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Reichu
September 4th, 2005, 07:30 PM
Ah... translation. I can at least give you something...

TITLE: Between Episode 19 and Episode 20...

1
EVA-01: ROOOOOOOAAAAAARRR!

2
Ritsuko: We are no longer capable of stopping Eva...

3
EVA-01: (breathing)

5, 7
not sure

8
Misato: We did it!
Hyuga: Mission accomplished, eh?
Ritsuko: (Ano BANANA wa nani yo BANANA wa!!) <-- I honestly can't say, but my best sucky guess is, "The hell are those bananas?! BANANAS!!"

Thank God I'm not an Eva pilot, all my Eva would do is sit in the cryo chamber and watch soaps on TV.

I think in Yui's case, she would actually just read shoujo manga. Either that, or completely incomprehensible scientific journals. With a little pr0n now and then.

Kyoko would watch really violent movies, listen to German death metal, and play with dolls.

Every now and then, Yui and Kyoko would get together to play DDR.

As for the harpies... well, take a wild guess.

Magami No ER
September 4th, 2005, 07:43 PM
What about Zero? :( (I mean, we think about her alter ego Naoko too much, having fun with Barb.)

Reichu
September 4th, 2005, 08:42 PM
Well, the reason I didn't comment there was because my ideas of what Zero would do in her spare time are too heavily influenced by, indeed, the AU/BES "alter-ego". The two are somewhat inseparable in my mind. It's easy to compartmentalize in serious discussion about EVA-00, but when things get silly I tend to default to that strange, disharmonious-with-canon concept of Zerogouki that forces itself to manifest at any given opportunity...

The irony is, of course, that when I am in Serious NGE Theorist Mode, I spit upon such blatant falsehoods as Naoko-in-Zero. But in my selfish, personal AU universe, Naoko-as-Zero began to take shape before the Days of Enlightenment, and I love her character far to much to abandon her for the sake of "accuracy". It's fanfiction! To hell with accuracy! I shall make up for such sacrifices at least tenfold, should this story ever become refined enough for public consumption! I shall prove that fanfiction does not have to suck! I shall.... stop ranting and go to bed...

HeWhoPostsStuff
September 4th, 2005, 08:55 PM
Every now and then, Yui and Kyoko would get together to play DDR.
"Bah! This new mix sucks, it's all 'Fly Me To The Moon' variations that were already included on the previous mixes! I'm playin' Smash Brothers."

Magami No ER
September 4th, 2005, 08:56 PM
They'd use Samus. ;)

Takumi
September 5th, 2005, 12:09 AM
I think in Yui's case, she would actually just read shoujo manga. Either that, or completely incomprehensible scientific journals. With a little pr0n now and then.
Kyoko would watch really violent movies, listen to German death metal, and play with dolls.
Every now and then, Yui and Kyoko would get together to play DDR.
As for the harpies... well, take a wild guess.

Oh, yeah, that reminds me...my Eva would also be taking antidepressant pills the size of large trucks and working out her childhood issues with a Psychiatrist every now and then.

Dr. Nick
September 5th, 2005, 07:14 AM
Absolute Terror Alert is at Orange!

Tak, you're hardly in any position to criticize anyone's activities. Do you even know what "futanari" means, you little sicko? :P

And also, For Great Justice:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/gendouwin.jpg

RyoTD
September 5th, 2005, 09:22 AM
As if THAT would make me Better Feeling!

This thread is getting scary again...

Reichu
September 5th, 2005, 09:30 AM
Aw, you poor n00bsters didn't see "Gendo Win!" the first time he terrorized the board? I won't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies. :dodgy smirk:

Magami No ER
September 5th, 2005, 09:52 AM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/gendouwin.jpg[
:censored:
http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/9072/approval1qe.png

RyoTD
September 5th, 2005, 10:01 AM
Aw, you poor n00bsters didn't see "Gendo Win!" the first time he terrorized the board? I won't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies. :dodgy smirk:

Well, isn't this the third time GNG was posted here?

With "this thread is getting scary again" I was reffering to all the Naked Evas, Sex and both of them at the same time.

Reichu
September 5th, 2005, 10:26 AM
What's wrong with naked Evas? And why shouldn't they get to enjoy sex (in all its forms) just as much as anyone else? :P

K2Grey
September 5th, 2005, 10:26 AM
On the Gendou Win! picture, does the caption on top read something like "Episode 26 without Episode 23"?

Personally, I'm not sure if that would happen even without Episode 23 ;P BTW, I'm not sure if it'd be that bad even if that happen - after all, Gendo was mostly following the Yui plan, albeit with a catch.

RyoTD
September 5th, 2005, 10:28 AM
What's wrong with naked Evas? And why shouldn't they get to enjoy sex (in all its forms) just as much as anyone else? :P

THAT's our Recchi! :lol:

Supercat
September 5th, 2005, 10:35 AM
"Bah! This new mix sucks, it's all 'Fly Me To The Moon' variations that were already included on the previous mixes! I'm playin' Smash Brothers."


Hoo-HAH! Smash Bros. all the way!

Ugh, Reichu's earlier comment about writing good fanfiction has reminded me again of my terrible, terrible fanfiction... Some I even wrote before I had even seen the series. Oh, woe is me and my tortured past...! *starts listening to Linkin Park and sings along poorly* THESE WOUNDS THAT WIIIILL NOT HEEEEEAL!!!!!!

Well, at least I have my not-so-bad fanart to comfort me... By the way, did you draw that Magami? It's a good drawing.

Again with the naked Evas, huh? My my, I've wandered into strange territories. ^_^

Magami No ER
September 5th, 2005, 11:48 AM
Yup, and thank you. Even Evas have a limit of the bizarre...

Takumi
September 5th, 2005, 12:42 PM
What's wrong with naked Evas? And why shouldn't they get to enjoy sex?

I really don't care if evas have sex. I don't need to see it though, as 'tis disturbing. And slightly erotic.

Magami No ER
September 5th, 2005, 01:15 PM
^Ah ha....Takumi...you didn't have to type "and slightly erotic", and yet you did....:P

Takumi
September 5th, 2005, 01:29 PM
^Ah ha....Takumi...you didn't have to type "and slightly erotic", and yet you did....:P

>_<

That's an object lesson there. Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

*puts on sunglasses and holds up a MIB mind eraser*

*FLASH!*

You never saw anything.

Goldarmy
September 5th, 2005, 02:20 PM
What's wrong with naked Evas? And why shouldn't they get to enjoy sex (in all its forms) just as much as anyone else? :P

Because the idea is simply and utterly ridiculous.

First they show almost no sentience (with the exception UNIT-01 's arm rising in episode, UNIT-01's various berserk modes, UNIT-00's berserk modes and UNIT-01 in EoE but these aren't proof for such a claim)

Second there is no evidence for possibility in the series.

Vaikyuko
September 5th, 2005, 02:25 PM
Because the idea is simply and utterly ridiculous.

First they show almost no sentience (with the exception UNIT-01 's arm rising in episode, UNIT-01's various berserk modes, UNIT-00's berserk modes and UNIT-01 in EoE but these aren't proof for such a claim)

Second there is no evidence for possibility in the series.

Talk about a spoilsport. Goldarmy, you know you want to see the harpies' lesbianic orgies. ;)

Magami No ER
September 5th, 2005, 02:44 PM
Because the idea is simply and utterly ridiculous. Because Reichu was talking about actually seeing that stuff in the series. -_-

First they show almost no sentience (with the exception UNIT-01 's arm rising in episode, UNIT-01's various berserk modes, UNIT-00's berserk modes and UNIT-01 in EoE but these aren't proof for such a claim) And Eva-01 harpies like eating a fallen enemy for no reason. :P Of course they aren't going to be very vocal for our standrads, they don't have human language capabilities (roaring's good enough :P ),they speak via the souls former bodies(at least when talking to the children) Other then the instances you mentioned, the whole point of having an Eva as a weapon is to restrict the being down to being a tool used to defeat the enemy. These beings are alive, but might as well be dead(except bousou). Evas are bodies restrained, rarely freed. They can have body parts grown back and replaced, as well as the entry plug system infused with them and the armor bolted on their skin. They're controlled. Yet they need to be alive to defeat the angels(Though the kids are what makes the show, so they can't just have a buncha Evas killiing angels everywhere, there'd be no marketable show. Angst & hot girls!). So it's a two-sided coin. In Reichu's own works(and my imatations, if that's a correct word^^; ), Evas can actually be free and truly alive. it's all in good fun, and art I suppose.

Second there is no evidence for possibility in the series.
Neither is there for a lot of things in this series, yet theories remain. Let your imagination be your guide.

Reichu
September 5th, 2005, 04:44 PM
On the Gendou Win! picture, does the caption on top read something like "Episode 26 without Episode 23"?

Episode #26 (26', if you speakin' English), (card) 23

Again with the naked Evas, huh? My my, I've wandered into strange territories. ^_^

Naked Evas are forever.

I really don't care if evas have sex. I don't need to see it though, as 'tis disturbing. And slightly erotic.

Kind of like watching your own parents, eh?

Because the idea is simply and utterly ridiculous.

Tsk tsk. Your idea that my idea is simply and utterly ridiculous is simply and utterly ridiculous.

First they show almost no sentience (with the exception UNIT-01 's arm rising in episode, UNIT-01's various berserk modes, UNIT-00's berserk modes and UNIT-01 in EoE but these aren't proof for such a claim)

Uh... Have your spinal column invaded by cybernetic implants designed to (A) repress you, and (B) give control over your body to someone else, and then get covered in all sorts of other crap aimed to "restrain" you, and then try to prove to the world how "sentient" you are.

Actually, I have no idea what exactly you are getting at here. You're reminding me of anthropocentric religious people who assume that all animals and lesser and stupid on account of the fact that they can't communicate to us in our own language. :P

Second there is no evidence for possibility in the series.

What being possible? The Eva's capacity for eroticism? Watch EoE again, laddie.

And before you talk about someone lacking the capacity of sentience, take a look at their brain and observe that the is structure identical to that of a human's. Claiming that they aren't sentient despite having a structurally identical brain is sort of like claiming that they can't grip and manipulate objects even though they have an opposable thumb.

BTW: Lack of evidence is not evidence in and of itself.

