Go Hikari!

[kf1]

Oh, and VIRGINs. >.> Why's this a topic? :P

Is it really suprising that it would come up in this thread.

*adds name to the 20 and over list*

[Ken-Ohki]

Heh, I'm 30 and a virgin :P I'll be dead at 90 the same way

[kureshii]

*Yawn* tell me when someone announces his/her non-virgin status.

BTW, great scans, whatever was left of the archives. the broken links were kind of a letdown, especially with Rei-san dropping tantalising hints all over the place leading to revelations long wiped off from the Intarwebby. Me want shots of mummified Asuka!

Oh, and links to hi-res archives of Gainax web page covers would be nice, too.

[Magami No ER]

Ya know, I was thinking about (don't know if this should go here but oh well, it's GH!), Reichu, but perhaps instead of doing Shogouki in the the thinker's pose for the FGC, do the lilium Yui instead. Poportoinally wise, it might be better, then there's the whole "end" where The Eva armor reveals the human(Yui) thing.
I think that'd look neat. -_-;

[Reichu]

*Yawn* tell me when someone announces his/her non-virgin status.

Offhand, I know of two non-virgins that come here. Probably at least two others. ;)

No matter. I'm in no hurry.

:is suddenly reminded of thread at EMF that veered onto the subject of masturbation:

Uhhh, moving right along.

BTW, great scans, whatever was left of the archives. the broken links were kind of a letdown, especially with Rei-san dropping tantalising hints all over the place leading to revelations long wiped off from the Intarwebby. Me want shots of mummified Asuka!

If you want the stuff, make a list of the broken links (copy URL, or whatever) and their context, and I can put you in touch with 'em. They're still over here, more than likely.

Oh, and links to hi-res archives of Gainax web page covers would be nice, too.

That's another possibility, unless someone beats me to it.

You may like this. <Zero>

Hells yeah! That's very cool. One of my faves now. (I loved the Xmas Adam Akachan, too.)

But random suggestions, if you like:

The Eva pectorals seem to have a slightly different shape than what you've got going there, judging from the mogitai; the bottom edge distinctively curves up and tucks into the armpit, beneath the deltoid. They do the same thing in us, more or less, but it's really emphasized in Evas because of the shoulder span.

Also, the top two abdominals (rectus abdominis) would probably only be poking out beneath the core. The mogitai don't have any cores to speak of, really, so this problem isn't accounted for. I'm still not sure how things are "rewired" to compensate for having this giant ball in the solar plexus region. Wrap around it, maybe? I'll have to nag somebody who knows better than I.

That's about where my knowledge of muscles ends. :P I can supply pics if you need/want 'em.

On an aside, Keel's Fangirl asked about harpy necks. I was doodling around earlier to figure out a likely shape for the skuill (including cranium), and I have something that only requires the neck to be slightly longer than "normal", if at all. The neck structure can't be terribly different if they have the Adam's apple (heh heh, "Adam") in the right place. I'll post something later -- I'm-a-gonna see if I can tighten up the skull "design" by referencing non-human mammal skulls.

EDIT:

Ya know, I was thinking about (don't know if this should go here but oh well, it's GH!), Reichu, but perhaps instead of doing Shogouki in the the thinker's pose for the FGC, do the lilium Yui instead. Poportoinally wise, it might be better, then there's the whole "end" where The Eva armor reveals the human(Yui) thing.

How do we know it's not just an Eva with flaming hair? ;) That's my latest conclusion. I guess I better just out with it in the Yui/Kyoko thread.

I think that'd look neat.

Wellll, I'll see. I like to avoid drawing breasts when I can. They're hard, in a soft kind of way.

[Seele08]

Since when did my name change to "Keel's Fangirl" :P
also you said you had groudwork sketches? I'm thinking about buying the 2nd movie vol. is it worth the money?

[Mr. Tines]

Reichu does not understand. Please explain.

Mervyn Peake - mid-20th century British author, poet and artist specialising in grotesques. A quick Google will find a few samples of his work. The comparison was meant to be a compliment.

Yucca Mountain - proposed site of a repository for radioactive waste. I was suggesting that such material be treated similarly.


I have now officially been traumatized.

Reichu for the WIN!!!111one

[Reichu]

Mervyn Peake - mid-20th century British author, poet and artist specialising in grotesques. A quick Google will find a few samples of his work. The comparison was meant to be a compliment.

I'll have to look into it... I remember you comparing Azzael's friend, the confusingly-named Azazel (big, red, lanky, retractible neck, blade arms; you might remember the sculpture of her molesting Kyoko-sama) to some other artist. I think it was on account of the ciliate "gastric orifice" that Azazel has located in a very... special place. Too lazy to do a search on EMF now, tho.

Yucca Mountain - proposed site of a repository for radioactive waste. I was suggesting that such material be treated similarly.

Oh, yes. Most definitely. Down there with all of my ooooooold naked Eva drawings, which could cause a disaster on the scale of 2I if mishandled.

Reichu for the WIN!!!111one

My heavens. I never thought I'd live to see the day when Old Man Gilham started talking (er, typing) like that!

The Fuzzy One reveals his weakness. We shall have to exploit it to the full.

Obey Satan!

"Please. Call me Sammael. You leased your soul to me, so we might as well operate on a given name basis."

[Magami No ER]

Maybe I was was going for more of a just plain regullar Yui underneath the armor, in my orginal thought. Ah well. :P

[Takumi]

You know what would really interest Reichu? A fanfic a guy on 4chan found about Shinji having sex with Shogouki, aka EVA 01, aka Yui Ikari, aka his mom. I read it. Gives a whole new meaning to A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY, especially when Shinji walks IN it. People would not stop posting it all over /b/.

Yep, I'm really sorry I didn't save it and give it to her.

The disturbing thing is that I'm rather aroused by the idea of boobs that big. ^_^ It also made me wonder why Gendou spends so much time around Shogouki. ;)

[Seele08]

Sweetheart, what have you been smoking.

[Reichu]

You know what would really interest Reichu? A fanfic a guy on 4chan found about Shinji having sex with Shogouki, aka EVA 01, aka Yui Ikari, aka his mom. I read it. Gives a whole new meaning to A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY, especially when Shinji walks IN it.

Reminds me of the scenario I made wherein Gendo attempts to resume his sexual relations with his wife, and, in the process, becomes the first human tampon. (So to speak.)

Kozo "Ikari! There's enough room in there for both of us!"

The disturbing thing is that I'm rather aroused by the idea of boobs that big. ^_^ It also made me wonder why Gendou spends so much time around Shogouki. ;)

Evas are flat as the flattest board. They do, however, have another round thing in their chest that can produce wonders us poor Lilim can only imagine. (And, in Sho's case anyway, four little round things around it that might be fun to play with, too.) So, would you like soft core or hard core? I like a little bit of both, myself. :naughty:

Evas got it GOOD.

[Seele08]

Thank you Reichu for permantely scarring my brain. Gendo as tampon? Where did this come from....

[Reichu]

When confronted with a woman immensely larger than yourself, you have no solace but to please her with everything you've got. I.e., your entire body. It'd almost be like returning to the womb! ("Men spend the first nine months trying to get out, and the rest of their lives trying to get back in.") However, a safety line would be required to ensure fast removal if need be.

Hence, "human tampon".

Boy, what was that Gendo thinking? Look at all he missed out on! "This is the only way to be with Yui again", Lilith's huge white arse.

[Seele08]

What fanfic did this come from? I've got to read something this bizarre no matter how scarring it may be. I made it through the entirety of the Adam's embryo thread, I can make it through anything.

[Takumi]

The Fanfic was displayed on 4chan's /b/ board. Try there.

@Reichu:

God(and Adam, and Lillith), I don't know know whether to say yes or no...

...my BRAIN is CRUMBLING under the pressure!

When confronted with a woman immensely larger than yourself, you have no solace but to please her with everything you've got. I.e., your entire body. It'd almost be like returning to the womb! ("Men spend the first nine months trying to get out, and the rest of their lives trying to get back in.") However, a safety line would be required to ensure fast removal if need be.

Well, in the Fanfic, Shinji managed to bring EVA 01 to the point of Orgasm, and was spat back out in a flood of "juice" so hard he smacked against a wall and nearly got knocked out. So, I'm thinking if you were trapped inside you'd need to get BUSY, and...

...Man, it's way too early to be talking about this :eek:

[Reichu]

The Gendo Tampon thing is something I came up with independently. "Disturbing" is par for the course over here. :points to cranium: Think I should attempt to write it? I'm willing to bet the outcome wouldn't be pretty -- momentary bliss, followed by bloody death as he is crushed by Yui's tensing Kegels. Evas pack a lot of punch for being fairly lightly muscled -- just imagine how powerful those Kegels would be!

@Takumi: Yes or no about what?

[Takumi]

The Gendo Tampon thing is something I came up with independently. "Disturbing" is par for the course over here. :points to cranium: Think I should attempt to write it? I'm willing to bet the outcome wouldn't be pretty -- momentary bliss, followed by bloody death as he is crushed by Yui's tensing Kegels. Evas pack a lot of punch for being fairly lightly muscled -- just imagine how powerful those Kegels would be!

@Takumi: Yes or no about what?

Uh, let's just forget what I said. :naughty: I wasn't thinking properly in the early morning.

[kureshii]

No matter. I'm in no hurry.

Who is? How can anyone be, when there's still so much Eva to be uncovered, and so much anime to watch...

If you want the stuff, make a list of the broken links (copy URL, or whatever) and their context, and I can put you in touch with 'em. They're still over here, more than likely.

Hmmm, too many to link. Main ones would be all the "http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/..." and "www.evamonkey.com/..." links, wondering if there are any mirrors around.

That's another possibility, unless someone beats me to it.

With all the great thumbnails I've seen on their site, I sure hope someone's been religiously keeping every single Eva-related cover, that would totally rock.

[Reichu]

Hmmm, too many to link. Main ones would be all the "http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/..." and "www.evamonkey.com/..." links, wondering if there are any mirrors around.

The evamonkey.com ones are from when I was using Monkey's webspace. He kicked me off and made me delete everything, hence the plethora of broken links. I've got my own domain now, so as long as I have teh ca$h, the links will be good.

Like I said, make a list of the broken evamonkey.com ones. Post numbers will suffice. PM them to me and I'll see what I can do.

With all the great thumbnails I've seen on their site, I sure hope someone's been religiously keeping every single Eva-related cover, that would totally rock.

I have a bunch. I've even taken note of the artist names for a lot of them. Make me that list, and I'll zip the big ones up for you.

[Seele08]

I hope you plan on uploading all of the Groundworks stuff, otherwise I'm going to buy some of it. Are the movie volumes worth the cash?

[Mr. Tines]

I remember you comparing Azzael's friend, the confusingly-named Azazel (big, red, lanky, retractible neck, blade arms; you might remember the sculpture of her molesting Kyoko-sama) to some other artist. I think it was on account of the ciliate "gastric orifice" that Azazel has

Not an artist, but the descriprions out of HP Lovecraft crossed with one of Olaf Stapledon's starfish-derived humankind

My heavens. I never thought I'd live to see the day when Old Man Gilham started talking (er, typing) like that!

It seemed appropriate in context. Though I suppose should have spelt it "teh WIN"

[Z Metalla]

What did you have in mind?

Well, for starters, it has somewhat to do with the true self, the imagined self and the self out of necessity. I could go into what I mean more thoroughly.... well, I will a little just for the sake of explination.

Second-generation Angels (let's call them, uhm... "Sega" for simplicity's sake), or some of them, have the uncanny ability to change from their form of rejecting human form ("true self"), to a much more hominid form ("imagined self"), at will. It may sound complex and maybe a little... off-kilter, but to the Sega, it's second nature and something they're usually taught to use soon after being "hatched" from the mandorla.

Of course, then from this, also comes another form, created to be pleasing to whatever sentience exists on the world they coose to inhabit more exclusively, or, ah, er, the world they're... sent to put down. If that last bit sounds like the workings via rookie mistake, well, you'd be correct. The first concepts started out before I understood how things work the way I do now. I've adapted around this to being the results of something a bit more... sinister in the Sega's history, kind of in a stange allegory of the convulusion of religion throughout he passing of time. But, ah, back to the subject at hand! Darned tangents!

This would be the "self out of necessity". Hmm, let's set an example of this. What could make several examples at once... Mobius! A fine choice for this. For anyone "in the know" on Mobius, you'll see what I could be getting at. But for the unknowledged, Mobius has a strange mix of sentient life. The main two factions are humans, and anthropomorphic animals. Both evolved seperately, which seems to sound veeery familiar. But let's not go off on that (yet). A Mobian Sega, for example, could make a necessary self that would look like a human, or a furre. The catch to the necessary self is that once a Sega chooses it, they have it forever, and cannot choose another. They can still, however change back into the true self.

That's most of the basics, there. Take the time to mull, blink in disbeleif, wince, or laugh, if not several at once or one after the other in any order.

