have been deprived of it! Unforgivable!

Not so much "fixing" as "giving a little push in the right direction"... ;)
...actually, you can add "sneaky euphemisms" to the above list. :P ;)

I could have sworn I complemented your overall character on more than one occasion... Ah, well, for the record, you ARE a genuine nice guy, albeit a rather fuzzy one. :P :starts singing "Sensitive New-Age Guy":
Heh, well, thanks for the compliment. Though perhaps I should have held off on that until i hear this "New Age Guy" song you're talking about, heh...though, offhand, you'd probably get a kick out of a song I was planning on performing but never did, titled "Men Don't Clean Toilets." I also heard a feminist revision of "Blowin' in the Wind" sometime back, but I don't have a recording of it...

It would make DDR somewhat more challenging...
Hmm, perhaps...but then again, if I were a blob, the whole "exercise" motivation to play DDR would be irrelevent...if I just wanted to play it, say, to see Grover on Crack (or just to have an excuse to belt out my own throaty rendition of "I Like to Move It"), I could always just plotz down in the center of the pad, spread a pseudopod in all 4 directions, and smack them up and down as necessary...in my current shape I'll probably be able to do that with my gut pretty soon.

[Magami No ER]

Finally, my harpy Kaworu is here! (http://www.animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?p=4491591#post4491591post 4491591) . This calls for a "woot"! :w00t:

[Magami No ER]

What was that cute fanart, Reichu?
Edit: Nice to see you again Treize X. Do you like the harpy costume pic, or does it anger you in some way, much like me seeing Kaworu used as a pez despenser? -_-;

[Reichu]

Oh, cute fanart, durrrr... Kawaii, ne? (http://evamonkey.com/reichu/fanart/eva-girls.jpg)

Speaking of girls dressing as Evas, here's (http://evamonkey.com/reichu/fanart/misato,asuka_behind-the-scenes.jpg) one with Asuka...

And if you want freakish garage kits, Rei (http://evamonkey.com/reichu/misc/rei_eva01_6.jpg) is your girl. (WARNING: Exposed teat! OMG! So hardcore!) The Asuka (http://evamonkey.com/reichu/misc/asuka_eva02_2.jpg) one is slightly less weird, IMO.

[Mr. Tines]

Oh, cute fanart, durrrr... Kawaii, ne? (http://evamonkey.com/reichu/misc/eva-girls.jpg)

Kawaii, indeed. Even the harpy!

The Asuka (http://evamonkey.com/reichu/misc/asuka_eva02_2.jpg) one is slightly less weird, IMO.

In a slightly saner world, that would be the one-off result of some nutbar performing a head transplant between two of his excessive figure collection. Certainly, that is what it looks like!

[Soluzar]

Well, like Incisivis has said in the past, there is no real point in taking "pride" in what you are given, only in what you have earned. "Pride" seems the wrong word, as 'pride' is generally a negative thing (one of the seven deadly sin!); but I think I know what you're referring to. I generally embrace the fact that I am female (well... except for the parts I don't like... but not much I can do about those), but I also see it as a purely biological distinction. Any of the other 'positive' traits associated with "female" (like being sensitive, and nurturing, and empathic, and stuff) are hardly exclusive to one gender.

True, true. I suppose pride is the wrong word, but consider this, if you will: It's my belief that there is nothing wrong with appreciating that 'biological distinction'. Humankind is created in two equal halves. The male half, and the female half. Leaving aside the linguistic question of the strong/weak binary opposition created by those terms, it is my point of view that since it requires both of our respective halves to ensure the continuation of the whole - that is until our decendants begin freezing sperm and ova in vast quantities and enter the era of growing humans in a tube, and use their genetic engineering techniques to make us all identical, genderless beings, then gender is something that we are stuck with, and something which we might as well learn to appreciate.

Even if there is no 'better' or 'worse' aspect to either gender - and I firmly hold that there is not - then each gender can be seen as equally positive, and it is only healthy to celebrate that which you are, even as you celebrate that which others are. It is a question of placing your own worth on a level with the value you assign to others. No lower and no higher, should be the general rule. That's all I'm implying with the suggestion that we should each take 'pride' in that which we are. The attitude that I think is idea is that of, "I'm great, and so are you."

Yes, I was being cynical there.
No doubt with a certain hint of irony, for if I do say so myself, I feel that I am unlikely to have deserved said cynicism. Of course I know you know that, and therefore, no offence is taken, where none was meant. ;)


:snicker: Well, if nothing else, I would fix the "default level of physical strength" issue, since men and women ought to be equally capable of beating each other up. It would make world a much better place. :P
On that, I can agree with you, I just would prefer not to see men and women reduced to identical, genderless creatures. I believe that once men and women have been seen to be entities which are separate and equal, each one magnificent in its own way, such a thing would be to regrettably diminish them both.