@Magami: Actually, there is no evidence (besides lack of evidence) to suppose that Evas do not have faculties of speech. The only thing we have that they don't are muscular lips (well, save for the harpies), which just means that Evas wouldn't have as many phonemes available to them. Harpies presumably would, although they would inevitably be afflicted with "slobbery dialect".

Supercat
September 5th, 2005, 05:35 PM
Because the idea is simply and utterly ridiculous.

First they show almost no sentience (with the exception UNIT-01 's arm rising in episode, UNIT-01's various berserk modes, UNIT-00's berserk modes and UNIT-01 in EoE but these aren't proof for such a claim)

Second there is no evidence for possibility in the series.

Hmmm.... I think, very simply, that you need to grow a sense of humor.

Reichu
September 5th, 2005, 05:56 PM
Or buy one off E-bay and have it surgically implanted.

Takumi
September 5th, 2005, 07:59 PM
Kind of like watching your own parents, eh?


No, that's just erotic. It's like watching someone else's parents having sex...

...which makes perfect sense. Yui-san and Kyoko-san are Shinji's and Asuka's mothers, respectively.

Mr. Tines
September 6th, 2005, 11:19 AM
Yui-san and Kyoko-san are Shinji's and Asuka's mothers, respectively.

And how one qualifies how Yui & Rei are related is a whole 'nother can of worms...

http://www.ravnaandtines.com/eva/ReiandYui.jpg

Magami No ER
September 6th, 2005, 11:35 AM
Yui should NOT be thinner then Rei, EVER. :censored: She almost is, that one.^

Reichu
September 6th, 2005, 11:48 AM
No, she IS thinner. And she appears to be lactating, as well.

That's from "Eden: Yui", BTW. I don't like the way Yui is drawn in it, but it's refreshing to see some, like, CONSENTUAL SEX between LOVING PARTNERS for a change (in doujinshi).

Z Metalla
September 6th, 2005, 11:55 AM
Waitasec... there's more Eden: doujin besides Eden: Hikari? :blink: That I didn't know. :lol:

Dr. Nick
September 6th, 2005, 12:03 PM
Can't remember if this (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/another_beer.jpg) has been posted before (at least it doesn't say "TransRation by Reichu").

Z Metalla
September 6th, 2005, 12:08 PM
Can't remember if this (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/another_beer.jpg) has been posted before (at least it doesn't say "TransRation by Reichu").

It hasn't but... :lol: ....that's pretty.... :lol: funny anyway. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Magami No ER
September 6th, 2005, 12:16 PM
Rejoce Treize, Sangoki lives....as an oversized sig! ^_^
http://www.animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?p=5155691#post5155691post 5155691

(Yep, it's a link so I get more thread traffic. Sue me, I need amusement. :P)

Takumi
September 6th, 2005, 12:19 PM
t it's refreshing to see some, like, CONSENTUAL SEX between LOVING PARTNERS for a change (in doujinshi).

WHAT IS LOVE?!

*refer to Best Azumanga Pic Ever! thread for more info*

Vaikyuko
September 6th, 2005, 12:48 PM
Rejoce Treize, Sangoki lives....as an oversized sig! ^_^
http://www.animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?p=5155691#post5155691post 5155691

(Yep, it's a link so I get more thread traffic. Sue me, I need amusement. :P)

I've already saved it. :P
I have to...my comp is a harpy AND Sangouki archive. :naughty:

Magami No ER
September 6th, 2005, 12:53 PM
No Yongoki? :P (or was it Yun?)

Takumi
September 6th, 2005, 01:11 PM
And she appears to be lactating, as well.

I'm still enjoying the view.

Vaikyuko
September 6th, 2005, 01:22 PM
No Yongoki? :P (or was it Yun?)

LOLz. Her too, I guess [I thought it was Yougouki?]. :P

That reminds me, gotta transfer all those files from my crap laptop (my craptop, as I affectionately call that piece of junk). ^_^

Sushikins
September 6th, 2005, 01:38 PM
Can't remember if this (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/another_beer.jpg) has been posted before (at least it doesn't say "TransRation by Reichu").
Thats pretty amusing.
Im currently in the process of browsing through every page of this thread...

Vaikyuko
September 6th, 2005, 02:08 PM
Thats pretty amusing.
Im currently in the process of browsing through every page of this thread...

You've already missed out. A large amount of pics are gone by now (I went back and checked when we were at about 30~31 pages or so, and there were a ton missing. You can still get a ton of valuable pics, of course...(or bug someone like me, who feels the need to archive everything in this thread...except that Giant Naked Kira thing from Magami. That was...yeah). :P

Sushikins
September 6th, 2005, 02:13 PM
You've already missed out. A large amount of pics are gone by now (I went back and checked when we were at about 30~31 pages or so, and there were a ton missing. You can still get a ton of valuable pics, of course...(or bug someone like me, who feels the need to archive everything in this thread...except that Giant Naked Kira thing from Magami. That was...yeah). :P
lol, yeah I noticed the pics, and I saw the Giant Naked Kira in a Gundam thread...still, theres a lot of pages to go through

Magami No ER
September 6th, 2005, 02:16 PM
You've already missed out. A large amount of pics are gone by now (I went back and checked when we were at about 30~31 pages or so, and there were a ton missing. You can still get a ton of valuable pics, of course...(or bug someone like me, who feels the need to archive everything in this thread...except that Giant Naked Kira thing from Magami. That was...yeah). :P
....Yeah, hawt, you know it.
http://img335.imageshack.us/img335/5056/wtfamidoing3wp.png

And GNGendo is better? O_-
What aboutb the revealing Saiyuki bishies, waaaaaya back when? ;)

Vaikyuko
September 6th, 2005, 05:47 PM
Let me tell you, that Kira TURNS ME ON! [/notserious] :P

Actually, I have no prob with GNG. Maybe cause Gendo rocks? I dunno...the Sayuki guys were fine. Maybe it's a Kira only thing... ^_^

Anyways, one of these days I have to disturb the lot of you with a cut-off/censored version of some of my harpy pics...(I ended up doodling some harpy orgies...-_-; ).

Sushikins
September 6th, 2005, 05:49 PM
Let me tell you, that Kira TURNS ME ON! [/notserious] :P

Actually, I have no prob with GNG. Maybe cause Gendo rocks? I dunno...the Sayuki guys were fine. Maybe it's a Kira only thing... ^_^

Anyways, one of these days I have to disturb the lot of you with a cut-off/censored version of some of my harpy pics...(I ended up doodling some harpy orgies...-_-; ).
Well, that sounds...interesting...but I doubt it would disturb me. If Elfen Lied and a slew of odd H Doujins dont disturb me, I doubt a harpy orgy would...unless its really disturbing...and thats REALLY disturbing.

Supercat
September 6th, 2005, 06:11 PM
:blink:

Strange, strange territories indeed...

I too have drawn fan art, but most of it is study stuff or copies for myself, to improve my technique, thus not very interesting... Well, I did draw Gendo with a whip once... Gah, not in a sexual way, I mean! More like in a slavemaster kind of way.

Speaking of "adult" things, just how old is everyone here...? I get the funny impression that I may be the youngest.

Sushikins
September 6th, 2005, 06:14 PM
I turn 18 in just over a month...just ignore the fact that I say I look at H Doujins...-_-;

Z Metalla
September 6th, 2005, 06:30 PM
I turn 23 in less than a month. I'm old, heh. :D

Magami No ER
September 6th, 2005, 06:52 PM
15. *shhhhh*

sikyon
September 6th, 2005, 07:19 PM
17. Of course, if and when you catch me on the hentai board(s) I'm a dirty old man prending to be 17 but oddly enough not pretending to be a girl *rollseyes*

Digitalex
September 6th, 2005, 08:18 PM
Sushi-X. Big thumbs up for having Saber as your Avatar. I'm a Type Moon fan and particularly love Tsukihime. I hope the Fate anime is better than Tsukihime though.

...and I am older than all of you. :-)

Reichu
September 6th, 2005, 08:32 PM
First off -- that particular "Hetano" translation is not mine. But I did do one ("love marks on your thighs").

EVA-04 is Yongouki.

Who is Kira? I always think of "Deep Space 9". :P

Oh yeah, if you see any broken links in my posts, just nag me about it (via e-mail or something).


I too have drawn fan art, but most of it is study stuff or copies for myself, to improve my technique, thus not very interesting... Well, I did draw Gendo with a whip once... Gah, not in a sexual way, I mean! More like in a slavemaster kind of way.

...is there a difference?

@Alex: Reply to my e-mail dammit! And don't talk about age -- we have a Dirty Old Man around these parts, you know.

Digitalex
September 6th, 2005, 08:45 PM
@Alex: Reply to my e-mail dammit! And don't talk about age -- we have a Dirty Old Man around these parts, you know.

Doh! Sorry Rachel. I knew I forgot something! I'll reply back to you tomorrow. LOL. I forgot about Mr. Tines. He doesn't come across as dirty though. He hides it well. ^_^

Takumi
September 6th, 2005, 09:32 PM
@Alex: Reply to my e-mail dammit! And don't talk about age -- we have a Dirty Old Man around these parts, you know.

Hello ladies ;)

HitokiriShadow
September 6th, 2005, 10:04 PM
Speaking of "adult" things, just how old is everyone here...? I get the funny impression that I may be the youngest.

I'm 19.

15. *shhhhh*

For some reason, I got the impression that you were older. Like late teens to early twenties.

Who is Kira? I always think of "Deep Space 9".

Not sure how serious you are on that question, but here is the answer. Kira is the main character from Gundam SEED and a major character in Gundam SEED Destiny.

Vaikyuko
September 6th, 2005, 10:19 PM
I myself am 15 (shocking, isn't it?!). :P

Well, that sounds...interesting...but I doubt it would disturb me. If Elfen Lied and a slew of odd H Doujins dont disturb me, I doubt a harpy orgy would...unless its really disturbing...and thats REALLY disturbing.

Ehh...I wouldn't say they're THAT disturbing, with the exception of one I'll prolly never even scan up, let alone post. :P

EVA-04 is Yongouki.

Ah, doumo, Reichu-sama.

Takumi
September 6th, 2005, 10:54 PM
15. *shhhhh*

IM CALLING THE MODERATOR

Kidding.