Oh, my, look at the time! I've got that academic suspension appeal hearing in an hour and a half! Must get ready, yes. I'll respond to everything else when I get back. :)

[Dr. Nick]

^ Dr. RobotNick concludes that you're suffering from a severe case of OCSD (obsessive-compulsive Sonic disorder) and prescribes some Hikaru no Go.

FGC OMAKE SUGGESTION: The best and Worst of Go Hikari, executed in Fashion SWAT (http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2974) style, with additional new off-the-wall comments. Am I right, men?

[Z Metalla]

^ Dr. RobotNick concludes that you're suffering from a severe case of OCSD (obsessive-compulsive Sonic disorder) and prescribes some Hikaru no Go.

I'd be only slightly insulted if I didn't think that were true. :lol: Yes, I do suffer from OCSD to an extent. Hehe. Mobius was the first example that came to my mind that has 2+ forms of intelligent, sentient life, so I'd naturally use it, OCSD or no. Maybe I'll give Hikaru no Go a try, though.

I could probably also have called these Angels the Segen, but hey, 1 less letter to type and it adds up. :D

And the appeal hearing (even if you don't want to know or care)? I was smooth. Smooth as sandpaper. But, I have a feeling it could go either way.

Oh, another fun thing about my OCSD? It was via that, that Eva reached me by word of mouth. An irony of fate, that, eh? ;)

[Z Metalla]

Similar to what?

Our ideas on the new generation. XD

Sera? Is that kind of like Sarai? :chortle:

Sera's a short name for Seraphim, one of me Angels.... actually, the first one I created, in fact (no wonder her name stinks!). Her "rejection" form is kind of spiny and draconic, and the shape of her head is similar to Alchab's, along with the alike two pairs of eyes.

:blush: Well, plain, in what way? Being pale as a ghost?

Exactly that. :) Heh, I have had this strange theory that the reason She glows is because Her skin is completely bioluminescent. XD

You mean the thing in the OP with the ludicrously spindly torso and a strangely undefined head?

Well, I mean the Evas (excluding Her Magnificence Yui-sama, of course...or is that the other way around? Dah...). Also, you know how anime takes off quite a few pounds! Hur hur!

[AchtungAffen]

My collection of 11 gendowned's (http://pics.reiliberationparade.com.ar/articles/gendowned/)

[Reichu]

I hope you plan on uploading all of the Groundworks stuff, otherwise I'm going to buy some of it.

Well, certainly not ALL. I scan in whatever is relevant to discussion, as some of it is quite useful. Some of it is just interesting if you're ... interested in the animation process and the work that goes into it. Which I am.

Are the movie volumes worth the cash?

Depends on how much you're getting them for. I musta spent at least $100 on the two of them, but I couldn't help it... I was having a total eyegasm at Kinokuniya that wouldn't stop. Either that, or I was staring at the key frame drawings for the Ravaging, horrified and fascinated at the same time. I'll be adding some of the useful selections to the FGC archives ("supplemental images") whenever. You can wait and see if they're to your liking before you buy.

^ Dr. RobotNick concludes that you're suffering from a severe case of OCSD (obsessive-compulsive Sonic disorder) and prescribes some Hikaru no Go.

How will "Hikari no go" help matters?

FGC OMAKE SUGGESTION: The best and Worst of Go Hikari, executed in Fashion SWAT style, with additional new off-the-wall comments. Am I right, men?

:looks inside her pants, just to be sure:

Actually, that would be an awesome thing to do once (if...) the FGC forum is set up. If you feel so inclined, you can scour the thread for a crop to start us off (all selected images will be archived at FGC, so broken image links are no problem so long as we know what the image WAS) and isolate what you deem to be worthwhile comments. Anybody who wants to can see what you picked and chip in their own suggestions. Then, Reichu will start the official omake thread at the Promised Time.

Fashion Swat is awesome. I need to read more of it, but I almost lost my arse laughing at the video game fashions one.


@@Z Metalla: A lot of that sounds similar to ideas I developed for BES, only you use different terms for things. Let me splurge a little. Anyone who is bored by theoretical fan-stuff, please go on to the next post. :P

In BES, I've modified some of the "finer" details of the show. The Adanoko's -- or Apostles/Limmudim in BES -- origins are rather different from the anime, but we still have the theme of rejecting the Native Image (the form dictated by DNA) in favor of a personalized Derived Image. It's not entirely certain why they do this while their mother, Adam, does not. (The Evas -- ignoring the harpies for now -- didn't because they lacked souls at the time of the Quickening.) However, this leaning seems to be connected in some way to a myriad of similar angelic entities (who exist beyond the bounds of the universe NGE occured within). Very nearly the same, on a biological level; they would be genetically compatible if not for the strange fact that they are unable to manifest sex organs, even though their souls are "aligned" on a male-female continuum. More to the point, these Edenic angels (from Eden, duh) start, likewise, as humanoid -- the form I call "El'adam", butchered Hebrew for God-Human -- and grow within the mandorla until mid-adolescence. Then, like the Adanoko, they Quicken -- stir into full consciousness, upon which they "reject" human form -- and break free. The form chosen is the Derived Image. It's not fully understood how this image is produced, but it seems to represent, in some way, that person's deepest self. Kind of like you were saying in your own take, all El'adam are capable of Shifting (yes, in caps) back to their Native Image, although as a general rule they feel "uncomfortable" and "vulnerable" in their true bodies. However, those who seek out the symbolic Fruit of Knowledge (which can be acquired by them, however difficultly) will, for some reason, find themselves more and more able to accept their true selves; the Imagined Self (as you put it) becomes less and less necessary.

Also similar to your own ideas, usually one Derived Image is the most one individual can manifest -- unless they're somebody like Armisael and part of their nature is such changeability. (There are also unusual circumstances such as Lilith's; she has four distinct Images in BES.)

When the Evas, ahem, "mingle" with the Apostles and Edenic Angels, the mechanics of Native and Derived Image become extremely convoluted in the resultant offspring (Yaliyd; "iy" is like a long "e")... They are actually something I developed to "justify" my Yaliyd design concepts: I wanted, say, the son of Kyoko & Sachiel to look like a hybrid of the father (Derived Image) and mother (who only has Native). There was no solution for this on a genetic level, since Sachiel and the others are genetically predisposed to be "El'adam". I finally found the solution when I stumbled into the realm of MPB, and everything started to fit together. It was totally awesome, and then previously incomprehensible and nonsensical things in NGE began to make some kind of strange sense.

At any rate, I already posted the 7th Yaliyd, Alchab -- whose design is unrefined as hell. If you want to see the concepts for some of the others, let me know...

I find this Image stuff to be fascinating. Ultimately, in the story, it has thematic applications to every one of us, however strange that might sound. It might be there in NGE, somewhere, deeply hidden, but I plan on making it one of the axiss theme in BES.

Sorry about taking so long, heh. :P

[Magami No ER]

LATE:


Hells yeah! That's very cool. One of my faves now. (I loved the Xmas Adam Akachan, too.)
Sankyuu

But random suggestions, if you like:

The Eva pectorals seem to have a slightly different shape than what you've got going there, judging from the mogitai; the bottom edge distinctively curves up and tucks into the armpit, beneath the deltoid. They do the same thing in us, more or less, but it's really emphasized in Evas because of the shoulder span.
Something I can easily correct, just been drawing muscle headed bishounen like Ken Masters a tad much as of late. -_-;

[Z Metalla]

@ Reichu

*whistles* Wow. That is just.... wow. It's very interesting, all that. ^_^ I definitely see the similarities between them there, as well.

I would like to see more of those concepts, definitely. :D They've fantastic so far. :3

For some reason, I live for theoretical fan stuff, so it wasn't boring at all.

[Vaikyuko]

teh anime is for pr0n!

Oh, that mean you want more?

--

BTW, here's another 23-year-old virgin for the list. I stopped caring about... Scratch that. I never cared. :P

Any chance you've heard of Avenue Q? :P

Yes. I'm officially gay for Alchab. XD

[Magami No ER]

Zero reborn-in color!

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/4635/perfectrei7oo.th.jpg (http://img28.imageshack.us/my.php?image=perfectrei7oo.jpg)

After this, I'm done drawing Evas for a small while. :P

[Vaikyuko]

^I'd hit it.

[kureshii]

Like I said, make a list of the broken evamonkey.com ones. Post numbers will suffice. PM them to me and I'll see what I can do.

Done.

I have a bunch. I've even taken note of the artist names for a lot of them. Make me that list, and I'll zip the big ones up for you.
Hmm, list by month and year, or by original image filename?

[Reichu]

The list you've made is fine. Looking over some of those old posts, putting most of those things back online (individually) again wouldn't be very practical for me. A ZIP might be possible, but it would take a while to throw together. All official show stuff, like screenies and production artwork, will go online, but with the fanart, etc., I'll be a bit more picky about what to archive. FGC isn't an image gallery, after all...

Speaking of which, I've added some crap to the sup images page (http://www.evacommentary.org/supplemental-images.html). Most notable, I'd imagine, are production artwork scans I've done that have been MIA for a while. Enjoy.

[Seele08]

I love those mass production pics, but during the commentary one of the commentators made a good point. How the hell did the Eva that was split in half ever manage to reactivate?

[Shin-seiki]

I love those mass production pics, but during the commentary one of the commentators made a good point. How the hell did the Eva that was split in half ever manage to reactivate?Its core and S^2 were still intact, so it just spread its wings and kept going.

[Seele08]

And the legs and lower body just magicly reattatched? Must be a continuity error.

[Shin-seiki]

And the legs and lower body just magicly reattatched? Must be a continuity error.Who said anything about reattachment?
http://homepage.mac.com/csf2860/Kissing_sux/Legless.jpg

[Seele08]

Lovely, headless evas, legless, evas, armless evas....thanks for posting that...I think...yuk

[Reichu]

Who said anything about reattachment?

Once they get their nasty Rei faces, the rules change a little. (Altho it's not QUITE "reattachment".)

[kureshii]

Speaking of which, I've added some crap to the sup images page (http://www.evacommentary.org/supplemental-images.html). Most notable, I'd imagine, are production artwork scans I've done that have been MIA for a while. Enjoy.

Thanks for the link, found about half the lost images there. Doubt I'll really need the rest, I'll shout out if I need help anywhere else. Man, your stuff is going to take at least a week to seriously ponder through... and that's not including watching Eva & EoE again.

And, umm, about the Gainax covers, is there any way to upload them as well? Or would that be against site policy?

[Reichu]

Thanks for the link, found about half the lost images there.

I doubt it's anywhere near "half". But anything especially cool or worthwhile will eventually end up there. (Or anything that just HAS to be referenced, no matter how terrible. :D )

Man, your stuff is going to take at least a week to seriously ponder through... and that's not including watching Eva & EoE again.

Is that the general reason for the lack of response, I wonder? Most of the theories and observations I've put forth have received barely any confirmation -- some comments from ANF newcomers, nitpicks from OMF, and little else. (The Yui-Kyoko thread isn't doing too bad, tho.) A lot of my so-called "revelations" (a horribly pretentious term, in retrospect) involves fresh (AFAIK) takes on things that have been debated for years, so the lack of input from the people who have been around here longer is especially baffling. And discouraging.

Yep, I have no qualms about making my insecurities public. Why not?

And, umm, about the Gainax covers, is there any way to upload them as well? Or would that be against site policy?

Whose site?

If you don't mind waiting, I'd like to organize them a bit and include the artist names and whatever else seems appropriate. It'd be rather appropriate for an omake feature.

[Mr. Tines]

Most of the theories and observations I've put forth have received barely any confirmation

For my part, it's because just saying "Yes, that sounds reasonable." isn't as much fun as arguing about the red-headed step-child. When I don't have anything significant to challenge or amplify that I could say, I stay shut up, to reduce spammage.

Words of encouragement to keep Reichu's spirits up are not spam in my book, though they don't advance the state of the art very much. It's just cheering from the sidelines on my part.

[Reichu]

Well, yeah, I already heard from you about this. I'm more anxious about the others.

(Arguing is fun? :uhh: )

[Vaikyuko]

Debating the stuff has never been my strong point unless it directly involved the harpies and/or some select Angels (Bardiel being one of the primary ones). Other than that, commentating and being the general Meister des Rieözahnkis is my job. Also, to be honest, I REALLY wanted to read all of your revelations and whatnot, but I honestly haven't had the time and on top of that lost track of what I've read because you posted so many threads at once. =P

Lovely, headless evas, legless, evas, armless evas....thanks for posting that...I think...yuk

Correct, the harpies are beautiful no matter what state they're in. I particularly am fond of my dear EVA-10 (needle gun! needle gun!). :P

Once they get their nasty Rei faces, the rules change a little. (Altho it's not QUITE "reattachment".)

Those Rei faces are MUCH less kawaii than my pretty harpy heads. I'll still take them over nothing, though (of course, if I harpy has a mangled harpy head that's barely there, that would be taken over it, despite technically being nothing. Lollers at technicalities).

[Hara!]

WHERE ARE THE IMAGES!!!