Ack. I've ranted, haven't I. I don't think that your views and mine are at odds with each other here... would you agree? I think that we approach the question from two different perspectives, but our desired state of affairs has much in common. Would you say that is a fair point?

[Vaikyuko]

And as for Kaworu "nuking off", I sketched a wittle pic of Kaworu, uh, trying to do that in a harpy costume(sorry Treize X ^^), useing a small SoL. There is also a little Asuka in the background in a Eva 02....Ni costume, all torn up. :( But, at least I kept her alive, so as I could have her give the harpy Kaworu a certain "unkind finger gesture", with the arm that isn't in two. I love the idea's that inspire me so.^^Hopefully, when I get a new scanner, though who wish to see them will. For now...can't happen.

...In...a harpy costume? Oh, you're vile... :P

Kawaii, neh? (http://evamonkey.com/reichu/misc/eva-girls.jpg)
Kawaii, indeed. Even the harpy!

Espescially teh harpy. :P *drool*

I'll prolly end up drawing a chibi harpy or two like that and post them, LOL. =P

[Magami No ER]

...In...a harpy costume? Oh, you're vile... :P

Well, harpies are vile at times....just look at their table manners!

http://img155.exs.cx/img155/6123/creepyashell9wt.jpg
Asuka fliping him the bird in the background sure thinks so. It's more noticable on the larger one^^

[Magami No ER]

^Seriously, that has got to be one of the scariest non Rei-head harpy face I've ever seen...O_O

[Vaikyuko]

....Awwww, how cute....I so want on of those little guys as a pet...so adorable!!! :P

[Magami No ER]

I pray for your furniture...

[Reichu]

And any other housepets you might own.

[Reichu]

On the plus-side, I at least know now the meaning of Reichu's location field. The phrase "Galactic Prophylactic" calls up some not-entirely pleasant imagery, in the absence of it's original source.

I thought a prophylactic was just a condom or something... What specifically were you thinking of?

[Vaikyuko]

I pray for your furniture...
And any other housepets you might own.

Don't have any housepets, and furniture isn't a problem, I'm training my harpy to live outside and feast upon any random creatures it finds, aside from other harpies. :) :P

[Magami No ER]

While their wings would make them look cool, I would still find a (even a chibi)harpy pet a little frightening(Plus you have to worry about the SPCA etheir trying to take her away, or responding to the calls about missing pets...) As for me, I would love a Kaworu for a pet:



http://img141.exs.cx/img141/7756/meow6nc.jpg

[Vaikyuko]

While their wings would make them look cool, I would still find a (even a chibi)harpy pet a little frightening(Plus you have to worry about the SPCA etheir trying to take her away, or responding to the calls about missing pets...) As for me, I would love a Kaworu for a pet:



http://img141.exs.cx/img141/7756/meow6nc.jpg

Aw, let the SPCA come...what are they gonna do, threaten to drag my harpies in using another Eva? I'll just have them eat them all, it'll save me food costs. ^_^

[Magami No ER]

O_O....What made you love these beasts so much anyway?

[Vaikyuko]

Long, personal story. If you want the info, PM me and I'll let ya know. I'm in a charitable mood today (plus you gave me this new awesome AV). ;)

[Magami No ER]

Oaky. :)
____

[Soluzar]

I thought a prophylactic was just a condom or something... What specifically were you thinking of?

Nothing other than that. A galactic one doesn't sound that nice to me. What, a HUGE condom big enough to be called 'galactic' sounds nice to you? :P

[HeWhoPostsStuff]

Well, harpies are vile at times....just look at their table manners!

http://img155.exs.cx/img155/6123/creepyashell9wt.jpg

"It's gotta be the Harpy Chow."

[AchtungAffen]

牛乳 way............

[Reichu]

Nothing other than that. A galactic one doesn't sound that nice to me. What, a HUGE condom big enough to be called 'galactic' sounds nice to you? :P

Maybe it would be big enough to accomodate Gendo's entire body! All he needs is that safety rope, and he's set. "This is the only way to be with Yui again."

[Magami No ER]

^ :blink: *wonders how we got from the original topic to something as mentally unhealthy as picturing Gendo.....in.......Blagh!*

[Reichu]

Only Biscuit and Reichu know for sure. ;) It's probably best kept a secret. (Until I make pictures about it, anyway.)