Dr. Nick
September 7th, 2005, 02:17 AM
Hello ladies ;)

<_< Guess again, Mr. Wannabe.

@ Reichu: Kira = Harpy food
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/random%20anime/fllay_harpy.gif

Magami No ER
September 7th, 2005, 02:39 AM
^:lol: Ah yes, Flay Flay....made Kira her bitch for a while, then....well, I'll leave it at that^^;
@HitokiriShadow-Why thank you. But I wouldn't have all this free time if I were older. :P *runs off to school*

Shin-seiki
September 7th, 2005, 04:50 AM
(off 4chan)
http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/Top/1125167541618.jpg

http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/Top/1125141852672.jpg

http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/Top/1125938563561.jpg

and something about Gendo's 'cute point':
http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/3115/11260350128843rh.th.jpg (http://img105.imageshack.us/my.php?image=11260350128843rh.jpg)

here's a partial translation by the original poster:
father's cute point/place
how do you do i'm rokubungi gendou. -- when i first met him i thought he was a troublesome guy
2nd frame to be honest i cannot like this guy -- Ahh Fuyutsuki-sensei
3rd frame That man has an unexpected cute side to him
4th frame arrow = cute side

Heh heh... Like father like son:
Toothpics! (http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/Top/02_C155c_big.jpg)

Takumi
September 7th, 2005, 04:51 AM
<_< Guess again, Mr. Wannabe.


No, I'm here to be the Resident Playboy. :naughty:

zomg new page

Dr. Nick
September 7th, 2005, 05:09 AM
No, I'm here to be the Resident Playboy. :naughty:

That I can agree with.

off 4chan (http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/Top/1125167541618.jpg)

Magami, could you make me a Kira-version of that card? You wouldn't have to change much... :P

Reichu
September 7th, 2005, 05:22 AM
Fail@life: So did whoever made those cards. I mean, come on! The same image for all three!

I like the "Freudian Thoughts" one, though.

pHasE _4!
September 7th, 2005, 05:23 AM
Seeing that everyone is revealing their age, i'm 19 years old.

Tell me, how many girls on this thread? I kinda never kno if girls are into anime. See, I'm looking for a lovely girl sharing the same anime interests as me & to chill with me on the sandy beaches of Cape Town. Summers are great here. :wub:

Dr. Nick
September 7th, 2005, 05:40 AM
Tell me, how many girls on this thread? I kinda never kno if girls are into anime. See, I'm looking for a lovely girl sharing the same anime interests as me & to chill with me on the sandy beaches of Cape Town. Summers are great here. :wub:

Dear god! I've been transported back to the year 2003 and the Evangelion forum is creeping me out once again!

@ pHasE_4:
1. There are no girls on teh internets.
2. If people's personal details interest you that much, may I suggest taking a look at their USER PROFILES? Thank you.

pHasE _4!
September 7th, 2005, 05:53 AM
Ah man, that sucks. Didnt make the effort to check out profiles.

HitokiriShadow
September 7th, 2005, 08:51 AM
Seeing that everyone is revealing their age, i'm 19 years old.

Tell me, how many girls on this thread? I kinda never kno if girls are into anime. See, I'm looking for a lovely girl sharing the same anime interests as me & to chill with me on the sandy beaches of Cape Town. Summers are great here. :wub:

For better or for worse, Animenation is not a dating service. :(

Dr. Nick
September 7th, 2005, 09:03 AM
Yeah, this forum is only for LONELY DRIVERS.

Magami No ER
September 7th, 2005, 10:11 AM
That I can agree with.



Magami, could you make me a Kira-version of that card? You wouldn't have to change much... :P
Like , draw it? Sorry, I really have enough to do, the Zeta picture's turning out to be a freaking project, like I thought, for 15 year old (wtf I didn't know) Treize. :P

Mr. Tines
September 7th, 2005, 11:38 AM
Rather than argue about who's the dirty old man... here are some gratuitous Angel/Rei hybrids (http://www.ravnaandtines.com/eva/angel-girls.jpg) -Sachiel, Zeruel, Tabris & Lilith.

Vaikyuko
September 7th, 2005, 12:40 PM
Like , draw it? Sorry, I really have enough to do, the Zeta picture's turning out to be a freaking project, like I thought, for 15 year old (wtf I didn't know) Treize. :P

:P What can I say...I must appear older online. -_-;

And Mr.Tines, that is a very, very spiffy picture...(source?).

Magami No ER
September 7th, 2005, 12:44 PM
*Goes lesbo for the Tabris angel, for obvious reasons*

Reichu
September 7th, 2005, 12:53 PM
Sachiel: "Sniff... Bro, look at what they did to me! As if blowing myself up in the midst of a massive brink-of-death corgasm wasn't embarassing enough... I'll never heard the end of this! :starts sobbing profusely: I have an appointment with Arael scheduled for next week, right?"
Zeruel: ":growls: How dare those money-grubbing LILIM taint my image to sate the relentless libidos of those lowly fanboys! :forms facsimile of fist with toilet paper arm: Royalties or no -- we Angels don't have to put up with this abuse! Sachi -- prepare for WAR!"
Sachiel: ":sniffles: B-b-but Zer, you know I hate fighting! I mean... The arm and the eye... that was just a fluke... I-it's hard to think clearly when you've had 30% or something of your body mass vaporized, and stuff..."
Zeruel: ":rolleyes: Where'd you get the idea I was talking about fightin'? Just shut up and get your piggy bank, 'cuz we're getting a lawyer."

Magami No ER
September 7th, 2005, 01:00 PM
^:lol: Love that humor.
Go Hikari is a true treasure ecompassing creativity of humans. ^_^

Takumi
September 7th, 2005, 01:16 PM
RULE NUMBER ONE


1. There are no girls on teh internets.

Thank you.

Headcrab
September 7th, 2005, 01:19 PM
Evil Rei/angel mutations? Im into that

Mr. Tines
September 7th, 2005, 01:22 PM
And Mr.Tines, that is a very, very spiffy picture...(source?).

Most immediately, one of the "usual suspects" image boards - a-l-s.com, probably, rather than a <whatever>chan. The Sachi-girl was on the Gainax site a while back, so I assume the rest have similar provenance.

Headcrab
September 7th, 2005, 01:24 PM
Ok, image boards are a haven for pron monggers and people who use ms paint to draw their fanfiction dbz characters

Magami No ER
September 7th, 2005, 01:30 PM
Well, not here. O.O. *Has given up the MS paint. :P*

Headcrab
September 7th, 2005, 01:39 PM
Well, anyway This:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v693/reno582/Bizzaro-Goku.jpg
is Bizzaro-Goku, a Half-Goku Half Squid character, He was sent from the far far future where nuclear war has turn the earth's population into squid, he was sent from said future to stop Goku from eating the chilli-dogs which is infact bad for the heart...

Magami No ER
September 7th, 2005, 01:40 PM
This is for Eva images though, or anthing related. :P (I'm sure you know...)

Headcrab
September 7th, 2005, 01:42 PM
and also hes the 20th angel, he attacks with ink, that stains clothes, lol

Magami No ER
September 7th, 2005, 01:44 PM
He in no way could surpass the greatness which is Pen ^2
Speaking of which...no one gave a damn about my *source of Pen^2's name thread.* T_T

Reichu
September 7th, 2005, 01:49 PM
The "Angel Girls" are part of Gainax's evil 10th Anniversary "celebrations".

http://www.animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?t=178122&highlight=anniversary

Headcrab
September 7th, 2005, 01:49 PM
Stupid Penguins
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v693/reno582/penguin.jpg

Mr. Tines
September 7th, 2005, 01:54 PM
Rei's apartment layout

http://www.ravnaandtines.com/eva/rei-apt.png

I don't recall the utility room (with the washing-machine), though.

Headcrab
September 7th, 2005, 01:56 PM
You must have a lot of time on your hands if you drew that yourself

Mr. Tines
September 7th, 2005, 02:01 PM
A lot of time on my hands, a lot of it spent scavenging for images. While I did work in architectural CAD at one time I didn't draw that image - I believe it is an official one, scanned and circulated in samiszdat, just like this one of Misato's apartment (http://www.ravnaandtines.com/eva/misato-apt.png) - which throws some interesting light on exactly what was going on in ep#9.

Supercat
September 7th, 2005, 02:04 PM
1. There are no girls on teh internets.

Well, I'm a... Eh, nevermind.

Hahahaha. Goku-squid. Yessss...

I don't know why, but this cracks me up every time I see it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v408/_Supercat_/porfavornooooop.gif

POR FAVOR NOOOOOOO!

Headcrab
September 7th, 2005, 02:04 PM
Oh come on man you don't have to be so serious about it, a simple "no I didn't draw it" is enough, plus AutoCAD is a bitch to work with isn't it? ^_^

AchtungAffen
September 7th, 2005, 08:56 PM
It's a bitch for sure. Never got very far away with it except to plot.

pHasE _4!
September 7th, 2005, 10:25 PM
A lot of time on my hands, a lot of it spent scavenging for images. While I did work in architectural CAD at one time I didn't draw that image - I believe it is an official one, scanned and circulated in samiszdat, just like this one of Misato's apartment (http://www.ravnaandtines.com/eva/misato-apt.png) - which throws some interesting light on exactly what was going on in ep#9.

I never really knew that those apartments were that big. Its rather like a smaller type Penthouse if you ask me. Refresh my memory of what happened in ep.9 exactly. I cant seem to get to it right now.

What is making this topic so popular... we are like on page 107 or something already.

Reichu
September 8th, 2005, 01:56 AM
Mr. Tines got the pics from here (http://scm.cside.com/main.html#data) (a site AA found and more gratiously shared with me...).

Regarding the episode #09 stuff: http://forums.evamonkey.com/viewtopic.php?t=684

Vaikyuko
September 8th, 2005, 12:07 PM
Nifty stuff, thanks for the links, Reichu.

I might have some kwayzee harpy pictars to put up soon...or I can just laze about and work on what I should be working on. :P

Mr. Tines
September 8th, 2005, 12:18 PM
Mr. Tines got the pics from here (http://scm.cside.com/main.html#data) (a site AA found and more gratiously shared with me...).

Actually I found them on a well known image board, without clear provenance.