~I screamt...~

but really, life is empty without them...

*~* sniff...

[Reichu]

Debating the stuff has never been my strong point unless it directly involved the harpies and/or some select Angels (Bardiel being one of the primary ones). Other than that, commentating and being the general Meister des Rieözahnkis is my job. Also, to be honest, I REALLY wanted to read all of your revelations and whatnot, but I honestly haven't had the time and on top of that lost track of what I've read because you posted so many threads at once. =P

If something is important enough, one will "find" the time. :P And if you lost track, nothing wrong with starting over. I do that with RPGs all the time. Kekeke.

And your venturing-into-guro-territory attraction to the harpies is one place the biggest fan of the Evangelion form (REAL Evas, not Keel's "customized" ones) simply will not go, despite all the other places she has been. :P (There are perhaps about two instances in BES wherein mild violence and eroticism are mingled, but that's because I love torturing Kyoko and her son.)

[Seele08]

Hey the harpies are cuter than the other evas, Keel obviously knew what he was doing when he had them designed, he just needs to learn how to pilot them a little bit better. And since when did Kyoko have a son?

[Reichu]

You haven't been following this thread very closely, eh? She's a main character of my ambitious spin-off "Beyond Eden's Shores" and, at a point in the story when Sachiel has Shifted into his true, humanoid form, the two engage in Misato/Kaji-style marathon sex for some indeterminate period of time. (For completely different reasons. I think...) Too bad birth control wasn't available.

I'll post designs of the kid -- Azrael -- later. His childhood is at least as fscked-up as Asuka's, and he becomes a very confused young adult. Part of the reason why the Alchab guy I introduced earlier came to be...

Hey, I figure I might as well put these designs I am/will be unveiling into context. :P

[Seele08]

I tried to follow the whole thread it just got waaaaaaay to long, I don't have all the time in the world to backtrack through 150 some odd pages. Is there a link to the fanfic?

[Reichu]

Oh, the relevant crap here is very recent stuff. Within the past two weeks or so.

The fanfic isn't finished yet. It's very ambitious, like I said, and I've been universe-building since... at least 2001. It's getting there, but there is still a ways to go before I can start churning out the actual product.

[Vaikyuko]

GOD I LOVE BES STUFF. Now, to move onward:

If something is important enough, one will "find" the time. :P And if you lost track, nothing wrong with starting over. I do that with RPGs all the time. Kekeke.

And your venturing-into-guro-territory attraction to the harpies is one place the biggest fan of the Evangelion form (REAL Evas, not Keel's "customized" ones) simply will not go, despite all the other places she has been. :P (There are perhaps about two instances in BES wherein mild violence and eroticism are mingled, but that's because I love torturing Kyoko and her son.)

Hehehe. The former is very true. -_-;

I swear I'm not up to guro. That stuff is sick. But a bloody harpy head with needles in it is hawt. Wait a minute, maybe I am. Dismemberment. Muscle. Blood. Needles. Brains. Other random organs and placement of key terms. This all equals awesomeness. :P Even so, I don't see why it's so hard to get into (at least, when the harpies aren't involved in some massively wonderful orgy. Lollers, I said orgy). If it was used in sexual connotations, that's just icky. This coming from the one who decides he likes EVA-10 because she has needles shoved through her bloodied maw. -_-;

[Takumi]

BAM!!!
http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/3411/reismackdown3ox.jpg

Rei lays the SMACK!DOWN on Asuka! I actually cheered when I saw this.

[Reichu]

At least some fan artists like their women chunky.

[Takumi]

At least some fan artists like their women chunky.

Asuka: So, wondergirl, I herd u gained weight

Rei: ...

*TWINKIE HOUSE*

Rei: Teach you to run yer mouth, girl.

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/8629/relevanttointerests3um.jpg

[HeWhoPostsStuff]

Rei lays the SMACK!DOWN on Asuka!
The mini-harpies twirling over her head are a nice touch. :D

[Magami No ER]

^I know. :P
Actually, imo that Rei doesn't look fat even for many anime girls(well, maybe from the 80's style or in Rumiko style. -_-; ) depending on the character design, it just appears so I guess because of the way the lines were manipulated to form the speed of the punch(twisty body^^; ), and also seem to give ephasis on the hips, but her torso's almost the same width as regular Rei(Asuka's being hit back so they lines aren't needed as much, but then again her proportion's a bit weird there)
That Rei's head also looks like Nadia. ;;p

[Z Metalla]

Hmm, that punching image looks like it could be a Sirkowski piece. However, I don't know if he's been doing art since 2000 or not, so it might not be. But it does have a semblance to his art style. Heh.

[Dr. Nick]

How will "Hikari no go" help matters?
Hikaru no Go will make you understand that puny videogames are no match for the awesome power of Go!
Is that the general reason for the lack of response, I wonder?
Dude, I'm working on it, okay? ;) I spent this night tackling MPB, and I'll try to get the Akira-Kaworu theory processed as fast as I can. (BTW, you got the last batch of the old subrips, right?)

I don't know in the manga its said that they really don't know if she's really female, or even a singular being...ambiguity is hawt!
She's 100% female in the nutSAC universe, and that's all that matters to me. And since you brought out the Keel-Kusanagi pairing in an another thread, yeah, I could try to incorporate that into my laughable crossover. MUSES GO!

Okay, so the good guys have found out that Seele's HQ is located in Berlin, and the Section 9 guys of course try to infiltrate the place. Motoko decides to use her trademark seduction tactic that worked so well against those corrupt Japanese politicians (2nd Gig ep. 03), but the first attempt backfires in the most embarassing way possible when during the banquet Keel flat-out states that he's not interested in women. Reasonably furious, Motoko first kicks Ishikawa in the knee for providing inaccurate background information. Then she traps Batou inside of his cyberbrain, remote-controls his body and goes back to hit on Keel. This time Keel tells her that he's only interested in bishounen. To Batou's great relief, Motoko leaves his head and dumps him in the woods. The other male members of Section 9 are mostly amused, but just to be sure they switch their brains to offline mode.

Now Motoko hijacks Proto's body, but when she once again returns to Keel's mansion she finds out the old cultist already has company... and ZOMG! Keel's new boy toy is no other person than the world-famous anti-corporate terrorist Angel Wing, sporting his latest custom-made body...

What? Do you want me to continue?

[Seele08]

Very funny, I haven't gotten to see the third season (my cable was out for weeks). I myself however am a GITS purist and like the orginal manga the best. But, yes continue the most disturbing pairing of all time.

[Hara!]

BAM!!!
http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/3411/reismackdown3ox.jpg

Rei lays the SMACK!DOWN on Asuka! I actually cheered when I saw this.

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




















BABY!

[Reichu]

Wow. I guess the "Keel as Gay Bishounen Exploiter/Lover" continues to take a death-grip on the minds of all... EEEEXCELLENT! (You guys do realize that I am responsible for this particular example of sickness, right? ;) But I couldn't have done it without ol' Sadamoto's own depraved imagination. Or WAS it just his imagination...?)

Niko, you really ought to develop this Crossover from Hell to its full potential, despite the inherent evilness of it all. Even a "sketch" would suffice. It would be TEH AWSUM for Omake. If you don't follow through, I will go to Savolinna (or wherever you are now) and kick you "right square in the nuts!" Fufufu.

Besides. This will give me an excuse to add even more anime to my ongoing list of crap to watch. (I'll tackle that eventually. Really.)

[Magami No ER]

Completely off-topic, but I have been a bit curious as to what other anime you're watching as of late, Rach, simply because your interpetations of such are...well, personally fun for me to read. :P
Eh...I need to find more strange/great Eva pics. >.>;

[Vaikyuko]

I hereby make the claim that Dr. Nick is in charge of the awesomeness which now requires multiple names. Crossover From Hell? Tasteful. I add: Super Evangelion Taisen.

[Reichu]

Completely off-topic, but I have been a bit curious as to what other anime you're watching as of late, Rach, simply because your interpetations of such are...well, personally fun for me to read. :P

From what I hear, they also resurrected the forum from a near-dead state? Not sure, though.

I actually haven't watched ANY new anime recently, far as I can recall. The last non-NGE things I watched were "Key: The Metal Idol" and "Nausicaa", both "oldies but goodies" for me. The "revelations" appear to be the product of my latest neurological troubles, ironically enough. (The mania and insomnia.) Oh, well. Who's complaining, right? :P

[Magami No ER]

From what I hear, they also resurrected the forum from a near-dead state? Not sure, though.

Yup.
(Edit: typing too fast? I sure do)
Seems ever SINCE Eva I've watched more titles. Nothing major. -_-;

[Hara!]

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs8/300W/i/2005/306/6/2/bad_evangelion_fanart_by_malomeat.jpg

sorry if I already posted that...

I made it. it's called "bad evangelion fanart"

[Magami No ER]

Is that an armored Eva-01/Gendo hybrid? :P

[Reichu]

Yup.
Ever SINCE Eva I've been piling the viewing on it seems. -_-;

Eh, what?

@corncopp6: Wow, that's awesome! Can I modify it slightly and use it as an "Angel Extra" in BES someday? ;;D

[Hara!]

Eh, what?

@corncopp6: Wow, that's awesome! Can I modify it slightly and use it as an "Angel Extra" in BES someday? ;;D

sure!

*filler*

[HeWhoPostsStuff]

Is that an armored Eva-01/Gendo hybrid? :P
Looks more to me Like GUMBY-01.

I suppose that, in such a version of Eva, Asuka would pilot a fiery red Pokey...and would eventually be savagely torn to bits by a group of savage Blockheads.

[Mortal Wombat]

orange and black are my favorite colors.... nd
why does hikari have purple hair?Now that shes a pilot she around misato alot more

[Mortal Wombat]

orange and black are my favorite colors...at first glance i was like thats misato with her hair tied back!(purple hair)then i noticed the style and compared pics and it was indeed hikari,Gomen.But whats with the hair?maby her being around misato more now that shes a pilot shes trying to make tojis dream about misato come true(maybe).that may explain the look on his face....Gomen in avance if i screwed up somehow,i am new.

[Ornette]

http://s-visor.hp.infoseek.co.jp/svg/penpen-1.jpg
http://dragonneo.com/psyra/artwork_2ndlife/ava_penpen.jpg
http://s-visor.hp.infoseek.co.jp/svg/rei-3-1.jpg

[Magami No ER]

Incredible. XD
Nice resin too.

[Ornette]

that guy has some nice ones on his page
http://s-visor.hp.infoseek.co.jp/svg/rei-2-1.jpg
http://s-visor.hp.infoseek.co.jp/svg/rei-1-1.jpg
http://s-visor.hp.infoseek.co.jp/svg/asuka-1.jpg

[millinniummany3]

BAM!!!
http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/3411/reismackdown3ox.jpg

Rei lays the SMACK!DOWN on Asuka! I actually cheered when I saw this.

Holy...I do this all the time in my game. Very nice. Here's a pic to describe.

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/9614/pwned5tj.jpg

[Reichu]

Looks more to me Like GUMBY-01.

I suppose that, in such a version of Eva, Asuka would pilot a fiery red Pokey...and would eventually be savagely torn to bits by a group of savage Blockheads.

Mmm... A clay evisceration.

By direct implication, Rei would need to pilot a cycloptic Goo. Hoo, boy.

EDIT: Geez, don't you people know when NOT to imbed images...? <_< Honestly, you are killing my scroll button. And making the forum distort. Please be conscious of these things. For Great Justice.

[Dr. Nick]

Niko, you really ought to develop this Crossover from Hell to its full potential, despite the inherent evilness of it all. Even a "sketch" would suffice.
Well I guess this could be expanded into some kind of fictional game walkthrough... but I can't do it alone. I REQUIRE MORE SUPER ROBOTS AND MORE SUPER ROBOT PILOTS WITH SIDEBURNS!

The scariest part is, there are actually people out there who make their living by inventing this stuff:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/shinji_ggg.jpg
(Let's see how many of you get this joke...)

And yes, cyborg-yaoiness shall continue later.

[Vaikyuko]

That wins the internet. How many have you gotten so far, Nick-kun?

I can list a number of super robot shows, but my knowledge in actually giving information on said shows extends to only a few (I can count them on my hands...or toes).

[Seele08]

Dare I ask why Big O, a Tachikoma (manga style) and Eva unit 01 are doing on the same screen shot?

[Reichu]

Cyborg yaoiness. The best possible kind. :D Well, despite the fact that Keel was not a cyborg (presumably) when he gave Akira the Time of His Life. :shudders: I bet Misato and Akira had a fun reunion during HIP.

"Misato-chan... You may not have been aware of it at the time, but there was a very good reason your mother was so sad..."
<insert saucy revelations>
"OMG WTF BBQ!!!!!?!??"

YAOIIIII!!!

Anyway, since I have seen virtually no mecha anime, the only thing in that screenshot I can understand is what Shinji is saying, even though I have _no_ idea what "GAOFAIGA-" is. Doesn't sound like a German dessert, at any rate. "Baum...ku...chen..."

