The THREE word story

[whiterabbit]

I think many of you already know how to do this...



It all started

[tango_mango]

when this guy

[FLCLlover]

named Dan that

[Marie]

had a sister

[Nomnomnom]

Who was very

[Marie]

ugly and intelligent

[Nomnomnom]

. She wanted to

[FLCLlover]

be a striper

[whiterabbit]

but one day

[FLCLlover]

she fell off

[cdf]

her brothers horse

[tango_mango]

and broke her

[ShadowProtecter]

nose and her

[tango_mango]

CD player, but

[madoka odeko]

... at least she ...

[tango_mango]

didn't break her

[madoka odeko]

... naked statue of ...

[ShadowProtecter]

the god eros

[tango_mango]

The doctor said

[ShadowProtecter]

he didn't like

[tango_mango]

her breast size

[ShadowProtecter]

so he offered

[tango_mango]

a free operation

[ShadowProtecter]

in three months

[tango_mango]

so that her

[ShadowProtecter]

horse could have

[tango_mango]

a better life.

[ShadowProtecter]

Without her sitting

[HimuraKenji]

on the horse

[cdf]

she said no

[ToyMachinist_86]

and fell dead

[tango_mango]

to the operation.

[cdf]

on her mom

[tango_mango]

The horse said

[cdf]

"W T F!?"

[tango_mango]

and cried until

[ShadowProtecter]

the mom got

[FLCLlover]

it passed out

[Keitaro44]

and said ouch

[FLCLlover]

.She then got

[ShadowProtecter]

a bottle of

[FLCLlover]

beer and beat

[ShadowProtecter]

her head while

[FLCLlover]

killed the horse

[ShadowProtecter]

as a guy

[FLCLlover]

licked her arm.

[ShadowProtecter]

she screamed and

[FLCLlover]

bashed his head

[AnimeFan3oo3]

on a big

[AnimeRocks!]

on a pointed

[FLCLlover]

piece of brick

[Keitaro44]

and blood squirted

[FLCLlover]

all over her.

[Keitaro44]

Then she crapped

[FLCLlover]

on the big

[Nomnomnom]

elephant man's face

[FLCLlover]

which was very

[Nomnomnom]

round and curvy

[FLCLlover]

with pieces of

[Nomnomnom]

glass sticking out

[FLCLlover]

of his nose.

[Nomnomnom]

When she started

[FLCLlover]

to punch him

[Nomnomnom]

for getting blood

[FLCLlover]

all over her

[Nomnomnom]

and making her

[FLCLlover]

realy bloody and

[Nomnomnom]

craping her pants(.)

[FLCLlover]

Then she ran

[Nomnomnom]

-cans for grammer

all the way

[ToyMachinist_86]

the strip club

[Nomnomnom]

where her father
^dont skip grammers!

[ToyMachinist_86]

was already waiting.

[Nomnomnom]

They hopped in

[FLCLlover]

a shine red

[Nomnomnom]

battlecurizer outside thier

[Anchalis Kinei]

mother's hairy ***

[FLCLlover]

and drove straight

[Nomnomnom]

into the penquin's

[FLCLlover]

big,fat mouth

[Nomnomnom]

and were swallowed

[Keitaro44]

whole by the

[FLCLlover]

pueiguin's mouse that

[Keitaro44]

ate some pie.

[Nomnomnom]

and was having

[FLCLlover]

a heart attack

[Nomnomnom]

so it spit

[FLCLlover]

up the car

[Nomnomnom]

-battleship and died(.)

[Keitaro44]

Meanwhile, in the

[FLCLlover]

depths of the

[Nomnomnom]

LAND OF NOD

[Keitaro44]

a rapper said

[Nomnomnom]

that all the

[Keitaro44]

cool poopsters should

[Scissors]

eat big mushrooms

[ShadowProtecter]

and then go

[silent_kupo]

throw rocks at

[FLCLlover]

a panda that

[Pookieness]

has been infected

[FLCLlover]

by a giant

[whiterabbit]

egg worm with

[silent_kupo]

a dollar bill

[Scissors]

.Then the panda

[silent_kupo]

lit up a

[tango_mango]

giant light and

[deliverance]

threw the cat

[deliverance]

at the turkey

[cdf]

who raped the

[deliverance]

penguin that sat

[silent_kupo]

with some b*tches

[deliverance]

that kicked the

[silent_kupo]

pink pimp mobile

[deliverance]

and left for

[silent_kupo]

the land of

[deliverance]

milk and honey

[silent_kupo]

with bags of

are you following me?:scared:

[deliverance]

charcoal that had




are you my consiounce?

[BlueWraith]

found its way

[deliverance]

to the river

[BlueWraith]

one the back

[deliverance]

of a trailer

[silent_kupo]

Originally posted by deliverance
are you my consiounce? in east lane
i might be

[deliverance]

looking at the

[deliverance]

rabbit chasing a..