But to celebrate post 1024, some more gleanings

http://www.ravnaandtines.com/eva/ReiGendo-1.jpg
http://www.ravnaandtines.com/eva/ReiGendo-2.jpg
http://www.ravnaandtines.com/eva/Ritsuko2.jpg

and not forgetting whose thread it is...
http://www.ravnaandtines.com/eva/HikariFlowers.jpg

Headcrab
September 8th, 2005, 01:49 PM
promise me this, no-more rei-gendo pairings alright? I think we're all sick of that

Mr. Tines
September 8th, 2005, 01:53 PM
^Well, there are very few that are tastefully executed.

But doesn't Gendo look so sweet asleep like that?

Supercat
September 8th, 2005, 02:58 PM
Hey, speaking of Gendo, I suppose now's as good a time as any to insert my own crappy fanart...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v408/_Supercat_/Drawings/Fan%20art/gendo3.jpg

And the Gendo with whip picture I was talking about earlier... I decided to link it because for some reason, it came out looking HUGE

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v408/_Supercat_/Drawings/Fan%20art/gendo.jpg

It's a joke that came from another Eva forum actually, in which someone pointed out that the Geofront did get the crap beat out of it in several episodes, and then later appeared to be allright. I'm not sure as to how true this is, but it raised the question, well, how does the base get repaired so quickly? Though, in retrospect, it is kind of a lame joke, and I also realize that there are several problems of proportions with it, but, eh, it was an old drawig anyway. I guess I really just wanted an excuse to draw Gendo with a whip. ^_^

Magami No ER
September 8th, 2005, 03:13 PM
Ritsuko looks nice. :)

ShyanHaiJin
September 8th, 2005, 03:54 PM
Hmm, look what I found.
http://www.2adultflashgames.com/f/f-13.htm
Wonder how well known this is?

sikyon
September 8th, 2005, 03:57 PM
Very well known. On newgrounds.

Vaikyuko
September 8th, 2005, 04:06 PM
Hmm, look what I found.
http://www.2adultflashgames.com/f/f-13.htm
Wonder how well known this is?

Played it a few times. Fairly challenging for the kind of game it is, IMO. Overall, not badly executed (Angel battles are pretty funny...).

And yes, I play H Eva games [and read the H doujins, too. Fear me].

ShyanHaiJin
September 8th, 2005, 04:29 PM
lol, just finished it. Hey I thought there was H in it? Oh well, wasted my time :(

Vaikyuko
September 8th, 2005, 05:42 PM
lol, just finished it. Hey I thought there was H in it? Oh well, wasted my time :(

Curses, there isn't any? Darn. Reminds me of that Galaxy Angel sim I slaved over for at least a day... :P

Reichu
September 8th, 2005, 07:14 PM
You peeps do realize that it would be e-a-s-y to turn Rei into Yui in those pics, right? But Rei looks so dodgy in the first one, I wouldn't bother... Now, the SECOND...

Magami No ER
September 8th, 2005, 07:20 PM
But blue is sexier to some. ;)
Nice avi. :P

HitokiriShadow
September 8th, 2005, 08:23 PM
Hmm, look what I found.
http://www.2adultflashgames.com/f/f-13.htm
Wonder how well known this is?

I remember that game. It was funny. Among other things, you can get Rei drunk. And see Kaworu get stabbed in the eye.

Takumi
September 8th, 2005, 09:25 PM
Hmm, look what I found.
http://www.2adultflashgames.com/f/f-13.htm
Wonder how well known this is?

I'm retarded Shinji! HURRAY! ^_^

Ritsuko: im in ur house stalkin u

me: k thx

*later*

me: y helo thar rei but secks?

Rei: gtfo

me: </3

*later*

Mathaniel: lol im in ur base

me: sif! I pwn j00

Mathaniel: lol at field

me: rofl buttonmashar!!!!1!1

Yui: n00b

me: sif! I r l33t

Mathaniel: ow f__k u!

me: lmao

*later*

Kaworu: y helo thar

me: STAB!

Kaworu: -_- my eye

*later*

Rei: <3 u

me: lol

tv33
September 9th, 2005, 08:01 PM
The girls of Eva, winning the War on Terrorism one photo shoot at a time. (http://tinypic.com/dlsraq.jpg)

And to add to the parodies being posted I re-stumbled across this the other day…

End of RahXephon? (http://tinypic.com/dlsrcp.jpg)

Magami No ER
September 9th, 2005, 08:05 PM
Goddammit, not only is that last link not able to locate the server, I have XXX offers all over my comp now. >.<
Sorry. -_-;

Sushikins
September 9th, 2005, 08:06 PM
Goddammit, not only is that last link not able to locate the server, I have XXX offers all over my comp now. >.<
Sorry. -_-;
Ouch...I got the image just fine though... not gonna click on it again though

Magami No ER
September 9th, 2005, 08:46 PM
I'm on AOL now, so I see it now. :)

AchtungAffen
September 9th, 2005, 08:55 PM
http://pics.reiliberationparade.com.ar/articles/189_eva.jpg

Magami No ER
September 9th, 2005, 08:57 PM
Replace that face with Reichu's, and add me as San and Treize as a harpy. :P
BTW, are they supposed to be anyone, or are they generic otaku?

Vaikyuko
September 10th, 2005, 11:13 AM
Replace that face with Reichu's, and add me as San and Treize as a harpy. :P
BTW, are they supposed to be anyone, or are they generic otaku?

You know it. :P

I think they're just generic otaku, but I might be wrong (maybe staff or something?).

Digitalex
September 10th, 2005, 11:51 AM
AA...OMGLOL! That pic is hilarious. I promised I would never Cosplay but that picture just gave me an idea. :lol:

Reichu
September 10th, 2005, 05:18 PM
Wow, that's special. The sad thing is, I WOULD dress up as Sho or Sachi if only I had the outfits. This Gainax top page illo more than makes up for the scary one with the penguin and the seal.

BTW, does anyone have the "Imposter Kyoko" ransom poster image? I know Magami did one, and then Hexon refurbished it... I don't feel like combing the site for an image that might not even be there anymore, so if anyone could post one, or both, that would be g-reat....

Magami No ER
September 10th, 2005, 05:32 PM
My crappy ones still exist, but Hexon's is dead(page 13)

http://img158.exs.cx/img158/905/wanted7iz.png
Compository scketches:
http://img115.exs.cx/img115/7518/2headsl9zv.png

I could do better now.

Hexon.Arq
September 11th, 2005, 05:55 PM
I forgot to "pay the electric bill", so my hosting is on the fritz until my next paycheck. I also failed to change the font to "Stagecoach".

In the meantime, here's the stupid Photobucket chibi-fukkup version.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/Hexon_Arq/d65a3720.jpg

Sushikins
September 11th, 2005, 06:03 PM
I forgot to "pay the electric bill", so my hosting is on the fritz until my next paycheck. I also failed to change the font to "Stagecoach".

In the meantime, here's the stupid Photobucket chibi-fukkup version.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/Hexon_Arq/d65a3720.jpg
Thats very good. I like the reward part

Reichu
September 11th, 2005, 06:14 PM
:lol: It's still great. Will you be able to post the full-size version at some point? I want to use it in my Geektionary entry for "Evil Gekijouban Kyoko" -- or whatever variation is the most mainstream at this point. I can't really recall anyone using "EGK" aside from me.

Sushikins
September 11th, 2005, 06:16 PM
:lol: It's still great. Will you be able to post the full-size version at some point? I want to use it in my Geektionary entry for "Evil Gekijouban Kyoko" -- or whatever variation is the most mainstream at this point. I can't really recall anyone using "EGK" aside from me.
Id rather say EGK rather than Evil Gekijouban Kyoko

HeWhoPostsStuff
September 11th, 2005, 06:59 PM
I want to use it in my Geektionary entry for "Evil Gekijouban Kyoko" -- or whatever variation is the most mainstream at this point. I can't really recall anyone using "EGK" aside from me.
"Guy In Suit" always worked for me, heh heh, though you're the one who originally came up with it, IIRC.

Reichu
September 11th, 2005, 07:02 PM
"Guy in Suit" cannot even begin the describe the evilness that is EGK!

Magami No ER
September 11th, 2005, 07:13 PM
Absolute Serious Sin.
;)

Sushikins
September 11th, 2005, 07:18 PM
I wish I cared enough to come up with something witty *hides in preparation of heavy things being thrown in his direction*

Magami No ER
September 11th, 2005, 07:20 PM
No one's that touchy here, Sushi. :P

Headcrab
September 11th, 2005, 07:20 PM
^Well, there are very few that are tastefully executed.

But doesn't Gendo look so sweet asleep like that?
As sweet as a cancerous Tumor/fish sandwich

Sushikins
September 11th, 2005, 07:23 PM
No one's that touchy here, Sushi. :P
It was more just past experience...kinda like the time I mentioned I didnt care if cagalli died in the middle of a bucha Cagalli fans...was a bad Idea..anyway. I agree with Headcrab about that pic

Takumi
September 11th, 2005, 09:39 PM
http://www.wakachan.org/os/src/1126411235558.jpg

Damn you, Steve Jobs.

God damn you. >_<

Magami No ER
September 12th, 2005, 05:13 PM
^It's an X. -_-;
Yui from episode 1 needed a face lift, it was about time!
http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/9310/eva1140kr.jpg

Sushikins
September 12th, 2005, 05:18 PM
^It's an X. -_-;
Yui from episode 1 needed a face lift, it was about time!
http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/9310/eva1140kr.jpg
Did u do that? If so, nice ^_^

Magami No ER
September 12th, 2005, 05:51 PM
Yupper, fixed the ugly porportions and the lack of mouth. I could've fixed it even more, but I haven't the time...

Takumi
September 12th, 2005, 09:19 PM
Gendo, for some reason, puts me in mind of an old panther. He may not be what he was when he was younger but he's still very bloody dangerous. It scares me to see him near people.

Reichu
September 13th, 2005, 02:17 PM
I attempted to do a painting of a "corrected" version of that image... but I kept on screwing up on the helmet and it's still lying in my very big pile of unfinished works. :P

Beyond! My creation! It's a demon!

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y289/Reichu/shuujin_krippy-photo-omg.jpg

Hmm, yeah. I'd need to start that one from scratch. For one thing, the various parts (face, jaw piece, other helmet parts) aren't shown from a consistent POV. DOH! Even if it were right, her face isn't in my current style, where I go for more human-like eyelids (the pink vulval lids disturb me; they look better same color as the other skin) and the different skin shades gradiate into one another.