[millinniummany3]

Where can I get this game?

[Seele08]

Cyborg yaoiness. The best possible kind

Hehehe, don't forget Dr. Nick's ungodly and disturbing fanfic of cyborg s3x0rs! Whoohoo, you'd know that Motoko, if you've read the manga (which you should, its kickass) is more into chicks than guys (though she plays on both teams so to speak), Keel is arguebly gay or bi himself...this has many disturbing possibilities. Yay for creepy fanfiction!

[Reichu]

Wait... Exactly how HAVE we determined that Keel is gay, anyway? How does the Keel no Miko justify it? [EDIT: Wow, you made that your user title! I blush like a schoolgirl! :teehee: )

Not that I doubt it myself. I still have faith in my disturbingly saucy behind-the-scenes scenario, since it fits SO damnably well, even if those who do not like the thought of Keel doing ... you know... to Misato's hawt dad will flagellate me for it. Although Keel apparently hated Akira with a passion, so can the (possible) fact that he was, uh, you-know-ing the guy (since Akira was so TOTALLY the femme in that relationship) qualify Keel as properly gay? Are you gay if the only known example of gay behavior on your part is something you only did because you are a manipulative, uber-religious curmudgeon?

Well, we still don't know what he and Kaworu might have been up to. Is it pederasty if the kid is billions of years old in spirit?

In any case, Keel not being gay feels ... wrong. (For an example, I can produce a horrible doujinshi where he, Vlad, and one of the others triple-team Maya. :wacko: ) But it _would_ be wrong if he were gay with his four pals. Seele orgies. Now THERE'S a horrible thought.

[Magami No ER]

Not that I doubt it myself. I still have faith in my disturbingly saucy behind-the-scenes scenario, since it fits SO damnably well, even if those who do not like the thought of Keel doing ... you know... to Misato's hawt dad will flagellate me for it. Although Keel apparently hated Akira with a passion, so can the (possible) fact that he was, uh, you-know-ing the guy (since Akira was so TOTALLY the femme in that relationship) qualify Keel as properly gay? Are you gay if the only known example of gay behavior on your part is something you only did because you are a manipulative, uber-religious curmudgeon?

Being that I AM a catholic school (see sig quote), I shouldn't answer that.
(yes I know it was rhetorical -_-; )
Anyway, you always seemed to entertain thoughts about him being gay-ish, what with "Fritz" and all. XD

[Seele08]

No hot monolith action. Just no. Besides Peirre looks like a girl.

[Reichu]

Oh dear. "Fritz". That was before the glory days of Akira Katsuragi. Let us please forget about Fritz. Akira is much, much tastier.

[Seele08]

I don't know who "Fritz" is and I don't think I want to know. Besides I would think Keel might very well be married, it seems SEELE may pass its position along family lines, for example Yui inherited her position from her father. But what on earth would his kids look like? Hopefully not like him.
On a semi-related note, about the discussion on what kind of disease he might have contracted/been born with we all over-looked a rather obvious and nasty one: cancer. Once it metastasizes it can be nearly impossible to root out, however the brain is often (but not always) safe from cancer due to its tight and highly effective blood brain-barrier.

[millinniummany3]

Peirre, Fritz, ect are the names given (I don't think there are canon names) of the SEELE members. They'd be the French and German ones. What about the fat Yank?

[Seele08]

Speaking of the commitee, on EvaMonkey's board some poor misinformed individual thought the commitee's lights were AT feilds, and that they could teleport....god only knows where that idea came from.
The names given to the commitee members beyond Keel (who is the German one) are ones the FGC folks made up. The red wone is the Brit, yellow is the Frenchie, Blue is the Russian, and Green is the American. There should be more on the fannon names in the Adam's Embryo thread (don't ask me why we stuck it there). If you want to know about poor Fritz ask Reichu, its kind of disturbing.

[Dr. Nick]

That wins the internet. How many have you gotten so far, Nick-kun?
You mean SRW games? None yet. :redface: I've played the fan-translated SRW3 (gawd, the end bosses were MURDER, I was never able to finish the cursed thing) and read many of Sharp's illuminating threads on the subject, but that's about it. I'm planning to buy a modded PS2 eventually, though, but that's going to take a while. All I can do right now is to drool at Alpha 3 gameplay videos. And invent my own sick crossovers.

Dare I ask why Big O, a Tachikoma (manga style) and Eva unit 01 are doing on the same screen shot?
There's no Big O or Tachikoma there... But as usual, Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Robot_Wars) can probably answer most of your questions.

Anyway, since I have seen virtually no mecha anime, the only thing in that screenshot I can understand is what Shinji is saying, even though I have _no_ idea what "GAOFAIGA-" is. Doesn't sound like a German dessert, at any rate. "Baum...ku...chen..."
GaoGaiGar (http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/anime.php?id=1170). Supposedly a pretty good (read: totally over-the-top) modern super robot series. The joke here is based on its theme song:

At one point in the game, Gaofaigar makes a dramatic appearance much to everyones surprise. Shinji stammers its name, and it sounds slightly like the Gaogaigar opening. Its just a joke they put in.
Crossover insanity at its best.

Where can I get this game?
From Japan. :P Or from import game sites like Lik-Sang. Consult the experts for more precise suggestions.

[Seele08]

Actually it says Big O was included but GiTs was not.

[Dr. Nick]

Actually it says Big O was included but GiTs was not.
There are, like, 400 different SRW games. Big O has appeared in only one of them, SRW D for GBA (for what I've heard the show bombed in Japan). The screenshot is from SRW Alpha 3 for PS2: click here (http://animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?t=167449) for its robot series roster.

[Hara!]

wait, no more images again?

[Vaikyuko]

I meant how many internets you had won, Nick. :P As for SRW games, I own three (J, OG, OG2, all GBA games). And i had a sneaking suspicion that GAOFAIGA was something from GaoGaiGar (I've seen a bit of it, and what I saw was pretty good).

Images shall be forthcoming when more have been acquired, d00d. =P

Oh yeah -- sending you a PM, Herr Nick.

EDIT: oh, and Nick -- it seems the roster you posted only covers @3, just so you know.

[Fullmetal_Dream]

corncopp6 that pic always makes me laugh every time i see it.haha

[Hara!]

corncopp6 that pic always makes me laugh every time i see it.haha
thanks.


http://www.northarc.com/images/eva/neon_genesis_evangelion211.jpg

can someone tell me what is in that picture^^^

http://www.panebianco3d.com/images/evangelion_04.jpg

that, I think is from the game^^^

[Fullmetal_Dream]

cool.im glad im back.my other name was ban.lol.nice pic i like them a lot.

[Reichu]

http://www.northarc.com/images/eva/neon_genesis_evangelion211.jpg

can someone tell me what is in that picture^^^

Somewhere in here (http://animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?p=4833249&highlight=diemay#post4833249). PM me if you want me to fix the image links.

http://www.panebianco3d.com/images/evangelion_04.jpg

that, I think is from the game^^^

Methinks it's a fan CG.

[Vaikyuko]

1) The first image's details are in the thread Reichu linked, but for simplicity's sake: that's the "Diemay" Angel. Gainax held a contest to see who of the fans could design the best Angel (this was pre-EoE, as I recall), and a Japanese guy who used the callsign "Diemay" won (that was his entry).

2) Yep, fan CG. I remember coming across that site a while ago and seeing some interesting pics (nothing harpy related, though).

[Hara!]

thanks, guys!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/06/Av-230.png

EVA unit 0(iforget)

either 3,4, or 5... the one that blew up in nevada.

[Vaikyuko]

From EVA-R, their version of EVA-04 (yes, the one that exploded or...something in Nevada).

[Hara!]

From EVA-R, their version of EVA-04 (yes, the one that exploded or...something in Nevada).

coolness!!!

[Dr. Nick]

I meant how many internets you had won, Nick.
In fact, I haven't received any of those official coupons... But it doesn't matter. I own my default internets and it's working just fine, so I really have no use for extra internetses. (BTW, who was the bastard who pluralized that word? Al Gore?)

As for SRW games, I own three (J, OG, OG2, all GBA games).
http://www.pcwelt.de/forum/images/smilies/anbet.gifhttp://www.pcwelt.de/forum/images/smilies/anbet.gifhttp://www.pcwelt.de/forum/images/smilies/anbet.gif

oh, and Nick -- it seems the roster you posted only covers @3, just so you know.
That's what it says in my post. And now, to counter all this yaoi running rampant, I present you something that tv33 could write a fanfic about:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/ag.jpg

[RyoTD]

Hey, I've read one of those. It wasn't pretty.

[Vaikyuko]

In fact, I haven't received any of those official coupons... But it doesn't matter. I own my default internets and it's working just fine, so I really have no use for extra internetses. (BTW, who was the bastard who pluralized that word? Al Gore?)

Ah. I dunno if he pluralized it, but he did invent it! [/my gawd I need to smack that man]

As for the GBA games, I can toss you a link to find some emulated versions, but that's kinda sketchy (read: illegal) if you don't own them. Yeah...

That's what it says in my post. And now, to counter all this yaoi running rampant, I present you something that tv33 could write a fanfic about:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/ag.jpg

Oh, sorry, I misread. As for the image...definitely not my fave pairing. XD

[HeWhoPostsStuff]

Ah. I dunno if he pluralized it, but he did invent it! [/my gawd I need to smack that man]
Actually, IIRC that wasn't his actual comment, it was a fabrication of a "related" comment with the words slightly reworked and taken way out of context by his opposition...I think there was an item on Snopes about it. Not that I like Al Gore, or any politician for that matter, but I'm surprised at how many people still haven't heard anything to the contrary by this point.

As for whoever coined the pluralization, my bet's on Quayle. :P

[Ornette]

As for whoever coined the pluralization, my bet's on Quayle. :P
z0MG Quayle season! (http://buzzy.tesuji.org/Quayle.mov)

[Reichu]

@RyoTD: zomg reno is teh hawt!!111

z0MG Quayle season! (http://buzzy.tesuji.org/Quayle.mov)

That makes Reichu very, very sad.

:saves to "Humor" folder:

[Dr. Nick]

@RyoTD: zomg reno is teh hawt!!111
COUNTER! (Gwa ha haa!)

From EVA-R, their version of EVA-04 (yes, the one that exploded or...something in Nevada).
Also know as the most atrocious Deux ex Machina ever.

[Reichu]

COUNTER! (Gwa ha haa!)

What, you prefer Rude? I'll happily <insert inappropriate reference> Reno over him any day of the week. :snork:

(Oh. E-mail. Right.)

[Dr. Nick]

^ No, dude, I meant my avatar counterattack (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/reno_avvie.jpg). Look closely.

[Seele08]

COUNTER! (Gwa ha haa!)


Also know as the most atrocious Deux ex Machina ever.

Is Eva-R or Unit-4 the worst Deus ex Machina ever?
I hated Eva-R, at first I thought it was interesting, but half-way through I wanted to kill the author(s). A six-eyed eva was featured...six eyes? The hell? And of course they just had to make Keel an angel.

[Reichu]

Is Eva-R or Unit-4 the worst Deus ex Machina ever?

EVA-04. EVA-R would just be the most overexposed fanfiction ever. (AFAIK)

I hated Eva-R, at first I thought it was interesting, but half-way through I wanted to kill the author(s). A six-eyed eva was featured...six eyes? The hell?

More geneticists gone mad? Which country was she supposed to have originated in? The Germans, at least, are crazy. Kyoko's indigo-blooded freak. And, well, just look at Keel's Pretty Little Babies... I have NO idea what sorts of horrors they did to the Eva genome to create your faves. NO idea.

But, yeah. Save the six eyes for the arthropods. 'Cuz Evas don't need 'em.

And of course they just had to make Keel an angel.

:lol: Reminds me of Wayne's NGE sequel scenario, for some reason.

:unsure:

[Seele08]

Granted poor Keel does have red eyes (foor reasons I will never know), that certainly doesn't qualify him for angelhood, besides they regenerate, he obviously does not.

and that six eyed eva.........was yellow and white!

[millinniummany3]

As an unashamed Maya fan I think I just hit the jackpot.

http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=121046

[Vaikyuko]

...Why do people insist on modding things like that with people and not Evas and Angels? I would much rather control one of my harpies than Aoba. Or Hyuga.

I'd hit Maya. :P

[millinniummany3]

I know that I, along with other fans, are the other way around. They prefer the characters to teh Harpie.

Remind me tomorrow that I have some, uh, hitting to show you.

[Vaikyuko]

I know that I, along with other fans, are the other way around. They prefer the characters to teh Harpie.

Remind me tomorrow that I have some, uh, hitting to show you.

o_o Mmmmkay.

In other news, someone at 4chan did a crossover which is going to become my new avatar soon (had it for a while at some other boards). If any of you play Armored Core, you'll get the joke. If not, stop reading this and buy the damn games, they suck your soul out.

http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/5746/harpynineball2ex.jpg

[Reichu]

Granted poor Keel does have red eyes (foor reasons I will never know), that certainly doesn't qualify him for angelhood, besides they regenerate, he obviously does not.