[Magami No ER]

Must you......draw that? Oh well, I just everyone who's an artist and enjoys anime or some other form of entertainment gets a kick out of doing something to characters...(my Neko Kaworu, and so much more...) :dance: Cats came back to haunt the bishie.

[Soluzar]

Only Biscuit and Reichu know for sure. ;) It's probably best kept a secret. (Until I make pictures about it, anyway.)

ROFLMAO. I am laughing so much that I think I just woke the neighbours up. It's quite unlucky for me that you'd post things that funny, when it's midnight where I live! :P

[HeWhoPostsStuff]

Oh well, I just everyone who's an artist and enjoys anime or some other form of entertainment gets a kick out of doing something to characters...
Or, in some cases, get a kick out of doing "something" to other artists' original creations. :D

[Hexon.Arq]

While their wings would make them look cool, I would still find a (even a chibi)harpy pet a little frightening(Plus you have to worry about the SPCA etheir trying to take her away, or responding to the calls about missing pets...) As for me, I would love a Kaworu for a pet:



http://img141.exs.cx/img141/7756/meow6nc.jpg

You just had to go there...

http://hexon.arq.tripod.com/tabristreats.jpg

[Reichu]

:lol: Priceless! But what's the fourth shape (the butterfly wings-looking thing)? And why TURI-TSU instead of TORI-TSU?

[Hexon.Arq]

Why? Bekus I kant spel. -_-; (EDIT: fixed ;) )



...Oh, and they're supposed to be harpy wings; see the eyes? I suppose I could have made them more accurate, but then when to food shapes ever look like what they're supposed to look like?

[Magami No ER]

I love it, yet once again I've been bested at doing any sort of modification :( (My programs SUCK!)

[Reichu]

Was the "amanzing" on purpose?

"Misat-O's"! Awesome. I might have to use that as an avatar if somebody doesn't beat me to it!

[Brendan Brown]

This is quickly becoming the most interesting game of Photoshop Tennis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photoshop_tennis) ever

[HeWhoPostsStuff]

I could just see it...

*Shinji and Asuka are walking to school, bookbags in hand. Suddenly, Shinji's cell phone rings.*

Asuka, threateningly: Don't answer it, Shinji.

*Shinji looks over to her, and then back at the phone nervously. He hesitantly picks it up; Asuka rolls her eyes knowingly in the background.*

Shinji: H...Hello?

*a hummed rendition of "Ode to Joy" is heard from the phone receiver: Shinji turns happily to Asuka*

Shinji: It's TABRIS!

*on the other end of the line, Kaworu continues humming, head bobbing back and forth to the rhythm. Subtitiles across the bottom of the screen translate his request for Harpy Chow.*

Announcer: Harpy Chow: Genetically-engineered pseudo-human Adam-derived ambiguously gay bishounen ask for it...by name.

[Hexon.Arq]

Was the "amanzing" on purpose?
Yeah.

"Misat-O's"! Awesome. I might have to use that as an avatar if somebody doesn't beat me to it!
I had wanted to do "Kyok-Ohs", but I couldn't pull anything off with Eva-02. And anyway that smile does so make my heart soar. :)

But just think: Cocoa Kyok-Ohs!

I've been bested at doing any sort of modification
You haven't been bested; it was just something I had to do. Anyway, look at it again--it bears no real semblance to a real ad; it's just mindless chaos. Anyone can do chaos if they just believe in it. ^_^

[Magami No ER]

^Thank you, that was nice. It's just that I've done things to images before and they came out crappy, while someone else did it 10x better. (Harpy with original face killing itself, Reichu. :P )

[Vaikyuko]

...*sniffle* How could you do that to one of my precious harpies?!

Meh, I've been known to do weird things to them myself *whistles as he looks at pictar of harpy with normal head spearing itself with LoL*

... ^_^

[Reichu]

Meh, I've been known to do weird things to them myself *whistles as he looks at pictar of harpy with normal head spearing itself with LoL*

...Do I really want to know?

[Magami No ER]

Reichu's is better....but at least I can be inspiring. :)

[Reichu]

Ah, just get yourself a pirat--, er, perfectly LEGAL copy of PhotoShop, a Wacom tablet, and hours to blow, and you'll be a world-class doctorer in no time flat. ^_^

[Magami No ER]

What's a Wacom tablet? -_-;

Anyway...while we're not on the subject (again),I found this useless little thing I did on Kyouko's movie look....

http://img158.exs.cx/img158/905/wanted7iz.png
Compository scketches:
http://img115.exs.cx/img115/7518/2headsl9zv.png
Guess the harpies chose the "dead" part.
(It's nice to have all of this free time before studying. ^^)

[Hideki 13]

Damn Magami how much free time do u have???? Anyway its pretty funny should have left the color though.