Oh well, one day...

Reichu
September 13th, 2005, 03:50 PM
Oh... by the way, does anyone think this would an inappropriate basis for an avatar? Kekekekeke...

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y289/Reichu/harpy_uh-yeah_small.gif

Magami No ER
September 13th, 2005, 04:35 PM
^:lol: Making it seem even more wrong...:P
2^ That's still nice...

Takumi
September 13th, 2005, 05:31 PM
Oh... by the way, does anyone think this would an inappropriate basis for an avatar? Kekekekeke...

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y289/Reichu/harpy_uh-yeah_small.gif

*insert shinji style scream here*

I'M MAKING THIS INTO A YTMND

Vaikyuko
September 14th, 2005, 02:00 PM
Be sure and post it. =P

Nice work, Reichu. More harpy pics = better. :P

Magami No ER
September 14th, 2005, 02:07 PM
Treize would love that if only that was an actual harpy head and not the mutated Rei one. :naughty:
Yes, I mean love in that way.

Vaikyuko
September 14th, 2005, 06:13 PM
Treize would love that if only that was an actual harpy head and not the mutated Rei one. :naughty:
Yes, I mean love in that way.

Yes. Yes'm I would. :P

*runs off to draw naughty harpy pics*

Magami No ER
September 14th, 2005, 06:40 PM
Ah, I love the disturbing & strange peeps, so wonderfully amusing..:P

Reichu
September 15th, 2005, 12:53 PM
This one is for Magami.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y289/Reichu/kaworu_pop.gif

Shin-seiki
September 15th, 2005, 12:56 PM
^ Cool! Where'd you get that?! ;)

Magami No ER
September 15th, 2005, 01:04 PM
This one is for Magami.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y289/Reichu/kaworu_pop.gif
I'm honored, since by Kaworu dying, he gets to be giant & white. :)
What program do you make your gifs with, btw?
Oh, and here's s'more for Trieze, though he probably has this:
Fürchten Sie ihr grünes tounge!
http://www.lanceradvanced.com/Illustration/FanArt/Images/EVA05.jpg

Vaikyuko
September 15th, 2005, 01:14 PM
Yep, I haves it. Here's a nifty little something in exchange, drawn by the 1337 one, Nephilim:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y196/Lord_Vega/LungeStanceTitle.jpg

:P

EDIT: Fixed for Reichu (sorry bout that).

Reichu
September 15th, 2005, 02:27 PM
^ Please, man, anything bigger than 400 wide, LINK DON'T EMBED! REICHU CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH!!! Fix, please.

Nephilim is very good at the armored Evas. I definitely admire him from a technical POV, as well. His naked Evas frighten me, though. :shudder: I've said that before, so I'll shut up now.

^ Cool! Where'd you get that?!

:chuckle: Well, I couldn't figure out any practical reason why you gave me every frame, so I figured, "Hey, I'll made an animated GIF, so I can see his head falling again and again and again! YAY!"

I'm honored, since by Kaworu dying, he gets to be giant & white.
What program do you make your gifs with, btw?

White with an appropriate pink tint. ;) On a completely random note, I have a new stupid pet theory that GNK is actually female -- this is the REAL reason why "he" has a completely smooth groin. Adam returned to her original gender, but left the rest of her human form alone because it was "adequately feminine", considering what she used to look like. GAH HAH HAHHHH!

Program is ImageReady. It comes with PhotoShop (how you "acquire" PS is your own business...) and it's really easy to use. Playing around with frames of preexisting animation to get something slightly different is fun, too (as you can see with my "nuking" harpy).

Magami No ER
September 15th, 2005, 03:08 PM
^

On a completely random note, I have a new stupid pet theory that GNK is actually female -- this is the REAL reason why "he" has a completely smooth groin.
GNR as a whole (not the Rei, Lilith, or Adam part) is eitehr a herma or genderless(yeah right), in a God sorta why. In anycase, only Kaworu's face was seen by Shinji, that's all that was needed for him to relax. It was obvious in the shower scene he saw something good we didn't. ;) j/k though, because males in NGE don't have "outside" winkies. >.> I'm never typing that word again.

Program is ImageReady. It comes with PhotoShop (how you "acquire" PS is your own business...) and it's really easy to use. Playing around with frames of preexisting animation to get something slightly different is fun, too (as you can see with my "nuking" harpy).
Oh I know, Mr. Gundam and Levon showed me their wonderful gifs. :)
And I have PS...maybe I have image ready. O.O *sprints*

K2Grey
September 15th, 2005, 03:46 PM
I don't think there's any regular Japanese animation which depicts genitalia due to censorship laws. I'd just as rather not see them anyway.

Magami No ER
September 15th, 2005, 03:51 PM
Yes, that's the technical reason. But we must make things like this up to amuse ourselves.

Reichu
September 15th, 2005, 06:42 PM
Genitalia are just another part of the animalian body. Nothing intrinsically wrong with them. All the other animals are just walking around with their parts exposed and none of them care (and if you're a bonobo... well, Google and see what I mean). They'll sniff and lick each other and it's no big deal. Human taboos are pretty bizarre when you look at the big picture.

millinniummany3
September 15th, 2005, 06:51 PM
And let's face it, they're instrumental (no pun intended) to pretty much all of us being here, and censors freak out at nudity and sex while graphic violence and mutilation are perfectly acceptable.

Reichu
September 15th, 2005, 10:51 PM
*insert shinji style scream here*

I'M MAKING THIS INTO A YTMND

Now that I finally know what a YTMND is, I'm scared. What song would you use, I wonder?

Takumi
September 15th, 2005, 10:58 PM
Now that I finally know what a YTMND is, I'm scared. What song would you use, I wonder?

The "I'm too Sexy for My Shirt" song, maybe? Just a random thought. If you can think of a better song please tell me.

I could also use the Spinnas song. Get on AIM, I'll send you the link to it. It's a little too spicy for the boards,

Magami No ER
September 16th, 2005, 08:48 AM
Genitalia are just another part of the animalian body. Nothing intrinsically wrong with them. All the other animals are just walking around with their parts exposed and none of them care (and if you're a bonobo... well, Google and see what I mean). They'll sniff and lick each other and it's no big deal. Human taboos are pretty bizarre when you look at the big picture.
Eh true but they're have always been reason for trying to not be exposed that were more practical then prudish (or fear of laws)
I just take em' taboos as little quirks of humanity.

Reichu
September 16th, 2005, 10:00 AM
@Takumi: For some reason, my mind automatically gravitates towards "Staying Alive"... Now if only I had the talent to replace the background with disco lights.

@Magami: What were the "practical" reasons? I deal with the taboos since I'm not an anarchist, but I still think they're all quite silly...

Magami No ER
September 16th, 2005, 12:20 PM
I was vaguely refering to the common "naked" taboo, I mean, there are practical reasons for wearing clothes, though more important health wise for older centuries (if ya take a bath nce a year, uh....yeah)

Takumi
September 16th, 2005, 12:30 PM
@Takumi: For some reason, my mind automatically gravitates towards "Staying Alive"... Now if only I had the talent to replace the background with disco lights.


I'll look for a GIF editor and see what I can do about it.

Supercat
September 16th, 2005, 01:00 PM
I agree that the human race holds a lot of odd little taboos, like why guys can take off their shirts, and women can't, (seriously, there's nothing all that special about boobs), but I can see how covering yourself a little bit might be practical. First of all, for warmth. This doesn't apply during the summer, of course. But another reason might be-- Well, I saw A Clockwork Orange the other day, and after reading this thread it got me thinking-- wearing clothes serves as a sort of defense. Okay, I'm sure that sounds silly, but allow me to explain. When do you generally take your clothes off? When taking a shower or changing clothes, having sex, or... being raped, in which case it's not you who takes your clothes off, but, well, you see what I'm saying... When you've got your clothes off, all of a sudden you become vulnerable.

The question is, is that because of the taboo or not? Well, unfortunately, popular culture has left many people ashamed of their bodies, which is really a shame, but I feel that for the most part the need to have clothes evolved from the need to have warmth and eventually the need to have security. Would we be just as safe without our clothes? Of course not.

Plus, think of it as a sort of... Natural procreation barrier. The only time you can have sex is when your partner gives you the mental heads-up-- "Okay, you can awkardly take my clothes off now." Geez, if we ran around without clothes on, screwing each other whenever we felt like it, there'd be way too many of us stinking humans on this planet (there are already quite a few!).

Of course, unfortunately, a side effect of this "security" is that now most people freak out when they see a naked body. :rolleyes: But, hey, not everyone! The French, for example, are notorious for being comfortable with the naked body, and they still wear clothes. *waves around French nationality like the proud little surrender monkey I am* ^_^

Hmm.... I'm sorry, I got a little too into this subject. Heh. ^_^

Magami No ER
September 16th, 2005, 01:12 PM
I love Go Hikari. It makes people interesting. ^_^

Takumi
September 16th, 2005, 07:49 PM
The French, for example, are notorious for being comfortable with the naked body, and they still wear clothes. *waves around French nationality like the proud little surrender monkey I am* ^_^

Hmm.... I'm sorry, I got a little too into this subject. Heh. ^_^

The French were also famous for beating hell out of Europe in their time. ^_^

I don't get it. Women are allowed to push for rights to bare their tits, but I can't walk down the street with Big Man swinging free. ;-;

Sushikins
September 16th, 2005, 07:53 PM
The French were also famous for beating hell out of Europe in their time. ^_^

I don't get it. Women are allowed to push for rights to bare their tits, but I can't walk down the street with Big Man swinging free. ;-;
There's probably a good reason for that :x

Magami No ER
September 16th, 2005, 07:59 PM
Yeah, people fear dicks. Now...
let's get some pictures up in her' now, before I go to far....in my posting.

Magami No ER
September 16th, 2005, 09:41 PM
-_-;
http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/6392/approval9sr.png
No one wants to piss off an Eva.
j/k, but still, a bit TMI.

Takumi
September 17th, 2005, 01:34 AM
-_-;
http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/6392/approval9sr.png
No one wants to piss off an Eva.
j/k, but still, a bit TMI.

....

That's the least attractive looking picture of San-chan I've ever seen.