Actually, you can't really trust the Kubricks... They got EVA-02's under-armor coloring wrong. They probably just made up something for Keel-chen. (-chen = German version of -chan. Sort of.)

mm3, you fool. The non-Lilim Angels are characters, too. :loads up her Uzi:

[Seele08]

Well I wondered if the red eyes could be a sign of some kind of eye disease that might have caused his blindness. Speaking of the Kubricks, I just got my Harpie and Kaworu, and won my bid on the only other set I wanted, the one with Rei and Lilith. Unfortunately it came with two other sets I don't want and plan to sell, with good reason I won the sets for 41 bucks plus shipping. So I've got to attempt to get rid of a stupid unit-02 and a non-eva set on ebay somehow. My dad tells me I shouldn't gamble.

[Reichu]

Ssssshhhhh.... In Soviet AnimeNation, 384Y does not exist.

[Seele08]

I wish it didn't exist it sucks cash out of my meager wallet the sameway Gainax sucks the lifeforce and sanity out of the otaku.

[millinniummany3]

mm3, you fool. The non-Lilim Angels are characters, too. :loads up her Uzi:

Uh, heh heh.

I do have the first Armoured Core, and remember creating, among Metal Gear and other oddities, Eva 00. I'll have to take a few pics, and see if I can create any other interesting pieces.

[Seele08]

Found this over at EvaMonkey's site
http://artpad.art.com/artpad/painter/

The one I made
http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?it606lzfmu8
I did it with a mouse so it isn't the best. I might add that my model was the head of a Kubrick harpy.
http://photobucket.com/albums/y181/sefisher/My%20Artwork/?action=view&current=md.png
another drawing I did, I've always wanted to post, to see what folks thought.

[millinniummany3]

You can draw a lot better than I ever can. Treize will love it.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c202/millinniummany3k/PDVD_000.jpg

[Magami No ER]

I've used that image, in my pre-Photoshop days, to do much worse.
He <3'ed it.

[Vaikyuko]

I do <3 that image. Harpies are sexy in any form. :P

Oh, and as for that bit of art you posted, excellent job (a lot better than I am at drawing, although something tells me I might give you a run for you money in the harpy department). ;) I really like it, myself.

*saves*

One of these days I'll have to post up some stuff I've been doing. As of late, I've been drawing concepts of various things (most of it vaguely Greek and mythological + harpy heads, like a harpy headed Cerberus). Of course, I have to finish some other stuff first...<.<;

*sends PM to Seele08*

[Seele08]

Thanks if it had been done with my stylus it would have been MUCH better, I had to use my off hand and the mouse to do it so it wasn't great.

[Reichu]

I'll have to look at that in a bit. But, first...

Here is a brief exercise wherein I try out something new with the animated GIF, a direction Dr. Nick has apparently been trying to get me to go for a while by passing along those silly 4-chan things about ninja wizards and the like. A little idiocy and vengeful sardonicism to get Reichu going, and let's see what sort of monster emerges:

http://www.evacommentary.org/images_capdoc/reichu_devil-herself.gif

BTW, that katakana at the end is a stereotypical "evil/mischievous woman laugh". "OOOOO-HO-HO-HO-HO!!!" Kodachi and Nanami, e.g.

That's just the first step! Whenever inspiration takes hold, we can expect to see such wonders as "Beavis and Butt-head Do Evangelion" and "Zero Wing vs. NGE: The Way it Was MEANT To Be". (Unless animated GIFs end up being simply unfeasible for either or both. We'll see. Later.)

[Vaikyuko]

Lollers. I was referring to the drawn image. XD

The harpy one was great too, considering you'd used a mouse. :P

[Seele08]

As long as no K/K/K yaoi makes it in, we're A-OK. Damn that's a racist pairing.

[Reichu]

The one I made
http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?it606lzfmu8
I did it with a mouse so it isn't the best. I might add that my model was the head of a Kubrick harpy.

Mices are not teh supremo drawing impremento.

http://photobucket.com/albums/y181/sefisher/My%20Artwork/?action=view&current=md.png
another drawing I did, I've always wanted to post, to see what folks thought.

Wowzers! That makes Reichu's eyes pop out of their sockets! Tell me more. For that matter, give me more. You are a sick-minded artist too, eh?

As long as no K/K/K yaoi makes it in, we're A-OK. Damn that's a racist pairing.

Kaworu-Keel-Katsuragi? :P Or Kaji, even. Funny how all of them start with "K", isn't it?

[Seele08]

I only have about three things scanned in at the moment....most of my prize winning stuff is way to big (my best peice is over four feet long, not to mention done in chalk pastels) to scan, and pictures just don't do it justice.

http://photobucket.com/albums/y181/sefisher/My%20Artwork/
The fish is a little messed up, as I had just gotten my wacom tablet, and the girl was done years ago in colored pencils and scanned in black and white so she's not nearly as good as she is in real life.
Feel free to look around my stupid account, I've got a bunch of stupid eva crap (a whole sub album for Keel) and my various pets.

[Reichu]

It's locking out us imposters.

[Seele08]

Hmm....when I get back to my home computer I'll try to post them some other way.

[Magami No ER]

Your work makes me smile. ^.^
(when I finally set up my digital camera, I should take pictures of the re-designed Adam's bust. Yes. Remember that? It's been finishedb for a long time, but it needs work now. :P )

[Seele08]

Alright here we go
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/sefisher/My%20Artwork/fish.jpg
http://photobucket.com/albums/y181/sefisher/My%20Artwork/?action=view&current=holygirl.bmp

[Magami No ER]

Great sense of value. :P
Too bad I can't post my art stuff here(unless Eva related), no one goes in my art thread much, or leaves any good critism. (for those who did, thanks. ^_^ )

[MagicianCamille]

I better go into your thread and say "This room smells like ****."

[Magami No ER]

Ok....-_-;
*returns to the Adam bust*

[millinniummany3]

That's just the first step! Whenever inspiration takes hold, we can expect to see such wonders as "Beavis and Butt-head Do Evangelion" and "Zero Wing vs. NGE: The Way it Was MEANT To Be".

But...you did that already. Still, I would love to know if Rei's actions are going to be for great justice. :P :P :P

[Reichu]

But...you did that already.

Uhhh... no I didn't.

Still, I would love to know if Rei's actions are going to be for great justice. :P :P :P

Rei's not even in it. She's roaming around in Terminal Dogma buck-naked while it's happening.

[millinniummany3]

No? Remember that Metal Gear pisstake?

Aoba: Incoming transmission!
Misato: Put it onscreen!
<The charming countenance of Shiro Tokita appears>
Misato: It's you!
Tokita: How are you, Major Katsuragi!
Maya: <face in hands> I know where this is going! Please stop! I don't think my fragile psyche could take it!

She's evidently familiar with the Zero Wing phenomenon.

[Reichu]

Oh, that's not the same thing. "Zero Wing" has carved itself deeply into my grey matter. It comes out when I least expect it. I needed to use Maya to make it go away. Clever, huh?

Dr. Nick and I have been planning a shameless EoE/Zero Wing crossover for a while -- we collaborate on the concept, and I do the execution. Eva Park already did one, but this will be better. Or... different, I should say. But don't hold your breath. It will happen when the time is right.

And "B&B Do Evangelion" will happen whenever I have sufficient digital sources to put it together. It is really idiotic (fittingly enough...), but it needs to be done. If that Mike Judge would just release the show in season box sets, I'd have no hesitations about forking over my damn money. But nooo-ooo...

[millinniummany3]

Heh heh, real clever.

Here's a couple of oddities I found. First, some more Eva Sims.

http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=121517

I would have thought Asuka and Tira would have some deep meaningful conversations.

http://banewolfsc3.50webs.com/Asuka.html

Rei's gonna kick Spike Spiegel's ***. But wouldn't she use the Lance of Loginous?

http://banewolfsc3.50webs.com/Rei.html

And finally here's my version of that domestic scene between Rei and Asuka that was put up before.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c202/millinniummany3k/rgrfgg.jpg

[Mr. Tines]

First, some more Eva Sims.

So - with the Sims we have here, has anyone ever managed to recreate the relationships (or even managed to let Maya find her heart's desire)?

[AcesHigh]

I can sense already that Ikari would be crying, wetting himself, passing out, waking up, then crying again, in successive order, because he cannot get to the bathroom/bed in time.

[Dr. Nick]

Okay, the muses took me to a really strange place tonight. Pic unrelated to my own crossover, but I'm fairly sure there's a scene like this in Super Robot Wars MX:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/dilemma.jpg

By the way, if you're not familiar with the meme in question, shame on you. (http://img27.photobucket.com/albums/v81/Krakkles/shotweb.jpg)

[Magami No ER]

^Great face. XD
(choose.) -_-;

[Reichu]

I think he did that on purpose. For Great Irony!

By the way, if you're not familiar with the meme in question, shame on you.

Hey, man. Some of us actually want to keep our brains as cleansed of the evils of 4chan as humanly possible. (I.e., the day Reichu actually understands "End of 4chan" is the day she, uh... loses her virginity? Nah. The latter is bound to happen at least a decade sooner.) Although it's okay, even alright, in moderation. Ninja Wizards!

[Dr. Nick]

For the uninitiated:
How do I shot web -- Phrase started by Natural Selection players; in NS, one of the alien races can actually shoot webs as a weapon. One day, some goons were playing NS when a lot of newbies and clueless people were on the server, and "how do i shot web" was one of the questions that kept coming up. Someone took a screenshot, posted it to FYAD, and it went from there. Most commonly seen on /b/ as an image macro, featuring Spider-Man holding out his arms in an "I dunno..." gesture; this later inspired a series of shopped images, including one with a Japanese newscaster holding out his arms in the same gesture (along with Spider-Man and a number of anime characters), and a meme where a picture of a falling person is shopped to say "Hey Spider-Man, how do I shot web?" (with Spider-Man replying "dunno, lol")

[tv33]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/dilemma.jpg

Now all we need is a picture of the JSSDF at NERV with the caption "im in ur base, killin ur d00dz" and the madness may yet reach its climax.

Oh who am I kidding; this is the "Go Hikari!" thread, that’s not likely to ever happen.

I don’t think this has been posted yet. (http://tinypic.com/kd8mzt.jpg)

[Reichu]

tv33, you need to stop lurking and actually post in threads other than "Go Hikari!". Otherwise, Reichu's tears will not stop flowing like waterfalls. Reichu misses the days of yore... :sniff:

@Niko: :lol: Yes, limited doses. The Internet is a very strange place indeed.

@tv33: I'm not familiar with the one to which you refer. My meme exposure is limited, and many of the ones I can be caught spouting (http://www.evacommentary.org/episode-03/episode-03B-scene7B.html#cut243) are the sorts that virtually no one aside from a handful of select weirdoes have actually heard about.

BTW, new "capdoc" image that OMFG inspired in the "Dead Sea" thread, but which I will post here, as well.

http://www.evacommentary.org/images_capdoc/reichu_red-herring.jpg

[tv33]

@tv33: I'm not familiar with the one to which you refer. My meme exposure is limited, and many of the ones I can be caught spouting (http://www.evacommentary.org/episode-03/episode-03B-scene7B.html#cut243) are the sorts that virtually no one aside from a handful of select weirdoes have actually heard about.

From Wikiworld

I'm in ur base killin ur d00ds

Originated on battle.net. In the Games forum, someone posted a thread about a Warcraft 3 game (this was shortly after the release of WC3, when it was still a very hot topic) in which he had totally owned some poor b.net sod. There was a screenshot of the goon saying "where are you?" and the b.net guy replying "im in ur base, killin ur doodz".

It has been photoshopped to countless images, changing the text to meet the situation of the image. Such as a picture of an obnoxious looking teen with the caption "im on ur cell phone, wastin ur minutes".

tv33, you need to stop lurking and actually post in threads other than "Go Hikari!". Otherwise, Reichu's tears will not stop flowing like waterfalls. Reichu misses the days of yore... :sniff:

You know I was reading your "Reichus revelations" threads, but stopped half way through, though I have been meaning to finish them. Perhaps I should get on that...

[millinniummany3]

Sure. Hot Maya x Ritsuko action, Rei and Asuka wanting to kill each other, ditto Shinji and Gendou, Kaji acting the father to Shinji while flirting with Misato, Asuka wanting him to bonk her...ahem. Yes, this is all possible, but I haven't actually set forth with it yet, as I only just found the last Sims I posted today. ^_^

I can sense already that Ikari would be crying, wetting himself, passing out, waking up, then crying again, in successive order, because he cannot get to the bathroom/bed in time.

That's Shinji normally. :P Seriously, I'm not sure if Sims can be fuxored up enough for Eva.

(I.e., the day Reichu actually understands "End of 4chan" is the day she, uh... loses her virginity? Nah. The latter is bound to happen at least a decade sooner.)

End of 4chan in two words: Wishful thinking.