[Magami No ER]

Alot as of right now. :P(That only took a few minutes to do actually, with my crap program) I thought the B&W made her look eviler.(not a word)

[Hideki 13]

It makes it look more like a wanted add in the western times. Well i got photoshop but i never make anything to lazy use to make a million sigs for people but now im just to tired.

[Reichu]

:lol: Love it! Does that mean Kyoko isn't really dead? It was just her evil lookalike?

:feels a heavy burden being lifted from her soul:

So how many double dollars do the harpies get?

Wacom (http://www.wacom.com/index2.cfm) is a manufacturer of artists' tablets, including the dinky one I have. They have a good reputation; I haven't heard anything about the competition.

[HeWhoPostsStuff]

It makes it look more like a wanted add in the western times.
To complete that illusion (which I'd love to see) you'd need to use some old, overly-ornate 'stagecoach" type font, and glaze the whole thing over in some kind of sepia tone, maybe adding a few bits of random wear and tear. Then, of course, just for effect, you might want to add ten-gallon hats, monocles, handlebar mustaches (or Groucho glasses :D) to the perpetrators.

[Reichu]

I think you have another project on your hands, Stuffman. ;)

[Magami No ER]

So how many double dollars do the harpies get?

*Imagines Harpies in Trigun* Wow, that's a sight! I'm not sure how much they would get. ^_^

[Vaikyuko]

Wow...they'd have quite a bit of cash tucked away then, wouldn't they? ^_^

Meh, with all this stuff I feel I need to contribute.

To Reichu: the abovementioned pictar...neh, you don't wanna see it. :naughty:

[Reichu]

Wow...they'd have quite a bit of cash tucked away then, wouldn't they? ^_^

They're going to need it, considering lawyer fees these days.

[Magami No ER]

But didn't they have a simple yet nevertheless true defensive statement? One word:
Dummy Plug. (That pic was funny. :lol: )

[Vaikyuko]

They're going to need it, considering lawyer fees these days.

Not necessarily...(for them, I work for free). ^_^

[Reichu]

Not necessarily...(for them, I work for free). ^_^

With tongues like theirs, I bet most guys would...

[Soluzar]

With tongues like theirs, I bet most guys would...

You know, since you brought it up, I think that applies at least equally to women...

[Reichu]

With tongues like theirs... they could take over the world! :eek:

[Vaikyuko]

LMAO! That they could...

Money and the power of tongue...fear teh harpies. =P

[Reichu]

I can just imagine the harpies being in some frightening pr0n video called "Tongue Power". It could have a really stupid storyline... like the harpies are a bunch of inner-city gangsta grrlz, who are always committing all sorts of crimes, but they manage to evade penalty every time through the power of their tongues and authority's inability to resist. By gawd, it would be an instant classic.

[Hexon.Arq]

Yes, you could just imagine...

[AchtungAffen]

And they would be chased by ruthless vatican officials screaming for abstentionism, although the girls would exploit the secret weakness of the prelates - a prostate that has had too much pressure because of a lack of proper evacuation.

[Reichu]

And they would be chased by ruthless vatican officials screaming for abstentionism, although the girls would exploit the secret weakness of the prelates - a prostate that has had too much pressure because of a lack of proper evacuation.

...Wow. Even I'm not sure how to react to that one. I'm speechless (but not quite lunchless).

[AchtungAffen]

Speechless, that's because you never heard the story of Nosfelatio. He could also play a role in this story, some kind of "Charlie", spun-off from Charlie's Angels.

[Reichu]

Speechless, that's because you never heard the story of Nosfelatio.

Whatever kind of strange porno that is, even Google hasn't heard of it! :eek:

My twisted brain is still wondering HOW the harpies would "exploit the secret weakness of the prelates". The things my imagination are coming up with aren't pretty. :X

[AchtungAffen]

Nosfelatio was a radio parody I heard some years ago on one of my favourite shows. It was a vampire who sucked not blood, but something else. Nobody could resist him.

About the exploit: Just imagine those poor prelates, who try to deny their true nature. The girls and their tongues could bring the wild animal within those tamed prelates, following the commands of their own Charlie.

[Magami No ER]

Wouldn't Charlie be Keel? Who is concealed by the Seele hologram?