Reichu
September 17th, 2005, 06:22 AM
I don't get it. Women are allowed to push for rights to bare their tits, but I can't walk down the street with Big Man swinging free. ;-;

It's not the same thing. Boobs are not the homologue of the penis. Boobs are boobs. Guys can go around flashing theirs, no matter how big and nasty they are, and women apparently can't. That's what we call a "double standard".

Nevermind the fact that bras cause beast cancer (I'm not kidding).

SuperCat: Regarding the sex thing, I'm not so sure. People just associate nudity with sex because, well, in our society the two are intimately connected. In cultures where everyone is going around with virtually nothing on, are they having sex constantly? I don't think so -- they've got plenty of better things to do. The human body is just the human body. It's in societies where nudity is a big no-no that the weird attitudes about "private parts" start to show up. IMO, the act of covering ourselves even when not needed for protection against the elements or whatever is very damaging to the human psyche.

This makes me want to do some anthropological reading. :D

Bernard_Monsha
September 17th, 2005, 08:27 AM
As much fun as locker room talks and male bonding through gentalia laced innuendo are maybe you should find a more appropriate venue for them.

Mr. Tines
September 17th, 2005, 11:02 AM
Returning to our scheduled program...

http://www.ravnaandtines.com/eva/horaki.jpg

Go, Hikari!

http://www.ravnaandtines.com/eva/mayumi.jpg

Mayumi, one of the GoS2 girls IIRC

http://www.ravnaandtines.com/eva/akagis.jpg

http://www.ravnaandtines.com/eva/ri-chan.jpg

Before she was a bottle blonde

Vaikyuko
September 17th, 2005, 11:06 AM
Mr. Tines, I love you in a completely heterosexual way for that bottom pic. God knows why she went blonde; she looked a lot better like that. ;)

Magami No ER
September 17th, 2005, 11:22 AM
As much fun as locker room talks and male bonding through gentalia laced innuendo are maybe you should find a more appropriate venue for them.
Have you read all of this thread? -_-;
Anyway, nice Ritsuko picture. ^_^

Dr. Nick
September 17th, 2005, 11:42 AM
Mayumi, one of the GoS2 girls IIRC

I believe she only appears in the Impression series.

As a somewhat related note, I've heard the infamous Shinji Ikari Raising Project / Pimpin simulator features some new side-dish characters:

Miscellaneous NERV technicians
In Shinji Ikari Raising Project, three NERV technicians are named, who may have previously been shown unnamed:

- Kaede Agano (阿賀野カエデ Agano Kaede)
- Aoi Mogami (最上アオイ Mogami Aoi)
- Satsuki Ooi (大井サツキ Ooi Satsuki)

So, anyone got any pictars?

Before she was a bottle blonde

Huh huh... someone is filling out her fuku quite nicely... an Eva-prequel... yes...

Mr. Tines
September 17th, 2005, 11:44 AM
Mr. Tines, I love you in a completely heterosexual way for that bottom pic. God knows why she went blonde; she looked a lot better like that. ;)


I think the phrase you are looking for is "like a brother" :)

Magami No ER
September 17th, 2005, 11:45 AM
No, Trieze just couldn't resist a chance to type the letters "s" "e" "x" together. :P



j/k

Vaikyuko
September 17th, 2005, 12:22 PM
No, Trieze just couldn't resist a chance to type the letters "s" "e" "x" together. :P
j/k

You betcha. :P j/k (yeah, I guess that's the phrase I seek). I shall have random Eva images up soon! Yay!

That reminds me. Does anyone have pictars of the "proto" EVA-01? I have one from, IIRC, Der Mond, but I can't be sure, and the design differs from the ones seen at Absolute Evangelion Field (or whatever that site is called...absolute something or other).

tv33
September 17th, 2005, 12:33 PM
So, anyone got any pictars?

You can (kind of) see the three of them in the background on this picture (http://tinypic.com/dqi1xd.jpg)

And I only have a close up of one of them, here (http://tinypic.com/dqi24z.jpg)

Unfortunately I don’t have any more though; I think I got these two off of 4chan a few months ago.

HeWhoPostsStuff
September 17th, 2005, 01:15 PM
I believe she only appears in the Impression series.
I think you're right, I think she was on the cover of "2nd Impression," not sure about the first one though.

And ugh, I REALLY don't like the art style used in "Shinji Raising Project," in case anyone cares, heh.

Takumi
September 17th, 2005, 01:21 PM
Guys can go around flashing theirs, no matter how big and nasty they are,

No, no you can't, unless you like being arrested for indecent exposure and\or sexual harassment. And underwear and pants can cause the testicles to become infertile. -_-;

millinniummany3
September 17th, 2005, 01:24 PM
And I only have a close up of one of them, here (http://tinypic.com/dqi24z.jpg)

Everyone hates Shinji for wanting to kill the whole world. :)

You can find a few more pics here (http://www.gamekult.com/tout/jeux/fiches/J000068840_screenshots.html?maj=1&typeMedia=150003), but it seems you have to join to be able to see the full images.

Mr. Tines
September 17th, 2005, 01:26 PM
@Takumi
Hush, please.

This is a thread for gonzo Eva pics, not for attracting heat from the mods. Take it to PMs.

Reichu
September 18th, 2005, 05:41 AM
Ritsuko makes a bad blonde and a hot... whatever that color is. Don't you think? (http://www.evacommentary.org/images_stupid/reichu_ritsuko_hair.jpg)

Link for Dr. Nick: http://www.gainax.co.jp/soft/shinji/chara.html

Vaikyuko
September 18th, 2005, 07:00 AM
I really have to learn how the devil to use that PS 7.0 sitting on my comp sooner or later, if only for such schtuff as that. :P

Thanks for the other link too, I was curious about those new characters. Now that that's taken care of, though...I found an image of the EVA-01 prototype design I'm looking for more pics of. Here it is:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y196/Lord_Vega/ProtoEVA-01Sachiel.jpg

Reichu
September 18th, 2005, 11:05 AM
I'll try to dig up some more later. I have a lot of prototype images lying around. Do you care if they're in B&W?

Vaikyuko
September 18th, 2005, 11:10 AM
I'll try to dig up some more later. I have a lot of prototype images lying around. Do you care if they're in B&W?

Not really. It's the design I'm after. To my knowledge, no one has ever included the proto design in a doujin. I figure I can toss it into mine (besides, it'll be easier for me to draw than the regular EVA-01...I have trouble doing the head). :P

millinniummany3
September 18th, 2005, 01:40 PM
The color is marrow, I believe.

Dr. Nick
September 21st, 2005, 01:37 PM
To celebrate my thousandth post on AN, it's time to bring out the weirder-than-life images. Muahahaha haa!

Ready, steady, go!
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/advent_gendo.jpg

For what I've heard, they're expensive as hell.
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/iva.jpg

IT'S A STORMTROOPER!
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/stormtrooper.gif

Dr. Nick
September 21st, 2005, 01:41 PM
Something for the boys:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/Asuka_penshirt.jpg

Something for the girls (even though there aren't any on the internet):
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/kaworu_teh_aviator.jpg

I'm not really sure about the target audience of this one:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/pop02.jpg

Dr. Nick
September 21st, 2005, 01:56 PM
Crossover pie time!
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/zakueva.jpg

Hmmm, pie... I like pie.
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/evakey.jpg

I don't really have any explanation for this mind-expanding image (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/wtf.jpg). It appears to be some sort of parody featuring some of the OS Girls (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OS_Girls), but that's all I can tell.

Even less explanation for this (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/wtf2.jpg). There's Sachiel and mini-Sachiel, Spiderman, and in the middle there appears to be some kind of lecherous Gaiking-cosplayer, but god only knows what those other creatures are.

And so that truth wouldn't be forgotten. (http://www.northarc.com/~ke6isf/convention/acen/1999/cosplay/00000215.JPG)

And finally, a creation of my own, arguably the worst image this thread has seen to date. If you're able to get the joke (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/shinji_multitrack.jpg), chances are that you suck at life. :P

Sushikins
September 21st, 2005, 02:06 PM
Those Eva Zakus are by far my favorite of all of those

Reichu
September 21st, 2005, 02:13 PM
To celebrate my thousandth post on AN, it's time to bring out the weirder-than-life images. Muahahaha haa!

I bet I have weirder!


Ready, steady, go!
<insert Advent Gendo>

WHY!!?!?!? DEAR GAWD, WHY!!!???


IT'S A STORMTROOPER!

I'm not sure whether to be amused or frightened...

I'm not really sure about the target audience of this one:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/pop02.jpg

That's for the PC card game "American Page 1". (Eva characters + Western motif = fun fun fun!) Strangely, the only place where I've seen a single image from the game is the Gainax website.

Crossover pie time!
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/zakueva.jpg

:| I don't get it...

Hmmm, pie... I like pie.

Methinks that Key's plugsuit has a built-in Wonder Bra.

I don't really have any explanation for this mind-expanding image (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/wtf.jpg). It appears to be some sort of parody featuring some of the OS Girls (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OS_Girls), but that's all I can tell.

I've seen that image before, too. It makes a little more sense upon learning of the OS-tan girls, but I still want to know what Dilbert and Dogbert are doing there, too.

Even less explanation for this (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/wtf2.jpg).

WTF, mate?

And so that truth wouldn't be forgotten. (http://www.northarc.com/~ke6isf/convention/acen/1999/cosplay/00000215.JPG)

WTF, mate?^2

And finally, a creation of my own, arguably the worst image this thread has seen to date. If you're able to get the joke (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/shinji_multitrack.jpg), chances are that you suck at life. :P

While I don't get the joke, I do want the clean version of that image. :D

Vaikyuko
September 21st, 2005, 02:40 PM
:| I don't get it...

The Evas are colored as Zaku IIs from Gundam. The only eye visible is pink, like the monoeye of the Zaku II.

Here's some lineart of the MS:
Original 1979 Version (http://www.mahq.net/mecha/gundam/msgundam/ms-06f.jpg)
1996 08th MS Team Version (http://www.mahq.net/mecha/gundam/08thmsteam/ms-06f.jpg)
Original 1979 Version (Commander Type) (http://www.mahq.net/mecha/gundam/msgundam/ms-06s.jpg)

Dr. Nick
September 21st, 2005, 02:45 PM
I bet I have weirder!