Now all we need is a picture of the JSSDF at NERV with the caption "im in ur base, killin ur d00dz" and the madness may yet reach its climax.

Oooh, oooh, I might do some of those.

I don’t think this has been posted yet. (http://tinypic.com/kd8mzt.jpg)

I'm almost afraid to ask, but that's Shinji ain't it?

BTW, new "capdoc" image that OMFG inspired in the "Dead Sea" thread, but which I will post here, as well.

You, madam, win teh Internet. Insert Eva related pwned image here.

[Reichu]

It has been photoshopped to countless images, changing the text to meet the situation of the image. Such as a picture of an obnoxious looking teen with the caption "im on ur cell phone, wastin ur minutes".

Internet memes are ****ed up. :P

You know I was reading your "Reichus revelations" threads, but stopped half way through, though I have been meaning to finish them. Perhaps I should get on that...

Well, I was "high" (so to speak) when I started writing them. Once you struggle through my ranting, I think I -actually- start addressing all the fun stuff we used to debate about in the Golden Era. But the threads are kind of lonely. I miss a lot of you guys. ;_;

End of 4chan in two words: Wishful thinking.

"Wishful thinking", when it comes to understanding it? The creator's brain must be like the knot that cannot be untied.

You, madam, win teh Internet. Insert Eva related pwned image here.

:blush: Why, thank you. I haven't made a pwnd image yet. Here's the first one to come to mind, although there are countless other possibilities:

http://www.evacommentary.org/images_capdoc/reichu_pwnd_zer.jpg

[millinniummany3]

"Wishful thinking", when it comes to understanding it? The creator's brain must be like the knot that cannot be untied.

You have to understand 4chan memes for a start, a task on it's own. I hear the three Reis are looking for help on finding the logic and psychology behind it.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c202/millinniummany3k/threereis.jpg

:blush: Why, thank you. I haven't made a pwnd image yet. Here's the first one to come to mind, although there are countless other possibilities:


Indeed there are. Excuse me for borrowing your pic, I just had to edit this.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c202/millinniummany3k/PRAWNED.jpg

Did someone ask for im in ur base pics?

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c202/millinniummany3k/doodz.jpg

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c202/millinniummany3k/PDVD_005.jpg

More when photobucket is back online. Oh, and just for something completely random.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c202/millinniummany3k/balls.jpg

[Seele08]

Why exactly is Gaghiel red? and shouldn't it be Pr0nned?

[Ornette]

"In 21st century Japan, you don't chase Red herrings..."

[millinniummany3]

The fourth Angel would get down with Yui to earn the pr0nned tag. Here's the rest.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c202/millinniummany3k/PDVD_004.jpg

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c202/millinniummany3k/PDVD_003.jpg

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c202/millinniummany3k/PDVD_002.jpg

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c202/millinniummany3k/PDVD_001.jpg

[Seele08]

Am I the only one disturbed by this?

http://www.geosektor.de/img/paare/paare153.jpg

[Shin-seiki]

If you go to the site that pic came from originally, you'll find plenty of stuff a lot more disturbing than that, with all sorts extremely degrading hentai featuring Asuka and Hikari (and her sisters too). BTW, that pic is too big for the forum's format, try ImageShack (http://imageshack.us/) with their thumbnail link feature for pics that size...

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/7694/paare1536sn.th.jpg (http://img194.imageshack.us/my.php?image=paare1536sn.jpg)

[Mr. Tines]

Last seen on page 43 (http://www.animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?t=130908&page=43&pp=15#post4726576), in the context of ill-assorted pairings and the idea that pick any two characters, and you'll find someone expressing an interest. Admittedly, I've only seen interest in Gendo/Misato in my web-server log.

BTW - I see that the ANF banner has now rotated to gothic-loli Asuka... No wonder you get fan art like the ones from the related series that don't get posted here.

[Magami No ER]

Oh gawd, it's my grandfather and an asian gal. >.<
Actually, that's still nice art...despite the..yeah.

[Seele08]

The thought of 58 yr. old Kozo bangin on poor 14 yr. old Hikari just scars my mind. The picture just screams PEDOPHILIA!!!111

[RyoTD]

Nah, more like Ephebophilia.

[Fuzzy Chickens]

On virginity: You know, Reichu, I could always dress up as your favorite giant killer cyborg and come to visit you...

On human tampons: What's a "kegel"?

On Catholic schoolgirls: Mmmmm, Catholic schoolgirls... *droolage*

On The Sims: Those skins would have been a lot better if they'd looked anything like the actual characters.

On the Keel/Hikari pic: They're both fully clothed and not touching each other. How the hell is that even remotely indicative of pedophilia?

Rei's not even in it. She's roaming around in Terminal Dogma buck-naked while it's happening

And I'm following her around taking pictures :)

[Fuzzy Chickens]

http://www.tommyrudesucks.org/killin ur d00dz.JPG

Behold the miracle of MSpaint.

[Soluzar]

On virginity: You know, Reichu, I could always dress up as your favorite giant killer cyborg and come to visit you...
:lol:

You may never know why I'm laughing so hard...

On human tampons: What's a "kegel"?It's an exercise that women do to strengthen the pelvic floor muscles. It supposedly has various beneficial effects. :naughty

And I'm following her around taking pictures :)You truly are the biggest, most unashamed perv, aren't you? I used to think I was bad.:p

[Fuzzy Chickens]

You may never know why I'm laughing so hard...

I'd bet on the "snowball's chance in hell" scenario. Am I close?

[Reichu]

On virginity: You know, Reichu, I could always dress up as your favorite giant killer cyborg and come to visit you...

(1) My aesthetic fascination is centered around restoring the Evas to their native state. Ergo, no cyborgs.

(2) I would only be sexually attracted to an Adam-type person if I were one myself. As it stands, they are just "sexy" in that "I don't want to do them" sort of way.

(3) I look nothing like Rei.

(4) I wonder what Biscuit finds so funny.

On human tampons: What's a "kegel"?

They're those things that helped squeeze you out of Mommy. (Provided you weren't sliced out.) A.k.a. "pelvic floor muscles". Women can actually weight train them, too. I'm not kidding. (http://shop.store.yahoo.com/buyinprivate/femvagweigtr.html) [EDIT: Feh, that other guy beat me to it.]

On the Keel/Hikari pic: They're both fully clothed and not touching each other. How the hell is that even remotely indicative of pedophilia?

First off, it's Fuyutsuki. Keel is a stocky cyborg. Second, there is a thing in this world called "nuance".

And I'm following her around taking pictures :)

You wouldn't have much time to enjoy them. Gendo would shoot you upon sight.

[Soluzar]

I'd bet on the "snowball's chance in hell" scenario. Am I close?
If it were quite that simple, I wouldn't have said "You may never know". Let's just say that it's a joke between me, you, Reichu, and my psychiatrist. :P

PS: Snowballs in Hell have a much better chance than you do of ever being within a 100-meter radius of Reichu, much less anything else. This is not intended as an insult.

(4) I wonder what Biscuit finds so funny.
Fuzzy Chickens, myself, and life in general.

They're those things that helped squeeze you out of Mommy. (Provided you weren't sliced out.) A.k.a. "pelvic floor muscles". Women can actually weight train them, too. I'm not kidding. [EDIT: Feh, that other guy beat me to it.]
Sheesh, I'm "that other guy" now? :P

[Fuzzy Chickens]

Dammit, my second recent name fck-up on this forum. And this time, the last 60% of the names weren't even the same. I REALLY need to stop doing my friend's Adderall.

For the record, I did indeed enter this world via c-section.

Gendo wouldn't shoot me. He'd be too busy moving zig for great justice.

[Fuzzy Chickens]

And just for added stupidness...

http://www.tommyrudesucks.org/shot gun.JPG

[Reichu]

Dammit, my second recent name fck-up on this forum. And this time, the last 60% of the names weren't even the same. I REALLY need to stop doing my friend's Adderall.

So it's because of jerks like you that I can only get a one-month supply at a time? YARGHHH.

For the record, I did indeed enter this world via c-section.

Aww, that's too bad. Kegels are a wonderful thing.

Gendo wouldn't shoot me. He'd be too busy moving zig for great justice.

Too busy fondling Rei's innards, you mean.

@pics: lol The Fuzzy One has proven his worth in some capacity. :saves:
EDIT: Actually, if I included them along with the other examples of captioned idiocy over here (http://www.evacommentary.org/supplemental-images.html#fan), would you care?

[Fuzzy Chickens]

As long as credit is given where credit is due, you can do whatever you want with those pics.

[Fuzzy Chickens]

Here's some more.

http://www.tommyrudesucks.org/shot spike.JPG

http://www.tommyrudesucks.org/killin ur d00dz 2.JPG

[Fuzzy Chickens]

And just for the maximum possible amount of wrongness...

http://www.tommyrudesucks.org/shot spunk.JPG

[Dr. Nick]

Those are quite good, Fuzzy, although I think your last two contributions would work even better if they were expanded a bit:
"Asuka, Asuka, tell me! How do I shot we-"
"Oh, nevermind."

And, of course, A CHALLENGER APPEARS
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/kaworu_pyramid_invasion.jpg

[Reichu]

^ Wahhhhh I don't get it!

[Soluzar]

^ Wahhhhh I don't get it!

Nerv HQ is a pyramid. You normally find "mummies" in a pyramid. The word "mummy" is also phonetically similar to "Mommy". There is a "mommy" in Eva-02, and Adam is Kaworu's "mommy". Lilith is everyone's "mommy", in a way. It's kinda funny in a 4Chan sort of way.

As for the "how do I shot web?" macro, and Dr. Nick's suggestion for the new caption, surely you must get that one?

[Fuzzy Chickens]

Not Eva-related, but oh so very cool:

http://www.tommyrudesucks.org/red alert 2 ownage.JPG

That's ME, bitches.

[Reichu]

Nerv HQ is a pyramid. You normally find "mummies" in a pyramid. The word "mummy" is also phonetically similar to "Mommy". There is a "mommy" in Eva-02, and Adam is Kaworu's "mommy". Lilith is everyone's "mommy", in a way. It's kinda funny in a 4Chan sort of way.

4Chan is funny in a st00pid sort of way. :P But now that you point that out, the captioned image is very consistent with Dr. Nick's inherent genius. :D

As for the "how do I shot web?" macro, and Dr. Nick's suggestion for the new caption, surely you must get that one?

Yes yes yes. I think it's a good change.

Only one comment on the red herring (http://animenation.net/forums/showpost.php?p=5449204&postcount=2408)! I thought you of all people would comment, Soluzar. ;;p That one IS partially your fault...

[Vaikyuko]

To be perfectly honest, Fuzzy, that doesn't strike me as very OMGHOWKOOL because even the Brutal comps in any map for any skirmish with perhaps one or two exceptions are easily destroyed with a score like that. Besides, two hours on single skirmish? For shame.

Red herrings are cool.

[Soluzar]

Only one comment on the red herring (http://animenation.net/forums/showpost.php?p=5449204&postcount=2408)! I thought you of all people would comment, Soluzar. ;;p That one IS partially your fault...

Yarr. The reason I didn't comment was I just figured that I know it's my fault, you know it's my fault. I just figured it would be one of those unspoken understanding kinda things.

I do <3 it though. Come to think of it, there's got to be some way to work the combination of "Soviet Russia" and "red herring" into an even more grotesque pun...

"Remember kids, in Soviet Tokyo-3, the red Evangelion pilots YOU!"

There's also got to be the basis for a macro in this

Shinji: "How do I shot pallet gun?"

Angel: "I dunno, LOL."

That's all I've got.

[Dr. Nick]

The word "mummy" is also phonetically similar to "Mommy". There is a "mommy" in Eva-02, and Adam is Kaworu's "mommy". Lilith is everyone's "mommy", in a way.
Wowzors. I didn't even consciously think about that stuff when I made that pic, I just copied the text from some other random image macro. ART IMITATES LIFE!

Oh yeah, I might as well get my cyborg yaoi-fic (http://animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?t=130908&page=155&pp=15) out of the way so I can start tackling Reichu's thread-monsters. So, Keel and Angel Wing are about to start performing asymmetrical docking maneuvers, and Motoko is spying them through a keyhole, boiling with anger as you might guess. I'll spare you (and myself) from the details - after all, this is supposed to be a PS2-game, so nothing could be shown even if the animators wanted to. Therefore, fast-forward to the next scene:

(Exhausted, the two men lay between the sheets, Keel smoking a huge Cuban cigar.)
Angel Wing: "I didn't know you smoked."
Keel: "I only smoke after this sort of thing."
Angel Wing: "I bet it was lung cancer that destroyed your original body."
Keel: "How did you know?"
Angel Wing: "Oh, Jesus tapdancing Christ -"
*Keel slaps Angel Wing*
Keel: "Hey! No blaspheming in my house!"

[Sharp-kun]

In the interests of curtailing spammish posts, you are hereby all banned.