[Soluzar]

Nosfelatio was a radio parody I heard some years ago on one of my favourite shows. It was a vampire who sucked not blood, but something else. Nobody could resist him.

That would be funny - except for the fact that I bet you could stroll down to your local porno store and buy 6 movies with that plot - 3 each with male/female Nosfelatios in the lead role. I've not exactly looked, but last time anyone checked, porno wasn't famous for great plots. When you just know your intended audience is mostly going to fast-forward thru it, what's the incentive to do a plot that's even half-way decent?

[Hexon.Arq]

This is weird.

Anyway, somebody's still gonna have to redo this; I don't have stagecoach font.

http://hexon.arq.tripod.com/wanted1.jpg

[Magami No ER]

It's pretty. :P

[AchtungAffen]

That would be funny - except for the fact that I bet you could stroll down to your local porno store and buy 6 movies with that plot - 3 each with male/female Nosfelatios in the lead role. I've not exactly looked, but last time anyone checked, porno wasn't famous for great plots. When you just know your intended audience is mostly going to fast-forward thru it, what's the incentive to do a plot that's even half-way decent?

Just because evil is unbeatable doesn't mean we should stop fighting. Anybody seen "Orgazmo"?

[Reichu]

Yui-sama help me... I'm getting terrible thoughts of an H-doujin in which the harpies all go down on the HIP Committee. EEEEEEk!

Porno with a plot, eh? Is that even possible? If a porno has a good plot, wouldn't that mean that it transcends its conceived purpose (sex for sex's sake) and becomes something more, er, noble? "Films that stimulate the mind while you stimulate yourself!"

"Orgazmo" -- still on my to-see list. It's by Matt and Trey, after all.

And... nice, Hexon. :D

[Soluzar]

Porno with a plot, eh? Is that even possible? If a porno has a good plot, wouldn't that mean that it transcends its conceived purpose (sex for sex's sake) and becomes something more, er, noble? "Films that stimulate the mind while you stimulate yourself!"


I suppose it never occured to me that the very definition of porn might preclude any notion of a plot, or anything above and beyond the central element of sex. At least, I guess that this sort of reasoning exuses plotless porno films, and may be the ultimate reasons why those films are devoid of plot - those who make them fear that it would be shunned by the porn consumer if it aspired to entertainment rather than mere titilation.

[Hexon.Arq]

Sex is only half as good without context; otherwise it's like watching a helicopter start up, a mechanical process with no imaginative applicability. I don't know how people can stand it.

[Soluzar]

Sex is only half as good without context; otherwise it's like watching a helicopter start up, a mechanical process with no imaginative applicability. I don't know how people can stand it.

When you say that, Hexon, are you referring to all porn, or merely stating a preference for porn that has a story? I can't quite work out from what you said exactly where you're standing on this issue...

[Hexon.Arq]

More like the advantages of a stiill picture and a good imagination. A good story also needs good acting. With as much money as the porn industry is pumping, you'd think someone would put a little more effort into it.

[Magami No ER]

Strange how Eva has once again gotten us on the topic of sex. :lol:

[Vaikyuko]

LOL, yeah, I just noticed that meself.

Hehehe. =P

[The Eva Monkey]

This thread sucks.

[Vaikyuko]

This thread sucks.

How so? =P

[The Eva Monkey]

I'm like Anno. You don't get answers. Just more questions.

[Vaikyuko]

Okaaaay, then. *shrugs*

I think the thread is quite humorous.

[sheaman]

i concur with the above statement

[Soluzar]

Okaaaay, then. *shrugs*

I think the thread is quite humorous.

I suspect that this is Monkey's way of killing a spam thread. It has worked before.

[HeWhoPostsStuff]

I'm like Anno.
Then where's the release of the Deluxe Remastered Collector's Edition This Thread Sucks? And highlights of past This Thread Sucks comments repackaged as a completely new comment? Or the various items which actually provide insight into the mysteries of This Thread Sucks which will never be released to a western audience, leaving us to the mercy of vehement TTS newbies misguided by unreliable publisher commentary?

Not to mention the EvaMonkey action figure line with patented This Thread Sucks action.

[The Eva Monkey]

Not to mention the EvaMonkey action figure line with patented This Thread Sucks action.Bestest post evar. ^_^

[Magami No ER]

See, even spam threads can sometimes have a few insights not found within the context of "normal" threads. :P

[Reichu]

Bestest post evar. ^_^

Wow, Stuffman, I think you have another fan. ;)

This thread sucks a lot better than most sucky threads. Must be because of those harpies.