1. Are you sure? (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/PLEASANT.gif) EDIT: Yes, it is a crappy composite. So sue me!
2. If you're serious - show us!
3. Okay, that Asuka-image is by no means weird, but at least it's work-safe.

Mr. Tines
September 21st, 2005, 03:11 PM
1. Are you sure? (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/PLEASANT.gif) EDIT: Yes, it is a crappy composite. So sue me!

Or, equivalently, back on page 28, the episode 20 shot from

http://www.kabe.to/~teo/anime/eva/

millinniummany3
September 21st, 2005, 04:37 PM
1. Are you sure? (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/PLEASANT.gif)

My eyes are bleeding.

Reichu
September 21st, 2005, 04:58 PM
1. Are you sure? (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/PLEASANT.gif) EDIT: Yes, it is a crappy composite. So sue me!

Been there, seen that. ;) I want the original of that... Whoever was responsible for that scanslation needs to be beaten severely with a large, smelly bass.

2. If you're serious - show us!

I've probably exhausted most of my resources already, which would make that a bluff. But... if I DO have any secret weapons, I'll save them for when I need them. MWA HAH HAH!!!

Or, equivalently, back on page 28, the episode 20 shot from

http://www.kabe.to/~teo/anime/eva/

"HAIRU HITORA-!" is still the best thing on that site.

HeWhoPostsStuff
September 21st, 2005, 06:52 PM
I don't really have any explanation for this mind-expanding image (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/wtf.jpg)...Even less explanation for this (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/wtf2.jpg).
SOMEthing in there has got to be a worthy follow-up avatar to Porky Ayanami.

Methinks that Key's plugsuit has a built-in Wonder Bra.
Isn't that more or less a requirement for any anime constume...provided it bothers to cover up the wearer's chest in the first place?

AchtungAffen
September 21st, 2005, 08:03 PM
Some pics on the 3 new Shinji Ikusei game characters.

Them marriage: Kaede (http://www.reiliberationparade.com.ar/downloads/galerias/galeria_1/imagenes_16/ends/03.jpg); Satsuki (http://www.reiliberationparade.com.ar/downloads/galerias/galeria_1/imagenes_16/ends/02.jpg); Aoi (http://www.reiliberationparade.com.ar/downloads/galerias/galeria_1/imagenes_16/ends/04.jpg).

Peep at the locker room (http://pics.reiliberationparade.com.ar/articles/ISIK_staff.jpg)

Aw gawd! They gave Kensuke an Eva. (http://www.reiliberationparade.com.ar/downloads/galerias/galeria_1/imagenes_16/61.jpg)

Takumi
September 22nd, 2005, 03:24 AM
Aw gawd! They gave Kensuke an Eva. (http://www.reiliberationparade.com.ar/downloads/galerias/galeria_1/imagenes_16/61.jpg)

Hurray for the little guy!

http://harpyualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com/

harpy: ualuealuealeuale!

Z Metalla
September 22nd, 2005, 04:22 AM
A somewhat different Lilith-Rei concept.... (http://home.graffiti.net/zmsimages:graffiti.net/reilith.jpg)

Yeah, crappy sketch by me. But it's a crazy Eva-related image nonetheless. Few will get the reference here, probably. :P

Shinji Ikkusei Girls: Hmm, Aoi seems to have some major megalomaniac tendencies. :O
"The world will be ours, Shinji! All will bow before their master and mistress! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Aheheheh, uhh, Aoi? You're... scaring me."
"Good! If you're scared, the world will fall to us easily! It's all mine! Er, ours. ALL OURS."
"Why's it always the psychopaths?"

Yeeeah....

And Giant Naked Gendo is your god. :P

Here's a bonus image of Chaos (Transcended) Yui. Fwahaha! (http://home.graffiti.net/zmsimages:graffiti.net/chaosyui.jpg)

I'll go away now. Ta ta! -_-;

Shin-seiki
September 22nd, 2005, 05:32 AM
hot off of 4chan:
http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/4140/11273689941603nj.th.jpg (http://img366.imageshack.us/my.php?image=11273689941603nj.jpg)

"Love and Marriage, Love and Marriage...." :lol:

and, while I'm at it:
http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/4676/11273836212301yp.th.jpg (http://img366.imageshack.us/my.php?image=11273836212301yp.jpg)

Mr. Tines
September 22nd, 2005, 10:44 AM
Aw gawd! They gave Kensuke an Eva. (http://www.reiliberationparade.com.ar/downloads/galerias/galeria_1/imagenes_16/61.jpg)

But of course...

http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/Xmas/Hikari_pilot.jpg

...even though his plugsuit colour-scheme is not consistent.

ShyanHaiJin
September 22nd, 2005, 10:57 AM
I'm often curious... how can you control such a complex bio-mecha... with only two joystick-like controllers? Not only that, but apparently they both only have 1 axis, forward and backwards :j

KVN
September 22nd, 2005, 11:13 AM
I always thought that the physical control yokes were essentially placebos, and that the primary function was controlled telepathically in some way.

Ken-Ohki
September 22nd, 2005, 11:18 AM
I always thought that the physical control yokes were essentially placebos, and that the primary function was controlled telepathically in some way.


Indeed, otherwise why would they feel the pain of their evas? Or worry about levels of psychological compatability? I'm almost certain the controllers do nothing and the pilots need only sit and think.

ShyanHaiJin
September 22nd, 2005, 01:20 PM
It seems like they usually use the controllers to aim guns. And to tug on them helplessly when their evas don't work

HeWhoPostsStuff
September 22nd, 2005, 01:40 PM
Here's a bonus image of Chaos (Transcended) Yui. Fwahaha! (http://home.graffiti.net/zmsimages:graffiti.net/chaosyui.jpg)
"Not only am I a member of the Hair Club for Evas..."

(sorry for the plagiarism Reichu, I couldn't resist.)

Magami No ER
September 22nd, 2005, 01:41 PM
Crossover pie time!
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/zakueva.jpg

Zaku Zaku! Cannonical Fodder?^^
They should've used Zero. :P Guess that symbolic horn was too iconic. ;)
^Creepy.^^;

Vaikyuko
September 22nd, 2005, 01:51 PM
Not to sound like a broken record (again), but:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y196/Lord_Vega/ProtoEVA-01Sachiel.jpg

Can anyone help me grab proto images? *desires teh proto images* :P

Ironfoot
September 22nd, 2005, 05:16 PM
Not to sound like a broken record (again), but:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y196/Lord_Vega/ProtoEVA-01Sachiel.jpg

Can anyone help me grab proto images? *desires teh proto images* :P

Here's another:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v242/ironfoot/Evangelion/Der_Mond_Yoshiyuki_Sadamoto_065_066.jpg

If I had a scanner, I could really help you out. I'll go search around online. :)

millinniummany3
September 22nd, 2005, 05:18 PM
You want the Der Mond images? I have one of the books of them right here.

Takumi
September 22nd, 2005, 06:03 PM
I can imagine what I'd do with the controllers...

Misato: DEAR GOD! What is that Eva doing to that Angel?!

*minutes later*

Misato: I...think...i'm going....to throw up....

The Eva Monkey
September 22nd, 2005, 07:26 PM
http://www.evamonkey.com/randomimages/energizerthread.jpg

Magami No ER
September 22nd, 2005, 07:32 PM
^Yup. And will continue so. XD

Prons
September 22nd, 2005, 07:35 PM
Aw gawd! They gave Kensuke an Eva. (http://www.reiliberationparade.com.ar/downloads/galerias/galeria_1/imagenes_16/61.jpg)

Good. Because Kensuke is a better Eva pilot then Shinji could ever hope to be :naughty:

Magami No ER
September 22nd, 2005, 07:36 PM
Eww...why yellow? He looked better in olive.

Takumi
September 22nd, 2005, 07:37 PM
Good. Because Kensuke is a better Eva pilot then Shinji could ever hope to be :naughty:

I agree with this.

K2Grey
September 22nd, 2005, 09:12 PM
I agree with this.

Put Kensuke up against Shamshel and see how well he does :)

He may be enthusiastic but he just hasn't got what it takes. In ep 19 Shinji demonstrated what it takes: you don't need N2s, bombs, guns, knives, both arms, or sanity to win... you just need some old-fashioned pSyChO rAgE!!!!

(oh yeah and working batteries)

RyoTD
September 22nd, 2005, 11:53 PM
He may be enthusiastic but he just hasn't got what it takes. In ep 19 Shinji demonstrated what it takes: you don't need N2s, bombs, guns, knives, both arms, or sanity to win... you just need some old-fashioned pSyChO rAgE!!!!
Me agree. Here's what a Kensuke vs. Zeruel battle would be like:

Kensuke's Eva-14 is standing in the geofront, awaiting the arrival of the mighty Angel.

"Sugoi.... So many weapons...! And I actually get the use them! This is my lucky day!"

A loud explosion rocks the geofront, and Zeruel enters trough the hole ve blasted mere seconds ago.

"Sugoi! It's an Angel! And I'm gonnna fight it! I-I can't believe it!"

Kensuke quickly grabbed two rifles, and began to blast away at the vaugely humanoid form that was now hovering in the air above him.

"Su... Sugoi! These weapon's power is incredible! This will be an easy match! And I will be hailed as a glorious champion of humanity... Heck, maybe Misato-san will ask me to live with her instead of that loser, Ikari! I can't believe how lucky I am! Sugoi!"

That was before an arm shaped like a long, sharp piece of toilet paper approached Eva-14 rapidly. In the very last moment, the Eva was suddenly given concious thought. Her eyes turned red, and it opened it's mouth...

"Bummer."

... And so spoke her final words before the very, very, long and very, very, sharp piece of toilet paper cut her head off.



In Central Dogma, A slighty drunk Misato shrugged. "**** happens." She slowly turned to Makoto. "Hey, whesch Shin-chan? His pschycho powers would schome in handy right now."

Makoto, equally drunk, replied. "He'sch in the locker romm with Aschuka."

"Isch he pscycho, then?"

"No, he'sch finally having a good schtime, now that Aschuka hasch revealed her undying love for him."

Misato came up with a master plan. "Well, kill that little schlut, will'ya? That schould make Schinji pschycho again."

Makoto stood up. "Roger that, Miss Stress."