[Dr. Nick]

You may wonder, why on earth is a guy like Angel Wing doing something like this, because obviously there are no feelings of amore involved in this affair. But remember Angel Wing's daughter? Not only is the poor girl wheelchair-bound but also blind! I don't remember if the reason for her condition was explained in the show, but for the purposes of cruel parallelism I'm going to say she's suffering from a similar type of cancer that also ravaged Keel's once-so-handsome chassis.

Of course, a simple cyborgization operation could easily give the daughter back her eyesight and her ability to walk. Her papa, however, wasn't very fond of the idea: to him cyborg implants represent the evil he's been fighting against all these years, the intrusion of almighty capitalism into the most intimate areas of people's lives (that's part of the reason why he shoves his own previous bodies into a woodchipper once they've served their usefulness).

Keel, on the other hand, needed a new, deadly pawn he could use to wreak havoc among his ideological enemies, the money-worshipping leaders of the NWO. Through his contacts in German cyborg underworld, Keel tracked Angel Wing down and pulled his usual routine of extortion, seduction and empty promises: "You run some errands for me, and I'll see what my biotechnology experts can do to help your cute little daughter. You're in a war against these guys anyway, so what do you have to lose? Besides, when was the last time you got some?" And the rest is yaoi history.

[Dr. Nick]

Hey Sharp, why does the forum software prevent me from posting more than three paragraphs at a time? Is there some secret yaoi-filter at work here?

Anyway, back to the present moment: Motoko finally grows tired of spying the two because it doesn't seem likely she's going to find out any incriminating details about Keel's businesses just by listening to their pillow talk. But as soon as she kicks in the bedroom door the whole building starts to shake violently. It appears the NWO has also found out Keel's home address (Mana is their spy, you see), and they've sent Gates, Neo and Tokita to get rid of him and the player's Super Robot Team once and for all.

Tokita: "Muahaha haa! You may have defeated me last time, but your good luck ends here. Your miserable circus troupe is no match for the mighty WATER GUN of my Shin Jet Alone Mark VIII!"
Gates: "Screw you, Tokita! I'm going to set some civilians on fire! Woowee~!"
Neo: "I have a bad feeling about this..."
*end cutscene*

[Reichu]

I do <3 it though. Come to think of it, there's got to be some way to work the combination of "Soviet Russia" and "red herring" into an even more grotesque pun...

"Remember kids, in Soviet Tokyo-3, the red Evangelion pilots YOU!"

Whoa... Did you just capture the essence of the Last Combat of Team Soryu, or what? :D

There's also got to be the basis for a macro in this

Shinji: "How do I shot pallet gun?"

Angel: "I dunno, LOL."

Oooo, leave this one to me.

@Dr. Nick: :rofl: I don't even get it, and it's still l0ll0rz. Whenever your Crossover From Hell is finished, you'll have to send me a viewing list. (Yes, I really do watch things just so I can understand references. Whatever gets me going, eh? ;p)

[Soluzar]

In the interests of curtailing spammish posts, you are hereby all banned.

Nooooo! Be merciful! The death sentance instead, I beg of you!

Wowzors. I didn't even consciously think about that stuff when I made that pic, I just copied the text from some other random image macro. ART IMITATES LIFE!

O RLY?

There was me thinking it was another example of your characteristic comic genius. By the way, did you notice this thread becomes more like 4chan with every single post? :P

Whoa... Did you just capture the essence of the Last Combat of Team Soryu, or what?Yeah, that was what I was going for. :D

[Vaikyuko]

Random fact of the day: Treize is collaborating with Dr. Nick. WHAT DEMONIC SPAWN SHALL BE BIRTHED FROM THE MADNESS?!

[Ornette]

If we're going to post non-eva related memes...
http://buzzy.tesuji.org/images/in_ur_base.jpg

[Reichu]

By the way, did you notice this thread becomes more like 4chan with every single post? :P

:ph34r:

Well, hopefully as long as we keep it NGE RELATED, we'll have Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself.

Then, as promised:

http://www.evacommentary.org/images_capdoc/reichu_shotgun.jpg

I dunno if you want the concept to be ascribed to you or not. Let me know.

[Magami No ER]

Yui's Eye. XD
I'd do one, but I know this will eventually get tiresome. :P

[Sharp-kun]

Hey Sharp, why does the forum software prevent me from posting more than three paragraphs at a time? Is there some secret yaoi-filter at work here?
No idea.

I seem to be able to do 4.

I think.

Yes.

[Dr. Nick]

By the way, did you notice this thread becomes more like 4chan with every single post?
Not just this thread, but the entire internet! For example, take a look at this (http://helmer.aksis.uib.no/icame.html).

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/asuka_ohshi.gif

[Reichu]

Yui's Eye. XD

It just had to be done. :D

I'd do one, but I know this will eventually get tiresome. :P

Indeed. Unless there are ones that simply SCREAM for the treatment, I'd just as soon move onto bigger and 1337er things... like animated GIFs!

In any case, the descent of this thread into 4chan Hell inspires this reaction in our favorite one-episode character:

http://www.evacommentary.org/episode-07/07_C319_anim.gif

For once, Shiro-kun... I'm with you. Let's go back to relentlessly using him as parody material, since he isn't good for much else. Fufufu! ;)

More from me later, probably. As if I didn't have enough "better things" to do. Cursed brain noise.

[Soluzar]

Not just this thread, but the entire internet! For example, take a look at this (http://helmer.aksis.uib.no/icame.html).

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/Dr-Nick/NGE/asuka_ohshi.gif

XD!

I dunno if you want the concept to be ascribed to you or not. Let me know.
Yeah, I'm happy with that. I want credit for my 2.3 seconds of thinking, damn it!

[millinniummany3]

I found these when looking for stuff on Rei and Yui saying the same thing in #16.

http://www.shoujoai.com/forum/attach/14/458114/ReiandYuiColor.jpg

http://www.shoujoai.com/forum/attach/82/458482/ballOcrap.jpg

http://www.shoujoai.com/forum/attach/83/458483/gendobw.jpg

http://www.shoujoai.com/forum/attach/66/458666/uber_rei.jpg

http://www.shoujoai.com/forum/attach/26/596426/Rei-Pervert.JPG

[Fuzzy Chickens]

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teh linky no worky.

[millinniummany3]

Yeah. It seems like they locked everybody out when I tried to link to the images. Here's one of them with the text removed at least (a MiB parody), a great Rei\Yui pairing that we really see far too little of.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c202/millinniummany3k/ReiandYuiColor.jpg

[Soluzar]

Yeah. It seems like they locked everybody out when I tried to link to the images. Here's one of them with the text removed at least (a MiB parody), a great Rei\Yui pairing that we really see far too little of.

There's definitely something not right about their proportions in that picture. Human anatomy just doesn't look like that, not even in anime. Actually, light just dawned on me - it's not the anatomy so much as it is the way the artist has draw the plugsuits. They really aren't cut like that. The reasons why not should be obvious.

[millinniummany3]

And where are there realistic pics of Rei in her plug suit, prey tell? Most of them make her out to be, well, nicely stacked is one word for it.

[Fuzzy Chickens]

Honestly, I've met 14-year-olds who were more "endowed" than Rei was at the beginning of the series (EoE being another story...). But yes, those plugsuits do seem to be a bit... inflated in certain areas.

Milennium, if you e-mail those pics to me, I can host them via my own website so everyone can see them. My address is fchickens@planet-save.com

[millinniummany3]

Hosting them's not the problem. I only snapped up the Rei\Yui pic and now shoujoai has locked everything out. It may have been because I tried to direct link, but they were mostly captioned images to make them funny (like Rei discovering the joys of the Internet and web cam along with her looking embaressed). Honestly there's better stuff out there, Grand Theft Eva springs to mind.

[Soluzar]

Honestly, I've met 14-year-olds who were more "endowed" than Rei was at the beginning of the series (EoE being another story...). But yes, those plugsuits do seem to be a bit... inflated in certain areas.

Dude, it's not just that. Real women's clothing, incuding the plugsuit, does not completely surround the breast so that it hangs outside the main part of the clothing. No, real clothing sort of skims over it, with the fabric darted at the side to emphasize the shape. The cut is all wrong.

[Fuzzy Chickens]

Not when it's rubberized and vacuum-sealed to be skin-tight...

[millinniummany3]

Yeah, I get what you're saying, but the clothing tucked under the boobs to make them stick out is common in pics (look at some Dead or Alive fan art as well as Eva pics for examples of this).

[Fuzzy Chickens]

It's somewhat common in ALL movies and TV shows...

[Hara!]

Dude, it's not just that. Real women's clothing, incuding the plugsuit, does not completely surround the breast so that it hangs outside the main part of the clothing. No, real clothing sort of skims over it, with the fabric darted at the side to emphasize the shape. The cut is all wrong.
But darn if it isn't secksy!!!

[Reichu]

That Yui/Rei pic is from the Eden: Yui doujin, BTW. (Which is mostly just Gendo and a dodgy-looking Yui going at it. I give it points for being 100% concentual and loving, which seems to be damned hard to find in those normally-awful H-doujinshi. But Yui just looks plain wrong.)

BTW, kids, I've updated FGC's image archive a bit. Check it out. (http://www.evacommentary.org/supplemental-images.html) The 4chan Idiocy has been added under Capdocs. We've now got a section for animated GIFs under "Screenshots". Some new screenies and random other crap added, too.

Oh yeah, and I fished some of the old "Reichu Classics" out of the vault. Doo hoo hoo!

As requested by Ryo...

http://www.evacommentary.org/images_capdoc/reichu_jive-turkey.jpg

Asuka's saying, "What are you, a jive-a$$ turkey?" The joke arose in a thread at EMF, wherein, for reasons I can't remember, I looked up baka at SpaceAlc (http://www2.alc.co.jp/ejr/index.php?word_in=%82%CE%82%A9&word_in2=%82%A0%82%A2%82%A4%82%A6%82%A8&word_in3=PVawEWi72JXCKoa0Je), one of the definitions given was you-know-what, and, behold! A monster was born!

And as requested by nobody...

http://www.evacommentary.org/images_capdoc/reichu_hair-club.jpg

http://www.evacommentary.org/images_capdoc/reichu_kowai-hitomi.jpg

http://www.evacommentary.org/images_capdoc/reichu_zero-sign.jpg

And here's an absolutely random animated GIF I made, because it had to be done.

http://www.evacommentary.org/episode-05/05_C204_anim.gif

[MagicianCamille]

:lol::lol::lol:

Shinji and Rei were gettin' down.

My theory that Shinji looks like a bitch no matter WHAT he's doing has just been proven.

Dancing, beating off, piloting, walking around staring aimlessly...

[millinniummany3]

Now all we need is Eva characters imitating Travis Bickle...

[Reichu]

Whoever the hell that is. :shrugs:

Here's one of the classics I forgot about, since the original mysteriously vanished ( :shifty: ) from my Folder of Doctored & Captioned Evil. (Thanks to Ornette for inadvertently reminding me in another thread.) I had to make do with a JPEG I still had lying around somewhere. Cut and pasted the redrawn part onto a Renewal screenshot (yeah, the original used a Pre-Renewal screenshot -- it was THAT old!!111), and here it is! Could use some reworking one day, but it's still quite ... effective without modification.

MWAH HAH HAH!!! BEHOLD, THE FLOATING HEAD OF CHIBI ZERO DOOM!!!

http://www.evacommentary.org/images_capdoc/reichu_zero-head.jpg

And you guys are probably familiar with this one already, but I figure, since it's the companion to the above, might as well shove it back in your faces... :D

http://www.evacommentary.org/images_capdoc/reichu_mittsu-no-rei.jpg

:laughs maniacally and fades into the shadows:

[millinniummany3]

Travis Bickle is from the Martin Sorcrase film Taxi Driver. It centres around a Vietnam soldier who develops problems and seeks to gun down the wrong in New York. One of the things it is perhaps best known as is the scene where Bickle acts all paranoid in the mirror, going "you talking to me?" and whipping out the gun the same cool way Rally Vincent does.

[Mr. Tines]

http://www.ravnaandtines.com/eva/high.png

You know, this could explain an awful lot...

[Fuzzy Chickens]

http://www.evacommentary.org/episode-05/05_C204_anim.gif


Why does that remind me of the Junkion dancing scene from Transformers: The Movie?

[Seele08]

http://www.ravnaandtines.com/eva/high.png

You know, this could explain an awful lot...

Here you have what more than likely inspired the instrumentality project (coupled of course with Keel's inability to read braille very well, hence the SDSS turned out to just me children's braille readers), the idea to harness the angel's powers as EVA's ,and the brilliant idea to give EVA 00 only one eye.

See here for more details on the pot issue, I wrote this little blurb yesterday.

http://animenation.net/forums/showpost.php?p=5460302&postcount=22l

[millinniummany3]

Stoned!!! Where's that piccy of smoking Rei?

[Soluzar]

Whoever the hell that is. :shrugs:

Philistine! Have you never seen Taxi Driver? :P

[Seele08]

Since this is sort of a picture thread I'll post this here.
Warning: This will pollute your mind.