... Ignore that. Please.

[Magami No ER]

^I don't wanna know what you meant by that. :P

[Vaikyuko]

...^GRAR.

...and Reichu, you seemed to not mind the suckiness of the thread when you were posting... :naughty:

EDIT: The grar was meant for Reichu's last comment...

[Magami No ER]

Because it wasn't the harpies she was posting about, she liked the other "issues" we started putting here....We need a weird fanart thread, so we won't kill threads like this.(Though I tried twice to go back on topic! )

[Vaikyuko]

Because it wasn't the harpies she was posting about, she liked the other "issues" we started putting here....We need a weird fanart thread, so we won't kill threads like this.(Though I tried twice to go back on topic! )

LOL, I can make one...if necessary, anyway...

[Reichu]

^I don't wanna know what you meant by that. :P

I have a feeling you do. ;)

Because it wasn't the harpies she was posting about, she liked the other "issues" we started putting here....We need a weird fanart thread, so we won't kill threads like this.(Though I tried twice to go back on topic! )

Well, if we weren't posting in it, this thread would be "dead" anyway. Tis a difference between "dead" and "thoroughly sabotaged". ^_^

And I like posting about the harpies if it means I can take pot shots at them. Tee hee.

[Vaikyuko]

...And of course, I'm here to protect and promote them. ^_^ :P

[HeWhoPostsStuff]

Wow, Stuffman, I think you have another fan.
If inane banter like mine is all it takes to win allies, then the world is going down the tubes a lot quicker than I thought, heh heh.

[Shin-seiki]

Well, it's probably too late to really do anything about how this thread has turned into a spam trap, but I'll make a (likely futile) gesture anyway. Here are some more weird/interesting Eva pix I've got off 4chan lately:
(click on the thumbnail for the full size pic)
Weird, ugly Rei/Kaworu:
http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/Swim/Thumb03.jpg (http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/Swim/1105816938952.jpg)

New Eva calander art:
The only new image is the cover:
http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/Swim/Thumb04.jpg (http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/Swim/A3245797-2.jpg)

the rest are all from the manga:
http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/Swim/Thumb05.jpg (http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/Swim/A3245797-9.jpg)

Ack! Synchronized Swimming!
(I think this is from the new Shinji game)
http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/Swim/Thumb01.jpg (http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/Swim/1106650443049.jpg)

You just know this is going to happen:
http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/Swim/Thumb02.jpg (http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/Swim/1106642932580.jpg)

[Magami No ER]

First one's nice.^^

[Ironfoot]

First one's nice.^^

Yeah, interesting color for Rei. It looks far more sci-fi'ish.

[HeWhoPostsStuff]

The heck is Rei wearing in that first pic? A corset/can opener? Well, it does sound like something Gainax would come up with...and oy, I can only imagine Reichu's cries of "sacrilege!" when she sees the awful artwork in the "synchronized swimming" pics...though since this bit of sacrilege only involves the human cast it doesn't matter as much, heh. ;)

[Reichu]

Why would I scream "sacrilege"? They've got Shinji wearing the same suit as the girls. ;) (Only thing bad about the artwork was the unsightly noses-in-perspective, IMO.)

[HeWhoPostsStuff]

I dunno, I just don't think the characters look much of anything like themselves in that pic...sort of an equivalent to the EoE-styled Eva-02. And I don't think those things are "noses in perspective," I think they're supposed to be nose plugs...

[Magami No ER]

Well when I said "nice", I wasn't 'talking 'bout Rei, obviously.^^

[Shin-seiki]

More weird Eva pix!
These are from a hentai doujinshi I DLed from alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.anime (Don't worry; I won't post any of the porno-ish ones...)
01.jpg (http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/echoes/echoes_e01.jpg)
02.jpg (http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/echoes/echoes_e02.jpg)
It's Sailor Ayanami! (http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/echoes/echoes_e03.jpg)
44.jpg (http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/echoes/echoes_e44.jpg)

The interesting parts of this doujin were three pages that contemplate "Mysteries of Eva":
#1 It's "Ayanamiel"! (http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/echoes/echoes_e09.jpg)
#2 (http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/echoes/echoes_e15.jpg)
#3 (http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/echoes/echoes_e21.jpg) (contains nudity)

Finally, for your sins, I present Frank N. Gendo! (http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/echoes/1107772506937.jpg)

[Magami No ER]

Wow, the thread of mayhem returns so soon...
^ I can see Katsuragi-isha in that sort of bondage apparel with Keel. Or maybe the other way around! O_O
Edit: And why didn't I notice the little shota-con "singing" betwen Kaworu and Shinji!? :lol:....and I also noticed this person called Lilith "Adam". Tsk Tsk...Anno, sometimes ya just gotta fix those little plot-holes and/or "changes", or people will believe them for a long time....