Takumi
September 23rd, 2005, 01:21 AM
Put Kensuke up against Shamshel and see how well he does :)

He may be enthusiastic but he just hasn't got what it takes. In ep 19 Shinji demonstrated what it takes: you don't need N2s, bombs, guns, knives, both arms, or sanity to win... you just need some old-fashioned pSyChO rAgE!!!!

(oh yeah and working batteries)

A lot like saying that an ordinary driver could beat Michael Schumacher on the racetrack by going all out and pushing through it without thinking. Shinji's afflicted with a case of Dumb Luck, something I've come to recognize after I managed to live through three wrecks. Kensuke would use tactics and pure skill to defeat the angel.

Also I think he would actually listen to what Misato has to say.

Dr. Nick
September 23rd, 2005, 04:16 AM
Kensuke would use tactics and pure skill to defeat the angel.

Yeeeeeeah... :rolleyes: Kensuke piloting an Eva = Gai Daigouji.

But that ytmnd-page of yours is awesome, I admit that. :lol:

K2Grey
September 23rd, 2005, 07:49 AM
A lot like saying that an ordinary driver could beat Michael Schumacher on the racetrack by going all out and pushing through it without thinking. Shinji's afflicted with a case of Dumb Luck, something I've come to recognize after I managed to live through three wrecks. Kensuke would use tactics and pure skill to defeat the angel.

Also I think he would actually listen to what Misato has to say.

Your car's performance doesn't change whether you go all out or not. Eva's performance seems to, though. I didn't see either Asuka or Rei, both of which are pretty clever, doing too well against Zeruel and considering how all the angels are unique the role of strategy is somewhat decreased since no one has any clue what the next angel will be like, Seele can only guess, and strategizing against a totally unknown enemy is doomed to failure. The only strategy that actually matters is when Misato and 200 NERV techs spend 8 hours discussing how to deal with the angel that has already appeared, but is not due to hit Central Dogma yet.

Ultimately if anyone's strategy was good it was Shinji's, he attacked by surprise and kept up a continuous attack which screwed Zeruel up since his attacks are all long-range and he couldn't really make use of them. But if anyone other than Shinji got their Eva's arm blown off the fight would end instantly, for going through that the pSyChO rAgE is useful.

Prons
September 23rd, 2005, 06:22 PM
I hanv't been following this thread, but has anyone posted THIS yet?

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/9529/11275099377071ur.jpg

millinniummany3
September 23rd, 2005, 06:23 PM
Yes, but a repost's fine by me. Great pic.

Takumi
September 23rd, 2005, 06:27 PM
Your car's performance doesn't change whether you go all out or not. Eva's performance seems to, though. I didn't see either Asuka or Rei, both of which are pretty clever, doing too well against Zeruel and considering how all the angels are unique the role of strategy is somewhat decreased since no one has any clue what the next angel will be like, Seele can only guess, and strategizing against a totally unknown enemy is doomed to failure. The only strategy that actually matters is when Misato and 200 NERV techs spend 8 hours discussing how to deal with the angel that has already appeared, but is not due to hit Central Dogma yet.

Ultimately if anyone's strategy was good it was Shinji's, he attacked by surprise and kept up a continuous attack which screwed Zeruel up since his attacks are all long-range and he couldn't really make use of them. But if anyone other than Shinji got their Eva's arm blown off the fight would end instantly, for going through that the pSyChO rAgE is useful.

If Kensuke had the balls(and I think he does) and got up close, and proceeded to CUT THAT B___H UP, he would win. I can easily see Asuka doing the same, but not Rei.

K2Grey
September 23rd, 2005, 07:34 PM
If Kensuke had the balls to go up close, then he'd get his arm blown off and be killed shortly after.

Now, Asuka could do it, but that's because she's a psycho too. This is why NERV picks strange people for their pilots, because they're more effective. I'm sure Rei could do it as well if she had to, just look at episode #1.

millinniummany3
September 23rd, 2005, 07:36 PM
Hell, look at episode 18. Rei goes well and truely bonzo.

Takumi
September 23rd, 2005, 07:49 PM
If Kensuke had the balls to go up close, then he'd get his arm blown off and be killed shortly after.

Chances are he'd survive it but the Eva would take some massive punishment. A lot of the Angels go down easily once the weakness is divined by the pilot. The thing is, Shinji and Asuka are so emotional they don't think about this. Then it comes to them as they go all out on the angel. Rei is just plain complacent.

Kensuke however would be alert and thinking clearly since he's the most unf_cked up of all of them.

K2Grey
September 23rd, 2005, 08:19 PM
The angels go down easily once NERV finishes strategizing for 8 hours. I don't see any part where it goes down easily due to pilots seeing specific weaknesses.

And after Kensuke got his Eva's arm blown off he wouldn't be in a condition to avoid getting killed.

Takumi
September 23rd, 2005, 10:07 PM
The angels go down easily once NERV finishes strategizing for 8 hours. I don't see any part where it goes down easily due to pilots seeing specific weaknesses.

But do any of them listen to this?

Hell no. :naughty:

Magami No ER
September 24th, 2005, 08:31 AM
They're merely sexy(I say that while gagging, save for Rei) pawns, the kids. All they need to do is listen to the adults, and use mommy to kill evil things. ;)

Takumi
September 24th, 2005, 10:25 AM
http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/2418/aiqsized9ia.gif

They're merely sexy(I say that while gagging, save for Rei) pawns, the kids. All they need to do is listen to the adults, and use mommy to kill evil things. ;)

Pretty much my point.

And they manage to fail even at that. Like I said, if they put an able and willing person with a lust for blood into an Eva, the angels would get thrashed hardcore.

However, Asuka:

-too emotional and angry
-too excitable
-choke artist(as in chokes up at the worst times and often)

Shinji:

-Waxes emotional at the worst of times
-Flashbacks.
-severely depressed

Rei:

-is a Emo Girl Doll. Enough said.

On an unrelated note:

and use mommy to kill evil things. ;)

"So, you want me to pilot this? I'm not piloting anything with that psychodepressive bitch inside it, thanks. I'm out."

Takumi
September 24th, 2005, 11:26 AM
Oh. My. God.

http://packy.dardan.com/walky/albums/gwalla/akm.jpg

Sushikins
September 24th, 2005, 11:27 AM
Thats....just.....no....just no.

Magami No ER
September 24th, 2005, 11:41 AM
http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/2418/aiqsized9ia.gif




Ahhhhhhhhh!
:censored:
What the ****en **** is that ****!?
(Sorry, that really creeped me out)

Sushikins
September 24th, 2005, 11:43 AM
Ahhhhhhhhh!
:censored:
What the ****en **** is that ****!?
(Sorry, that really creeped me out)
Looks like someone pulled her face up, and yeah, that is pretty creepy

kf1
September 24th, 2005, 05:07 PM
That Rei picture is disturbing.

Here's one I don't think I've seen here before:
http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/7296/brucetimmasuka8tq.jpg

Vaikyuko
September 24th, 2005, 05:25 PM
That Rei picture is disturbing.

Here's one I don't think I've seen here before:
http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/7296/brucetimmasuka8tq.jpg

Holy crap -- it looks like someone took Asuka and drew her in the style of the old Batman Animated Series and Superman Animated Series!! Rock on! *loved both shows*

kf1
September 24th, 2005, 05:31 PM
Holy crap -- it looks like someone took Asuka and drew her in the style of the old Batman Animated Series and Superman Animated Series!! Rock on! *loved both shows*

Actually, they did. Specifically Bruce Timm (the character designer behind those shows).

Headcrab
September 24th, 2005, 07:01 PM
Please refrain from posting pictures of that mal-formed Harry Potter, or I will throw up into my cable modem and by way of strange internet Magic it will spew out of your monitor.

Sushikins
September 24th, 2005, 07:03 PM
That Rei picture is disturbing.

Here's one I don't think I've seen here before:
http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/7296/brucetimmasuka8tq.jpg
Thats an interesting pic...although not my favorite art style

HeWhoPostsStuff
September 24th, 2005, 07:08 PM
Ahhhhhhhhh!
:censored:
What the ****en **** is that ****!?
(Sorry, that really creeped me out)
Maybe I'm just weird, but I actually laughed out loud when I first saw that pic.

Takumi
September 24th, 2005, 08:25 PM
Maybe I'm just weird, but I actually laughed out loud when I first saw that pic.

http://packy.dardan.com/walky/albums/gwalla/amb.jpg

Shin-seiki
September 24th, 2005, 08:34 PM
@Takumi: ^You prolly ought to delete that before it attracts the negative attention of the mods :|

Takumi
September 24th, 2005, 08:37 PM
@Takumi: ^You prolly ought to delete that before it attracts the negative attention of the mods :|

I agree XD

Magami No ER
September 24th, 2005, 08:37 PM
Um...yeah. -_-;
^Much better.

Takumi
September 24th, 2005, 08:38 PM
Um...yeah. -_-;
^Much better.

http://packy.dardan.com/walky/albums/gwalla/alw.sized.jpg

Magami No ER
September 24th, 2005, 08:43 PM
^Best Bulma image ever.
Bulba!

tv33
September 25th, 2005, 05:53 AM
I saw this the other day on 4chan.

Shinku/Asuka (http://tinypic.com/dyxg1i.jpg)

MonkeyBoy0314
September 25th, 2005, 06:03 AM
http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/2418/aiqsized9ia.gif



Pretty much my point.
Holy sh*t dude! That is so wrong, so TOTALLY wrong!

AchtungAffen
September 25th, 2005, 10:24 AM
I saw this the other day on 4chan.

Shinku/Asuka (http://tinypic.com/dyxg1i.jpg)

Does this have anything to do with Cossette no Souzou (http://anidb2.ath.cx/perl-bin/animedb.pl?show=animelist&adb.search=cossette&do.search.x=0&do.search.y=0)?

Magami No ER
September 25th, 2005, 10:36 AM
Something I did for the Gundam forum.
http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/3083/sdb6nx.jpg

Shin-seiki
September 25th, 2005, 10:50 AM
Does this have anything to do with Cossette no Souzou (http://anidb2.ath.cx/perl-bin/animedb.pl?show=animelist&adb.search=cossette&do.search.x=0&do.search.y=0)?Nah, Shinku is from Rozen Maiden (http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/anime.php?id=4463) (great series, btw...)