The THREE word story

[animegurl]

that can destroy

[RecentMidget]

your internet provider

[J.Mizuno]

stop the porn

[RecentMidget]

or else you

[KabukiSaMuRaI]

punished severely again

[RecentMidget]

for making a

[KabukiSaMuRaI]

not so funny

[RecentMidget]

comedian with your

[KabukiSaMuRaI]

sloppy red handkerchief

[Sixteen]

And Frankinsteined computer

[Jia]

that really made

[taily]

you so fat

[J.Mizuno]

kids cry at

[animegurl]

and are really

[RecentMidget]

good at the

[animegurl]

art of baseball

[RecentMidget]

although they are

[wrathborne]

lost in the

[taily]

flubber of your

[Sixteen]

ancient dark elf

[animegurl]

who is strangely

[RecentMidget]

tall and has

[animegurl]

very long limbs

[RecentMidget]

and also a

[animegurl]

profusely large nose

[RecentMidget]

with alot of

[Sixteen]

rotten lunchmeat that

[Nami]

turn your stomach

[Sixteen]

into small blooming

[Jia]

town of flowers

[Sixteen]

along with thousands

[RecentMidget]

of angry yukari's

[boomsnapclap]

that happened to

[Sixteen]

love "Cowboy Bebop"

[RecentMidget]

and cosplay as

[J.Mizuno]

a yellow Pikachu

[RecentMidget]

even though they

[J.Mizuno]

really hate the

[RecentMidget]

flying monkeys from

[J.Mizuno]

the land of

[Sixteen]

dark matter generators

[J.Mizuno]

had fallen into

[RecentMidget]

the motherload of

[Trefellin]

breathtakingly hot women

[Sixteen]

who only like

[Trefellin]

effeminate men with

[superplough]

really ridiculously large

[RecentMidget]

arms, legs, and

[Meggles]

Eyebrows. They also

[RecentMidget]

have really large

[Meggles]

Fat rolls on

[taily]

his very big

[Sixteen]

elephant like shoulders

[RecentMidget]

that he loathes.

[Sixteen]

While the dirty

[RecentMidget]

stinking apes on

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

sparkling magic chocolate

[RecentMidget]

ride to retrieve

[Random Thought]

what they once

[RecentMidget]

had up their

[Sixteen]

filthy yellow pants

[RecentMidget]

which were stolen

[superplough]

by everyone's favourite

[RecentMidget]

flavored ice-cream man

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

Who loved the

[RecentMidget]

chocolate from the

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

glittering dark side

[RecentMidget]

that contained many

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

Large scary spiders

[RecentMidget]

that had no

[Sixteen]

taste for fancy

[RecentMidget]

chocolate salty balls

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

In salty water

[Sixteen]

that comes from

[RecentMidget]

the ocean named

[Sixteen]

for the promised

[KittiePryde]

of ungodly ruling.

[Sixteen]

The Dark Aku

[Moonkittee]

who said that

[RecentMidget]

"I will rape

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

You in the

[Moonkittee]

house by the

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

the large window

[Sixteen]

with a special

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

Mid-night blue sky

[animegurl]

that had shiny

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

Glowing sprit balls

[animegurl]

that like too

[RecentMidget]

make things explode

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

With lotsa TNT

[animegurl]

and millions of

[Moonkittee]

granades that can

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

Sing Limp Bizkit

[Eva Unit 01]

over the rainbow

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

And through the

[Eva Unit 01]

Gay man orgy

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

of the insane

[Eva Unit 01]

Talking black carrots

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

Who started riots

[Eva Unit 01]

over ten cents

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

An hour with

[wrathborne]

Absolutely nothing left

[Moonkittee]

wanting to do

[wrathborne]

whatever comes naturally

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

To him and

[master terrence]

SUDDENLY his girlfriend....


<this thread was deserving of a revive>

[animefan88]

fell over and...

[Arnold]

spilled juice on

[master terrence]

his water bed.

[animefan88]

He became so...

[master terrence]

confused and filled...

[animefan88]

with uncontrolable lust...

[autsiticanime]

he ripped off...

[ThePhillyFlash]

my bank account....

[master terrence]

driving ThePhillyFlash to..

[animefan88]

explode with rage...

[Sora N]

He then left

[goddessofanime]

peeing his pants

[Sora N]

Down the road

[autsiticanime]

until he saw

[Sora N]

The police chasing

[master terrence]

a dunkin donuts...

[autsiticanime]

on fire because...

[master terrence]

a volcano erupted.

[autsiticanime]

Startled by this.

[Sora N]

Weird strange event

[master terrence]

ThePhillyFlash wet himself


<:lol: that's what you get for putting yourself in the story.>

[animefan88]

then cried like :P...