[millinniummany3]

I'm gonna have to put up some pics. Shame I can't upload, have a couple of Hikari as an Eva pilot. But here's a few you might like.

While Ritsuko was away for that Jet Alone demostration Rei was left in charge.

http://www.lonelyangel.com/v3images/misc_pics/pics/msc_189.jpg

Living in that apartment was just a cover, this is Rei's real life that she aggressively hides.

http://www.lonelyangel.com/v3images/misc_pics/pics/msc_207.jpg

Rei imitates her voice actors, signing screenshots of her used in shooting games.

http://www.lonelyangel.com/v3images/misc_pics/pics/msc_210.jpg

Based of EoE Anno might be a fan of Half Life. Well turnabout is fair play, Rei seems to be a fan of Counterstrike.

http://www.lonelyangel.com/v3images/misc_pics/pics/msc_211.jpg

[Mr. Tines]

#3 (http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/echoes/echoes_e21.jpg) (contains nudity)

You know, that's almost plausible as a Rei manufacturing mechanism - seed Lilith's flesh with whatever could be recovered of Yui and harness Lilith's regeneration, harvest the results and store them in a tank until needed.

We shall, of course, studiously ignore what the boys are doing :naughty:

[Magami No ER]

^:shifty: While I don't see a reason they were put there...doing that,in the first place, I strangely don't feel a strong urge to ignore it.....jk.^^
Interesting how the person compared the Rei's to the mantis eggs...

[Shin-seiki]

You know, that's almost plausible as a Rei manufacturing mechanism - seed Lilith's flesh with whatever could be recovered of Yui and harness Lilith's regeneration, harvest the results and store them in a tank until needed.Almost, but not quite: Someone (probably Reichu) has pointed out that the scale is wrong; going by the size of the legs, a corresponding full-size Rei would be 10-15' tall...

[Vaikyuko]

It's highly interesting, when you think about it, and semi-accurate, based on what I remember about mantises (praying ones, anyway). Well, semi-accurate according to...aw, WTH, I don't know what I'm saying anymore.

Nice pics tho. =P

[Magami No ER]

^Ah don't worry about being all analitical about these pics....is is the fun pic thread. ^_^ Big words don't make a person, therefore I seem to compensate my love of using big words with the fact that I have the spelling skills of a fourth grader, many times. :'(

[Mr. Tines]

going by the size of the legs, a corresponding full-size Rei would be 10-15' tall...

Drat!

Well, maybe they shrink in the wash. Or maybe it's the same effect that makes Evangelions vary in height by a factor of up to 5 as the circumstances demand. :P

[Magami No ER]

^Proabably, this series has never been too reliable in the realm of heights and length. :P

[millinniummany3]

Well, at least I know I'm taller than Gendou. Heh heh heh.

[Magami No ER]

Wow...he's like 6ft. :blink:

[millinniummany3]

Six foot one inches from memory, I have about a half foot on him. Unless he's five foot eight, as I remember some other source said.

[HeWhoPostsStuff]

#1 It's "Ayanamiel"! (http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/echoes/echoes_e09.jpg)
Heh heh, I love Eva-01's expression in this one.

[Shin-seiki]

Heh heh, I love Eva-01's expression in this one.Yeah, that's pretty good, but what really cracked me up is seeing a dai-kaiju Rei going "Hahahaha!", as she tramples the city :lol:

[Reichu]

These are from a hentai doujinshi I DLed from alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.anime (Don't worry; I won't post any of the porno-ish ones...)

You'll have to share the whole thing sometime with those of us 21 and up. :P

#2 (http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/echoes/echoes_e15.jpg)

Maybe I'm dense, or just very tired, but I don't get the last panel of this one...

Finally, for your sins, I present Frank N. Gendo! (http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/echoes/1107772506937.jpg)

"That is the coolest thing I have ever seen."

^ I can see Katsuragi-isha in that sort of bondage apparel with Keel. Or maybe the other way around! O_O

"Isha"?

Perhaps sometimes Keel makes Kaworu play "kitty boy". A real life phenomenon, from what I understand. "Now, Tab-chen, make sure to clean your ENTIRE body with your tongue, and only THEN will I give you some milk."