[tango_mango]

small mouse who's

[Keitaro44]

butt was humongous.

[tango_mango]

The mouse stopped

[cdf]

and fired a

[BlueWraith]

ak-47 assault rifle

[silent_kupo]

with his cheeks

[cdf]

but it jammed

[Keitaro44]

and fell onto

[cdf]

an M67 fragmentation grenade

[ShadowProtecter]

^ more than 3 words

and then he

[deliverance]

ripped *** on

[silent_kupo]

3 gold kittens

[deliverance]

who made a

[silent_kupo]

super nes system

[deliverance]

and played while

[ShadowProtecter]

they went crazy

[deliverance]

for some donuts

[deliverance]

while looking out

[cdf]

Originally posted by cdf
an M67 fragmentation grenade

the spy glass

^ sense when is M67 a word? i just looked it up at www.dictionary.com and it didnt find any search results for it

[Nomnomnom]

at a monkey

[deliverance]

scratching its as*

[cdf]

THATS SO RUDE!

[deliverance]

^is taht part of the story or a comment about my answer ? -_-;

[cdf]

both...

[deliverance]

was killed above

[whiterabbit]

a U-hal truck

[deliverance]

when they jumped

[tango_mango]

into the street

[deliverance]

then looked at

[Etchd]

the car behind

[tango_mango]

the trailer and

[Etchd]

got off to

[ShadowProtecter]

dance with some

[Etchd]

girls who look

[tango_mango]

like they need

[Etchd]

to do something

[tango_mango]

. So he took

[Etchd]

the bread then

[tango_mango]

fed it to

[Etchd]

one of the

[ShadowProtecter]

unhappy girls who

[Etchd]

have no experience

[deliverance]

with pornographic films

[tango_mango]

. So the bread

[Etchd]

was passed on

[tango_mango]

and the girls

[deliverance]

watched many movies

[Etchd]

so that they

[deliverance]

would know what

[Etchd]

will happen when

[ShadowProtecter]

butterflies eat people

[deliverance]

as they went

[Etchd]

to tell them

[deliverance]

what was wrong

[Etchd]

with the things

[deliverance]

which they carried

[Etchd]

over the car.

[deliverance]

They all athered

[Etchd]

to the nearest

[ShadowProtecter]

McDonalds to eat

[deliverance]

some chickens and

[Etchd]

fries together with

[deliverance]

a baggers and

[ShadowProtecter]

three blind mice

[deliverance]

which got kicked

[Etchd]

out of school

[deliverance]

as Alf ate

[ShadowProtecter]

they all told

[deliverance]

a fruity joke

[ShadowProtecter]

about some happy

[Etchd]

nice guys who

[deliverance]

gave in to

[ShadowProtecter]

their craving for

[deliverance]

Three nice ladies

[ShadowProtecter]

who ate chocolate

[deliverance]

on the tree

[HardCore]

while juggling nine

[deliverance]

enourmous balls with

[cdf]

giant purple aligators

[deliverance]

who regurgitated 100

[cdf]

tiny beany babies

[deliverance]

on a rabbit

[Nomnomnom]

that was the

[FLCLlover]

the king of

[cdf]

of the hill

[Nomnomnom]

(.) So the monkey

[whiterabbit]

gave up all

[deliverance]

the porno tapes

[cdf]

and sex toys

[deliverance]

to watch movies

[cdf]

about huge wales

[deliverance]

which had blue

[cdf]

and yellow purple

[deliverance]

bluish redish backs

[Etchd]

( . ) The monkey was

[deliverance]

pregnant with a

[Lizzy*D]

small baby goldfish

[Lizzy*D]

that was born

[silent_kupo]

with a shark


join the AN killer game at polls battles and games

[deliverance]

on a sunday

[silent_kupo]

afternoon with a

[deliverance]

mutated fin on

[silent_kupo]

a car garage

[deliverance]

above a posterboard

[Lizzy*D]

with lots of

[deliverance]

cardboard boxes in

[silent_kupo]

thong with green

[Lizzy*D]

curvy styrofoam thingys

[deliverance]

that show many

[Lizzy*D]

voleptuous cravings and

[deliverance]

huge bags of

[Lizzy*D]

shaved wolf shavings

[whiterabbit]

it also had

[Lizzy*D]

freshly shaved oranges

[deliverance]

with orange insides

[Lizzy*D]

.Suddenly, it started

[deliverance]

to shake violently

[Lizzy*D]

and exploded boom

[deliverance]

on the roof

[cdf]

of your cat

[deliverance]

with many more

[cdf]

nazi canadian jews

[deliverance]

who shot at

[cdf]

hippy german iraqi's

[deliverance]

. while farming on