[Arnold]

a baby who

[animefan88]

wants his Mommy! 2x :P :lol:

^ He'll get a kick outa this! Muahahaha!

[ThePhillyFlash]

to chop wood....

[Arnold]

in the forest

[master terrence]

of otakus and

[ThePhillyFlash]

crazed yaoi fangirls....

[Arnold]

who paddle people...

[master terrence]

with their pickles

[animefan88]

For perfect priceless..

(This is becoming too Dr. Seuss :lol: )

[master terrence]

ping pong pride.

<and it kind of made sense>

[ThePhillyFlash]

while watching Gravitation....

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

With *Yuki and...

[*Blonde guy from Gravit.]

[animefan88]

That guy from...

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

Death Note and...

[Arnold]

runs up the...

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

Very large mountain...

[Sora N]

To start a

[ThePhillyFlash]

anime nudist colony....

[master terrence]

where will smith*


*I am Legend version not the MIB or rapper version :P

[Melion]

find a cure

[animefan88]

for his inability...

[Arnold]

to eat pickles

[Sora N]

While watching a

[animefan88]

semi-erotic film with...

[Arnold]

his friends and

[RecentMidget]

penis wrinkle man

[animefan88]

^ :lol:

No one knows...

[Sora N]

Decided to go

[master terrence]

deciding to go.....

to outer space

<double post fail :lol: >

[Arnold]

and visit planets

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

Like Jupiter and

[master terrence]

Uranis for lols :lol:

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

Laugh out Loud

[animefan88]

And then visit...

[RecentMidget]

the mushroom kingdom

[animefan88]

with America's most...

[ThePhillyFlash]

famous gangsta rapper....

[animefan88]

The Kool-Aid Man!

[master terrence]

who accidentally tipped!!

[Melion]

And said: "Oh...

[animefan88]

YEAH!!! One day...

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

he fell on...

[animefan88]

an old blind...

[Arnold]

man, who then

[animefan88]

proceeded to wipe...

[ThePhillyFlash]

Angelina Jolie's behind....

[autsiticanime]

whilst she was...

[ThePhillyFlash]

burping Brad Pitt....

[Sora N]

In her chair

[Arnold]

and adopting a

[animefan88]

random selection of...

[Sora N]

Anime and Manga

[animefan88]

From Animenation's selection...

[Sora N]

Of Yaoi and

[Arnold]

Yuri about a

[animefan88]

Shinigami and a...

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

angel who are...

[ThePhillyFlash]

playing strip poker....

[Arnold]

and dancing to

[animefan88]

the beat of...

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

'Barbie Girl' and

[Sora N]

Then decided to

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

explode and watch...

[Arnold]

Haruhi Suzumiya go...

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

and die very

[animefan88]

Horrific death. Seventeen...

[ThePhillyFlash]

years ago today....

[Arnold]

Sailor Mars jumped

[animefan88]

off the highest...

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

ocean and broke...

[Arnold]

her tiara on

[animefan88]

a fresh baked...

[ThePhillyFlash]

blueberry nut muffin....

[animefan88]

causing her to...

[Sora N]

Scream and yell

[animefan88]

like a baby.

[Sora N]

And then proceeded

[Arnold]

to drive to

[animefan88]

the nearest McDonalds...

[ThePhillyFlash]

to buy cheeseburgers....

[old hat]

but not ketchup...

[ThePhillyFlash]

with those fries....

[Arnold]

And then ran...

[animefan88]

over a super...

[NightsEloquence]

huge candy mountain..

[Sora N]

In the country

[animefan88]

of Kakapupupipishire. What...

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

happened to the....

[old hat]

remaining two Loremasters...

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

who of which...

[animefan88]

disposed of the...

[old hat]

youngest of their..

[animefan88]

siblings in the...

[ThePhillyFlash]

red wood chipper...

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

And then smiled...

[animefan88]

two grossly menacing...

[Arnold]

smiles at the

[animefan88]

priest outside of...

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

the dark woods...

[animefan88]

of Nottinghamshire. Frankenstein's...

[old hat]

cousin's former roommate...

[animefan88]

Count Chocula, once...

[old hat]

the local vicar...

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

threw away some

[animefan88]

boxes of Frankenberry...

[old hat]

without eating any!

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

He then sneezed...

[old hat]

and didn't sanitize...

[animefan88]

his hands, nor...

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

eyes, so he..

[animefan88]

ransacked the local...

[old hat]

convenience store dumpster...

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

and ate a...

[old hat]

moldy burger he...

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

Found under a

[Sora N]

bed in someone's

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

old dirty home...

[Sora N]

and then went

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

downstares to cook...

[Sora N]

a huge meal

[animefan88]

for local undead...

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

spiders who liked...