Edit: And why didn't I notice the little shota-con "singing" betwen Kaworu and Shinji!? :lol:

I thought it was pretty hard to miss. Would that be shota? Is shota anything with underage boys (though technically both Shinji and Kaworu AREN'T, in Japan), or does it necessarily involve pederasty?

You know, that's almost plausible as a Rei manufacturing mechanism - seed Lilith's flesh with whatever could be recovered of Yui and harness Lilith's regeneration, harvest the results and store them in a tank until needed.

As mentioned, doesn't really work... Compare Kaworu to Lilith (http://www.evamonkey.com/reichu/snappies/24_lilith_little-legs.jpg) (or the original version, here (http://www.evamonkey.com/reichu/snappies/oa-vs-npc/oa-vs-npc_24_lilith,kaworu.jpg)). Those legs are HUGE. Plus, since the first Rei seemed to start off in a most immature state (embryonic, perhaps?), might the additional bodies have been created the same way, growing in unison with Rei 1 until they were artificially aged? (This is actually depicted in a doujinshi -- non-H! omfg!! -- I picked up... I'll have to make a scan.)

[AchtungAffen]

#2 comes from this image from ep23
http://pics.reiliberationparade.com.ar/articles/poorrei.jpg

[millinniummany3]

I can't remember this pic. Was this from the Director's Cut or something, or am I way off?

And where the HELL is that Asuka remains image seen? Was it in the movies?

[Reichu]

#2 comes from this image from ep23
http://pics.reiliberationparade.com.ar/articles/poorrei.jpg

Yeah, I know. But I don't get what the comic is doing with that scene. You know, the point... the punchline, assuming there even is one.

I can't remember this pic. Was this from the Director's Cut or something, or am I way off?

It's in the regular version, too, when the clean-up crew (http://www.evamonkey.com/reichu/snappies/23_rei_dead-arm.jpg) discovers the entry plug remnants and Kentucky Fried Rei inside.

And where the HELL is that Asuka remains image seen? Was it in the movies?

Flashed in #25' (Air), right when Asuka screams her final "Shinu no wa iya!!!" and proceeds to meet up with her mama. "Mmm, maggoty!"

[AchtungAffen]

Did someone just ask for Asuka the maggoty (http://pics.reiliberationparade.com.ar/articles/asukaremains.jpg)??

[millinniummany3]

Oh God, please don't let me spew. I thought I had a lot of sympathy for Asuka after finding out she attempted suicide. Now I know I do.

[Mordecai]

Finally, for your sins, I present Frank N. Gendo! (http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/echoes/1107772506937.jpg)
Like father, like son (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v287/dty2g/1102968587503.gif) ?

[Reichu]

Oh God, please don't let me spew. I thought I had a lot of sympathy for Asuka after finding out she attempted suicide. Now I know I do.

If you think that's bad, you should see Asuka The Maggoty in Renewal.

And... Aw, show some sympathy for Shin-chan while you're at it. He apparently tried to kill himself (screenshot) (http://evamonkey.com/reichu/snappies/m25_shinji_wet-head.jpg), too -- via drowning, at the very place he met Kaworu. I wondered for a long time what the point was of the tidbit in #16 that he couldn't swim. Is this the "payoff", I wonder?

Mordecai: "Like father, like daughter", more like... Looks like Shinji got that sex change he's been dreaming of since #26'.

[millinniummany3]

If you think that's bad, you should see Asuka The Maggoty in Renewal.

Thanks but no thanks. That's about the most horrifying thing I've seen in Eva, on par with Rei's head split open. And before you explain, for God's sake don't explain what maggots were doing there, I don't wanna know.

And... Aw, show some sympathy for Shin-chan while you're at it.

Is that so? For someone to sink so low as to feel that is the only answer is tragic, it is one of the most horrible things imagineable. To feel that they cannot go on, that they'd never find happiness again...it's just tragic.

[AchtungAffen]

Renewal modified Asuka the maggoty?

[millinniummany3]

As if the proper image isn't bad enough. Scares me to think of how it might be used or modified for Asuka hate pages.

[Reichu]

Is that so? For someone to sink so low as to feel that is the only answer is tragic, it is one of the most horrible things imagineable. To feel that they cannot go on, that they'd never find happiness again...it's just tragic.

Careful how you throw the word "tragic" around... Drama majors know a secret that has been kept hidden from the masses, and they will be ruthless about setting you straight. ;)

Also, AA, Asuka The Maggoty hasn't been revised in any way by Renewal, it's just that much clearer (http://evamonkey.com/reichu/snappies/m25_asuka_corpse.jpg). Let's count the baby flies feeding on her rotting flesh!