Here is Pierre, he looks very....feminine. He has Ritsuko's hair cut even.
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/sefisher/NGE/SEELE/The%20Commitee%20and%20Yui/Pierre2.gif

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/sefisher/NGE/SEELE/The%20Commitee%20and%20Yui/Pierre1.gif

Here is Ritsuko...
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/sefisher/NGE/The%20Bastard%20King%20and%20his%20Hench men/Andere163t.jpg

Naoko says that Ritsuko didn't grow up with a father....maybe this is him.

or

Maybe Ritsuko wasn't Ritsuko, she was a he! Working under cover for SEELE!

Bwahaha :devil:

[Reichu]

The idea of Naoko getting it on with Old Frenchie is an even more horrible thought than her riding Gendo. (Which she probably did at least 75% of the time, if my calculations are correct.)

Also, a man's appearance is no reliable sign of his sexuality. For example, hard-core transvestites can still love their wimmins, and totally beautiful men can still be, well, "MEN!!!". (Whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.) Sexuality is damned more flexible than it is often given credit for being. Shades of grey, baby. Shades of grey.

Akira "Agreed. I found that out the hard way. I'm sorry, Sayaka. Misato-chan..."

[millinniummany3]

Just look at Vega. As soon as you see him you think he's got to be gay, but no. He goes after Chun Li, among various other women.

[Soluzar]

Akira "Agreed. I found that out the hard way. I'm sorry, Sayaka. Misato-chan..."

Why exactly did you choose the name "Sayaka" for Misato's mother? Were you thinking of Mazinger-Z? :P

[Seele08]

The idea of Naoko getting it on with Old Frenchie is an even more horrible thought than her riding Gendo. (Which she probably did at least 75% of the time, if my calculations are correct.)

Also, a man's appearance is no reliable sign of his sexuality. For example, hard-core transvestites can still love their wimmins, and totally beautiful men can still be, well, "MEN!!!". (Whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.) Sexuality is damned more flexible than it is often given credit for being. Shades of grey, baby. Shades of grey.

Akira "Agreed. I found that out the hard way. I'm sorry, Sayaka. Misato-chan..."

But than again this is anime, and I said he could be a transvestite before, and he could still be Ritsuko's daddy. But if appearance doesn't mean anything than what about the Akira-Kaworu connection? Or the Kaji/Kaworu connection, those are based largely on appearance (though the former does have a little more than appearnce to it). I kind of find the idea humorous myself. Appearance may be nothing but we all know how romantic the French language can be...

[K2Grey]

Reichu, your craftmanship is incredible (esp. with the Shinji/Rei GIF) :)

The Mr. Tines NERV logo (I assume that's weed?) picture is also nice :D

[Soluzar]

But than again this is anime, and I said he could be a transvestite before, and he could still be Ritsuko's daddy. But if appearance doesn't mean anything than what about the Akira-Kaworu connection? Or the Kaji/Kaworu connection, those are based largely on appearance (though the former does have a little more than appearnce to it). I kind of find the idea humorous myself. Appearance may be nothing but we all know how romantic the French language can be...

The resemblane is striking. However, are the SEELE committee even in Japan? I thought they were all in their own countries, hence the holographs.

[Reichu]

Nope. Sayaka was the name of my Japanese teacher at college. (Kawabata Sayaka.) I really like the name -- a refreshing change from those -ko names you usually hear -- so when Magami and I were brainstorming, waaaaay back, it was the first thing to come to mind. I think it sounds really nice. "Katsuragi Sayaka".

[Seele08]

Who said they can't have a long-distance relationship, I mean the Frenchie and Naoko probably both traveled on business, after all Naoko built the original MAGI and every Nerv base had one, and there was a NERV base in France if my memory is correct. Besides Ritsuko's daddy was and absent father.

[Reichu]

However, are the SEELE committee even in Japan? I thought they were all in their own countries, hence the holographs.

The Seele guys weren't always hanging out in their respective countries. Keel was hanging out in Japan and Antarctica at various points, and we have that photo where he's with Nigel and Pierre. They Seele Guys presumably have gathered at their mysterious Dead Sea base (being the religious zealots that they are) in lieu with the decryption of the SDSS, as well. They've clearly partied together a lot, in any case. Probably done a lot of strange religious crap with their anonymous buddies, too.

But if appearance doesn't mean anything than what about the Akira-Kaworu connection? Or the Kaji/Kaworu connection, those are based largely on appearance (though the former does have a little more than appearnce to it).

Yeah, the appearance thing is only part of a much larger picture thar...

Reichu, your craftmanship is incredible (esp. with the Shinji/Rei GIF)

Thank ye. But, incidentally, that's the one that took the bare minimum of creativity, even though the end result is more "impressive". (Take screenshots. Run screenshots through custom optimization filter. Dump into ImageReady. Resize, sharpen. Put in order. Get the timing okay. Voila.) Doctoring and captioning images, and doing animated GIFs where I really go nutty manipulating the frames (like the "Kernficken" harpy), are where the REAL satisfaction is derived, and the mark of teh Reichu can truly be left... ;) Although making funny GIFs is fun no matter what.

And the two EVA-00 pics were labors of love. However demented. You can't doctor those faces -- you actually have to draw them. (DRAW? On the computer? NOOOOooooOOO!)

[Soluzar]

Who said they can't have a long-distance relationship, I mean the Frenchie and Naoko probably both traveled on business, after all Naoko built the original MAGI and every Nerv base had one, and there was a NERV base in France if my memory is correct. Besides Ritsuko's daddy was and absent father.
Long distance relationships? Rarely work out. Ask around. :lol:

Sayaka was the name of my Japanese teacher at college.
It's also the name of the pilot of Aphrodite-A, one of the two sidekicks of the Mazinger-Z pilot Kouji Kabuto.

[Seele08]

Long distance relationships? Rarely work out. Ask around.

Obviously it didn't work out, thus whoever Ritusko's daddy was he wasn't around for her as a child or adult. I don't think Naoko was the greatest relationship builder in the whole wide world, and her daughter definetly wasn't much better. If it wasn't the Frenchie maybe it was....

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/sefisher/NGE/SEELE/The%20Commitee%20and%20Yui/vlad1.jpg

Just kidding, not even Naoko is that desperate for affection. Poor Vlad is so ugly his mother probably didn't love him, I mean you spend nine months with a "bun in the oven" and Vlad is what you get for all your time and effort? Maybe he's the result of some bizzarre Soviet expiramentation involving radiation and babies or something. Might explain why he's only about four feet ten inches tall.

[gamemaster5552]

Yeah I think we can all agree that Hikari would have made a good piolet.

[Reichu]

Seele08, you need more than the five main Seele guys to play around with. How about fanonizing the dudes behind the other monoliths, and the religious cult expands! (I forget which numbers Vlad, Teddy, Pierre, and Nigel are. Don't know if the dub gets it right, either. Will have to check sometime.) That means making Sadamoto-esque designs, pulling out the ship names, blah blah blah.... You'd have at least one Japanese one and one Chinese one. Dunno if any other countries actually matter in that world.

Actually, Hikari doesn't seem like the "pilot" type for me. Making this giant person containing the soul of her mom run around, butchering innocent Angels? Shinji does it because... yeah. Asuka does it because... yeah. Rei does it because... yeah. Toji did it for his sister. Why the hell would Hikari do it?

[Mr. Tines]

Why the hell would Hikari do it?

“Because I was asked, and because I can.” — appeal to her Class Rep sense of responsibility, and you probably have enough leverage there.

Of course there's always the shoujo-ai fantasy reasoning — “So Asuka will notice me.”

EDIT - Hey - my l33t'th post!

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[Seele08]

Hikari does it for Pen-Pen. She fights to save mankind for the sake of a penguin! That or she does it so she can get a good look at Toji in the pilot changing rooms. Either way it works.

In the manga the numbers are different than the anime/movie (which jump around).
The Brit is 04, the Frenchie is 06, the American is 09, and the Commie is 11.

Dunno if any other countries actually matter in that world.

Oh Canada!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/sefisher/groan.jpg

didn't work as well as I had hoped but still...

[Seele08]

My crackpot commitee theories just keep coming!
Was again looking at the commitee, and found another possible donor for Kaworu's genes. :wacko: And he's not necesarily dead either...

Behold Commitee man D, Nigel the Briton!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/sefisher/NGE/SEELE/The%20Commitee%20and%20Yui/Nigel.gif

Look at the long jaw, the wide mouth, the rather feminine eyes, and a decent haircut that many of the men of EVA lack, especially the commitee! Seriously how can the most powerful men in the world and woman (Yui) Have such bad hair cuts? The Ruskie's is extremely ragged and long, Yui's is ragged and randomly cut, Keel's hair looks like he clipped it with his visor turned off, and the Frenchie has a woman's haircut. I dub this the Donald Trump effect, lots of money, bad hair.

[Soluzar]

My crackpot commitee theories just keep coming!
Was again looking at the commitee, and found another possible donor for Kaworu's genes. :wacko: And he's not necesarily dead either...

Behold Commitee man D, Nigel the Britain!
I think you mean "Briton", and since I am one, I feel obliged to nitpick.

Look at the long jaw, the wide mouth, the rather feminine eyes many of the men of EVA lack, especially the commitee! Seriously how can the most powerful men in the world and woman (Yui) Have such bad hair cuts? The Ruskie's is extremely ragged and long, Yui's is ragged and randomly cut, Keel's hair looks like he clipped it with his visor turned off, and the Frenchie has a woman's haircut. I dub this the Donald Trump effect, lots of money, bad hair.

Hey, I like Yui's hair! :P

[drgenestarwind]

ok, talking about Seele, notice that in most of the Seele room scenes there are twelve monoliths, when we see people as in Ep.2 there are six people, Gendo, Keel, and four members. but when we see Kaworu standing above the lake, there are sixteen monoliths. just how many members are there, where are they from, and who are they.

[Ornette]

ok, talking about Seele, notice that in most of the Seele room scenes there are twelve monoliths, when we see people as in Ep.2 there are six people, Gendo, Keel, and four members. but when we see Kaworu standing above the lake, there are sixteen monoliths. just how many members are there, where are they from, and who are they.
I think those 6 people (Note that Gendo was one of the 6) were refered to as "The Committee" (UN related?), when we actually see the monoliths, it's Seele (I vaguely remember a distinction being made where whoever that said it, Fuyutski I think, corrected himself, something along the lines of: "blah blah the committee, oh, it's Seele this time"). The 15 monoliths during ep24' was talked about here http://animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?t=185630

I could be wrong about the committee/seele thing. Seems the script sometimes has them labeled as "Seele #" and other times labeled as "Committee A/B/C/D". And I can't find the line I was refering to. Closest thing I could find was: "Ryoji: Oh dear! These developments were unexpected, weren't they? For the Committee... er, Seele, how will you explain?", which wasn't what I was thinking of.

[Seele08]

The commitee is a subset of SEELE, there are a total of twelve members, the extra monoliths were a continuety error, we always see 12 monoliths in the movie and every other episode they are present.

[Seele08]

Do ya'll know what this forum needs? Feedback! I put all that backbreakin err fingerbreaking work into a beautiful Canadian monolith (ok so its sucks...but its still kinda funny) and no one even flames me!

[Z Metalla]

Funny thing is, I do see Canada as being one of the missing SEELE memberships... Along with Isreal and China, for some reason, in my head. I wish the image was a little more amusing, though, but that's probably just me. XD

[Reichu]

I think those 6 people (Note that Gendo was one of the 6) were refered to as "The Committee" (UN related?)

Gendo isn't part of the Human Instrumentality Committee. It's just the five. He's a random toadie. Albeit a rather important one.

I could be wrong about the committee/seele thing. Seems the script sometimes has them labeled as "Seele #" and other times labeled as "Committee A/B/C/D".

When they appear as the Committee they are Committeeman A/B/C/D. Otherwise they're just numbers (or "Man" this or that; depends on the episode). But to us, they are Pierre Bretagne, Vladimir Kaganovich, Theodore "Teddy" Cassin, and Nigel Laforey (and a bunch of faceless nobodies).

And I like Yui's haircut, too. But I prefer her with no hair. The "flaming hair" scares me, too. Evas should be bald, period.

[Hara!]

http://www.ravnaandtines.com/eva/high.png

You know, this could explain an awful lot...

I believe the ancients used to say:

BOSS!

[Seele08]

Funny thing is, I do see Canada as being one of the missing SEELE memberships... Along with Isreal and China, for some reason, in my head. I wish the image was a little more amusing, though, but that's probably just me. XD

and Belgium just so Keel/Germany can have someone besides France to pick on every now and then, besides the Frenchie and the Brit are probably still to busy argueing over the inanity that was the middle ages, and the Hundred Year's War (probably why they set so far apart, everyone got sick of it). Same goes for the American and the Commie, who wants a reenactment of the Cold War every time they try to have a meeting? Anno and company really missed out on a number of great geo-politcal jokes that could have been made with those guys.